#so that's when the theater kid aspect jumps out for him and he pretends he's withering away bc of the suit

[lavenoon]

So... We know Eclipse doesn't exactly do formal wear, but say he had to for something.

Would he be okay in a suit? Or would he absolutely despise it? What would he wear if he got to choose? (I imagine Sun wouldn't exactly approve, but he is also a peacock so... XDD)

So Eclipse can wear a suit - but if he got to chose for himself, he'd always pick the more comfy options. Slacks, dress shoes, turtleneck and suspenders - the latter at least a decent stim toy for when everything else might be frowned upon

If, for some reason, he had to wear a proper suit (like Sun finally snapping and just blocking the doorway, preventing him from leaving like that) he would do that with just a minor hissy fit. He doesn't like how restrictive the dress shirts and jackets are, especially when you have four arms, and would prefer going without them, but if necessary he can manage for a couple hours. He does insist on at least a pastel colored shirt though, if his suit can't be fully pastel! (Sun does accept that, because Mr. Red Suit has no room to talk, and it's still better than the "Eclipse, please wear a tie for this" "Okay!" *wears a tie to the turtleneck* event. Sun is glad he doesn't sleep because he'd have nightmares about that still)

[alittlefrenchtree]

I just think it’s interesting that someone who pretends to be some authority on promotion is criticizing something that (by my accounts on twitter) generated convo and hype for the movie, which I would assume would be a good thing? Also, see any of Timothee’s acceptance speeches or even his intro for the Safdie brothers earlier this year as compared to the Zendaya tweet, and you’ll find that’s how he tends to talk. Those awkward and cringy, too?

Oh honey. Sit down here for a while. You and I have a lot to talk about. In today’s lessons we are going to learn how to properly learn the meaning of words and not assume they mean something more that what they’re saying in order to not look like well... like someone who can’t properly read and still allow themselves to lecture people on things they wrote.

Now lets imagine you come to me with a different ask. Something like that, “awkward and cringy? I do think it’s a good promo move, since it generates lots of interactions/numbers on twitter and everywhere. What do you think?”

In this beautiful world, here is what I would have answer to you :

Hi, Nonny! You’re totally right. Just because something sounds awkward and cringy for me or for some people doesn’t mean it does for every one and that it’s a bad move. It’s more or less exactly what I said to my friends when we were talking about these tweets :

“doing hard promo for the teenagers”

Rough translation (of my words) : “it’s promo time, teens are happy so it’s ok.” 

See? I said it was ok yesterday and this very morning. Because, you know, when you are “someone who pretends to be an authority in promotion” (I’m not pretending I am, I’m just saying that I studied it, am working in an era very close to it and often talk with several people who also work in or close to pr and promo stuff but since you gave me authority, I’m gladly taking it). So when you’ve received the holy Anon Authority, you happen to know that, in promotion strategy, you adapt your moves to the audience you want to reach. Like I said here, the promo move is clearly oriented. Random Dune fan doesn’t care that Timmy is publicly wishing Zendaya a happy birthday. Random sci-fi vaguely interested person who might want to go to theater to see Dune if they’re hyped enough by it until then, doesn’t care that Timmy is publicly wishing Zendaya a happy birthday. The people who care are the one who have been wishing for interactions between Timmy and Zendaya for months now, people who happened to be (not all of them but most of them) young and very loud on social media. If you want to find me complaining about something here, it’s the same I’ve been complaining bout for months (a year? more? what’s time these days?) now, it’s that most aspects of Timmy’s strategy has been very oriented for young-ish audiences, which is cute when you’re the 20 yo new guy who looks like he’s 18, but will be less and less cute as he gets older. Beside, Timmy as a talented artist and a smart human deserves way more than that.

Let’s keep on pretending that you were nice and not jumping to the wrong conclusions and says something like “I think Timmy sounds kind of like he does during speeches and I know you Timmy’s speeches is one of the moments you love the most about him (since you’re judgmental and all, I assume you spend a lot of time reading my blog to be legitimate in the process of being judgmental about what I say and that you know about the many post I’ve spent showing love towards Timmy’s speeches (PSIFF 2019 forever in my heart <333)) so what’s different for you in that tweet?” In that sparkling parallel world, I would have answer something like : it’s a good and interesting observation, Nonny! Here is how I see things.

Much as when you strategize a promo, the way you write (or tell the words you wrote) depends a lot of where/when your words are going to be heard/read and more importantly, to who you talking to. 

When Timmy is saying his speeches, he’s mostly speaking to (and in front of) people who are important in his business, some he respects a lot and estimates as talented. Therefore, you can hear the care he took to choose his words and the things he says. When he writes tweets, Timmy usually sounds like he’s the average 15 yo kid who spend way too much time on social media. So I wonder, what does it say about what he thinks of the people he’s speaking to on Twitter? Again, that’s not something I blame him for. Each social media answers to specific codes and adopting Twitter ones is a smart thing to do when it’s not too out of character for him (even if, as mentioned before, it will become less and less cute as he’ll become older), since what part of makes him special is that ambivalence between some young aspects of his personality and his old soul intelligence. His Twitter persona isn’t for me (because I think too highly of myself to be spoke to or answered that way) but, like I said, that’s ok. I’m very happy to enjoy the other aspects of his personality. What sounds awkward here for me is that he used all these big words and big sentences on a platform where he usually doesn’t even bother writing whole sentences or all the letters of his words. First, it was a good way to make the tweet sounds not spontaneous at all but I’m not sure that was the best goal to achieve here.

Here. I hope you’ve enjoyed today’s lessons, dear Anon. You can stay at the end if you have questions or need more help with points you didn’t understand ❤️ 

[cosien]

Sanders Sides Ghost AU HC

What is this, the thousandth ghost au? Probably. Did that stop me from writing this? Nope! 

Warnings: Death but with ghosty bits, crying, wittle bit of anxiety, dat sweet sweet platonic LAMPT

Thomas is a spiritualist and works to help spirits fulfill their unfinished deeds so they can pass on

Thomas usually has one or two spirits around his house because of how often he finds them and how long helping them can take

He doesn’t mind the company though and gets a little sad when no one else is around. The company is comforting to him

Ghosts are tied to whatever location they had a strong connection with, which is usually the place they died but can move from that spot if a connection with a living person is made and then they’re tied to that person/ their house. Thomas has had a lot of spirits attached to him

As much as he enjoys helping spirits pass, once they leave it always hurts a little.

He keeps a journal of all the spirits he’s met with little pictures of them (he’ll get the pictures off the internet or draw them if he can’t find a good one/ one the spirit likes)

He got into spiritualism after a friend of his died and he started catching glimpses of them around his home

Roman died the day before a big theater performance where talent scouts were coming to watch him perform

Died the night before the show because his friends saw how he was stressing out and decided to take him out to take his mind off things

He had the main part in the play and once he died they canceled the production out of respect

Roman is upset that he didn’t get to perform but even more upset that the play got canceled

Logan died when he was out with friends who where taking him out to dinner and drinks before opening his college acceptance letter

He got the letter from his dream college and was nervously staring at it for an hour before his friends decided to take him out of the house

If he got in it was a celebration outing, if he didn’t it was a screw college outing

He slips away halfway through the night to open it and sits down with the letter balancing on his knees as he tries to psych himself up

The wind catches the letter and Logan chases after it, cursing himself for not hanging on to it tighter

He’s so focused on chasing it that he doesn’t even notice when it blows out over a large drop off and Logan plummets off it, dying on impact

It takes three days for his body to be found and the letter is nowhere in sight

Logan tries to pretend that it doesn’t bother him but he wouldn’t still be around if that were true

The others sometimes hear him cry in a distant part of the house

Patton died in front of his boyfriend and feels horribly guilty for scarring him like that

In the beginning he said that he died crossing the street to the dog park before he could pet the cute little doggies

He genuinely believes that’s why he’s stayed around (he’s in deep denial)

He was on a date with his boyfriend (going to a movie, getting ice cream, the works) when he spotted a dog park across the street

He got excited and started jumping up and down and pulling his boyfriend towards the park asking to go and when he said yes Patton sprinted across the street

He was hit by a truck that he didn’t see coming and got launched across the street

His boyfriend held him while he lay bleeding out and a small crowd started to form around them while the truck driver was on the phone with the police

Someone in the crowd even had a dog with them from the park but Patton died before he noticed

He’s always felt horrible about the event and what he put his boyfriend through but since he was told that spirits stay around because of something left unfinished/ unfulfilled he thought it was the dog thing

Virgil ended up in the hospital a week before a Panic! at the Disco concert and ended up missing it only to die the next day

He finally got his social anxiety under enough control to go to a concert for one of his favorite bands

He always wanted to go but his anxiety basically trapped him in his house

He also isolated himself from people because of this so he never had any outside motivators to go but he was excited about the people he’d meet there

After years of therapy and different medications he finally feels like he can go

Panic at the Disco concerts always looked like so much fun from the videos he’d seen on YouTube

Meeting

Thomas met Roman at his local theater and agreed to help him

Roman could often be spotted sitting in the empty seating during rehearsals or on the stage only briefly. No one has really gotten a good look at the theater ghost but most believe that he’s really there and will say goodbye to him as they leave for the night (the theater does have a ghost light and even though it just started as tradition, it’s now left on specifically for him)

Roman and Thomas go out to explore the town and get something to eat to get to know each other better

This is where the two run into Logan at the outskirts of town and he joins up with them

They spend the rest of the night getting to know each other and they finally go back to Thomas’ place

On one of Thomas weekly trips to the hospital (he goes there to seek out more spirits to help. It’s where he finds most of them) he spots Virgil and spends almost an hour trying to follow him and convince him that he only wants to help him. Virgil eventually gives in (half of it was just to get Thomas to stop acting like a fool in front of the staff (they’re used to it)) and they head home

On the way back Thomas sees Patton run in front of his car and slams on the breaks. He freaks out once he see that Patton is literally inside the hood of his car but calms down once he remembers ghost are a thing. Patton comes along excitedly

Thomas is quietly happy to have such a full house again

Ending

Thomas sets up Roman’s canceled play again, and even manages to get most of the original cast back. Thomas promotes the crap out of the show, drawing in a rather large audience with the added benefit of donating the funds to theater programs that put on plays for kids in hospitals. He even gets the talent scout to come back (Thomas has a lot of connections) as a guest. Thomas plays the main role and dedicates the performance to Roman. It’s the best play he’s seen and even though he’s not apart of it, to see what could’ve been gives him an warm tingling feeling in his heart. Some people might report seeing a crying man sitting in one of the empty reserved seats before disappearing but that would just be ridiculous

Logan’s letter is long gone but Thomas still is determined to find it. He gets in contact with the school and pulls a few strings to get a new letter sent out again. Once it arrives Logan is once again scared to open it so Thomas suggests going for a drive. They drive for a few hours, not saying much as Logan clutches the envelope and stares out the window. The car eventually stops and Thomas and Logan get out, simply walking around the large green laws of wherever they’ve stopped. It’s only after a half an hour that they stop at what appears to be front doors and Logan realizes where they are. A tear falls down his face as he reads the campus sign before ripping open the letter and quickly reading it. “I got in.” He all but whispers but them shouts it a second time, jumping up and down as he bawls uncontrollably, giving Thomas a tight hug before shouting his accomplishments over and over again

Thomas takes Pat out to the same dog park he wanted to go to all those years ago and they just walk around and laugh, reaching down to pet some dogs that zoom by or jump up to greet them. After almost an hour of playing with the pooches dose Patton realize he’s now alone. He looks around frantically and spots Thomas next to a large tree, talking to someone out of view. He runs over with a “why’d you’d run off kiddo-“ but cuts himself as he sees the other person Thomas is talking to. It’s been so long but Patton still remembers every aspect of his face like it was engraved into his eyelids. He’d missed him so much. Patton cries silently, just looking at who used to be the love of his life. He eventually starts to listen in on their conversation and lets out a choked laugh at the topic. They’re talking about him, specifically the time he tried to sneak a cat out from a pet shelter but his constant sneezing gave him away. His boyfriends laugh melted his heart and he just fonds over the other as the two talk about him. The conversation takes a turn though as Thomas asks how he’d dealing with it all and Patton just holds his breath, scared to hear about how he’s ruined his loves life. But his boyfriend instead tells Thomas a story about the people in his life. How he grew up in a dysfunctional household but the old lady next door always let him stay at her house and bake cookies, until she passed away in his teenage years. How the nice English teacher would always help him out with his school homework and was part of the reason he even graduated. How a nice family had bought him a pizza when he was short on change and had been struggling to make ends meet for a while. He explained that although these people where in his life for only a short amount of time, they changed him into the person he was today and he wouldn’t trade those moments for the world. “It’s the same with Pat. He... he made me into a better person. The world was so much brighter with him. I loved, I laughed, I was more myself then I’d even been in my whole life and it was all because of him. Him dying killed me inside. I felt hopeless and empty but… I can’t change what happened. I have to live my best and fullest life; if for no one else then for him. To show him how much better I’ve become. Our time was short, too short, but damn it, he helped me to be so much better and I refuse to let that go to waste.” He was crying now but a smile still shone proudly on his face as the sun started to set. Patton lost it, weeping from sadness and happiness and all he could do was go up and pull his boyfriend into a hug. His boyfriend shuttered slightly at what seemed to be a familiar touch but relaxed with the passing of a warm breeze.

Virgil seemed easy enough but ever since he died his anxiety had been through the roof. Thomas had already purchased the tickets but now came the hard part; getting Virgil psyched to go. It took some time but eventually Virgil’s excitement overtook his anxiety and he was soon bouncing off the walls with unbridled energy. That is, until the concert day showed up and his anxiety hit him again full force. Thomas didn’t know what to do and they had to leave in about an hour (not that he’d tell Virgil that) so he sat down and just talked with him, trying to get to the bottom of all this. Nothing seemed to be working until Virgil had muttered that he shouldn’t be so scared to go to a concert where he’d be accepted as he was, then it clicked. Every time Virgil talked about going to this thing, he talked about making new friends, being in an understanding environment, or having a place of his own, as he put it. It was never about the concert, it was about being accepted. Thomas pulled Virgil up suddenly and started pulling him towards the door despite his protests. “Stop, what’re you doing!” Virgil shouted and Thomas spun around and looked Virgil dead in the eyes. “We’re going out.” Thomas let out a sly smile, “as a family.” Virgil looked behind him to see the others standing there, waiting to go. Virgil let out a slight sniffle but covered it with the clearing of his throat. “Well, let’s go then.” And they all went out to the concert together. Afterwards they went out to eat and ended up at the restaurant until closing where they then changed locations to a grassy park where they laid out under the stars. The conversations were light and teasing and maybe it was now Thomas’ turn to let out a few tears as he realized how close he’d gotten with these spirits and how he was happy to call them his family.

They all go home and Thomas sits on the couch with them all and watches a movie together. He knows that they’ll all have to leave soon, pass on now that they have no ties to this world anymore but he pushes the thoughts away. Maybe avoidance will make their departure hurt less. He drifts off not too much later, trying to stay awake for their conversations but inevitable failing. Once he wakes up he sees the the living room is empty and just stares at the walls for a while, frustrated with himself for not staying awake to see them off and eventually letting the sadness fill his heart as the reality of the situation slowly sinks in. He’s alone again. Just these four walls, his thoughts, and the smell of pancakes in the air. Thomas freezes. Pancakes? Why pancakes? He slowly gets up and follows the smell to the kitchen, spotting Patton working at the stove, quietly humming with Virgil working on cleaning dishes next to him. Before Thomas can open his mouth he hears the heavy footfalls of Roman coming down the stairs and what sounds like harsh whispers between him and Logan (something about the best flavor of some type of jelly). Roman stops upon seeing Thomas up “Oh, you’re up. Sorry, we were trying to be quite.” Patton spins around at that and gives Thomas a huge smile, “good morning! We didn’t wake you did we?” Thomas just stands there, looking at them all as his brain tried to process it. They’re still here. They stayed. They’re with him and he’s not alone. “You ok kiddo?” But the only response Patton gets are tears rolling down Thomas face. “Oh no, what’s wrong?” Patton rushes over to him, giving him a big hug. Thomas buries his face into Patton’s shoulder and cries. He feels Roman come up behind him, his strong arms holding him securely. Logan and Virgil join a second later, hugging his sides (ha) and enveloping him completely in their embrace. “You stayed...” Thomas mutters out. “Of course we did,” Patton responds, “we’re FAMily!”

By the way, I have no intention of writing this so if any of you people want to take this idea and run with it feel free 

[sirwaddlesesquire]

Ch. 5 - Observations and Comparisons: A Nature Documentary (Love is Not Time’s Fool, Part I)

Looking in through the glass of the car window from the outside, Pacifica Northwest observed the nerd.

The wild nerd can be an elusive creature. The documentary style narration played in her head in a decidedly British accent. Its natural habitats are indoor locations, such as the library or the game store. Rarely does the nerd leave them. When it does, it will often bring various objects reminiscent of those places in order to feel more at home in the outside world. We see an example of this before us, as this particular nerd has his nose buried in a book and has papers strewn about him. While an odd thing for me or you, this is perfectly natural for the nerd as a defense mechanism. Fascinating!

A shake of the head stopped that train of thought. She had met David Attenborough once at a charity event in the Smithsonian Natural History Museum. It had been an entire evening spent listening to him describe the various animals in the exhibits, the man waxing poetic about the incredible features of the Eastern Gray Squirrel. After hearing him in real life, it felt odd to hear him in her head. His voice was … much too erotic.

Pacifica knocked on the car window, and was rewarded by the choked off yell of Dipper Pines as he jumped and threw his books and papers everywhere, much to her amusement.

The young man glanced up at her laugh and gave a sheepish look. He quickly gathered up the materials; pages and tomes shuffled together and stuffed in a shoulder bag. After placing the bag carefully in the back seat, he exited the vehicle (an older model VW Beetle) and walked around it to Pacifica. They shared a hug of greeting before stepping back.

“Sorry about that!” She said, though she couldn’t keep the touch of humor from being audible. “I didn’t mean to startle you. I guess I didn’t realize you were concentrating that hard.”

“No, no. No need to apologize.” Dipper responded. He rubbed the back of his neck. “I tend to get pretty distracted sometimes. Bad habit, you know?” He flashed her an embarrassed smile. It made him look young and she found it to be charming.

“I think it’s cute.” She informed him. And she meant it. In many ways, Dipper was an adorable dork. Rather, he was still an adorable dork. She could remember him from their rare and varied encounters in their youth. He had always been excited over a new mystery or puzzle, and would become completely absorbed, eager to get to the bottom of it. She could tell that his youthful exuberance had become a deep intelligence and demanding curiosity. The male Pines twin liked to understand how things worked. As someone who employed similar desires in work and in life, Pacifica respected that.

His smile, if anything, became more embarrassed, and he turned to the passenger side car door.  It took a couple of tries for him to realize it was still locked. He shot a look over his shoulder to see if she had noticed. She kept a cheerfully blank look on her face, pretending that she hadn’t. After using the key, he finally got the door open. He took a step back, and held it open, indicating that she was free to take a seat.

“Such a gentleman,” she teased. “You must do this for all the ladies.”

“Just Mabel.” He replied. “And now you.” Pacifica didn’t have a response for that, and when she met his gaze, his eyes were a touch serious. Fortunately, she was spared by the closing of the car door. As Dipper walked around to the driver’s side, she worried she had already set a bad tone for their date, and she felt guilty.

However, when the young man sat down behind the wheel, he was smiling and had a genial air about him. He started the car, immediately turning off the radio before any music could play. With a slight suspicion of exactly which artist he had been previously listening to, Pacifica took the opportunity to glance around the interior. It certainly showed its age in terms of equipment and style, but it was clean and comfortable.

Dipper must have noticed her inspection, because he shrugged. “Mabel wanted cute and cozy. I wanted good gas mileage and no car payment. This checked all the boxes.”

“Smart,” she replied. “I like it.”

“Thanks.” The male Pines then pitched his voice to convey irony. “Now, are you ready for an evening of whimsy and enchantment?”

She chuckled at his terminology and at the slight self-deprecation. “I most certainly am. What exactly do you have planned for us?”

“Oh, I pulled out all the stops. Just you wait!” He pulled away from the curb. “So, how was work?”

They discussed work during the drive. Pacifica talked about her day, trying to gloss over the boring details like meetings or some new ordinances passed by the Gravity Falls mayor. But every time she attempted to spare Dipper from something he would find to be dull, he would ask questions and prompt her to keep taking. Before she knew it, she was ranting about the ridiculous legislative decision making of Mayor Cutebiker and the inane restructuring she would now need to do for several of her businesses. Dipper nodded through all of it, adding a relevant comment here and there. As her rant came to an end, she stared at him questioningly.

“You can’t actually be interested in this stuff.” She stated. “It’s seriously just silly things I have to deal with. You shouldn’t have to listen to it.”

The male Pines kept his eyes on the road, though the corner of his mouth turned up. “I wouldn’t say non-interested. I just don’t know much about it.” He said. “But it’s clearly important to you, and so I like listening.” His tone was very matter-of-fact.

“Oh,” was all she could think to say in response to that.

Something must have been present in her voice, because he spared a glance at her. She waved him away, attempting to dismiss any concerns. She didn’t want to reveal the response his statement had touched off in her.

“Tell me about your day. What’s it like working in the library?” She asked, both wanting to change the subject and keep the conversation going.

“Impossibly banal.” Dipper answered sardonically. “Now, I’m not saying I got into library sciences for the sex appeal… but I thought surely there would be a little more to the day-to-day at least.”

“Pretty routine then?”

“Yeah, and the routine is also pretty simple.” He explained. “It seems like a lot of people take after a certain deputy-sheriff and don’t do much reading. Which, in what is certainly an ironic statement coming from a librarian, may actually be a good thing.”

His sheepish look returned, and he pulled a little at his collar. “It’s just that, uh, I’ve started writing a book. Hopefully a book series, really. And slow days at the library give me more time to work on it.” He jerked his thumb at the back seat. “I was doing a little work before…”

“Before I scared the heck out of you?” Pacifica offered.

“… before our date started.” He finished sternly. Though the twinkle in his eye removed any potential for venom from the words.

“Well, that sounds really neat.” She said. “What are they going to be about?”

“It’s mystery slash adventure.” Dipper answered, becoming animated. “The two kids are in the woods one day when they discover…”

His synopsis continued. Pacifica listened fondly, recalling her earlier thoughts about a certain dorky quality of her date. Eventually, they pulled into a parking lot. The car came to a stop and she took stock of the scene as Dipper got out. They were in a strip mall in a part of town she didn’t think she’d been to before. A hardware store and a vape shop occupied the spaces on either side of the restaurant they had parked in front of, a place bearing the name ‘Hellas Good Food’. She reached for the door latch, to find the door already open and Dipper holding a hand out. She took it and allowed him to help her exit the Bug.

“Greek?” She asked.

“You mentioned you liked it,” was his answer. “I did some investigating, and this spot, for all that it’s a hole-in-the-wall, is supposed to be the best. Apparently precisely because it is a hole-in-the-wall.”

Pacifica blinked. She had mentioned she liked Greek food. She had mentioned it several weeks ago. Had he really remembered?

Dipper gestured to the restaurant. “Shall we?”

Pacifica beamed. “We shall.”

Dinner was, in a word, excellent. The friendly owner of the place, a boisterous man named Zorba, attended to them personally. He told them the story of his emigration from Greece and regaled them with all he had seen. Dishes were recommended and subsequently consumed. And even if it wasn’t the best Greek food she had ever had (largely due to her vacation to the country a few years back), it was a close second. Mostly, she was impressed and appreciative of the effort Dipper had made. It was touching.

After he picked up the tab, they returned to the car, with Dipper once again exhibiting chivalry. He maneuvered out of the lot and drove in the direction of downtown.

“So, where are we off to next?” She asked. “I mean, assuming there is a next, of course.”

He chuckled. “That was stop one of three, actually. Now, I’m not going to claim that stop two will blow you away, but I do believe it will leave quite the impression.”

She attempted to pry more information from him throughout the drive, but he remained tightlipped. The trip was light-hearted and full of banter, and she was almost sorry as they parked once again.

That was until she noticed where they were: The Gravity Falls Theatre Time Theater. She had only to catch a glimpse of the name “BABBA” displayed on the marquee for her to understand exactly what was going on. As she accepted Dipper’s assistance out of the car, she raised an incredulous eyebrow at him. His grinned in response.

“I never said what kind of impression…”

Afterwards, they were in agreement in only one aspect: Gravity Falls’ adaption of the musical had been terrible.

“Unforgivable, really.” Dipper said. “It’s simply beyond the pale to take what is already awful source material and somehow make it worse.”

“Utterly abominable.” Pacifica said. “I cannot believe they could have what was already basically a modern masterpiece and completely fail to land any jokes or emotion with it.”

They debated on what had ultimately been the dooming feature and when they had known of the impending failure. She claimed it was right at the beginning, when the emcee had announced that the part of the lead would be played that evening by Toby Determined. He claimed it was when the audience had collectively realized the script had been altered to cause the story to take place in lumber country Oregon. Both admitted that the fact that the very first note of the evening had been off-pitch had also been a bad sign.

The playful back and forth continued along their next car ride, though this one was shorter, and up until they were seated in what Pacifica discovered was the town’s newest whiskey bar.

“Let me guess,” she said knowingly, looking at Dipper over the top of the drink menu. “You remembered that I said I was more of a whiskey girl.”

Her date said nothing, studying his own menu pointedly. But she could almost feel the pleased grin on his face. She dropped her gaze back down to the selection, trying to decide what appealed most. She also wondered what the extent of Dipper’s whiskey knowledge was, and what he would order. When the waiter appeared and asked what they would like, Dipper gave the ‘ladies first’ gesture.

“It’s an Irish whiskey kind of night, I think. I’ll take two fingers of the Jameson 12. Neat, of course.” She stated, folding her menu and fixing a look on Dipper, curious.

The young man took a couple more glances around the page, then spoke in a firm voice. “Your selection of the smoky blends is a little lacking, but I do agree with the lady that it is an Irish kind of night. I’ll have two fingers of the Connemara, the single malt. And go ahead and dash some water in. I’d like that peat to open up.” He calmly handed the menu over and met Pacifica’s gaze as the waiter retreated. They looked at each other across the table.

She had only to hold the eye contact for a couple of seconds more before Dipper flushed and glanced to the side. “I, um, may have been doing some research.” He admitted, his voice uncertain. “You know, to make sure I didn’t embarrass myself.”

As cute as it was to see him flustered, Pacifica felt bad for making him uncomfortable. She reached out and placed her hand on his, both now resting on the table top. She gave his a squeeze.

“It was very sweet of you. And rather impressive as well. You looked good, ordering like that. Thank you.” She smiled in gratitude, and she returned it. They stayed like that for a bit, waiting for their orders. When the drinks arrived and the waiter had left again, they each raised their glass, clinked them together, and took a sip. She hummed her approval and he nodded in agreement.

“So,” Pacifica said casually as they each lowered their glass. “Just how hard would you say you’ve been trying tonight?”

To his credit, Dipper didn’t flinch or ask her what she meant. He did give a small grimace before taking another drink. This one was a little bigger than the first. After setting it back down, he met her eyes.

“Honestly? Decently hard, I would say.” His answer was careful, but had the ring of candor to it. He looked contemplative, though his eye contact was steady. “I felt really bad about that other night. We both did, Mabel and me. We were both pretty worried after you ran out like that. It was… sudden.”

He absentmindedly rotated the napkin under his glass so that it was perpendicular to the table edge, doing so without looking away from her. “And then Mabel told me about your conversation. About how you felt with the whole ‘us’ thing. About the vibe we gave off. And…” He sighed. “And I’m sorry about that. So, yes, I guess I tried pretty hard on this date, to try and help move you away from some of those bad feelings.”

Pacifica smiled at this, hopeful that he couldn’t read the touch of pretense in it. Dipper was impossibly caring, and she could feel her reaction to that in her gut. However, he was also somewhat naïve and seemed to have more than a touch of self-doubt. She imagined that the combination must sometimes prevent him from taking proper credit when it was due.

“I really appreciate that.” She told him. “But I am afraid I don’t believe you. I don’t believe you when you say you are trying pretty hard on this date.” She rushed the last sentence to prevent his obviously forthcoming objection, and he settled back down.

She gestured around her. “We’re at a whiskey bar right now. Because I said I enjoyed whiskey. Before that, we went to a musical. A bad musical. And one that you don’t even like in the first place. But one that I like. And for dinner, you tracked down a Greek restaurant, due to a single line from me ages ago. Honestly, I forgot I even said that.” She shook her head, still somewhat unbelieving that all of this could have occurred. Let alone occurred to her. “I’m going to go out on a limb, and guess that you also do this for Mabel. I’m going to guess that you do this for her all the time.”

Dipper frowned, seemingly caught off-guard by the sudden twist in the conversation. “I mean, I guess so?” He didn’t sound certain.

Pacifica rolled her eyes affectionately. “Ok, how about this. Tell me what the two of you did on your first official date as a couple. Did you take her out?”

“Um, yeah, actually. I took her to a county fair.” The male twin scratched his head, and she could see the remembrance in his eyes. “She had seen something about it in the school paper, and mentioned having a craving for corn dogs. So when the weekend came, I took her there as a surprise. She was so excited!” He chuckled fondly.

“We must have crisscrossed those fair grounds half-a-dozen times. And we definitely went on every ride in the place. But only after we ate far too many corn dogs. She kept insisting on putting powdered sugar from the funnel cake stand on them.” He groaned suddenly. “That’s right! She made me go on the tilt-a-whirl. God I hate that ride. I, uh, I threw up most of those corn dogs afterwards.” He shot her a bashful smile before taking gulp of his whiskey. “It was not dignified. At all.”

She covered her mouth with a hand, attempting to hide just how amusing she found that. As well as just how incredibly sweet. When she had it back under control, she fixed him with a piercing look. “Exactly my point. You went out of your way to show Mabel a great time, precisely because you knew it was something she wanted to do. You even sacrificed dignity for it.” She raised her glass in a gesture of acknowledgment, and then polished off the remaining whiskey. “Don’t sell yourself short, Dipper. You aren’t trying very hard. You’re just being yourself.”

Dipper attempted to grab the attention of the waiter, looking past Pacifica and holding up a single finger to indicate the need for a second round. “Well, maybe. But it isn’t anything special, right? It’s just the normal way to treat someone you love.”

Pacifica quickly looked down at the table, schooling her face into a blank and neutral slate. She did not want to reveal the emotional flat line his words had caused within her. In her experience, Dipper’s attitude was indeed something special. She couldn’t recall that last time someone had done as much for her as he did for Mabel. Or as much as he had done for her today. And for him to just casually comment on it like that? She wasn’t angry. Just astonished. And maybe a little sad.

Her silence must have tipped him off though, because she could feel his eyes return to her. She glanced up briefly to see him staring at her, his features concerned and sincere. She swiftly returned to studying the table, uncertain beneath the intensity of such a gaze.

He seemed to understand, however. “Shit,” he breathed. “Mabel mentioned something about this. I’m so sorry Pacifica, I should have remembered.” She was vaguely aware of him adding a second finger in his signal to the waitress.

“Maximillian.” She stated flatly. Feeling his impending question, she continued. “I’ve really only had one serious relationship. Some flings here and there, that awkward whatever that is in high school. But in terms of mature, adult relationships? There’s only been one. Maximillian Hensley Schmidt.”

“Heck of name,” came a cautious comment from across the table.

She smirked wryly. “It gets worse. Technically I should be adding ‘the fourth’ to it.” She glanced up in time to see Dipper pull a face, and she chuckled. The laugh felt good. She barely acknowledged the placement of two new drinks in front of her, instead just picking one up and holding it against her forehead. The chill from the glass spread across her skin, and she figured she must be more flushed than she had realized. Dipper remained silent, for which she was grateful. It gave her a chance to collect her thoughts.

“We met at a fancy fundraiser downtown. He was a young lawyer, I was a young businesswoman. I didn’t think much of that first meeting, besides the fact that he was handsome and probably pretty well-off.” She sneered, displeased with her past self. “But apparently he thought something of me. He began courting me. And I mean the traditional courting, like from the movies and whatnot. He sent flowers, made formal visits, arranged for us to appear at events together. It was all pretty flattering. Especially when there was the sense of expectation, a sense that this was what you’ve been waiting for. A sense that this was what it was supposed to look like.”

Pacifica gave a bitter chuckle and tossed back the whiskey, downing the entire glass in one go. “It seemed like a pretty solid match. One of those power couples you are always hearing about, you know? Lawyer and businesswoman, two young professionals. It’s the dream, what more could you want? The town certainly seemed to agree, what with the attention we attracted. My parents definitely were on board, which maybe should have been a clue.” The second drink disappeared in another gulp and she returned the glass to her forehead.

“It took me awhile, but I finally realized that there wasn’t any emotion behind his gestures or his words or behind his anything, really. Everything looked good from the outside, and in hindsight, that was probably the point. But from within the relationship? The ‘tokens of affection’ were basically bribes, the ‘sweet nothings’ were empty of any heart, and the ‘sex’ was passable at best.” She caught Dipper’s little fidget at the mention of sex, and she gave a half-hearted grin at how adorable he was. The grin twisted into a frown at the irony of her next thought, which she articulated. “He was essentially completing a series of tasks that he was required to input in order to create a result. They were steps in a mating dance, and he was performing them like we were on some nature documentary.”

It took a moment to work up the courage, but she finally put the glass back down, placing both of her hands flat on the table, and looking Dipper in the eye. “Despite all of that, we still ‘courted’ for a long time before I ended it. Another year, at least. A year! Even after I realized what a mockery the whole thing was and what a fake he was. What a sham I was. It’s pretty disappointing, really.”

She rolled her neck, attempting to steady herself for her next words. “That ended about half a year ago? I’ve been pretty freaking single since, and had planned on staying that way for a while. At least, right up until you two came along.” She tried to give him as meaningful a smile as she could, hoping to convey some sense of what she felt. “It was difficult, to see the two of you in comparison to all of that stuff with him. But it’s better now. Time spent with Mabel the other day and time spent with you tonight has shown me how different it can be. How different it should be.”

Her voice became soft, and she blinked rapidly to ensure she wouldn’t embarrass herself with any watery eyes. “Regardless of what happens here or where this goes, I’ll forever be grateful for that. So thank you.” The next words came out a whisper and she squeezed her eyes shut. “Thank you.”

The sudden warmth on her hands as Dipper clasped them in his own startled her, and her eyes shot back open. His face was tender and he spoke softly but empathetically. “Hey. That guy was a total jerk. Fuck him.” She gave a surprised snort and he grinned somberly. “Seriously. You don’t need people like that in your life, and you should never have to question yourself or your own worth. And not because I say so or because Mabel says so, but because you do. Because it’s the truth. You’re something else, Pacifica. I see it, Mabel sees it, and I know so many other people do as well. One guy didn’t and that’s his loss. He chose to be an ass about it, and that eliminates him from any further consideration from you. Forget him. You don’t have to deal with him ever again. You understand?”

The emotion choked her, and she could only offer a nod in response, not trusting herself to speak.

“Good,” he said, giving her hands a squeeze. “Now what do you say I drive you home? That Jameson is pretty strong stuff. At least, that’s what I understand from my reading…”

Pacifica laughed. She couldn’t help it. Even at his most serious, he was still such a dork. He helped her down from the chair and put an arm around her to help escort her. She leaned over and kissed his cheek and as she did so, the savory sounds of Mr. Attenborough once again danced through her head.

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Absolutely no wonder you would like an audience. But what should you have a new friend like me. A friend who is crazy adequate to inquire you did you actually wank off yesterday night time? Seemed to be it good? What could you do then? Will you inform your friend in relation to the hot web-site in addition to your experience? Would an individual easily say, "Yeah! That was great! What concerning you? " Or would likely you pretend nothing possessed happened and lie... something like you were somewhere different yesterday nighttime, or possibly lead your friend to help believe you got happy using someone? I am guessing you will do the particular latter. Most certainly you simply won't acknowledge the act associated with masturbation. Rather you would avoid the question in addition to change the topic. And any time your buddy tells a person about a hot cure the same night, a person would wish you had a pan of water when you can drown. Shame as well as remorse would come over an individual and you would change the subject in increase quick time. Are you crazy? Noway! You are only one of the the greater part. And a significant majority in that! Way more the vast majority that what George Bush had in the previous elections! The explanation -social health and fitness! You are similar to the son who ran out from the movie theater hall that was screening an adult film (mind anyone, he had not any business that they are there with the first place! However every one of the cinemas care with regards to is the selling of their tickets! ) Later in the day, typically the pal who had recently been at the movies along with him, caught up having the pup and asked, "Why from the hell's name does you run out? micron The son answered, "My mom said that if My spouse and i watched a woman having naked I would change to stone. And darn you Harry, a portion of me was by now evolving into stone! " Unfortunately, often the social conditioning is definitely wrong. It is seeing that wrong as the social situation in 18-19th century Of india, where widows had been pushed to burn in existence using their husbands. As incorrect as the church has been in burning up Galileo intended for implying our planet was definitely not the centre in the whole world. Lily Tomlin put it very best, "We have great think that man first stepped upright to free their hands for masturbation! inches If god didn't desire us to masturbate, perhaps we would still end up being walking such as dogs and also horses! Often the social health and fitness is a result connected with quite a few myths, lies and also frauds perpetrated by quite a few individuals regarding personal profit. Unfortunately, this conditioning is usually like a hard enthusiast, very tough to fracture. However, with effort and also chanelising your energies, you are able to break it. Remember, often the nuts that crack the hardest, are often the types that taste the very best! An individual must be wondering, how a hell does it subject if you believe guilty about masturbation. Thinking about spend time bursting this covering? Certain research psychologists believe that guilt cognizant, whether sexual remorse as well as in any other form, is the most dangerous element on your mental wellbeing. Others believe that it is one regarding the most destructive. However the very best effect associated with guilt conscious if you ask me has been a lack of confidence with self. At this point you are an clever reader. I don't have to have to reveal you the particular importance of self self-confidence. Be it your career, relationships or any different aspect of life, lack associated with assurance can bring your current downfall. Now I am not necessarily implying that ought to you start off to feel more cozy with regards to masturbation, you would likely succeed in all of features of life. But the idea will be nice step in order to take. An useless sense of guilt that should, and can be gone from your mind. Remember, an ocean is produced of tiny droplets associated with water. Remove a decline at a time and due time, the marine would be empty! Of course it could take a number of millennia! Fortunately, you no longer have an ocean full of guily! Just some naggings in many places! The first phase towards eradication of this guilt is knowledge. You will find hundreds of myths around masturbation. Most of them perpetrated by religious beliefs, unfortunately. Yet some perpetrated through rip-off runners. Lets take a look at the most important ones. one particular. Masturbation is against the particular will associated with god. Hoke. At one point often the church deemed anyone who also was overtly ardent to be able to his wife an adultrater. Follow that educating and also your wife would become doing adultery! Several clergymen have visited on record in order to say that will not only the church's theories in relation to sexuality were unrelated in order to the scriptures, but that they caused more harm than good amongst people. In addition to, nowhere in the spiritual coaching of any important religions is masturbation viewed as completely wrong. 2. Masturbation may cause impotency. Most men and even several females seem to think thus. Wrong again. Lets deal with the males first. It can be understandable that seeing their particular sperm flow out associated with themselves, they think that may end sometime. Effectively, it will end one day... maybe when you are generally 100 years old. Nevertheless until then don't get worried. Your sperm bank is rather unlike Standard Chartered. You may have unlimited credit here! Orgasm is a completely replenishable learning resource, renewable on the hourly basis! For females, well, there is zero schedule in the hypothesis. Probably perpetrated by previous ladies who have never got an ejaculation in their very own entire life! three or more. Masturbation causes acne, thinning hair, pores and skin diseases. This one is definitely my favorite. Mainly mainly because it is among the much better scams of all moments! Your own personal social conditioning would certainly have you think that that masturbation is bad for your health. But negative how? No-one would supply you a satisfying solution! Now some scam musicians saw this as an very good opportunity to easily sell their products similar to curly hair growth lotions, etc. Because most people start masturbating in their teens, (the moments of pimple and other skin problems), they will get you believe that this particular is attributable to masturbation! Unluckily for them, this can be seeing that untrue as the sunrays rising from the western! Fleshlight has no physical side effects! some. Masturbating will make you slender and skinny! Then there is no need for diet pills and health and fitness regimes my friend! And the majority of definitely 70% of USA more than likely be overweight! 5. Just Kids masturbate! The reason why can you say that? I wonder! Well quite false, most older people masturbate... you got it even after marriage! a few. Masturbation is for guys. And it is for 70% from the women too. That's right, two thirds of all females masturbate! 8. Only losers masturbate! One more of my favorites. Merely goes to show merely how much of the taboo is masturbation! Right off the bat, 99% of males as well as seventy percent of females have masturbated at least once inside their lives. Now that is a hell of your lot of losers no longer you feel! Nothing considerably more that I can also add truly... this is really often the epitome of insecurity amongst individuals with regards to self pleasure. 7. Masturbation is for homosexuals. Wow. Exactly where did that will one originate! Somebody should make a etymology of such myths, would make regarding an useful read! Just simply as untrue because just about all these myths, masturbation along with homosexuality have nothing in accordance. Some people masturbate for you to their dreams of reverse sex, others to their own fantasies of same sex. That's it. in search of. Masturbation will make you shutter! Others claim that fleshlight is actually bad for your personal eyesight. But their states are unsupported by specifics and health-related advice. My spouse and i suggest you talk in order to your standard physician in addition to he will clarify anyone what a load associated with bull this is. 12. Masturbation changes the condition of your penile Properly, it does make it firm. But believe my family, when you finally orgasm, the hardness is finished! So no. Fleshlight features absolutely no influence on how your penis appears.