#so the idea of fucking self monitoring my work. i'll probably be fine but i have to pre-emptively freak out and cry about it so.

[emmebearpaw]

i'm going to explode im going to explode im going to explode

[burningfeathersx]

"Won't it just the same? Keyboards and such?" Retorted with all the enthusiasm of a dead fish for this change. Casually ignoring the knowing glance he'd gotten. Man, the fact you just fucking SCOOTED HIM IN HIS OWN CHAIR without getting sent to space is incredible shit.

He sat back in his chair when it was moved. May as well. Rubbing a hand into the back of his neck. Honestly? Forgot the cuffs and hook were down there. Rook hadn't been using it as his 'office in the office' for a little while now. So he looked up a little confused before it dawned a second later.

A very arrogant and smarmy grin split across his face. "You really have no idea." About where Lucifer was on the kink scale. He'd been…marginally tame with Vox. Most he'd gotten around to was some power play. Granted, a lot of his deviance was power play related, but…sometimes that involved more than pinning a naked overlord down and fiddling their port while fully clothed himself. "Val's a horn dog chasing dopamine and cum." Little dismissively with a flick of hand upward. "I've got taste."

He sniffed once and scooted his chair back into place. Eyeing the computer with some sort of…end of era sadness. Did he really want to update his methodology. Looked so…cold and impersonal…

- "Eh, this has a touch screen," he added with a tap tap that let for things to be more easily accessed and moved about. As for the whole kink thing he snorted. Didn't doubt it for a second, though. "Yeah, taste for cum." Such a clever joke applaud for him.

But he groaned at that look. Come on, Lucifer, don't be like Alastor. That's fucking laaaame as shit. "Look, at least use this when you're backlogged like you are right now. You know how many days I stay up fixing shit and doing numbers? You're falling apart at six hours in. I was doing twice as much in the 50s!" And it killed him, so! Hand motions at self!

- Stuck his elbow in Vox's side to his crass joke at his expense! So rude!

The comparison was bad. He was a nigh-immortal First Fallen. He could have kept working. It would have been a miserable slog, but he wouldn't catch a fucking heart attack or whatever had killed Vox when he was human. Gave him a look to that effect before he threw up his hands. "Fine."

"Sure Rook will be thrilled at my new free time." Grumbled all the same. Pushing sunglasses up onto his forehead to see the screen better. Fiddling it. Wasn't like it was his first time with technology. He merely didn't like to bring it directly into his work space. "Regi'd probably be happy to give you a blowie for succeeding where he hasn't." Added.

- Vox snickered at being elbowed and was all the more amused when Lucifer finally complied. Good. Now he wouldn't have to stress over Lucifer's work habits nearly as much. "Bet he would be," he commented about Rook, snorting. "Among others." Though he certainly rolled his eyes about Regi. "He's not my type, sorry to say."

- Paused and looked at Vox. "You met Reginald?" Clearly he'd forgotten or Regi had been doing independent nonsense. Then again, cameras. Hum.

He finished sifting the computer and pulled over the scrolls pile. That HAD to be done by hand. By nature of being Deals that required ink and blood.

- "I gave him the soul contracts I owed you, remember?" Vox raised an eyebrow. Though he supposed that was several weeks ago. "And Stan either made me see him on the monitors or he was in your office one time."

Speaking of contracts. He peered over Lucifer's shoulder at some of those just out of curiosity. "Well, seems you've got it all handled from here." Shoulder pat. "I'll probably head back to work myself unless you have any questions, old man." A light tease.

l- "Fuck! Right." He swears his memory is getting fucked a lot more than it used to be. Hhh. He didn't like it. "He comes around my office when it's empty, often. Bit nosey. I let him. He's generally been trustworthy." He didn't think much of it.

To the question, as he started to unroll one (this one in extremally archaic Welsh for some reason). "Think you'd fit if I bent you over the desk? No reason." If Vox was going to try to undercut him with an 'old man'.

- Vox was going to stare real hard into the back of Lucifer's head for that comment. Narrowed his eyes real quick afterwards. Definitely was not purple. Wasn't thinking about the incident with Pride in here either, nope. Or whoever used those cuffs before. "I mean, you certainly would." Testing Lucifer here, he knew.

"Uh huh. I'm not most people, though." Vox gave a knowing glance in Lucifer's direction with a smug grin before he returned to physically feeding the papers into the digital screen. Faster that way. Tech demon magic, don't question it. Also, it was much faster.

"If you want to continue with busy work, you can sort things to your heart's desire. But it's going to not give you fucking carpel tunnel at least." Less than subtly moved Lucifer's chair out of the way to kneel down to start adding more wires into the pc input core, to finish setting up the rest.

Took him a moment to realize what some of what he was staring at. Had to really squint in a mix of disbelief and complete understanding all in one. He really, really shouldn't be surprised. His screen was a bit of a troubling fit as he couldn't get fully under the desk but he SAW THAT, Lucifer. Who the hell did you chain up down there???

Totally calm and collected as he stood back up and dusted himself off, turning on the monitor and motioning for Lucifer to set up the rest.

"You're a real kinky fucker, you know that? No wonder Val took a liking to you so quickly after you busted his balls." Figuratively. Probably? Squinted back at Lucifer.

[corrose]

PISSING ME OFF ALL BY YOURSELF HANDSOME???? 🙃

A list of Things pissing me off on the first day of real in-office work

- no one at the front desk/office so I had no idea where to go or where the restrooms, break room, my desk, etc were. I was also carrying my purse, lunch bag, and computer tower walking around looking for things. Great. Fun. Cool. Nice first impression.

- someone flagged me down and showed me where to sit: it's obviously someone else's workstation, with their name tag and their lotions and hand sanitizer and stuff on the table. Wtf. Wasn't I supposed to get my own setup???

- the person who owns this workstation has her two-monitor setup reversed so the home screen is on the right side and you need to drag your mouse to the right in order to access the left side screen. Completely unintuitive. Driving me insane. Girl how do you work like this. You know you can move your monitors right.

- about 15 minutes after I'm sat down and logged in, the manager finally comes to see me like 'oh hi did they tell you where to sit?' girl. What does it look like. I ask where the break room and etc are located and she finally shows me. Free water fountain yay. Time to bring my big bottle to refill from now on.

- after working for a bit I get up and walk about my area of the office to snoop a bit (since no one bothered to show me around). Find my original assigned cubicle. It's completely bare with no monitors or anything. 😶 So am I supposed to just keep using this other girl's setup?! Wtf!

- ask about my empty table. They've already contacted IT but for now I have to use the reversed monitor setup. Okay fine. So long as I'm not stuck with it forever.

- Manager brings me the carrying case for my stupid computer tower that I need to drag back and forth with me from home to work (still wtf about that). She probably wouldn't have brought it if I hadn't asked for it lol so reminder to self to always ask. The carrying case has wheels and a handle lmao. Corporate cosplay activate.

- dislike my assigned cubicle position even tho I'm not even using it yet. It's right next to the main footpath so everyone walks past it to get in and out of the office. I wish it were on the inside more. I don't want to see people.

- there are several people making calls from literally the next cubicle(s) over. It's like a call center environment. Wtf. It is so distracting and hard to concentrate. (Too used to listening to my staff pick up calls in the background to see if I need to take the call or jump in) I'm gonna need to bring my noise cancelling headphones.

- I still don't know if the people sitting with me are the people I'm gonna be working with from now on. No one has introduced themselves lmao (not even me). Maybe I'll bring donuts or smth tomorrow to break the ice.

Overall: what the fuck. Why is communication so bad (both top down and between staff)

FINAL NOTE: I COULD BE DOING ALL THIS FROM HOME!!!!! WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME COME TO THE OFFICE FOR THIS!!!! Curses them with two days of my low productivity.

New job first day....wish me luck...

[ireshiginami]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[evilminji]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[akira-daiyamondo-suta]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[evilminji]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[fangirl39]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[crotiasunlawlol]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now

[phosphorescent-incandescence]

fibro!tsuna and The Management (of pain)

WARNINGS: implied medication abuse, implied/proposed underage drinking.

...

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's boiling hot outside, you will keep those mittens on at all times.

tsuna: fuck no, do you have any idea how uncomfortable that would be?

reborn: it doesn't matter if it's--

tsuna: let me rephrase that

tsuna: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH PAIN THAT WOULD PUT ME IN

...

gokudera: juudaime i don't agree with this plan! you'd be putting yourself in harm's way, you'd hurt yourself!

tsuna: *staring at reborn like he's on The Office*

reborn: wait, gokudera's right. this Really Is a bad plan.

tsuna: i hope you're not going to tell me 'it's going to hurt' too, because you of all people should know i can tolerate up to broken-bone levels of pain

tsuna: unless i'm actually going to break my bones, then forget it

tsuna: i mean, i can't be hibari

hibari: little animals shouldn't push themselves that much

tsuna: see, even he agrees

...

xanxus: i don't get it

xanxus: how is it you complain about every single fucking thing but are willing to go through with the stupidest most self-destructive plans i've ever heard

tsuna: you know that feeling you get when you work out too much and everything just hurts for two days?

xanxus: what about it

tsuna: that's me. all day. every day. For Eternity.

tsuna: pain is like a baby's caress to me.

tsuna: a screaming baby.

reborn: what did you call me

tsuna: caressing me with an hot iron poker

xanxus: you have a very shitty idea of a 'caress', baby trash

reborn: stop insulting leon

tsuna: leon is ASLEEP. like i want to be. right now.

reborn: you just woke up.

tsuna: i'm aware of that and i want to undo that ill-conceived action

tsuna: which brings us back to the first point,

...

tsuna: so, hey, reborn. you have that doctor costume right? are you actually licensed?

reborn: why do i not like where this is going?

tsuna: can you please get me a refill of my meds

reborn: i'm not actually a doctor

tsuna: can't you pretend to be one? i mean they take you seriously anyway.

reborn: you realize that's almost breaking the law. that's literally skirting it. flirting with it. you're taking it to dinner.

reborn: not that i care about the law.

tsuna: at least you don't warn me about my liver

reborn: i won't, but i'm monitoring your intake

tsuna: rats.

tsuna: i mean

tsuna: not that i would EVER, because that would be Bad, but still

tsuna: Rats (tm)

...

tsuna: *taking pills out of a tylenol bottle*

someone, probably xanxus: headache, baby trash?

tsuna: i wish.

tsuna: *chews pills like candy with a straight face*

tsuna: it's vicodin

tsuna: put your hand away, they're mine. reborn stole them for me.

...

reborn: shouldn't you take some pain meds? you look terrible.

tsuna, dying: I'm Fine

reborn: i'm serious, take your meds. that's why i broke the law to get them for you in the first place

tsuna, still dying: I Did Take Them

reborn:

tsuna, definitely dying: I Haven't Stopped Taking Them

reborn: ..time to get you different pain meds

tsuna, practically dead: That Sounds Like A Swell Idea

...

tsuna: what do you mean 'tolerable levels of pain'?

tsuna: i tolerate All Levels Of Pain

reborn: no you don't, you whine all the time about it

tsuna: it's either that or i knock myself into a coma, take your pick

...

tsuna: *moaning and groaning, whining, the usual*

reborn: you'll be fine, you big baby

tsuna: yeah, but i'll be complaining the whole time

tsuna: wait

tsuna: did you, a literal baby,,,

...

reborn: *gets tsuna a bottle of Expensive Italian wine for his birthday*

tsuna: Why

reborn: because you whine all the time

tsuna: you are not allowed to make dad jokes just yet

...

tsuna: i can't even drink this, i'm underage!

nana: oh, honey, i'll supervise! i've heard it should help a little. it's fine. we can drink together.

tsuna: that is not what 'wine mom' is supposed to mean

...

tsuna: plus, mixing alcohol and pain meds is?? a bad idea?? like it says so right on the label??

reborn: then just wait for a day when you're not taking any meds

tsuna: so, like, when i'm actually dead

reborn: jesus christ can you get any gloomier

tsuna: Is That A Challenge

...

tsuna: look. look at this. look at all the spoons i have left to give.

tsuna: there are none. i have no spoons to give.

someone: shouldn't that be fucks? you have no fucks left to give?

tsuna: why would i want to give out fucks?

tsuna: all the fucks are for me.

tsuna: i only give a fuck about me

xanxus: *wipes single tear from his eye* that was beautiful

tsuna: thanks.

xanxus: you're all grown up and ready to destroy the world now