#so... get isekai'd kenny and sugu!

[rmorde]

Okay. Let me just toss this out.

A romcom-ish melodrama featuring Gojo Satoru who fell in love with a man he ran over with his car.

The man he ran over with his car is Toji Fushiguro who was trying to kill Gojo Satoru's cute adopted daughter Gojo Riko.

Gojo Riko used to be an Amanai until Satoru's parents bought her as a bride for their son. As soon as Satoru learned about this, he convinced Geto Suguru to marry him and be his "fake" husband "and" adopt Riko while screwing over his parents.

Gojo Suguru, former Geto, is in love with Satoru. So much so that he went along with the "fake" marriage. The problem is he thinks Satoru only thought of them as best friends and that the marriage proposal is all just for Riko's sake. No, it was not. He is crushing and pining after his husband but can't spit it out for the sake of ~friendship~

However, Gojo Satoru was damn serious about the marriage. He has been in love with Suguru for so long and has given so many hints since high school. He even confessed three times already!

Satoru offering his hand in marriage to Suguru is a last ditch effort to express that he loves him romantically. When Suguru accepted, he was over the moon... until Suguru points out how much of a great idea it was to save Riko. Through their marriage, they can adopt her without avoid any legal troubles from her being bought as a child bride. Suguru is a dense idiot.

To say that Satoru was devastated that he bound himself and Suguru in an unrequited romantic love marriage is an understatement. Shoko had to watch Satoru binge eat sweets after sweets in hysteria at his totally platonic marriage. She also bore witness as he swore off from romantic love forever and dedicated his life to helping children like Riko.

Obviously, it didn't stick.

So, going back. Satoru run over Toji who was trying to kill Riko. He nursed the man back to health in their home. Look, Satoru got into his depressing platonic marriage in the name of avoiding legal troubles. Naturally, he'd like to keep it that way for his family. Besides, Riko has gone overseas to Hawaii for a school exchange program. This shouldn't be a problem.

Toji, upon learning that his target is away for a long while, thought this is a golden opportunity. If he manages to seduce Satoru before Riko comes back, it'd be easy for him to kill his target and maybe he'd get the man as a rich husband too. If he becomes a Gojo, he would be able to retire as a hitman, piss off his estranged clan, and offer a better life for his children.

So, under the same roof, a weird love triangle starts.

Satoru is trying to rebound from Suguru's rejection and maintain a life of sexual abstinence. If Suguru doesn't get it, no one will!!! But the "amnesiac" man he ran over (aka Toji) is making it so fucking hard.

Suguru is stuck because how the fuck do you confess to your husband that you love him romantically when they married for platonic and honorable purposes Dumb idiot, IT WAS YOUR FAULT! Also, the man Satoru is helping does not seem to be as harmless as he presents himself to be. He is dangerous. He must protect his family.

Toji is enjoying life. Satoru was easy to fluster and it's only a matter of time before he has him. The annoyance that is Suguru, the "husband", would be easy to eliminate. He just needs to be patient and tactical about this assignment and side job. Once he finishes this, then he can finally be at peace.

Then, shit hits the fan when Kenjaku comes in.

In this AU, Kenjaku is Suguru's twin. They were separated at birth. He doesn't like one bit that Suguru's living a "happy life" while his own got fucked over.

See, Kenjaku loves Itadori Sukuna. However, the man does not want anything to do with him. His ever loyal best friend-slash-body guard Urahime won't let him near him too.

So, Kenjaku settled with the next best thing which is Itadori Jin - the lesser twin who had just become a widow recently. Very convenient, isn't it? It was easy enough to seduce Jin into taking him as his second spouse. He just has to mimic Itadori Kaori's mannerisms. Show off the brood of children from the orphanage he took over and Kenjaku instantly has Jin wrapped around his finger.

Everything was going well, until that damned old man Wasuke learned how Kenjaku killed Kaori. Their fairy tale-like life fell apart after that.

His laboratory orphanage was burned down. He lost all his experiments children. He lost his toy husband. He didn't even get the satisfaction of killing that fucking old man.

Kenjaku seethed at having to survive being on the run while his precious brother is living the life he should have had.

So, he'd ruin it.

He conned Toji into assassinating the daughter, Riko, first. Unfortunately, the assassin is not all he claimed to be since he is too busy thinking with his dick in trying to get into his twin's husband's pants. Not that Kenjaku blames him. Suguru has good taste.

Since Toji was taking too long and him dilly dallying pisses Kenjaku off, he decided to take a more direct approach.

He would reveal himself as Suguru's twin, get his sympathy so he'd get into their house, somehow kill his twin and impersonate him, reveal Toji as an assassin, fuck Satoru, kill Riko, kill Satoru, and inherit all the riches of the Gojos AND FINALLY GET ITADORI SUKUNA!

Too busy with his evil plans, Kenjaku didn't notice that he is a hazard on the road. Suguru, driving on his way to work, realized that their "harmless" guest has finally fucked him over because his car has no breaks!

Anyway, the Gojos live in a secluded place on top of a hill. It's not too far from Tokyo, but that's not the point. The road to their home has a lot of cliffs. It was through one of these cliffs that Suguru drove himself off to when he tried and failed making a road kill out of Kenjaku.

Both men were presumed dead They were not! which kinda ends this SatoSugu Not!Fake Marriage Arc. Their bodies assumed to have been burned away after the car exploded. Actually they got isekai-d and is on an entirely different quest to get back home Suguru wants to re-do the SatoSugu Arc!

So, Satoru becomes a devastated widow. Toji poised ready to catch and trap him... and he suffers!!!

Oh, it was not easy to get Satoru to love him. The man was too busy grieving. Buttering up to his friends was also difficult - especially the doctor Shoko and the secretary Ijichi. However, he is already gin too deep as an innocent "amnesiac" living with Satoru and he is slowly becoming his fake persona for real.

And thus, Toji switched tactics. He slowly "recover" his memories to deviate Satoru's attention back to him to distract him from his grief. He even uses his original target's, Riko, return home as the final catalyst - claiming that she looks like the son he accidentally forgot.

This is where TojiGo Arc officially kicks off, Toji slowly falling in love for real with Satoru as Satoru gets over Suguru is gone. They become each other's second love - healing each other despite the secrets between them because Toji doesn't want to admit being a killer while Satoru doesn't want to say that his first marriage was a sham.

However, thanks to Riko, they settled down together. That is after a road trip, a hunt, and a shot gun marriage to pay off debts.

Nevertheless, Toji becomes Satoru's second husband. He lives happily ever after with his amazing son, two lovely daughters, and pet snake (aka the worm inventory curse). ---> His client aka Kenjaku never followed up on his hit. Plus, Toji already started to think Riko as his daughter too. Like hell he is killing her.

Toji sincerely hopes that his departed wife Haruko understands and approves of his choices.

But... all good things unfortunately have to to end for Toji as his past as a Zenin caught up with him.

TBC...