#so i was pretty much doomed to rear-end the poor bastards. so i went ''where can i swerve to?''
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I did NOT crash my car today.
#there was an accident on the highway. and the people ahead of me slowed WAY THE FUCK DOWN.#they slowed down so fast that despite stepping on the break? i just kept sliding.#so i was pretty much doomed to rear-end the poor bastards. so i went ''where can i swerve to?''#and since it was the highway with fences on both sides? the answer was ''nowhere''.#so i went. ''alright. can i aim SOMEWHERE that won't definitely result in a crash?''#and there was. one tiny little spot between the cars that'd suddenly slowed way the fuck down. and the crashed one.#so i aimed for that small fucking opening. and i slid right on through.#nearly had a fucking heart-attack. and i probably scared the shit out of everyone else involved too. but i didn't crash.#so that was totally not traumatizing at all. jesus fuck.#personal stuff#drive safely everyone.
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