#so no 'hang on do u have fangs' and more just Uncanny

[inkdemonapologist]

LMAO OKAY SO i wanted this to be in the quotes post but I COULDNT FIGURE OUT... HOW TO CAPTURE THE WAY BOO SAID IT WITHOUT DRAWING AN ENTIRE COMIC...... SO I DREW AN ENTIRE COMIC, here have this thing that happened in our cthulhu session

[spacexseven]

TUNA. TUNA. [imagine i am shaking you] TUNA. ALL OF UR SEA MONSTER DAZAI POSTS HAVE BEEN SOOOOO GOOD IM GONNA HAVE BRAINROT FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS ABOUT THIS. i love how we seem to have just made an evil little mermaid au at this point lol. (to clarify since u just made a post about this im just thought dumping below hehe) i feel like sea monster dazai even in human form will look. Off. like he doesnt Walk Correctly obviously, but he also doesnt seem to understand blinking very well (too used to being able to deploy an invisible third eyelid to keep the water out of his eyes), and hes not much better at breathing without gills either. extreme uncanny valley. itd be fucked up if this really Did go the little mermaid poor reader doesnt quite recognize humanzai as the monster that almost killed them and has been actively stalking them ever since. like, now that he isnt covered in scales and theres no long, razor sharp teeth in his mouth and no ten foot long tail behind him at all times he seems like a different guy. god knows hed take advantage of THAT misunderstanding. also, chuuya and fyodor is a yandere match-up ive never considered before but holy FUCK is it terrifying. like, between chuuya's brute strength and fyodor's... fyodor-ness, theres really no exit in sight, huh? yeesh. - dazai anon (im on computer now so now bandage emoji 4 me :( )

hello !!! i am being violently shaken!!! ive been on computer very often you can always google the 🩹 emoji and copy paste it if you want :> also. No worries when it comes to you i'm telepathic and i know whether you'd want it to be a request or just us conversing about Very Normal Things :>>> this little au is like my child i love it so much thank you

i guess this brings up the question if this is a little mermaid au whos the sea witch hmm i guess sigma works. very witchy vibes idk

cw: yandere character, obsessive behavior, possessive behavior, deception, generally creepy vibe

chuuya and fyodor would be a very interesting matchup heh all the trouble they'd have to go through to start working together....saving that for another time

well apart from the fact that he's still getting used to the legs and the eyes and the significantly weaker fingers and toes and all that, dazai is just not used to the whole human experience. he's tall, towering over most people he meets and coupled with the staring and blank expression, he's a little frightening. the good thing about all this, however, is that you don't recognise him without his claws and fangs and scales and what not. the legs, for one, convince you that he's definitely not the creature that's been haunting you, even though the hair and those eyes look all too familiar.

and maybe the way he grabs you and smiles, the way his grip tightens on you when someone else walks past, the way he whines into your shoulder about not knowing anyone here reminds you way too much of dazai. but this is just a newcomer to the town, someone unfamiliar with his surroundings and dependent on your help, not yet integrated into society and too shy to talk to anyone else.

huh, doesn't that feel familiar...?

get ready, because dazai is going to take advantage of this disguise to become your new best (and only) friend! now that he can do what these other humans can, you won't ask anyone else to walk with you by the beach or hang out together, right? once he finds a more permanent solution that lets him switch between human and monster, he'll never have to leave you alone !

(and of course, if you're interested, he'll gladly pull some strings to give you the underwater experience)

[imaginesfromdiahell]

okay hi can I please get a oneshot of Ayato and his s/o running away together

yes u can!!  this is the first oneshot on the blog congratz!!

story under the cut!

“Tonight.”

Ayato’s voice was firm when he spoke to the back of your head. You whipped around to face him, a look of surprise painted across your features. You hadn’t expected him to come disturb you while you were your doing homework, after all. “Tonight? Did I forget something important?”

“No, but…” His expression changed, his trademark playful smirk - giving you full view of his fangs, might I add - replacing his previously serious expression. “I’ve been doing some thinking,” he continued, “and I’ve decided something.”

“You? Thinking?” A chuckle escaped your lips. “That’s worrisome.” You gently patted an empty space on the desk in front of you in a silent offering to the vampire.

Ayato strode to where you were seated, taking his own seat on the desk. “Ha ha, very funny,” he deadpanned. Your lover stooped down to your face, and brushed a piece of stray hair away as he did so, before meeting your lips with his own. A few seconds passed before he pulled away, as he looked into your eyes and gently sighed your name.

“What’s the matter, love?”

You were beginning to grow agitated. Ayato only ever called you by your real name when he had something serious to say, so the fact that you had heard the word leave his mouth meant that he must have something big on his mind. His expression turned serious once more.

The vampire continued by asking a question. “You love me right?”

Your reply was instantaneous. “Yes, I love you.”

“You would follow me to the ends of the earth, right?”

“Excuse me?”

“If I were to leave… would you follow me?”

“Would I have a choice in the matter?” You giggled, but your joke didn’t seem to have any effect on the out of place expression Ayato wore.

“Yes, you would have a choice.”

“Hypothetically speaking… right?” His uncanny silence and shifting gaze gave you the answer.

“Listen, I…,” he trailed off, and turned his head away, only to turn it back moments later to look you in the eyes once more. His face set, and he braced himself for what he felt in his heart the answer would be.

“I need to get out of here. This house is suffocating me. I know I’m never gonna live up to what they need me to be so that I can be head of the family, and there’s just… too many memories of her here. I know it’s a lot to ask, and I know it’ll be risky but I… Would you come with me? We could stay together, and we could get so far away from this… from all of this. Besides,” he sheepishly smiled before continuing, “the Great Me will never have to share you with my brothers or the Mukamis or anybody else ever again!”

A heavy silence hung between you and Ayato for a few minutes while you processed his words. Normally, he would just force you to go with him wherever he wanted to go, so why wasn’t he just doing that?

Meanwhile, Ayato felt numb. Every single second he spent not hearing a definite response out of you, the only person he’s ever genuinely loved, was felt like a hot knife in his heart.

The boy hopped off the desk to his feet with a sigh, a shadow hanging over his eyes when he began to walk out. He knew this would happen. He knew you didn’t love him enough to leave everything you knew again for him, just because he wanted you to. He knew it was going to be only him leaving the Sakamaki mansion that night for the last time.

It was quite a shock when he felt his hand being grabbed. You had stood up and dove to catch him before he walked out.

“I’m not letting you go.” You looked into his surprised face, his piercing green eyes glittering for a fleeting moment before going dark when he turned away again.

“You don’t understand. I have to get out of here.”

“Sure you do,” you replied, “but not without me.”

That night, you knocked on Ayato’s door, just like he asked you to. He answered and welcomed you inside. You were setting your bag next to his in the iron maiden that Ayato somehow calls a bed, when you felt a pair of arms wrap around your shoulders, and a lean body press up against yours from behind.

You turned around in Ayato’s embrace, and wrapped your own arms around his neck. You could feel him melt into your touch when he laid his head down on your shoulder, trailing little kisses along your neck, before breathing through his mouth and biting down, and you let it happen. It was gonna be a long while ahead of the two of you, you knew he’d need to keep up his energy, and besides, you loved him.

“Ready to go, Ayato?” Ayato disconnected himself from you and looked you in the eyes, searching for any signs of hesitance.

“You don’t have to do this, y’kn-,” he couldn’t finish his sentence because of the fierce kiss you planted on his soft lips.

“I want to do this with you!” was the message you intended your action to convey, and the way he kissed you in return, his mouth moving perfectly in sync with your own, was his unspoken way of reading you loud and clear.

It took minutes for he and you to part again, both breathing a little ragged, both blushing from happiness.

That would be your last kiss in the mansion.