#so i'd rather post this on the account where 1) i'm not shadowbanned and 2) people who follow me here also care about midnight musuem

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Look, I just got off work, it's quite late and I'm tired (not to mention a bit sick) but I simply cannot go to bed tonight until I've given my campaign statement for The Cashier cause that's my number one guy. So apologies in advance for whatever strange rambling mess this turns into because I'm honestly not fully with it atm.

Anyways this guy is so crazy that I haven't stopped thinking about him once since 3 months since season one ended season 2 when despite the fact that he's like in 1.5 scenes and doesn't have a canonical name

So to set the scene, everyone around the world is currently watching the moon expanded and explode and are told that there are only a few hours left before the world ends. Enter The One, who is having fun with all of this and goes to a local convenience store that is still open. Obviously he asks him about it.

And then this guy's first line in the entire show is telling him that his drink is 666 baht. Now this show uses all kinds of references to Christianity and is absolute batshit (think Supernatural but 10 1-hour long episodes and thai) so this literally could just be a little nod to The One's alignment or just an actual full on hint that this guy is like the Anti-Christ or something lol. But also iconic first line to have in a show

Anyways even though the world is ending this dude still makes people pay for their stuff which is just very hilarious to me.

And then The One questions him further and the dude is basically just like "the world sucks already it might as well end" which is a big customer service mood

The One questions him about his fear of death, to which he says he doesn't care since it's inevitable. And then The One is just like "oh you don't know what it's like to die" and when the cashier questions him about THAT he's just like "oh well I'm Death :3"

And like for a moment he seems like he might have idk a normal reaction to having a guy enter his store during the end of the world and claim to be death but then he just laughs it off and reaches over for the drink that The One hasn't paid for yet and opens it and hands it over and says "it's on me" which every time I watch just makes me yell "THE RITUALS!!!!" (the gay ones to touch the flesh of other men, not the actual cult rituals to resurrect God that are happening in the show at the same time)

Anyways in the 0.5 scene that he's in, it's been like approx 8 hours since The One entered and he's still just chilling there eating noodles and the cashier is joking about how they've still got time before the world end until BAM The One's body (that he is currently stealing from like Adam from the Bible) gets taken over by a different supernatural entity and the cashier is obviously freaked out cause wtf is going on (but also hehehe not so apathetic about suffering and death now are we) and then "The One" bolts out the store and the cashier calls after him and that's that. Never see or hear from this guy again.

Anyways he's a barely there character in the final episode that's main functionality was for The One to drop the line about being Death for the first time now and not later during his villain monologue. But still I'm 1) obsessed with him and 2) convinced that he and The One for sure made out during that 8 hour time skip.

Anyways pretty please vote The Cashier for me and also if you haven't watched Midnight Museum, the production company has it for free on youtube fully subbed and it will definitely be one of the stranger 10 hour rides of your life that's for sure

Group E Round 4

[image ID: the first image is of The Cashier, a Thai man in a white or light blue polo shirt and black cap. at least one of his ears are pierced. the second image is of Stag Malinay, a young man with auburn hair and yellow-orange eyes. he's wearing a black shirt, black pants, and black, lace up knee high boots with belt straps. he's sitting on a red and gold throne. beside him is written his name, "Stag Malinay." end ID]

The Cashier

The world is literally ending. The moon is exploding. And this guy is still working as a cashier at some convenience store because the world might as well end anyways. He still insists that people pay for what they get from the store even though the world is going to end in a few hours. Then this strange guy shows up and questions him about it and asks him if he's afraid to die. The cashier is like "no not really" and the guy responds "well clearly you don't know what it's like to die" and the cashier responds "well have you died before" and the guy is like "no. I'm Death >:3" so what does the cashier do? he buys the man a drink and lets him crash at the store for the next several hours until the guy gets possessed by a different supernatural entity and runs out of the store to try to save the world. The cashier is just such a chill guy and insane customer service worker I love him so much I wish he had a name in canon.

Stag Malinay

Very self confident, bisexual manwhore with a troubled background he doesn't like to talk about. Said past is the cause of all his anger issues which he regularly takes out on the MC, initially. They become friends later, so it's okay. Also, he has a Tumblr account! @stagmalinay, run by me, the author. Can't really get more obscure than only selling a few copies of my entire book so far. [additional propaganda 1] [additional propaganda 2] [additional propaganda 3] [additional propaganda 4] [additional propaganda 5] [additional propaganda 6]