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archdevilsupreme · 9 months ago

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It is, by far, way too funny to me how I've been confused about Karlach's inventory for god knows how long before realising what's wrong. I was convinced it was the game being bugged since she can carry like 250kg.

Then I realised... she's been carrying around Cazador's corpse all this time. This shit is so funny to me because can you imagine a group of 4 people walking around Baldur's Gate, just casually dragging the corpse of a vampire lord along with them as a sign of dominance (and forgetfulness of said vampire corpse).

Update - beware! There will be fun and fire!

#this is too fucking funny to me #how could i completely forget about this corpse in my inventory #astarion's probably thinking 'pls just let us leave this fuckhead in the blazing sun'#i tried this and nothing happened #then i just casually tucked him into my inventory again #karlach's thinking smth like 'pls let us burn him I hate carrying around enslavers'#so now that i know of this corpse's existence i begin plotting a fitting burial #and it's gonna be so disrespectful we'll all love it #i also took this fuckhead with me cause i usually loot such dumbasses naked and leave them laying but i wanted smth special #+ i couldn't loot his clothes #little fun fact: in actual life i truly arrange people's burials #baldur's gate 3 #fun #karlach #bg3 #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #cazador szarr #baldurs gate iii #baldur's gate iii

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