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Dream SMP Recap (May 12/2021) - The L’Sandburg Ultimatum

Foolish leaves a message for the L’Sandburgians telling them that they have overstayed their welcome on his land and that they must take down their walls in five days.

Those yellow flags will be white, or this means war.

Meanwhile, Ranboo receives a letter back from the Council.

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- L’Sandburg has gone too far. At Foolish’s summer home, he explains that the L’Sandburgians have not only built a massive wall, but closed off the toll gate!

- They’ve gotten a little too aggressive Foolish says, taking a toll-free shortcut that’s been conveniently dug beneath the wall

(Said shortcut is a hole with a ladder going all the way down to bedrock, a few blocks of horizontal tunnel and another hole going all the way back up to the surface with a tiny piece of the ladder missing halfway up)

- L’Sandburg has left Foolish no choice but to fight back. He is reluctant to start a war yet, as he would rather not use TNT on his own land.

- The first thing he does is take down the gate. For now, he leaves them a message:

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Dear L’Sandberg,

You are in violation of the original agreement of building inside of one chunk of territory. Not only have you further expanded but you have the audacity to make a toll gate ON LAND OWNED BY FOOLISH. I expect this to be torn down by the residents of L’Sandberg within 5 days. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY DISPUTE OVER THESE LAND CLAIMS!

- Foolish

5-12-21

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- Ponk visits the summer home and speaks with Foolish to tell him that he’s named his skeleton horse for him, and walked the bee.

- He leads Foolish all the way past Eret’s castle to the trapped flower hill. At the top, he places a bunch of maps with pictures of money on them

- He shows Foolish the underside of the hill, which is rigged with TNT. He blocks off the entrance as Foolish tries to run, shouts “LOVE ME” and lights it, sending the entire hill into an explosion

- Foolish asks what’s wrong with him and kills his dog. Ponk asks if he’s having a blast right now. As they walk back, Ponk turns to Foolish and says he trusts him to look after something, throwing him a poppy named “Sam <3″

Foolish: “Oh, this’ll be perfect for -- never mind.”

- Ponk then asks if Foolish notices anything different -- his eyes! He is Egg-free now

- They go up the MLG tower, and Foolish brings up the IOUs with Ponk. He mentions he’ll be going on a date soon and wants Ponk to be his waiter. Ponk says he��d be down

- Ponk tries to trade Foolish Netherite blocks for gold. He soon has to leave for the Twitch Rivals event

- Phil continues to work on the basement and chats with Tommy for a bit

- Ranboo goes to check his mailbox. Inside is a letter and an enchanted golden apple:

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Hello! No new news yet. We have been keeping an eye on things and everything seems to be going okay so far. In our searches one of us found something that may be of use to you! We have left it in this chest. We respect your wishes. - The Council

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- Ranboo leaves a return message:

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Council, Thank you for your gift it will prove to be of good use. Please make sure that you keep a close eye on everything happening regarding what we spoke about earlier. If i have any more requests i will give them to you here. Thank you again. - Ranboo

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- After Eret blew up the glitch cube (with Fundy’s permission), Puffy lights the obsidian frame into Nether portals

- She then goes to check on L’Puffburg, seeing the message from Foolish. She takes the empty book and quill to write a reply:

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I agree with Foolish and also you should give Puffy diamonds as well because I’m also offended

- Puffy

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- She returns to working on her base back home

- Puffy later speaks with Badboyhalo extensively about Tall Mama

- They meet up at L’Sandburg and Bad shows off the wall before noticing the message, reading it

- Purpled logs onto the server for a few minutes

- Bad is enraged. He, out of the kindness of his heart, made a toll-free shortcut for Foolish! They take the shortcut. When they finally emerge out the other end of the shortcut, they come face to face with Foolish

Bad: I love this wall

Puffy: “I think I’ve heard that quote somewhere...”

- He speaks with Foolish, who is upset that Bad has made this wall. Bad explains that their economy was experiencing turmoil due to a loss of toll revenue

- Bad brings up Tall Cactus, insisting that while they gave Foolish Tall Cactus back, the L’Sandburgians kept ownership of the strip of land. Foolish disagrees

- Bad says that canonically, this is their path! Foolish replies that canonically, he gives two shits about this

- Foolish disapproves of the shortcut. Bad offers to improve it. While they discuss toll, Puffy starts twerking, asking why inflation has increased the toll to one golden apple

Foolish: “Five days. Five days for this wall to come down...or we might have turmoil.”

- Foolish refuses to pay the toll. Bad offers him a special yearly tollbooth pass for ten apples. Puffy pays him nine. L’Sandburg Toll Company thanks her for business

- Foolish threatens to hire Purpled to come kill them. Puffy hands Foolish the apples to pay to Bad. Puffy asks Bad if she and Foolish can make a drug cartel that passes underneath the wall

- Bad asks Puffy to join him in defending the wall as L’Sandburg and L’Puffburg, offering her 50% of the toll revenue. Puffy isn’t on board.

- Puffy brings up Tall Mama. They talk about Tall Mama. Eventually the subject returns to the wall

Bad: “Oh, so it’s gonna be war then, is that it?”

Foolish: “Oh, is that what this is? Huh, Bad? You want war!”

- Foolish lets Bad know to respond by letter. Or, he can surrender right now, and settle things peacefully.

Foolish: “Bad, you see these yellow flags?”

Bad: “Yes.”

Foolish: “They better be white in five days.”

- Foolish says he’ll hire a bunch of mercenaries and end the war swiftly. Bad says he can pay them more to hire them over to his side.

- Foolish threatens to set up a TNT canon aimed at the wall. Bad says he can rig TNT underneath the entire place so that if it ever goes, it will be nothing but a huge crater the size of Wyoming. They proceed to discuss Wyoming

- Foolish shows Bad Finley, his child. Bad almost refuses to give Finley back, but returns her

- They go back and look at the Tall Mama poster at Bad’s house

- Then they stack themselves in boats. Many innuendos are made

- Afterwards, though, Foolish tells Bad that this changes nothing. The walls of L’Sandburg must still come down. Bad is sad

Puffy: “Yeah it meant more to you, Bad, than it meant to him.”

Foolish: “It was a one-boat-stand, okay Bad?”

- After dealing with some technical issues for a bit, Bad tries to find Skeppy for his trident and starts following Ranboo around to see what he’s up to.

- Bad finally spots Skeppy lurking on a tree, but Skeppy logs off when Bad tries to go to him. Bad tries repeatedly to convince Skeppy to log back on so he can kill him and retrieve the trident

- After the chase, Bad goes to L’Sandburg to fill chat in on the conflict, saying that Foolish seems to have declared war on L’Sandburg. Bad is unfazed by his threats and leaves his own response:

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EAT DIRT FOOLISH LSANDBURG WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!

DOWN WITH THE TYRANICAL TOTEM!!!

DIEEEEE

- With love, - BBH

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He signs the book “<3″

- Bad then “improves�� the shortcut with lava out of the kindness of his heart and reinforces the wall with concrete

- Next, he tweaks the flags, making them black and yellow. He plans to mine a bunch of obsidian for the wall

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Upcoming Events:

- The ultimatum deadline (five days)

- Foolish’s date

- Quackity’s business opening

- Quackity’s next lore stream

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Ponk’s lore stream

- Dream’s lore video

- Sapnap’s possible lore stream

- Awesamdude lore stream

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So it’s. Just a text — and i sent a hyperlink to the to the private message on it as soon as you get the booking, how does it send the initial text so there’s, a bunch of services out there that will automatically.

They can manage multiple listings, but they will send text messages back and forth to clients for you and they’ll leave reviews for you automatically too really so you don’t have to go on and leave a review of the people That stayed there, they’ll, do it for you, so I love tyus’s, approach to making everything hands-off and more passive, but i didn’t have that kind of luxury, because I didn’t.

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Have that kind of money to invest? So I had to put in more time which is okay, because I discovered that the three things people value the most are location, cleanliness and safety. So do your best in the description of the airbnb listing to really describe everything that makes your place stand out so include all the locations that are nearby and they don’t even have to be that cool.

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Is there anything to watch out for when you first get started or something that you should know that people miss there’s tons of stuff that you’re, probably going to miss in doing this like well? That’s? Not intimidating the truth is you have to just do it? You have to jump in to find out what those things are.

So for me, when I needed to build this, I didn’t even know the plans of my house, so I had to go to the county and ask them to give me like a blueprint of how your house was built. Yeah, okay, I didn’t, know how it was made and they they keep that on file and then, while I was there, I learned that technically, if you have a stove in your place, it becomes a separate unit.

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If you’ve got two doors that face the street. Apparently that can create confusion and you’re, not allowed to do that. So i had to change the way I had the doors planned out wow that’s interesting.

So then you went to the courthouse, you got the plans and then did you run across any issues when you were building it out. Really, if you’re, going back and forth with them with the permitting process and your builder, your builder, will know a lot about this stuff, which you absolutely should have permits yeah.

If you’re going this route, if you’re going the expensive route, the last thing you want to do is get it all shut down. Yeah yeah, but it can be very, it can be expensive. It can be a long process. It can be a bummer.

You also want to touch base with like an hoa. If you’ve got one or any of those, and I’ll leave a link in the description below the video I’ll. Show you a map where you can plug in your address and it has.

l show you like areas where it’s allowed and where it’s not allowed. I also want to add that you technically don’t need to own your house, but at that point it would be considered sub leasing. So I would definitely check with your landlord if that’s, something that you can do get permission.

First and make sure to look at the regulations of the city to make sure that you can actually do this in the first place. So i will leave that in the link below where you can check the map. Do you have any words of encouragement or advice for people when they get started? I would say first to make sure that you start as quickly as possible.

You’re, get you’re gonna make mistakes that’s. Gon na happen, so you might as well get those mistakes over with as fast as you can, and also try your very best to figure out a way where you’re, not creating a job for yourself, but you’re, making a Way for you to actually have passive income and the only way you’re going to do.

That is, if you can make money, while you sleep so focus on. How do I make this, so I don’t have to work, get it on something else, get it automated get employees whatever that’s going to take, but it’s seriously worth it.

Imagine living a life that’s, truly free and where now, suddenly, the big question is: what are you going to do with your time right that’s, really empowering if you could go back in time and tell yourself or do anything Differently with your airbnb experience, is there anything you would do differently? I would have done it earlier.

I would have done it faster, okay, earlier and faster, pretty happy with everything else. Oh yeah, it’s, amazing. How you converted this garage into this and it’s. You didn’t, spend that much money, but you don’t have to go that route.

No! You don’t. If you have an extra room in your house, you can do it right now. Now i had the worst first experience with my airbnb, because the guy that stayed with me, didn’t, speak english. I couldn’t, communicate with him and he trashed my place.

So I told myself never again, airbnb just wrote it off, not worth it but lucky. For me. I tried one more time and it’s. Awesome that I did because I got to meet some pretty cool people all around the world that stayed with me.

I got cuban coffee. I had some people make some indian food for me and I even made a friend which is super cool. Also, pro tip meet the people that you host face to face. I’ve noticed that the people that i meet and the people that i introduce myself to have always left my house cleaner than the people i didn’t meet at all, who treated my place more like a hotel and left it.

A little dirtier, I think, when people see each other face to face, they notice hey. This is actually somebody’s house and they give it a little bit more respect. So I wanted to experiment with a new video series about how to make 100 a day trying different side.

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Hustles airbnb was my first, but maybe i could try Uber or Postmates next, or maybe only fans. No, I’m kidding. I’d, make corey do it and then we’d split the profit, but if you have any ideas for me, let me know in the comments down below and make sure to register with Weebly.

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fearofaherobrine · 7 years ago

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Roleplay Server Log #261

“Hostile Takeover, Mojang Office Hi-jinks, Flight of the Firebird”

-Not that far away-

[Notch] Escorts Flux into the cage. - Do you really think this will work?

[Flux] - I honestly have no idea...

[Notch] I hope it does, I want you to be protected too. -

[Flux] - I know, and your thoughts are so very much appreciated- She begins approaching the two consoles in the center of the elaborate prison

[Notch] Doubly so because I don't know where your seed is stored...

[Flux] - Honestly I'm surprised it still exists, it's been there for so long- She kneels in front of the command block which holds the seed for the NOTCH AI's

[Notch] If there's anything I can do...?

[Flux] - Just stay, please

[Notch] Of course. - Waits with baited breath, hoping she succeeds.

[Flux] Concentrates and her magic begins gathering around the command block. As she focus', she's reaching for the intricate base code of the server and prodding at it. She grunts a little as she feels resistance, her fingers start to curl a little as she tenses. The ground around Flux is beginning to grow tainted and shade to purple. Her body begins to curl as she tries to take control of the other server, she tries using a bit more force and the seed reacts violently, throwing Flux back and away and causing her to lose control of her magic. Her taint spreads quickly, carrying all the way into the village above as it's master lays on the ground, curling up and trembling from both pain and shock. Flux is fluctuating between being solid and mist like-

[Notch] Leaps to her aid- FLUX!

[Flux] Her breathing is ragged as she glances at Notch- Notch...- She tries to hold in a noise of pain as it travels through her body causing her to curl up tighter. She's never truly felt pain before

[Notch] I'll... I'll get you to some help! - Frantically he scoops her up in his arms. And moves as fast as he can up the tunnels and out into the light. He's calling for TLOT mentally because his hands are too full to type- Outside everything is shaded a vibrant purple

[TLOT] Suddenly perks up and dashes out of the room without a second thought.

[Steve] Nearly knocks Doc over to race after him.

[Notch] Is partway across Lie's yard when he notices a lot of eyes on him.

-Most of the village is watching. Some in awe and others in fear of the NOTCH carrying the apparently injured woman they already know. A few peel off to run in the direction of the castle. Seeking their Godly-king who meets them halfway-

[Flux] Clutches at Notch's shirt tightly, trying to keep herself in contact with him as much as she can- Please... Stay...- Her voice is very quiet and she is close to passing out

[Notch] I'm not going anywhere, just hang on.

[TLOT] Dashes up flanked by several Testificates- What happened?!

-Flux's taint is beginning to recede and her breathing is starting to even out a little, but she's still trembling-

[Appel] You better not have hurt her, you.. you NOTCH!

[Steve] Easy there.

[Notch] She tried to take over the subseed and it injured her...

[TLOT] Is the color the blowback?

[Notch] Yes, I believe so.

[Flux] Whines a little, but her form is almost completely solid now, her most solid parts are where Notch is touching her-

[TLOT] Smooths her hair a bit- How can I help Flux?

[Flux] - I... I don't understand... What I am feeling...

[TLOT] Feels her mind- It's pain.

[Flux] - Pain... It is... Unfamiliar- She whines a little as she feels another burst of pain

[TLOT] Perhaps you should sleep - His words are supernaturally convincing...

[Pi] Suddenly falls over and starts snoring.

[Appel] Panics a bit and shakes his husband, trying to wake him.

[Flux] Her eyes begin to close as well, but her grip on Notch's shirt does not diminish-

[Jaam] He doesn't look so tough...

[Steve] Don't be rude!

[Flux] Falls asleep, curled up in Notch's arms-

[Choclet] How come he has hair?

[Notch] My head was cold.

[Coffi] Nods sagely- makes sense.

[Cheez] Pokes Notch-

[Notch] Squeaks-

[TLOT] Be nice. He was formerly a human like your friend Lie.

[Cheez] Humph.

[CP] Teleports closer- Now what the fuck is going on!?

[Notch] Very unmanly little scream-

[Testificates] Some suprised noises and a smattering of nervous laughter.

[CP] Growls a little- Can all of them go home? I'm trying to convince CN that there's an ultra rare bird that only comes out at night so I can bang my wife

[TLOT] What am I, a sheepdog? They live here too.

[Steve] That's not safe Cp! Cn is to small to be out alone at night!

[CP] - So?

[Steve] Bolts off to tattle on Cp to Lie-

[Notch] Flux got hurt Cp. Some kind of feedback from trying to take over the dragon server on the subseed.

[CP] - Why was she trying to do that?

[Flux] Whimpers a little in her sleep-

[Notch] Because it would be safer then being in charge of your old seed that's just floating out there somewhere.

[CP] - Shouldn't be that hard to figure out where exactly it is, there's only so many places that an original alpha seed could be

[Notch] Goes white - That's bad...

[TLOT] Is already getting the shape from his mind. - We need a copy of that! Now!

[CP] - What is it?

[Notch] It's has to be on the big mainframe at my former company! They don't keep that stuff forever! Especially with the new management!

[CP] - So then Flux...

[TLOT] She might get deleted. We need your seed number Cp.

[CP] - Give me a sec to think, I've been on hundreds...

[Coocont] Flux is in danger?

[Milk] Why would anyone delete a seed? People would die!

[Escar] Think Cp!

[Creme] Nooo!

[Eggg] At Markus- You're a NOTCH! Do something!

[CP] Hesitantly rattles off a couple of different seed numbers before finally saying one with a bit more confidence-

[Notch] Cp! You can do this faster then anyone! Go find Jeb! He can get at the main server from home! Make him give you the file!

[CP] Face splits into a dark grin- Gladly- He flicks his hand and creates an opening before going through

[Jeb] Is dozing at his desk, it's relatively late and there's only a few programmers in the adjoining offices. He can smell the faint scent of someone making coffee in a different room, and on the screen in front of him a half-built 3D model is tumbling around.

-The screen begins glitching as CP slowly begins pulling himself out of the screen. He pauses to scan his surroundings before getting to far simply because it's an unfamiliar place-

-The surroundings are a bank of computers in a nicely appointed office. There are little toys on the desks and other personal touches and a few nice shots of happy employees and awards framed on the walls. There's a faint whistling as a scruffy guy in jeans comes in with a cup of coffee and stops cold-

[CP] Growls at him-

[Snorik] Drops his cup with a frightened squeak and it thumps on the carpet - He- hero- He crumples to the floor in a dead faint-

[CP] Finishes pulling himself out of the screen and walks around the fainted employee, seeking out his prey as he silently stalks the halls-

[Dofta] Makes some soft papery sounds as she walks down the hall with a small box of files-

[CP] Waits around a corner for them to get closer before reaching out and grabs them by the throat- Where's Jeb?

[Dofta] String of panicked Swedish words and at least two English cuss words-

[CP] Squeezes just a tiny bit- Well?

[Yster] Is totally silent in her running shoes and clocks Cp on the back of the head with a full clipboard of papers-

[CP] Scowls and summons his sword to his hand before turning to glare at the other woman with brightly glowing eyes-

[Yster] Gives Cp the full force of a can of pepper spray in the face-

[CP] Shakes his head and blinks a few times as he growls and releases Dofta to summon a bit of lava to clear his eyes-

[Yster] Grabs Dofta in a panic and the two of them run around a corner towards the front of the building-

[CP] Would prefer to chase them down but continues on searching for Jeb, simply kicking open the next door he comes across-

-On the other side of the door is a hallway that opens out into a large confrence room. A rather heavy man is playing with a VR helmet and the screen behind him for demonstration purposes shows a survival house being built.

[CP] Growls and uses his abilities to enter the VR system, popping up in front of the man- Where. Is. Jeb.

[Tokig] Hey! This is a private server! And that griefing stuff is getting old Svit. Go play on your own computer.

[CP] Exits and then yanks the VR headset off- I'm not Svit

[Tokig] Strangled noise -

[CP] - Now, where. Is. Jeb.

[Tokig] Shaking finger pointing- past the atrium...

[CP] - Sleep

[Tokig] Slow crumple to the floor knocking a bag of cheetos off the table as well-

[CP] Marches past and out into the hall again, heading for the atrium-

[Fangebo] Tapping out something on a laptop near a small fountain-

[CP] Storms right past her, honing in on Jeb-

[Fangbo] Eyes flick up and then back down just as Cp passes her - Cute outfit Svit. Gonna scare Jeb again?

[CP] - Sure, whatever

[Fangbo] Get it on tape this time okay? He's been jittery all day with all this file allocation and space-saving bullshit-

[CP] Says nothing more as he continues on, letting his senses out for the human he seeks. He grins when he finally spots the name of his quarry on a door and kicks the door open harshly-

[Jeb] Is very startled and darts under his desk in terror-

[CP] - Hello again~ I've come for something, on Notch's behest

[Jeb] Is balled up under the desk - Anything! Just don't kick me in the nuts again!

[CP] - A server

[Jeb] You want...a server? I mean, I guess I can set you up! They're pretty cheap if you don't want to install a bunch of mods and stuff....

[CP] - One of the original alpha servers, it... Needs to be kept safe

[Jeb] Whaaa, why would you want one of those? They were so... simple.

[CP] - I don't, but Notch does

[Jeb] Is regarding Cp cautiously - I can do that.... - He's wondering if it's safe to come out

[CP] Lists of the server's number- Now find it

[Jeb] Swallows hard- It's not in here, we have to go across the hall. Oh my gods... did anyone see you come in here?

[CP] Grins- A few

[Jeb] Looks horrified- Please tell me you didn't kill any of my team....

[CP] - My wife is already pissed at me, so no

[Jeb] Thank goodness... Come on, I'll get it for you, but then you have to leave. - He uncurls from the small space and stands up cautiously

[CP] - I dunno, it's fun terrorizing your employees

[Jeb] Please?

[CP] - Depends on how quickly you can get me that server

[Jeb] Yanks out a desk drawer and throws various office supplies on the floor before finding a thumb drive and cluching it in one sweaty fist- Follow me -

[CP] Walks unnervingly close to Jeb-

[Jeb] Darts past Fangbo who is still sitting there typing -

[Fangbo] Giggles as Cp passes, stalking menacingly behind the running figure - Good one Svit.

[Jeb] Bangs open a door to a room full of electronics and throws a chair at the nearest terminal before shoving in the thumbdrive and typing desperately.

[CP] Stands very closely behind Jeb-

[Jeb] Is sweating a lot. He keeps putting his password in wrong because Cp is terrorizing him.

[CP] - You'd better get it right this next time

[Jeb] I'm trying! I'm trying! - He makes it to the search screen and shakily types the numbers into it-

[CP] Glances back out towards the artrium-

[Fangbo] Has opened a small bag of chips and is munching quietly-

[Jeb] Finds the file and moves it to the drive-

[CP] - Are you fucking done yet?

-The little icon on the screen it showing the flying paper animation-

[Jeb] I'm going as fast as I can!

[CP] Scowls and gives the computer a boost-

-The computer gives a soft ping as the file finishes downloading-

[CP] - About time

[Jeb] Pulls out the small drive and thrusts it at him-Now please! Take it and go!

[CP] - Fine, but if this is wrong then I'm pretty sure Notch will beat you up himself- He heads back out into the artrium, grabs Fangbo's laptop from them before putting it down and using it to get back into the digital realm

[Fangbo] Gasps as the computer is taken from her and then watches in terrified awe as Cp uses it as a gateway-

[CP] Returns to the server in a much better mood-

[Notch] Did you get it?!

[CP] - Yeah yeah, it's right here- Holds up the thumb drive

[TLOT] Thats... that's your seed?

[CP] - Yup, it's tiny

[Toasts] How can a whole world be so small?

[Coffi] It's not possible, is it?

[CP] - It's old

[Godot] It's a precious gift...

[Escar] A miracle.

[Jaam] And maybe an antique?

[CP] Looking at TLOT- Why are they still here?

[TLOT] I refer you again to my earlier comment about them living here.

[Steve] Snickers-

[CP] Tosses the thumb drive at Notch-

-The drive lands on Flux's stomach.

[Notch] Easy with that!

[Pi] Don't throw it!

[CP] - I'm going back to my wife

[Flux] Twitches a little-

[Notch] Flux... we have your seed. You're safe now.

[Flux] Her eyes open a little- Notch?

[Notch] Doesn't have a free hand to hand it to her- It's right there - inclines his head-

[Flux] Looks down and releases her grip on his shirt to pick it up, there's a slight thrum of energy as she connects with her seed-

[TLOT] Now no one can take it away from you.

[Flux] - Thank you- She rests her head against Notch

[Lie] It's super early in the morning but she's out for a walk with her vulpix's. The sun has barely risen and she's wandering towards Hera's bay-

[Sweet Alex] Is sitting on her porch kicking her feet and drinking from a small mug. - Good morning Lie!

[Lie] - Morning! Looks like you're comfy

[Sweet Alex] Yep. Just relaxing until it's light enough to work in the garden.

[Lie] - Need any help with the garden?

[Avulpix] Runs over and sniffs at Sweet Alex-

[Sweet Alex] Maybe? Doc gave me some weird stuff called korm, I think? It's really pretty. The seeds are all different colors.

[Lie] - Oh! Corn! Yeah, I helped them pick out the seeds when we were last out in the real world

[Sweet Alex] Pulls out the handful of little kernals - these are from, out there?

[Lie] - Yeah, it's a very common food out there

[Sweet Alex] If you want to give them a head start... anywhere is good. Please?

[Lie] - Sure, is there anyplace you don't want them?

[Sweet Alex] Smiles - inside the house?

[Mix] -Swoosh past goes the Mix-

[Mix] -Screeeech. turn back around and bounce up to them- Hey!

[Sweet Alex] Hey Mix! You're up early. Have you taken to jogging as well?

[Lie] - Morning Mix

[Rvulpix] Hides behind Lie's legs-

[Lie] Takes the corn- I think I'll plant these on the bay side of the house

[Sweet Alex] That would be nice. Thank you! So what else is new guys?

[Mix] I've just got so much-- What's that? *scoot in to look at the corn

[Sweet Alex] Its a vegetable - hushed voice- It's from the real world.

[Mix] Oh! That's cool. *head tilt

[Mix] What kind of veggie?

[Sweet Alex] I'm not sure, but I heard it explodes if you get it super hot!

[Lie] - This is just one variant of it. I know both of you have had popcorn, this is what it's made from- She begins planting

[Mix] Oh! That's cool! Kind of like the tumbleweeds back home... Or the bomb spores.... *distant look before slight laugh and shake head

[Sweet Alex] What's a tumbleweed? Do they push you over? Like slime blocks?

[Lie] - No, it's a plant that uproots itself to find a better place to be and rolls along with the wind

[Mix] Kind of like... Really dry wheat balls?

[Sweet Alex] That sounds neat! If it's a really dry plant that moves, maybe the baby dragons could chase and play and eat them?

[Lie] Pauses- Not a bad idea

[Mix] Hmm..., I don't know If I have anymore of mine.... * shift through inventory a bit

[Lie] - That's okay Mix, I can always make some

[Mix] Alright! I have too much stuff in my inventory anyway. ... Mmm.. Maybe my bag... I just sort of tossed things in there....

[Sweet Alex] Watches intently to see what Mix tosses out-

[Sweet Alex] Oh! Mix, how are the Lightfeet faring?

[Mix] -Finally pops out a crumbly orb of, crumbly plant matter it looks like. It's definitely not a normal tumbleweed, that's for sure- Uh... Hm. I think it's this? But the name is different...

[Mix] -Looks up- Oh! They're fine! I got them rounded up, but I'm uh... Not the best at building really so making them a home is really slow going...

[Lie] Finishes planting the seeds- There we go, that should do it

[AVulpix] Starts rolling around in the dirt, getting all dirty-

[Sweet Alex] Looks over at the little green shoots- good luck to them! Good little plants! Mix? Do you want help with the building?

[Crim] - hears voices and comes looking for them.

[Sweet Alex] Squints- I see red. Is that Gk over there?

[Lie] - Ummm, I don't think so?

[Mix] -tosses the weedy ball in hands a bit before turning to look at the approaching red mass. completely forgetting Sweet Alex had asked anything-

[Sweet Alex] Takes the mass of weeds - This is neat!

[Crim] - comes scuttling over on all 6 legs. He's bigger than before.

[Sweet Alex] It's a cute little dragon! I haven't met this one. Hello!

-It's item name is Fire Weed. Perhaps it lights on fire? Who knows-

[Mix] These were all over the Hollow, you'd rack them up in your inventory slowly but surely....

[Lie] - Oh Crim! You've gotten bigger!

[Sweet Alex] Their name is Crim? Awwww

[Crim] - stands up and gives a toothy smile. - Yes! Me big now!

[Mix] Cool! Nice colors..

[Sweet Alex] Yes you are! And well spoken.

[Crim] - waves at Sweet Alex - Hi hi, I'm Crim.

[RVulpix] Just hides behind Lie some more-

[AVulpix] Trots by nearly black with dirt-

[Lie] Sighs as she looks at her pokemon- Looks like somebody needs a bath...

[Sweet Alex] I'm Sweet Alex. Nice to meet you!

[Crim] - tips head in confusion - What bath?

[Lie] - It's how most animals get clean. Usually with water

[Mix] Is where you go in water and scrub scrub scrub.

[Crim] Water? Not with tounge?

[Sweet Alex] Does water hurt you Crim? The Ender dragons can't even touch it.

[Lie] - It depends, most animals will use their tongue, but us humans use water

[Sweet Alex] And most of the Herobrines like a lava bath.

[Crim] - thinks - Lava? Warm soft rock?

[Crim] Water.... Blue sting stuff?

[Lie] - Hot soft rock

[Sweet Alex] It's red and orange and goopy? So water hurts you? Okay.

[Crim] - nods - Lava warm & soft, good to sleep in. Also tastie. - licks lips.

[Lie] - ... Okay then

[Sweet Alex] Holds up the tumbleweed- Lie? Could you mix this with a nether plant? Make it red and soft like netherwort for our friend?

[Lie] - I can try- She takes the plant and begins focusing

[Crim] - stands on back legs to watch

[Lie] The plant shifts to red and gets a bit softer- Is this okay?- She puts it down

[Mix] -bouncing on heels a bit-

-The ruddy block looks like a star from the sides and top and the wind catches it slightly. Making it scoot enticingly along.

[Sweet Alex] Cool! Better make more then one though. In case it gets away! - chuckles

[Crim] - drops down into a crouch, watching the plant move.

-worttumbler- scoot scoot scoot

[Mix] -scratches at shoulder a bit-

[Lie] Focus' on making another one-

[Sweet Alex] Are you okay Mix?

[Crim] - does butt wiggle and creeps toward it

-worttumbler- scoots up against a bit of protruding dirt and goes slightly to the side as the sea breeze catches it-

[Mix] Hm? -Pause in scratch- I think? My back is kinda itchy. But my stone probably isn't done growing.

[Sweet Alex] You're growing a stone? Is that normal?

[Crim] - suddenly pounces on the thing, bitting it. He growls and exhales, only to have the thing burst into flames.

[Mix] -Turns and gestures at the Glowing emerald in between her shoulderblades- Mhmm!

[Lie] - I'm just glad you're doing better Mix

[Sweet Alex] Is looking at the crystal with concern and then jumps at the sudden flames- Crim!

[Crim] - starts biting and chewing it up, as fast as he can.

[Sweet Alex] Oh! Is it tasty?

[Mix] So am I. I was.. really super tired. *watches Crim before producing another weedy mass and setting it down curiously. scoot it toward Crim with foot

[Crim] - nods as he finishes it. He sees the new one and starts stalking it.

[Sweet Alex] Is it okay for him to have that one Mix? It looks spiky.

[Lie] Has made a couple more wortweeds-

[Crim] - stands up, does a hopping prance then leaps on it. This time he doesn't bite it, just claw at it.

[Crim] - rolls over as the wortweed crumbles, landing near Sweet Alex on his back.

[Sweet Alex] Goes for the belly rub with a giggle-

-There's a soft snuffling noise from the back of the house-

[AVulpix] Hears the noise and runs around to the back side- Vul?

[Crim] - snorts and wiggles around for a few, before rolling over. He's rumbling softly.

[Mix] -Seems to tune back in on everything and hums- Huh?

[Sweet Alex] You're such a nice dragon-

[Crim] - still rumbling - Crim good.

-A rather large and oddly shaped shadow leans around the side of the house with a quick snuffling noise and then a loud growl.-

[Gk] growls- I smell weird male dragon...

[Lie] - So, any plans for today Mix?

[AVulpix] - Vul! Vul!

[Mix] Mostly been going around doing everything! So much to do! So much to see... Also have to hunt NK down...

[Sweet Alex] Flicks his tiny nose as he gets too close to her and Crim to sniff the smaller dragon- Gk!

[Gk] Grrrrrrr

[Crim] - scrambles to his feet, backing up.

[Lie] - GK, he's still young...

[Sweet Alex] Stands and puts her hands on her hips- Gk! You behave! He's just a baby and he hasn't even got any wings!

[Gk] Coils up a little but he's still frowning. - E's a nether dragon...

[Lie] - All the more reason for you to be nice to him, he needs a mentor

[Sweet Alex] And you hate the Nether!

[Gk] Grumbles-

[Crim] - growls softly as smoke puffs out his nose. - Crim good!

[Gk] Snorts and spits a skinny stream of pure lava in a long arc into the water nearby, making a tiny patch pop and boil-

[Sweet Alex] Stop that. You know he's no threat to you.

[Mix] Baby. -Just turns a bit and looks off into the distance, starting to get antsy again-

[Crim] - turns to watch, then hunkers down. More smoke is rolling out his nose.

[Gk] Ruffles his tentacle wings like an aggravated chicken.

[Sweet Alex] You be nice Gk.... or else!

[Lie] - Do I need to get Endrea?

[Gk] Or else what?

[Sweet Alex] I... I won't make you anymore cookies!

[Gk] Sharp hiss and hunkers down- I don't like this....

[Crim] - lunges forward and spits a little ball of fire at GK.

[Gk] His head shoots out like a viper and he eats the incoming ball, there's a moment of pregnant silence and then he lets out a gigantic burp-

[Sweet Alex] Crim!

[Crim] - flinches, then turns tail and runs towards the trees.

[Sweet Alex] Dashes after him - Crim! Come back!

[Gk] Looks even more annoyed now- runt...

[Lie] - GK why?

[Gk] He went after me first. I'm not apologizing.

[Crim] - climbs up the nearest tree and hides in the leaves.

[Sweet Alex] Stands at the foot of the tree - It's okay! You're safe! Just don't go picking fights with bigger dragons like that!

[Lie] - GK he's a baby still, it's like if Oak attacks you, or Ashe

[Gk] Swishes his tail - Oak and Ashe are not nether dragons...

[Lie] - Why does that make a difference, hadn't you wanted to meet another Nether dragon? I seem to recall you saying that at one point

[Crim] - crawls higher up - No. Big biter bad.

[Gk] Back then... I just wanted to know I wasn't alone... not just some.. freak...

[Sweet Alex] He can be. But he's also my friend. He's probably just jealous.

[Lie] - So you'll act an uncle to some but not others? GK, Crim has nobody, we found him on the other seed. He doesn't have a parental figure

[Crim] - hiding - No, he like other bigs. Bite, step, mean. Crim won't let bite or steps.

[Gk] Has the very slightest hint of shame on his goat like features and harrumphs.

[Lie] - Don't make him feel like an outcast GK

[Sweet Alex] he's just emotional, he lets his instincts get the better of him sometimes

[Gk] Looks away- I'm old Lie... Don't need some pup to take me out. Gotta show I'm still heathy enough to fight....

[Lie] - There are other ways GK

[Gk] Curls up so he doesn't have to look at anyone-

[Sweet Alex] Crim? Please come down. I won't let Gk hurt you. He cares about his friendship with me too much for that

[Lie] - GK, not every leader earns their position by being the strongest. Don't you hear how Sweet Alex is describing you? You don't need to fight any of them

[Crim] - snorts, but slowly crawls down. Lands next to her.

[Gk] Ruffles his wings, he's obviously unsettled-

[Lie] - Do you really want to disappoint Sweet Alex? Endrea? The little ones?

[Sweet Alex] Hugs Crim around the neck- you're okay

[Gk] Tiny growl

[Crim] rumbles - Crim good.

[Lie] - Don't confuse the child GK, be there for him like you are for Ashe, for Willow and Oak, how you were there for Endrea

[Gk] Very quietly- I'll think about it...

[Lie] - I know you'll make the right choice

[Gk] more grumbling. But he does show his face under one wing-

[Lie] - I have some trading to do in the village, I'll check in on you later, okay?

[Gk] Snarky comment too quiet to hear. Probably along the lines of 'yes mom'.

[Lie] - I can still hear you mentally GK

[Sweet Alex] Scratches Crim under the chin- Shall we go back and introduce you properly?

[Gk] Pppppppthhhh-

[Crim] - sighs but nods

[Sweet Alex] Leads Crim back over to Gk and Mix-

[Gk] Watches Crim from under his wing-

[Sweet Alex] Change! You're scaring him-

[Gk] Snort!

[Sweet Alex] Gk.....

[Gk] Shifts back to his human form. He's a rather small brine. Him and Sweet Alex are only a block and a half tall each. His hands are in his pockets and his expression is a bit sour-

[Crim] You like others, big and small. No scare Crim, I goods.

[Gk] We'll see. I'm the designated babysitter around here, and if I'm sitting, what I say goes.

[Crim] - frowns - Then no steps, no bites. Crim goods but not allow hurts again.

[Gk] Don't attack me a again and I won't.

[Crim] No scares then.

[Gk] Grumbles - no scares...

[Sweet Alex] Good. And I'll be watching to make sure you keep that promise.

[Gk] Grumpy noises-

[Crim] - nods - Will tries hard. - rumble purrs.

-Bird noises, Firebird is looking for the CN at Lie's house-

[CN] Is working on making another wooden sword at a crafting table in the workroom-

[Firebird] -Plops a bit and fiddles door before hopping inside-

[CN] - Birdy!

[Firebird] -Chirp-

-Firebird scuttles up to CN-

[CN] Turns back towards the crafting table- I have to make another sword... Mine broke... Again...

[Firebird] -Plop head against table, thoughtful look as shuffle wings- ... Why not make a better sword with higher durability?

[CN] - They're too heavy- He pulls the new wooden sword off of the table

[Firebird] Fair enough... What about Unbreaking enchantments?

[CN] Shrugs- I don't know how

[Firebird] Here, I'll help. Lets go over to the enchanting table and see if it offers that..

[CN] Carries the sword over to the floating book and grows a bit nervous as it turns towards him-

[Firebird] Don't worry kiddo, here, set the sword here. *Gesture before tapping the book a bit

[CN] Does so and then jumps back a little-

[Firebird] Lets see... Lets see... Efficiency... No.... Knockback...

[CN] - What do those do?

[Firebird] Effeciency is meant for tools. Makes things work faster.. Knockback sends whatever you hit further. ...Bane of arthropods? Huh. Still no... Ah! Here's unbreaking... Can't tell what version though...

[CN] - Arthropods?

[Firebird] ..I think that's spiders. Not sure.

[Firebird] -Enchants sword with unbreaking-

[CN] Gasps- It's shiny!

[Firebird] Mhmm! *Return sword to CN

[CN] Swings it a couple of times, his eyes focused on it's shininess-

[CN] - So what did you do to it?

[Firebird] Enchanted it with unbreaking. It'll take longer to break now, so you won't have to build a new one anytime soon bud.

[CN] - Cool! So what are we doing today?

[Firebird] Dunno, anything you want to do? I didn't plan anything today.

[CN] Shrugs- Lie went out early and I don't know where the big meanie is...

[Firebird] I could take you for a fly.

[CN] Perks up- You could?

[Firebird] Mhmm!

[CN] - Let's go! Let's go!

[Firebird] I'm pretty sure I can lift you.

[CN] Bounces a bit eagerly-

[Firebird] Well lets go outside! *scuttle scuttle

[CN] Puts the new sword in his inventory and follows-

[Firebird] -Swoosh up into the air outside, thoughtfully staring at CN-

[CN] - So how will you carry me?

[Firebird] Like this! *swoop down and hook talons around CN's shoulders, lifting him up into the air

[CN] Yelps but settles down quickly as the ground passes beneath them-

[Firebird] Nothing like being in the air...

[CN] - ... Could I learn how to do this on my own?

[Firebird] Hm... Not sure... You'd have to ask Doc, probably.

[CN] Huffs and pouts a little-

[Firebird] Hmmm? What's wrong? Don't like talking to Doc? *droop head to look at CN while flying

[CN] - They led to DN being killed... He was my friend...

[Firebird] He was downright insufferable to everyone else, CN. You just got lucky, I guess... *lift head and rise some more in the air

[CN] Spots familiar sights from above- Everybody looks so small...

[Firebird] Yeah... It's also so quiet up here.

[CN] - Huh, I guess your right... It's always noisy and busy around Lie's house

[Firebird] This is probably the quietest spot, beyond maybe at the bottom of the ocean? Dunno.

[Firebird] I used to fly a lot on my seed. Just watch everything.

[CN] - I don't know any other seeds... Well, there's the one with all the other NOTCH's... But otherwise, this is the only place I've been

[Firebird] You could go exploring, if you wanted.

[CN] - I'm not strong enough... The mobs would just end up killing me

[Firebird] Hm.... With company then.

[CN] - But who? Lie is busy with all of her plants and animals, and Big Meanie is out of the question...

[Firebird] Make some friends and wander. I might, maybe.

[CN] - But everyone around my age doesn't want to leave the village!

[Firebird] Then fuck them. *soft bird snort and swoop down a bit

[CN] - Big Meanie says that word a lot... What does it mean?

[Firebird] Depends how it's used. Could be rude, or sexual.

[CN] - I don't understand...

[Firebird] Maybe when you're older.

[CN] - Okay, where are we going?

[Firebird] Just around. You want somewhere specific?

[CN] Shakes his head-

[Firebird] Alright. -Swoooosh

[CN] Is just looking at everything-

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hobbithabitthings-blog · 8 years ago

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Falling Stars (4)

Pairing: Slight Lindir x reader and Fili x reader in here. Send me your requests! Word count: 2404 (lmao its so long im sorry) Summary; You just wanted a normal day for once but turns out you just can’t and end falling into middle earth and accompanying Thorin’s epic quest Warnings: Swearing, oblivious!modern!reader A/N: Hey guys I promise this chapter is actually good unlike the last one lmao. Also there’s a little lindir x reader in here so be warned haha.

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Everything hurt, and when you said everything you meant everything. Even your arms hurt and you were given the lightest pack!

You wished the ponies hadn't run away... Or you know, eaten.

It wasn't your fault you had stumbled upon the trolls when you went to pee, they just sort of popped outta nowhere carrying away the company's ponies. Your brain couldn't even process what you saw and to top it all off after Kíli, Fíli, and Bilbo found you hiding near a fallen log, the princes forced you an Bilbo to go check them out. Some friends they were!

The trolls were probably the most ugly things you had the pleasure of gazing upon and you certainly did not want to 'check them out' as Fíli put it. You weren't a warrior or Bilbo's size and so once the two of you stealthily padded over to where your captured ponies where, the one sharpening a knife, William, had spotted you.

Bilbo of course-that lucky bastard, escaped once Tom, the one with the cold, snatched you up by the ankle.

You really hated your life right then.

Though, just as the trolls decided to make you into a pie, your heroes, beards and all, came to your rescue. Yet, as brave as they were it didn't go as planned and poor Bilbo almost had his limbs ripped off. And so, you were all shoved into burlap sacks while some of the dwarves were strapped onto a spit. You were included in that bunch lucky enough to roast on the fire and strapped on under Bofur's stinky feet and above Dwalin's tattooed head. You made sure your feet dug into his back each time he complained about your own smelly feet or how the fire singed his skin.

But, as always, Gandalf came to the rescue just as the sun rose and cracked the giant stone. Just like in Narnia! Anyways....

Now you had no ponies, and that meant you could feel the full wrath of your Converse shoes plus thin socks. Helllooooo blisters!

At first you didn't think it was such a terrible idea to walk the rest of the way, like, Erebor couldn't be that far away right? Also, the weather wasn't terrible and although you hated walking, it was better than getting sore muscles from ridding a pony all day.

Boy, were you wrong.

The first bad thing to happen besides the trolls of course, was the strange other wizard with bird shit in his hair and screamed about evil and spiders and shit. The only good thing that came out of the chance encounter with Radagast the Brown was that Fíli and Kíli had the balls to actually apologize to you for forcing you to meet with the trolls. You gave them each a good punch to the stomach, not that it hurt them in anyway at all...Really, it hurt you instead to the point of your knuckles bruising.

Damn those dwarves! At least they gave you kisses upon your injured fist and a group hug that left you gasping for breath when they squeezed too hard.

At first you thought nothing about the howls that echoed around the forest but after a wolf, which most definitely was not a wolf, nearly killed poor Bofur, but your Hulk with tattoos whacked it over its head with his intimidating axe before it could do any harm.

And now you were running. That's right, running while the Company and you bolted across the land covered in yellow grass to God knows where.

It was no secret that you weren't the most athletic human being to ever live, but sometimes a girl gotta lift some weights every now and then. So in no way you were considered weak(at least for human standards) but running! You despised running.

Goddamnit, I knew I should of used the treadmill, you thought gloomily.

"(y/n)! Keep up!" Thorin barked, yanking you from your horrid thoughts of impeding doom.

"I could if I didn't have short fuckin' legs." You hissed under your breath while picking up your pace.

You legs burned but the thought of being consumed by an angry pack of oversized dogs and strange mutated goblin things kept you going. That is, until you were surrounded by the snarling beasts.

Oh, what have you gotten yourself into?

"(y/n)!" Thorin shouted, snatching your arm to pull you out of the way as one of the wargs charged.

His blade easily sliced through its pelt and you winced as the beast fell. You sure hoped you'd never be on the receiving end of his blade...

"Stay behind me," Thorin ordered, glancing behind his shoulder. "I intend to keep you alive."

"Great." You breathed, glancing behind you to see if there was another escape rout. There wasn't anything but rock behind you. Or so you thought.

"This way, you fools!" The sudden voice of Gandalf ordered, his pointy hat popping out from the rock.

You didn't hesitate in throwing yourself into the alcove of rock, desperate to escape the threat of a having your face ripped off. Try explaining that to your mother once you returned home.

The rest of the dwarves and Bilbo barreled in after you, some of them landing right on top of you. Namely Bombur.

For some reason the idea of getting squashed by a massive dwarf was better than being eaten in your mind. Maybe it was because Bombur gave you food. Yeah, that was it.

Anyhow, with a devious smirk from Gandalf and moody grumbles from the dwarves, you all piled into the narrow passageway that smelled like wet rock and moss. You tried you best not to trip over the stones that jutted out on the path, but it happened every so often anyways. Thankfully Fíli caught you each time.

"Careful, lass." He chuckled, blue eyes twinkling. "Wouldn't want ya to hurt yourself."

"I'm surprised I haven't yet." You laughed. "Knowing my luck I'll probably be sliced into pieces soon, or thrown off a cliff, or maybe eaten..."

You missed the flash of worry present on Fíli's face, too occupied with trying to maneuver safely out of the crevice, or as you deemed it, a secret passage. You for one wanted to get out of the small space as quickly as possible.

And as if someone answered your prayers, the passage opened up to probably the most beautiful thing you'd ever seen. You let out a gasp and wandered to the edge of the small cliff that led into the valley.

"The Valley of Imladris," Gandalf spoke. "In the common tongue it is known by another name. Here lies the last Homely House East of the sea."

It was gorgeous and magical all at once from what you saw, with it's ornate buildings built upon the various rivers and cascading falls. Already you could feel the spray of the waterfalls from up on the ledge, a bubble of excitement building inside you.

The rest of the dwarves seemed to be as mystified as you were but after a few angry words from Thorin in that harsh language of theirs, they were snapped out of the spell. You, not really giving two shits about what Thorin said, happily trotted along with Gandalf who led the line of dwarves down the pass and onto the beautifully carved bridges.

"Gandalf?" You said dreamily.

"Yes, dear one?"

"What is this place?"

"It is called Rivendell in the common tongue. The elves call it Imladris." The wizard answered with a smile.

"Elves?"

Your second question was left unanswered as you crossed a final bridge and into a courtyard. Trees with shimmering green and golden leaves swayed around the circular area, the rushing river hugging the left side of it. You spun around and breathed in the sharp mountain air as it rustled your hair, the scent of lilacs lingering as an after taste. If magic had a smell this would be it.

Just as you did another spin to memorize the scenery, a man with long brown hair with a silver diadem placed upon his brow, gracefully descended down the steps towards the Company. He wore a purple robe, but as he got closer you realized the cloth wasn't just purple; t was black and silver and gold, and the deepest shade of something similar to purple that you could not name. It truly was magic.

In your confusion to name the color of the mystery man's robe, you also took note of his not-so-human like ears. They were pointy. When Gandalf mentioned elves your mind took the courtesy of imagining little tiny people with brightly colored clothes with golden bells and pointed shoes, not drop-dead gorgeous men with long flowing locks.

"Mithrandir." The elf called.

"Ah! Lindir!" Gandalf greeted, placing his hand on his heart, the elf doing the same.

The rest of the conversation went right over your head as the two fell into some other kind of language you couldn't hope to comprehend. It sounded nice though. Much more gentle and smooth compared to what the dwarves spoke, like comparing water to rock.

At least while they spoke you could dreamily stare at 'Lindir', as Gandalf called him. Unfortunately it didn't last long since the sudden sound of a horn being blown echoed around the valley. An iron fist wrenched you away from Galdalf's side and threw you into the center of a smelly dwarf circle along with Bilbo. The dwarves all bared their weapons as at least 50 horses surrounded them, towering over the party.

They were all so pretty even if the carried swords and spears.

You were too lost in your thoughts and overwhelmed by Rivendell and its inhabitants to notice that the Lord of Rivendell had welcomed you with open arms. Too overwhelmed it seemed that even as the company followed Lord Elrond up the stairs, you didn't even notice.

"Excuse me, my lady." A soft voice spoke as you leaned over the edge of the courtyard to peek at the running river.

You whipped around, you fascination now fixed on a certain elf who stood before you. He was even more impressive up close and seeing his near perfect self you realized you probably looked like utter shit. Dirt covered your clothes and shoes and you probably had mud streaked across your forehead along with a couple of bleeding scratches you hadn't bothered to worry about. In all honesty you were surprised you were even allowed in here. Speaking of not being allowed in places...where did your friends go?

"Um...hi?" You stuttered, faltering under Lindir's intense gaze.

"I do not mean to be insensitive, my lady, but you are not a dwarf." He stated, his head tilting to the side. "Why would a human girl such as yourself be traveling with them?"

Why indeed, you thought bitterly, flashes of that night where you had fallen into Middle Earth spinning inside your head.

You shrugged and gave Lindir a wry smile. "Dunno, it wasn't like I had much of a choice."

Lindir's puppy dog eyes widened. "You were kidnapped?"

"What? No!" You laughed, scratching the back of your head. "It's just-it's a long story and I'd probably bore you out of your mind if I told you. Plus you'd never believe me."

Lindir gave you an empathetic smile and brushed a pale hand over your shoulder, the touch sending shivers through you. "Come, I will bring you to your friends, and if you wish you may tell me your tale while we walk."

"Oh, o-okay.." You said, blushing a fiery red that put tomatoes to shame. "Your name is Lindir right?"

"Yes, my lady." He said, folding his arms behind his back as you both climbed the marble steps.

"That's a nice name." You said without thinking. After processing what you did, you hurriedly blurted out something before Lindir realized what you said. "My name is (y/n), by the way. Not that you care or whatever. Just thought you should know since you keep calling me 'my lady'. I'm not a princess or anything...ha..ha.."

You swore at yourself for rambling. Goddammit (y/n), this is why people think you're crazy!

"(y/n)." He repeated as if testing to see how it sounded on his own tongue. You blushed again. "A lovely name for an equally lovely lady."

You swore you just had a heart attack. This man- or rather elf, was a smooth talker and eye candy. Though, he was probably just being nice. I mean, you looked like a hobo and you were a guest and all. You sighed.

Oh well, at least you could say you got complimented at least once by a hot guy even if it was just out of hospitality.

As Lindir escorted you through the swirling designs and patterns of Rivendell, you couldn't help falling a little in love with the place. It was so peaceful and lovely here, much different from your journey here and the urban life back at home.

You rounded another corner and Lindir stopped in front of an ornate looking door. Flowers hung from the ceiling, framing the wood and you reached out to thumb a scarlet petal, marveling at the color.

"This is your room Lord Elrond has provided you, lady (y/n)." Lindir smiled, pearly white teeth flashing behind his lips. "A bath has been drawn and clothes are laid out for you if you decide to dine with Lord Elrond and your Company tonight."

Your heart swelled at his kindness. "Thanks Lindir."

He bowed his head in acknowledgement, his hand unclasping from behind his back to reach for your own. His soft hand held your forearm with a certain tenderness and swept down towards your wrist, his nimble fingers brushing against the fragile bone, then finally down to grasp your hand in his, knuckles faced up. Meeting your eye, he brought your hand to his lips and placed a gentle kiss upon your bruised knuckles, much like how Fíli and Kíli did earlier that day.

"I hope to see you at dinner, (y/n)." Lindir murmered. "You still have not told me your tale, and I wish to hear it."

"Alright." You hummed sheepishly, your face matching the scarlet flowers that hung from the potted plants.

With one last smile, Lindir turned gracefully on his heel and disappeared down another corridor, his purple robes and his dark hair flowing behind him. You couldn't help the dopey smile that lingered on your lips.

Rivendell was rockin'.

#Thorin's Company #thorins company x reader #the company x reader #the company #hobbit x reader #the hobbit #fanfic #reader insert #Lindir #grumpy thorin #thorin oakenshield #lmao i died writing this #dwalin #fanfiction #the hobbit an unexpected journey

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sketchy-vore · 8 years ago

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Undertale AUs I’ll probably never use!

So yeah, I’m great at getting a bunch of ideas but never really doing much with it. Since I don’t really know how to change these into full-fledged stories, but some of you might like to fantasize about these, here are a few of the better (and more presentable) ideas.

1. Deserttale (Gaster Blaster Brothers)

This AU takes place in a post-apocalyptic desert-like world where civilizations fight over water.

In a big city that has taken claim over the largest sources of fresh water, a scientist is ordered to create a weapon to conquer more water-settlements so the city can control them instead. The scientist does what is asked, but as his creations, called Gaster Blasters, grow and start to show self-awareness he refuses to let them be used for military gain. When he tries to go into hiding he is promptly shot for ‘treason’.

When the government tries to take control of the two creations however, they quickly bump into a huge problem: The scientist could not speak, and he wrote and signed in his own made-up language. So they can’t use his notes to create more weapons (most of the notes were burned beforehand anyways), and the two existing creatures were trained in and would only answer to the doctor’s sign language. They do end up finding a use for the two brother creations though, as a method of execution.

The two creatures, especially the younger one, do have a strong instinct to kill ‘corrupted’ people (murderers, rapists, high degree abusers, etc.), and they find out the older of the two will do anything to keep his brother from harm. They turn it into some kind of game show (a la Hunger Games) where they send criminals (both major and minor, they pull straws to pick them) into a jungle enclosure where they have to run and try to survive, with the two creations on their heels, until all of them are dead. Usually, it takes just a day, once a month, with Papyrus impulsively (and not remembering afterward) going after the heavier criminals while Sans goes after the more ‘innocent’ people to spare his brother from doing so.

Frisk is a mute orphan living in the streets. They know the universal sign language that is used by the people, but ever since birth, they also know another kind of signing. It just came to them ever since birth, no one else understands it, and they sometimes mistakenly start to sign in it, especially when they’re nervous.

One day Frisk get’s caught for trying to steal some food and their number is drawn to be executed. They and about 9 other criminals are released into the arena, where they immediately scatter to get out of there before the two monsters are released. Frisk hides and it actually takes Sans quite a while to find them. When he does there is a short chase before he corners them. In panic, Frisk starts to plead for their life in their own sign language and Sans actually stops, confused. To keep up the show he pretends to eat Frisk whole, while actually keeping them safe in his jaws as he smuggles them into their stables.

Once Sans is sure no one will see the kid, he spits them out and Papyrus and he instantly start to feel a kinship with the child. In turn, Frisk’s brain starts to fall in tune with the two brothers. Their movements, their sounds they make, even the way the brothers glance at something/someone, it all makes sense to them. Eventually Frisk learns the codes that unlock the stable doors and shock-collars of their friends and they manage to escape into the desert outside the city.

After running for hours (and Frisk suffering under the burning sun) they decide to stop near a tiny settlement. It is built in the Ruins of a village that died out after it’s well dried, but the new inhabitants found a way to dig the old well deeper and be more thrifty with the new water source.

The trio decides for Sans and Papyrus to stay hidden in the dunes while Frisk goes to see if they can get their hands on food and water. Frisk get caught (again) trying to steal some apples, but this time by an elderly lady that gently scolds them instead. When Frisk admits that they don’t have a home or family to return to the lady introduces herself as Toriel and invites Frisk to stay with her. Frisk refuses and tells Toriel that they have to return to their ‘brothers’. After being offered and once again refusing for them and their ‘brothers’ to stay with her, she buys a bag with apples and a waterskin for all of them. She also gives Frisk 3 large pieces of fabric they can build a shelter from against the burning sun and freezing night: A long strip of red cloth, a blue, aras style rug with fluffy white tassels at the ends, and a blue and purple striped shawl.

They put the red fabric around Papyrus’ neck (so they don’t lose each other in a sandstorm), the rug around Sans’ rib cage (to protect and hide his fragile soul) and they themself wrap the shawl around their head (against the sun).

Before they can leave though, another tribe appears with the intent to take over the tiny oasis. Within the community of the Ruins there are only a few person that is both trained and able enough to fight off the intruders, lead by captain Undyne.

Undyne’s forces are too small and she desperately fights off the nomads to try and save her village, and then it turns into a struggle so her wounded soldiers can be brought back to safety. Witnessing the clash between the honest desire to protect her loved ones and simple greed, Papyrus’ instincts kick in and he rushes into battle. Sans and Frisk don’t have much choice to go after him.

The opposing forces rapidly grow frightened of these two strange, powerful creatures and their ‘rider’, and they quickly decide to retreat. They take Undyne back to the village, where they are met by it’s equally terrified inhabitants. Toriel, however, recognises the articles of clothing the trio is wearing. She introduces herself as the leader of the settlement and tells Frisk that, even though she now realizes why they refused her offer before, all three of them are more than welcome to stay with her. They accept this time.

Then Undyne and Papyrus quickly grow to be friends and battle-buddies, though she’s kinda pleasantly surprised that this ferocious war machine she saw before, is actually a giant, friendly skeleton puppy. Alphys, who is now the village’s scientist, used to work for Gaster, she was lucky to escape since Gaster thold her to get out of the city before he could start packing. Thus she actually knows the brothers inside and out, and helps to train them and bring out their full potential.

Together they’ll be going against the misguided Asgore (unstable after the death of his children during an accident with the escape of a few criminals) and his wicked and power hungry advisor, Flowey.

2. Sans’ soul (my only AU in which Chara is the actual bad guy)

I once talked about this one before. But recap for those that didn’t read that post:

Sans loses the fight in the genocide route. His body turns to dust, but his soul desperately refuses to die, to let this world be destroyed. The soul manages to escape Ebott when the barrier is scattered by Chara’s immense determination and frustration over having failed ‘the game’, and latches itself to the first friendly person it can find, allowing itself to be absorbed. Now this person has to learn to get along with a very bitter skeleton, share their body without looking weird and ridiculous, use monster magic in preparation for a battle with a possessed child, and stomaching more ketchup than human taste pallets can handle.

3. Mountain King (with G/t and some vore) (I even made a little song for this one!)

The villages of a mountain range are terrorized by a skeletal giant. The legends go that a god had betrayed his kin and thus was cast from heaven. Taken by bitterness and vengeance the god lost his heart and everything else soft and vulnerable on his body, leaving a cold, marble white skeleton to roam the earth for eternity. He is often called the King of the Mountains, because he is always seen wearing a royal blue cloak with a white-furred collar, and because he decides who lives or (more likely) dies if they dare to climb the mountains. If he is in a mild mood however, some have been known to survive if they win a game against him.

Frisk and Chara are two children living in an orphanage and care for each other like siblings (Chara is the younger of the two). Both have been brought there because children get a prophecy from the moment they are born, and those for Frisk and Chara were less than favorable.

Frisk: Your fate will be chosen by the mountain’s maw.

Chara: The person you love most will take the blade meant for you.

Everyone always looks at Frisk with pity since they are more than sure they’ll die in the mountains, or even by the King himself. Chara, on the contrary, is constantly shunned and people are always trying to drive them away out of fear that they might grow to care about them, thus making them the victims of the child’s prophecy. Chara is pretty bitter towards most humans because of this.

They are however always welcome at lady Toriel’s house. She is considered too old to adopt and properly care for any children, but Frisk and Chara always go there to keep her company and help around the house. Chara often wondered if Toriel wasn’t worried about their prophecy, to which she laughed and said that with whatever little time she had left in this world, she’d gladly give it to save them.

One day Toriel is out of firewood and Chara quickly volunteers to get more near the foot of the mountain. Frisk quickly offers to do it in their stead, it’s misty outside and Chara might be a little more helpful cooking then hauling around twigs and logs.

Because of the fog though, Frisk starts to wonder higher and higher up the mountain, only to realize how high up they are when they bump into a huge, skeletal leg.

Sans isn’t in the best mood because of the cold, wet weather, but he does end up challenging Frisk to a riddle game, because they’re just a lost kid. Each taking turns they both have to ask the other a hundred riddles, the one who answers most wins the game.

Frisk notices after about 60 riddles that they are losing, they aren’t that good at riddles and Sans has had way more experience with them. So in the hope to throw Sans off guard, they tell him a joke riddle. Sans is completely taken aback, his cold, sly composure cracks, and before Frisk’s very eyes, the feared King of the Mountains, starts to giggle like a child.

With a smile that now looks genuine instead of mocking, Sans informs them that for every one of those that can make him laugh, he’ll take away two of their losses. With some new hope Frisk keeps on playing the game, but they quickly lose that hope when Sans suddenly starts to ask way more complicated riddles, as if he really want’s them to lose.

Eventually Frisk just gives up, realizing they can’t win this anymore. Sans frowns at this and hisses that in that case, he’ll take his prize. He dangles them over his mouth, causing Frisk to freak out, and once he drops them in they faint out of fear.

When they wake up though, they’re inside a huge room, locked in a cage. Sans notices them waking up and tells them that he liked their jokes, so now they’ll be staying here until they stop amusing him.

The first days are extremely stressful, with Sans threatening Frisk’s life if they’re stubborn and unwilling to tell jokes. But after Frisk literally blocks up and faints because of the stress and Sans fails to recognize it for a while, Sans becomes a little more patient (as long as he can laugh at jokes instead if that guilt gnawing at the back of his mind over a tiny limp body in his hands).

As it starts to get harder to think of new jokes, Frisk also starts to tell stories. First funny things that happened to them, Chara and Toriel, then stories and even songs known by their village, and eventually Sans starts to show interest in their personal life, not just the things that make him laugh. He even shares some small talk when it relates to their stories.

Sans starts to grow fond of Frisk, putting their cage on the table instead of dangling high above the floor, looking for stuff to make the cage more comfortable, having meal times with them, allowing them to sit on him in the easy chair when they tell stories, ect. He also starts to get more uncomfortable when Frisk recites stories the village tells about him. He wants to give Frisk more freedom and see them being happy, but after everything that has happened he feels a bit awkward to talk about it.

Frisk, however, has been told their whole life that the Mountain King is heartless and apathetic towards others, so they don’t notice any of this.

Frisk usually tries to think out a routine for the day after before they go to sleep: Fists some funny stuff to get him in a good mood, then some calmer things to keep him content for the rest of the day. A few weeks after Sans first caught Frisk, they have a much harder time thinking about what jokes or stories to tell. They stay up all night trying to think of something until they hear Sans’ voice greeting them in the morning.

Frisk blurts out the first joke that comes to mind, but they mess it up and Sans has heard it already anyways. Sans get’s worried over Frisk’s behavior, and Frisk mistakes his look for displeasure. So they start to ramble out jokes (‘yeah, a sunburnt penguin, you told me that one‘) and pieces of stories (‘wait, does this one relate to that story where you and Chara got chased by chickens?’) until they start to slip into a panic attack.

Sans tries to reach for them, but Frisk scrambles back as they plead for their life and promise they can come up with more jokes, until they start to hyperventilate so badly that they faint.

When they wake up they are confused at their soft, glowing surroundings and the warm, blue liquid they’re sitting in, until they remember that Sans might have just eaten them, deciding they weren’t entertaining anymore. As Frisk starts to panic again, Sans gently confirms where they are, but also promises that ‘it won’t hurt’ and to ‘rest, it’ll be over soon’.

Frisk starts to cry at this, not wanting to die. Who is gonna take care of Chara and Toriel now after all? But Sans’ promise is a tiny bit reassuring (maybe he’s making it painless because he is a bit grateful for entertaining him for a while). Frisk eventually lets their hopelessness and exhaustion pull them back to sleep.

They wake up to a faceful of soft, white fur and blue fabric cozily wrapped around their body. It takes them a few confused seconds to realize that they are very much alive and not inside Sans’ stomach anymore, but wrapped up in his cloak on top of the easy chair instead.

When Sans returns into the room Frisk quickly hides under the cloak but Sans just lifts the edge to slide a plate with berries underneath with them, saying he understands if they’re scared, but he just wants to talk. He won’t be impatient though, they can come out in their own time.

Frisk is skeptical and scared at first, but they notice it’s not quite the anxiety that was ingrained into them over the past few weeks. They can hear Sans moving around but he doesn’t try to interact with them again, except to slide some nuts onto the plate for dinner. It’s only by the next day afternoon that Frisk gathers the courage to face Sans again.

Sans, in turn, is very careful around Frisk, staying low and close to their eye level and talking in a soft voice. He explains that Frisk isn’t just a form of entertainment to him anymore, that he didn’t mean to scare them that badly. He ate them to he could heal them more easily, taking away the trauma connections their brain made. That way they can make a clear decision with the memories of everything that happened between them, but they wouldn’t have any trigger reactions that could suddenly pop up anymore. He promises he will take them home, but he asks for a second chance, since he grew really fond of the child.

It does take a while and a lot of tenderness on Sans’ part, but they do end up properly becoming friends.

Sans starts to open up a little more to Frisk, telling that long ago he and the others were seen as protectors of the villages they roamed near. But one day a group of people started traveling around and killing them for payment, claiming to the villagers that they were evil and the villages were trapped under their tyranny. And after hearing it enough times, people started to believe it. They paid to have him slain as well, but no one had counted on Sans’ unusual strength. With the lies and fears having taken roots now though, many more came up the mountain to try and kill him. So Sans had decided never to trust humans or tolerate them so close to his home again.

In turn, Frisk also opens up about their worries about them and Chara’s prophesy. Sans wonders if that didn’t happen already though. After all Frisk took a blade (a small axe) when Chara wanted to take it (to gather wood) and Frisk had entered his maw as well, two times even.

Eventually, Sans takes Frisk back down the mountain to from where they can find their way back home. They are ready to let the kid go forever, only for Frisk to turn around and tell him they’ll see him again sometimes. Once they return they make up a story, and Frisk quickly becomes the child that got lost in the mountains and won an epic battle of words against the King.

In the meantime, Frisk juggles spending time with both Chara and Toriel, but also visits Sans regularly. The two grow even closer to the point where Sans doesn’t know what to do anymore without Frisk’s company, and Frisk starts to feel safe in Sans’ maw.

One day however raiders start to plunder the village and the sound of panic quickly causes Sans to rush over to make sure Frisk is safe. He scared most of the raiding troops away by showing his face and flings away any he can find in the village. He realizes the prophecies might not have been fulfilled yet when he finds Frisk freshly run through with a blade, the one responsible drawing back and ready for another stab. Sans get’s a hold of him though, but he decides it is a little more important to take care of Frisk than to exact some thorough revenge on the guy. So he gives him the deadliest stare he can muster before flinging the human as far away as he can.

Sans starts to panic at Frisk’s condition, but remembering their prophesy he gently slides them into his mouth and swallows. He hears a tiny whimper as he does so. He crouches down to look for the sound and gently questions if they are Chara. He manages to pry the crying child out from hiding a broken door and quickly reassures them that everything will be okay, and Frisk will be fine too.

Many people, especially the village leaders start to wonder what Sans is doing there, but he refuses to speak. At least until Toriel literally flings her cane into his face and demands to know where here children are. In the end Sans can sooth many people’s nerves when he finally regurgitates an unharmed and healed Frisk.

After that I don’t really know what I want to happen, but the villagers start to see Sans as more of a protector again, Toriel is allowed to take care of Frisk and Chara (as long as Sans provides for the family), and Sans slowly but surely turns into a jungle gym for the children of the village.

#undertale #Undertale AU ideas #Gaster Blaster Brothers #Unused AU

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