#so you see it late on ur computer and it's like 'ok i guess we're going off then'

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol episode 26 ramble

the academic victim era continues. i like putting my lil personal bits at the beginning of these i think it humanizes me

ok. i have to pause mid intro song. i just hit my bowl of snap pea crisps and spilled them everywhere and i'm going to tweak

3 of them fell on the floor.. but they're kinda expensive so we don't get to have them very often.. is it worth it..

i ate them i don't care

this has become more about me than the episode i'm gonna unpause it now

we're so back

celia at work core!! she dgaf!!!

MEET HELEN. pls don't be a tory in this universe pls pls pls pls. i didn't fw human helen at all i am less excited than i was about basira but also basira was one of my all time favs forever

hiii aliceeee <333

magnusing is so me tbh if you think about it

so does alice's voice have a slight hint of that effect they use for chester and norris to anyone else or.. like she sounds computer-y and i don't know if it's just the microphone or something real

"take protection" "jesus christ!" "LIKE A BIG KNIFE OR SOMETHING" CRYING. see my mind didn't go there sam so what's up with that sam huh sam

the hell does celia have in her workbag wtf. queen what. it's the trauma "are you sure that thing is legal?" LMFAOOOOOO

ok i don't like you saying nauseas because i'm on TWO medications that make me nauseas and i just ate pls don't be gross

DAMN. i was gonna be like JARED? HOPWORTH? but it's jared 'smith.' gerard jared is kind of like michael

P.E. teachers creep me out but probably because the only one my high school has ever officially had got fired my freshman year for spanking girls in the locker room and they never actually replaced him they just had various sports coaches take over

yea this is freaking me out already i don't like it

oh that's so sad the dad fucking died poor kid omg

wtf was he possessed by the soul of cross country. what is the horror here. ohh running for his life ok thanks

oh so the horror isn't mr jared it's what happens to him i guess. sorry man i shouldn't have called you creepy

this is just how my friends describe morning cross country practice

yeah so i was right to quit cross country in 5th grade then!!! running IS the horror!!!!

NOT THE TAPE RECORDER WTFFFFF IS THIS ERROR. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ARCHIVIST.............................................................................................................................................................................................

AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT A LOSS AT AT AT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

we were right guyss it's an archivist...

IT SAID ARCHIVIST ALICE YES LOCK IN QUEEN LOCK IN SHE'S SOOOOOOOO HEHEHE SHE'S SO SMART I'M IN LOVE WITH U

yes alice connect those dots!!! connect them babe!!!!! i'm scared though to be honest with you

SHE DOESN'T THINK SHE KNOWS DUMBASS. PLEASE LISTEN TO HER OR I'M WRITING ANOTHER HATE POST ABOUT YOU. oh thank you sam i don't hate you

HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED HOW I WOULD'VE EXPECTED hey helen

has celia shut down. oh my god she sounds really scared. probably because helen tried to eat her in another universe.

CELIA'S SO SCARED HONEYYYYYYY. wait now she's bringing up the magnus institute LMAOO

bloody big basement lmao it's where they keep the bodies

at least 20 years? it burned down 20 years ago? who's reaching out after it burned what

HELEN'S LAUGH MADE ME JUMP LMFAOOOOO HELP

SAM MEETING JACK???? SAM MEETING JACK??????? THEY'RE SO CUTE WTF OMG ur baby's a tory HAHA

celia you are being watched honeyyy you are you need to connect some dots. alice style. obsessed with her.

calling her baby goblin after that baby episode that celia was mentioned by name in hello. hello.

ok sam let's go no longer being as selfish thanks sam.

awe that's adorable i actually think he's been really nice lately holy shit.

LMAOOO WHY DID WE GET AN AUDIBLE KISS ON EPISODE 26 I THOUGHT THEY DIDN'T LIKE THOSE

[tanoraqui]

Hey the second to last addition in that post about Minimum Wage is by Ga*ud

I’m mildly fascinated by the fact that not only do you assume I care about the (I assume) Terrible Opinions of someone who made a single comment in a long-thread post I reblogged several days ago - meaning a) I’ve already forgotten most of what it was about, but b) I more or less agree with its conclusion - not necessarily every comment on it! (which probably don’t represent every view each commenter has ever had, but are the only things I know about them), then at least its general conclusion... Not only do you think I care about this, but you also I assume I will recognize on sight a partially censored version of one of the random, forgotten commenters’ names? Because I, what, spend my time learning the Terrible Opinions of every single user of this website?

Anon, buddy, listen. I’m sure you mean well, but I earnestly exhort you to do something better for your mental health than obsessing over the failings of others. Pet a cat. Read a new book. Block some people on social media and immediately forget who they are because they literally do not matter to your life.

Also, general note: if I express, or implicitly express by reblogging, a sentiment that actively hurts or can hurt someone - something TERFy or racist or w/e - feel free to politely tip me off! As a rule, I like to be able to rethink my opinions! But if there’s content in a post from even someone who legitimately espouses harmful ideas - not someone who, like, ships a 19yo with a 17yo or whatever we’re screaming about this week, but legitimately harmful rhetoric - but the content in the post in question has nothing to do with their harmful messages...a) I truly do not have the time nor energy to care what’s the villainous backstory behind every post on this website, but more importantly, b) so many people who espouse harmful, hateful ideas, especially online, are doing so because they’re been dragged into echo chambers of these hatreds until their whole personality has become wrapped around them. So maybe the first step of pulling such people out of such hateful thought patterns is to encourage them to care about other, unrelated things, and so unwind their self- identification from the hateful beliefs. Encourage them to interact outside the echo chamber, including on tumblr posts about random topics. Because if they’re slapped down endlessly for even “good” opinions, or completely innocuous ones, the only place they’ll go is back to the hate-filled echo chamber. 

...But mostly it’s the time and energy thing. There are just better things to care about my dude. Block this “ga*ud” person and move on.