#some ass grabbing

[thatonekimgirl]

let's pay some respect to these little moments

[ilovejoll]

Nuzi stuff I forgot to post sorrryyyyy Nuzi Community louve you bye

[tales-of-the-ghost-zone]

DP x MCU crossover

Sometime after Howard and Maria Stark’s death, Hydra decides to try and make a clone of Tony Stark, that’s infused with Super Soldier serum. They were hoping to get a super smart super soldier that they could control.

And thus Danny was born.

At some point when he’s like 2 or 3 one of the Hydra agents whose been his handler since he was born grows a conscious after witnessing the most recent experiment the other scientists in the lab put Danny through. They take Danny and run away from the lab. They don’t get away clean tho, they had to fight their way out of the lab and they were injured in the process. They wind up in Amity Park with baby Danny and come across the Fenton Parents. They hand Danny over to them and tell them to protect and look after the kid. And then they die.

The Fenton parents adopt Danny and raise him as their own. Danny grows up not knowing he’s adopted or that he’s a clone and a super soldier. The ghost portal accident happens when he’s 14 like cannon. The reason he survived and only half died is because of the super soldier serum in his blood.

Eventually, after the whole events of the Danny Phantom series has passed (minus Phantom Planet because fuck that horrible ending to the series). Danny, after defeating Pariah Dark, is now the king of the ghost zone. He still doesn’t realize he’s a clone of Tony Stark. Despite the fact that he looks exactly like a 17 year old version of the man!!!

And then New York happens. A portal opens up in the skies above New York, and aliens come pouring out of it! You bet your ass Danny hightailed it over to New York to help out the group of heroes that were trying to stop the aliens. He’s super hyped to fight aliens!!! He’s just having a blast zooming through the skies of New York, around skyscrapers, throwing punches and ecto-blasts at aliens, helping out the other heroes.

Meanwhile every time he helps one of the Avengers they all double take when they finally get a look at his face. Cause like yes this floating glowing child has glowing green eyes and Snow White hair, but the rest of his face looks like a very young Tony Stark. After each encounter with the boy the different Avengers call Tony over the coms to ask his status and to reassure themselves that Tony hadn’t been de-aged and given super powers mid battle.

Tony is the last one of them that meets Danny. He’s super annoyed at the fact everyone keeps calling him over the coms to ask his status. Like yeah he’s not a super soldier and doesn’t have powers, but neither does Romanoff or Barton!!! And unlike them he has his own super suit to protect him. So why is everyone calling in to check on him?!!!

And then finally Danny comes zooming around a building chasing after Loki’s chariot, shouting sarcastic quips at the god, while firing green blasts from his fists. And Tony just kind of blue screens for a minute. Jarvis has to take over piloting the suit for a minute while Tony reboots. He’s def got the surprised Pikachu face going on. Finally he reboots but Danny’s already flown off to deal with something else.

The battle comes to an end, the portal closes, the world is safe, and all the Avengers all head towards Stark tower. Danny sees them and where they’re headed and decides to meet them there. He’s been the only super hero around for a while and he wants to actually properly interact with these new hero’s!

Imagine his shock when he actually finally comes face to face with Tony Stark and finally realizes how much he looks like the man. He starts panicking thinking his mom had an affair with the man 17 years ago and just passed him off as Jack Fenton’s son.

Absolute chaos ensues as assumptions are made. DNA tests happen. They realize that no he is not Tony’s kid, he’s Tony’s clone. More assumptions are made. No body is having a good time.

[ohithankyou]

ass man evan buckely has got to slap, smack, grab (or all of the above) his boyfriend’s ass at least once next season. tommy doesn’t have all that cake for no reason. it must be appreciated.

[elvisqueso]

Pocahontas (1995) is a good movie, actually, btw

[animentality]

not to be racist against the French or anything but why has every French man I've ever met been allergic to getting off his ass and helping his wife do literally anything at all at big family events

[ourhouseishaunted]

trips and dozens of shitty sketches of trigun women fall out of my pockets

[angelyuji]

how do you think Stan would act around his (in their 20s) employee that he finds attractive? Would his crush start out as tame but head towards obsessive or would it be creepville straight from the start

he’s an old man and old people are unfortunately unashamed in their behavior. it’s creepy shit from the beginning. tame creepy at first and once he realizes he’s getting away with it/ur not doing anything abt it, he goes full send.

[icantalk710]

Very glad my team gets the option to work from home for quarter-end week 😌☕🥐

[mybrainproblems]

Dean gets really into wearing utili kilts post canon and has a bunch of them he wears around a lot. Sam makes a homophobic comment (as he is wont to do & everyone forgets) about Dean wearing skirts. So Dean is starting to launch into a whole spiel about manly Scots wearing kilts and William Wallace etc etc when Cas walks in and just immediately shoves a hand up the back of Dean's kilt, causing him to go bright red and then even redder when Cas says he appreciates the authenticity.

Sam is confused why Dean isn't telling Cas to take his hand out from under his skirt, but then again Cas has always been really weird. So he just wanders off to make himself a green drink and listen to the next installment of one of his true crime podcasts and doesn't really give it much thought.

Dean and Cas have been together for months and think Sam knows.

Sam does not know.

[akidachi]

aggie canvas saiou!

[pandadrake]

Mr. Sims.

The beginning of Dr. O’Hara’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

Felt like intentionally over-working a b&w sketch featuring the most minor and forgotten of characters. Also weird perspective choices lol.

I was ruminating on how the inciting incident for Spider-man 2099 (1992) was this bit where Miguel puts himself in a position of authority to try to mitigate harm and ends up killing someone (with the machine that later gives him his powers). There’s almost a pattern here. Brundlefly-ified Mr. Sims' mouth isn't actually visible in the comic panels he shows up in, so I took some artistic liberties and gave him the fangs. He already has the red eyes, so why not?

I like when Spider-man stuff leans into the mad science body horror. It's like the little flavor packet in the ramen.

[samarecharm]

Fake Dating for an event but make it Makoann

MAYBE its preparation for Shidos palace? Getting intel on some people on his hitlist before infiltrating for real?

Originally Akira was willing to take Makotos place, but there were concerns that someone would recognize him through the makeup. “Shido KNOWS your face; we cant risk that.”

Futaba doesnt go for very obv reasons (agoraphobic), but also, she needs to have a live feed of everything being said incase they need to leave the event early. And Haru cant go bc shes the daughter of Okumura; she would be recognized immediately. Makoto is simply the best choice given the (unfortunate) circumstances.

Normally, they would joke about Ann’s acting; but shes a model and she knows how to act appropriately in these kinds of situations. Its not an act, its her Job, and its kind of wild for Makoto to see her effortlessly mingle w so many important and intimidating people without a care in the world. Makoto finds herself less stressed about the event because of it, and perhaps even a little emboldened 😳

Bonus Doodle under the cut (drawn before the images up top)

[valentinesparda]

outfit from today uwu [ they/it pronouns only ]

[nastylillad]

went scrolling through your posts and found the bunny outfits.

*INTENSE GESTURE TO FRANK* p L E a s e

ask and thou shalt recieve

shift supervisor! while the manager is busy doing paperwork, frank keeps everything going smoothly out on the floor (considering the assistant manager would rather drink and dance all night). he isnt in uniform most of the time but if theres a big baller, eddie, or the owner coming by he’ll be in the bunny fit. enjoys his job now that eddie is the new delivery man for their liquor and food. otherwise he finds it pretty mundane. hes pretty unbothered by the grosser more perverted customers, feels about the same as howdy towards his work. unless eddies there, then hes too busy flirting with him to focus on anything else, he just loves the way eddie gets so flustered by his uniform (theyre not married or even dating in this au but god are they pinning for each other HARD just neither has made the official move to do more than just suck each other off lmao)

also i put them all together (i know i drew barns and eddie but thats not their actual outfits for this au lmao)

[whoblewboobear]

I need to know what levels Jace and Porter are I’m begging Brennan pls I need to know for science (fanfic)