#so it originally came from me going “the perfect configuration of [popular het ship] for me is a lavander marriage” | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

yuri-puppies · 6 months ago

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on the topic of arranged marriages in the post-canon, my dumbest and most inescapable headcanon is that falin and kabru get lavander married

partially out of my love of lavander marriages and the historical tradition of queer men arranging marriages between their lovers and their sisters

and partially because every time i see a labru baby fanart i think "the rumor mill believes that falin and kabru had an affair and the king legitimized his sister's bastard as his heir" and the comedy of errors that would result from trying to cover up kabru's pregnancy/fake falin's is hilarious to me

#i've had this headcanon since way early when i thought everyone was cis (/presenting as their agab in the immediate postcanon)#so it originally came from me going “the perfect configuration of [popular het ship] for me is a lavander marriage”#and then realizing that this wouldn't work politically bc marcille can't bear children therefore succession crisis #and quite frankly #i would hate for the theme of her genuinely not giving a fuck about having children against expectations to be undermined #to realizing that if the toudens want children and would uncomplicatedly perceive niblings as their own children #there's only one configuration that would work #and it also happens to be the two people i can see as having always wanted children #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #i hate to censor my posts but not putting it in the tags on purpose #and specifically trying not to mention the f/f ship by name at their collective request #this is for my mutuals and mutuals in law #lavander fabru au

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