#so now im adding context so that when im forty i can be like 'yeah! how could they let this happen!' in solidarity with my younger self
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itstimeforstarwars · 8 months ago
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My diary when I was a teenager: I am so angry and this is where I put my rage about how the world is ending and how mad I am about it and how much I hate politicians and the school board
My diary now: here is a recounting of what I did today as well as how I feel about some of the news from today, so that in twenty years when everyone is lying about how the 2020s went I have proof that I'm not insane.
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wearethewinx · 4 years ago
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fate episode 6 spoilers below
admittedly that opening shot slaps. like that immediately makes me curious
bloom why are you looking. everywhere but at the glowing pillar in front of you
LOL WHOOPS
AISHA ARE U FOR FUCKING REAL. WRITERS ARE U FOR FUCKING REAL. THIS IS NOT MY GIRL
lol dowling thats what happens when u liiieeeeee
jfdlsfjlds terras dad being so stumped by her completely correct rebuttal that he just says 'you need to cool down'
'sorry you have to be visible to have a point of view' that line really made it into the script huh
theyre REALLY gonna make aishas first and only autonomous act in this entire show be to snitch on her friends
oh so there are witches huh. is that how were doing this huh. oh my god this is so unnecessarily complicated and confusing? this is. ridiculous? why wouldnt anyone else know about the witches? how does them being witches give rosalind the right to murder them all? HOW IS BLOOM OK WITH THIS LADY JUST SAYING 'yeah i lied and killed them all because only fairies are allowed to do magic' HWAT THE FUCK
*sky voice* i am literally so fucking stupid and boring its unreal
lol even sam is like 'terra shut up'
see i dont wanna be so mean to terra but shes explicitly written to be as annoying as humanly possible? people keep telling her theyre not interested and she just mows right over them completely not caring EVERY time
oh bloom is growing a braincell now huh
'only vanessa and michael could give you love' YOU CALL THAT LOVE? YOU CALL THAT SHIT LOVE? WHERE ARE THE WRITERS ILL FUCKING KILL THEM
me, every time: weve gotta be getting close to the end now right weve been here at least forty minutes
the timestamp, every time: 21:30
HOW is it possible for a show to drag this much? six hours feels like 18
nobody told the caption writer that rivens name is riven not 'riv'
stella being like 'WE shouldve never gotten back together WE are codependent and toxic' gurl,,,,,,,, You
rly have to stress that bloom listened to rosalind talk and was like 'oh genocide? well thats totally understandable, i trust you implicitly. here i was thinking you were just a regular mass murderer!'
WHY ARE THERE NO MAGIC PAINKILLERS. WHY IS THE ONLY WAY TO EASE SOMEONES PAIN FOR MUSA SPECIFICALLY TO TAKE IT ON
ALSO TERRA FUCK. YOU. FOR EVEN THINKING THAT, MUCH LESS SAYING IT OUT LOUD
how does the solarian royal family have a magic teleportation ring but they cant move troops across their country in less than 2 days
*bloom voice* come on sluts im gonna put you all in danger
PLEASE let sky miserably wail 'YOU KILLED MY FATHER' please god let it happen PLEASE
damn ok i actually REALLY like skys reaction here. unironically well written, very believable. even a stopped brain has good ideas twice an episode i suppose
love that musa only gets dignified with the slightest sliver of backstory in this, the final episode
STILL only HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE. THIS IS SICK TIME DILATION FUCKERY
flora isnt supposed to be the loose canon of the winx for fucks sake
ok but WHAT ARE THE BURNED ONES. WHERE ARE THEY FROM. WHY DO THEY CARE ABOUT BLOOM. EVEN SHE HASNT ASKED YET! ARENT YOU CURIOUS ISNT ANYBODY CURIOUS
bloom: yeah rosalind unleashed the burned ones to attack us all but i totally trust that she told me the truth about how to stop them
blooms wings look FUCKING STUPID those arent even wings theyre just random red blobs with a mesh pattern
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i guess im glad we actually GOT wings but my god is this a disappointment as wings go
also @ everyone in the tag calling this a 'transformation': are we watching the same fucking show lol. having fire swirl around you isnt a transformation. TRANSFORMING. is what makes it a transformation. absolutely nothing changes about her except having a couple blowtorches on her back
CANT STRESS ENOUGH THAT BLOOM KEEPS HEARING PEOPLE ADMIT TO MURDER AND RESPONDING WITH 'OH it was just MURDER lol thank god'
'bloom transformed' nO SHE DIDNT THAT WASNT A TRANSFORMATION OH MY GOD
ok but why WOULDNT rosalind reveal exculpatory information when it benefited her lol. why are you idiots believing her. why are you accepting that as a justification
'ive been a brat' OH SO YOU ADMIT IT
'can we hug' very normal request bloom especially considering the circumstances /s
my mom would flip her lid if i invited four friends over w/o asking in advance and then put her on the spot abt whether they can stay the night, and thats WITHOUT the added context that BLOOMS MOM THINKS THESE ARE HER SCHOOL FRIENDS FROM S W I T Z E R L A N D AND THAT THEY WOULDVE HAD TO FLY ACROSS THE OCEAN TO GET THERE
this bloom family montage is 1: unearned (i remember the door, assholes) and 2: TOO long and cheesy
i love that stellas mom still hasnt admitted shes missing or come looking for her lol. the HEIR to the THRONE has been MISSING for WEEKS and thats just Okay
lmao what the fuck. how is andreas wearing the same clothes as 16 years ago. anybody care to explain what the goddamn hell is going on here
dragonflame namedrop huh? interesting
LOL EVERYONES JUST ACCEPTING ROSALIND BACK WITHOUT QUESTION? SHE DISAPPEARED AND WAS PRESUMED DEAD FOR 16 YEARS
HOW STUPID ARE THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD
THE KING OF ERAKLYON. ABANDONED HIS SON. TO RAISE BEATRIX
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL
omg she just fucking killed her
absolutely metal
ah HERE are the hideous outfits from the promo image. hate
final thoughts: this show is dumb
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themadauthorshatter · 4 years ago
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YO!
Hi! 😊
I don't know about you guys, but I think it's time to catch up with our dear friends in the Toppat!Charles AU.
Part 7 was SOOO long, and I will try to pack in as much as I can without excluding an outro.
LAST TIME ON THE TOPPAT!CHARLES SHOW: (Old timey 1920's reporter voice) Terrence Suave escaped the CCC in order to find Henry and convince him to help break Reginald Copperbottom out of The Wall. Although their attempt was successful, Dmitri attacked and almost killed Henry, who was saved by his father at the last minute. Meanwhile, Charles is getting used to his place as leader, even if the reception is a little frosty.
(Back to normal) Of course, if you want the FULL background, here are the previous parts:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
With all that out of the wag, LET'S GET BACK INTO IT!!!!
CRAZY JUMPCUT WARNING, IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRAZY!!!
We open on the Toppat orbital station as Charles and Right get an emergency call from Burt: there's a broadcast coming from Earth that's just for them.
On Earth, Henry holds Reginald by his arm, tight enough to keep a hold on him yet loose enough to not bruise. So far, all they have is white noise, but a thumbs up from the general in the next room tells them that this is working.
On the orbital station, Charles and Right watch the white noise as well, but do hear a voice, wven though it's extremely garbled.
"-Arles? ...Righ- ...Man? -You hear m-?"
Back in Earth, Henry clears his throat and tries again.
"Charles? Right Hand Man? It's Henry Stickmin. Can you hear me?"
It takes a minute or so that feels like forever, but the feed becomes clear and shows Charles and Right standing side by side, Charles annoyed as all hell and Right being smug. Neither see Reginald yet because Henry is holding him just out of the camera's sight.
"'Ello again. Miss us already?"
Henry glares into the camera and signs with one hand.
Already knowing sign Charles translates, "Barely. I have a present for you, though."
Henry nods and pulls Reg into the fame, and Right's smug face drops INSTANTLY.
Reginald's time in The Wall has inded taken its toll. His hair, despite regular washing, is still insanely greasy and messy. His moustache is messy too from no time being given to care for it. He's thin, too, thinner than Terrence Suave is, thinner than CHARLES. (For context, Terrence has only lost fifteen pounds, though the augmentations make him tremendously heavy, Charles has lost about twenty-seven pounds, and Reginald has lost nearly forty pounds since his imprisonment.)
Reg gasps at seeing Right, especially the augmentations that follow Right's emotions as he leans forward and closer to the screen.
He pulls out of Henry's grip to try to get closer, even though there's a screen and millions of miles between them.
"Reg!"
"Right Hand Man!? You're alive! How!?"
Right's smile of relief turns to a snarl as he turns his attention back to Henry.
"You son of a BITCH, Stickmin!"
Henry pulls Reginald away from the screen and signs again, Charles translating for him.
"'Eye for an eye. If you want him back...'"
Charles is silent as Henry keeps signing for a little bit, giving a location to meet him.
He only glares at Henry, extremely offended.
"He wants to meet in the desert. The one close to the CCC headquarters. Where we arrested the previous leader."
Henry nods.
Right is about to speak, but Charles steps in front of him and pushes him back.
"And if we don't agree?"
Henry points a finger gun at Reginald, though the threat is pretty reluctant in his eyes. 'Execution.'
Right a mini panic and Charles smirks, especially when Right cuts in.
"Fine! Deal! We'll meet you there tomorrow! Just don't hurt him!"
Henry nods and signs, 'Tomorrow.'
With that, and a few moments of tense staring with Charles, the transmission ends.
Henry sighs and signs to the general and Ellie from behind a window, 'Now we wait.'
"What's your plan now?" Galeforce asks. "What're you going to do?"
Henry makes a rectangle with his hands and then a sort of "opening-closing" gesture.
'Box.'
ON THE TOPPAT ORBITAL STATION!!!!
Charles is roaming the halls, examining portraits of past clan leaders. He hasn't gotten his own yet, but neither has Right. He's mostly looking at Randy Radman.
"That one was one of the best leaders," Right muses from Charles's side. "Got it worse, though. 'Ad a fist fight with gold gun right there." He points to Terrence's portrait. "Knocked 'im out where he stood and made 'im fall into a propeller, back when we used the airship. I remember 'ow 'e laughed afterward. Thought 'e lost 'is marbles. Reg and I 'ad to clean 'im out a few days later."
Charles is silent when Right finishes, only coughing a little bit. After about a minute, he speaks up.
"Guess you're done with me?"
Right shrugs. "As much as I like you, I like Reg a little more."
Charles clenches a fist as Right continues.
"I'm getting 'im back and no one's stopping me. Sorry, kid, but I'm givin' you back. You've been 'ere long enough."
Charles fights the rage boiling inside of him and forces a smile. "I thought you'd kill me when I overstayed my welcome."
Right smirks back. "I like Reg even more alive. Thought crossed my mind from time to time, though."
Charles nods and leaves, claiming he's going to say goodbye to the room and cell he was in, finding some closure there.
Right looks over to Reginald's portrait and gets a sorrowful look on his face as he places a non-cybernetic hand on the painting.
"Soon. Sorry it took so long, Reg."
Back with Charles, though, he storms into his room and has an Aaron Burr "Your obedient servant" brooding moment.
He's been kidnapped, starved, beaten, tortured, and forced to join the Toppat Clan, he has pneumonia and needs to use eye drops, and now he's just being tossed around like a hot potato?
You can see why something like this would piss him off.
Unlike Henry's leadership, however, there's no one to back up Charles.
He gets to his room and throws his hat at the window and trashes his room.
After he's done and has worn himself out, he spots a gun on his desk and smiles, the greatest plan forming in his broken mind
If that's how you want to play, let's do this.
BACK ON EARTH!!!!!!
Henry is chilling in a box that can hold him comfortably, thinking out a plan of escape should the meeting go wrong.
The execution threat on Reginald seemed to work wonders, but there could be a chance Right backs out on this deal and holds on to Charles, just one of the possibilities that could happen. Ellie and Terrence will be joining them for the hostage swap, another precaution in case shit hits the fan.
Speaking if Terrence, Henry gets a knock from the outside of the box and he pops out to see his father giving him weird eyes.
"Guess... THIS is your plan?"
'It might be, if all goes wrong.'
Terrence shakes his head. "Knowing that poodle, he's not giving you any trouble, not with his master on the line."
Henry looks away from him and shakily nods.
"How're you feeling, by the way? Your hand getting better?"
Henry checks his hand, which is in a cast, and nods. 'Yeah. Just needs a little bit to heal.'
"Good." Terrence lightly smacks Heney on the head. "Smart thinking, by the way. Taking on the warrant on his own turf."
Henry winces and signs, 'It gave you guys a chance to get away.'
"And almost got YOU killed. Try saving your friend after that."
Henry nods. 'Thanks.'
"Can't let the warrant kill you before me or Bill."
The two share a smile and prepare for the meet at night.
With Reginald, he tries to make himself presentable for when he sees Right and the clan again, pinching color into his cheeks, trying to fix his hair and style his mustache by hand, and trying to dewrinkle his clothes; he has standards.
When Henry and Galeforce walk in, the general saying grouchily, "Once we get Charlie back and get you back to the clan, don't expect us to keep letting you all off the hook."
"I need time to rest myself after being locked up twice. Don't go flattering yourself."
They get some handcuffs on Reginald and get situated in a helicopter or carrier of some kind and fly off to the desert.
TIME JUMP BROUGHT TO YOU BY EIGHT HAND MAN BEING SOFT FOR REGINALD!!!!!
Charles and Right are already waiting when they see the government, Terrence, and Henry arrive with Reginald.
Ellie, Galeforce, Terrence, and Henry approach, Reg trying to hold back a smile when he sees Right in the flesh. Galeforce feels an emotional gut punch when he sees Charles, but business first.
"Evening, gentlemen."
"General." Charles says with a tip of his head; he is not wearing his top hat. "Good to see you're doing well."
Right grimaces at Terrence Suave, who gives a smirk to his fellow cyborg.
"Mr. Suave."
"Right Hand Man, old friend. How've you been? You look good. Get any new updates?"
Henry clears his throat as Ellie chides, "Focus."
Charles's gaze softens on Ellie, apologetic. "Hey, Ellie."
Ellie is quiet for a second before replying, "Um... Hey, Charles. We're here to take you home."
He hardens again, his face a mix of stoicism and anger. "After he wanted me gone, he suddenly wants me back?" He asks as he gestured to Henry.
Henry looks at the ground and shrinks under Charles's gaze, his sign barely seen. 'I'm sorry.'
Charles scoffs. "All you criminals are the same: When things don't go your way, you'll use anything and anyone you can to make it go your way."
Henry shakes his head. 'I never wanted this to happen. I made a deal with the CCC to be here, just please come back.'
Charles's angry dace breaks into shock.
'I'm sorry I didn't take the shot. I'm sorry for everything you went through, and I'm sorry I couldn't save you earlier. Please just come home.'
Right hides a smirk, Reginald gives Right, 'Really? Overboard, much?' eyes, Ellie and Terrence fight tears, and Galeforce clears his throat.
"Come on, Charlie. Let's get you home."
Charles doesn't respond for a second and remains still before gesturing to Reginald. "Let him say 'hi' to his right hand man first, then we can go."
Reg and Right are both surprised by this, but Galeforce complies, taking off Reginald's handcuffs.
Reg and Right run toward each other and meet in a very warm, tearful embrace, one with crying and one running his fingers through the other's hair, one that makes Henry and even Terrence smile; say what you will, these two make a cute couple.
In this moment, Henry notices a slight movement from Charles.
The former pilot smiles widely, teeth bare, eyes bloodshot and wide, and tears streaming down his face as he pulls a gun out from his coat and takes aim.
With a lurch, Galeforce, acting purely on instinct, goes for his own gun in his belt, Ellie backs away(Charles is one hell of a shot and she doesn't want to learn that again), Terrence reaches for Henry, and Henry darts toward Charles.
"NO!"
BANG!
MAN! Don't you just love cliff hangers? Leaves you right on the tips of your toes and gets you askimg the serious question: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!?"
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed this post and I'm so sorry this took so long to post; I won't get too personal, but where I am right now isn't exactly the best for a creative mind. Hopefully that changes soon, but time will tell.
Any way, I hope you all enjoyed this part. I'm so glad I can do an outro thing for this one!!😂😅
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