#some cursed trek lore for y'all

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The Vulcan piss lore???

Okay so.

To start off, this comes from Starbase 10. If you have gotten tits deep in Vulcan lore like I have you probably have comes across this database at least once in your experience in the Trek fandom. This is an online dictionary full of Vulcan words that one can use in their own fanart/fanfiction.

Some of the words that exist in this online database include "Ponfo Mirann" which is what Hoshi told T'Pol in Enterprise which from this database means "Go to Hell". It also contains the Vulcan word for "Dildo" (which is Sutor-lok if you were wondering).

It also contains the word for urine and the description of Vulcan pee is more or less described as "Thick and viscous and has the colour of crude oil". I found the post in it's cursed entirety on the blog of @vulcannic that at this link here.

So yeah, if y'all have never heard of the Vulcan piss lore or have had your subconscious block out the memory of learning about the piss lore, I suggest you read it and just ask yourself "why".