#so he just kinda throws it out when he's done until he sees raph eating shit from the garbage and he's like Ah.
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more people should indulge in the idea of donnie enjoying baking like. cooking is an art form because you can play around with it and add all types of things to make the flavor work. but baking? that's a science, baby. and ive seen the kind of funny squabbling cooks and bakers have about how different it is and i think itd be funny if donnie and mikey were weirdly petty about it
#personal#rottmnt#and i like the idea of donnie stress baking. its inherently funny to me#im thinking about how insane he gets about making the perfect sandwich in that episode he would LOVE baking#bonus points if he doesnt actually like sweets very much. its just for the joy of making it#so he just kinda throws it out when he's done until he sees raph eating shit from the garbage and he's like Ah.#and then he just leaves it out for them#he'd beam in pride about them liking it#its cute okay#ACTUALLY I MIGHT WRITE A CUTE LITTLE ONESHOT ABOUT THIS hmmmm
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Bayverse TMNT: a love confessing wedding (Leo x reader)
Summary: you meet the turtles and Leo falls in love with you, but never told you how he felt. you tell him the exciting news of the engagement, and he finds out who the groom really is. how will Leo stop all this and confess his love to you? read and find out!
Leo was in his room sharpening his katanas. he always thought about you every single day. he really wanted to tell you that he really loves you. the only problem is, he couldn’t say it due to the feeling of being rejected. he continues to sharpen his weapons, until he got a text. it was from you. it said: “could you meet me by an ally way? I have something exciting to tell you.” he smiles and heads out. as he got to the place you told him to meet you at, you finally made it and he smiles. “hey (Y/N). did April take you here?” you shook your head, and replied. “no. I walked. but I’m glad you came though.” you smiled and he smiles back. “um...so. you said you wanted to tell me something. what is it?” he was hoping it was about you telling him that you like him and such, but instead he got a different response that made him frown a bit. “I’m getting married. it’s next month. I’m sorry if I didn’t tell you earlier a year back. my fiance and I already have everything ready for it. it’s taking place in a large local church.” Leo stares at you frowning a bit with disappointment, but eventually shook it off acting like he is happy to hear about it. “oh! um...that’s wonderful to hear. I’m so happy for you.” he smiles a bit and you look at him smiling. “yeah. here’s the invitation if you’d like to come.” you give to him, and he nods thanking you. “well. I better go. I have ceremony practice to go to.” you say goodbye to him, but Leo stops you for a split minute, and he takes out a gift. “here. I made this for you. it’s not much, but....it’s something for you to remember me by.” you unwrap the gift which was wrapped in old newspapers, it reveals a rose origami. you stare at it, and you smile at him giving his gentle hug. “ thank you Leo. It’s lovely.” he hugs back and he feels like he doesn’t wanna let go. but still. he was still too nervous to tell you. you both say goodbye to each other, and Leo heads back home to the lair. his brothers notice how disappointed he looked. he sits down and sighs shaking his head thinking to himself that he should’ve told his confession earlier. but it may be a bit too late for that now. a month has finally passed, and it was the wedding day. Leo was putting on a tux that is big enough for him to fit into. it was a good thing Casey and April got the tuxedos for him and his brothers to wear. April walks up to him and notices how unhappy he looked. “Leo. are you okay? you should be happy about (Y/N)’s big day.” he sighs and responds. “I know I’m supposed to but....I just....I can’t...I love her...she means everything to me. I should’ve told her how I felt earlier before any of this.” April pats him on the arm and looks up at him. “you’ll find someone one day. don’t worry.” Leo nods, and everyone leaves to head to the church. Leo waits for April and Casey while his brothers wait in the shell raiser, until he hears a voice from a nearby window. he looks into it, and it was the groom yelling on the phone talking to someone. “I will make sure the wedding is a success. once I marry this woman, nothing will stop us! it’s not just for the money, but to also kill those damn turtles! I will not have our men blow their cover!!....No! I will not let them escape! I promise you that!.....yes, yes! I will take out the leader first! he is the most obvious easy target. okay look. the wedding is starting in a few minutes. I’ll see you after the ceremony.” the groom hangs up, Leo was in complete shock. this guy is up to no good. he rushes back to the shell raiser where his brothers are at. he takes off his tux and grabs his katanas. “guys! head on home! there will be no ceremony! I gotta stop this thing!!” his brothers were confused. but Leo didn’t want any long arguments about it for right now. “no more talking! I got a wedding to stop!” the wedding finally starts, and the priest start speaking. “Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the union of this man, and this woman in holy matrimony, before the presents of god. before we start, is there anyone here present who objects this ceremony, and wishes that these two shall not be-” Leo opens the doors, and yells out. “I object! stop the ceremony! I have something to say! it’s very important! I beg of you! just listen!” everyone gasped as they see him, (Y/N) stands there baffled. “Leo....why are you doing this?” Leo walks up to you, and takes a deep breath. the groom tries to push Leo away, but then he pushes the guy back. “please. let me say my peace.” the guy stops and stares angry at the turtle. Leo turns to you, “don’t marry this guy. he’s not a good guy for you. you deserve better than this. and....I...*clears throat* um....I-I wanted to say that....I love you (Y/N). I always have. I can’t spend another day without you....and I mean that.” you stare at him as you start to tear up a bit. “Leo...why didn’t you tell me?....” Leo sighs deeply, and responds softly. “it’s because of me being a mutant. I thought you wouldn’t like me back because of it....now you know....” you both smile at each other and you both slowly lean into each other about to kiss, but then the groom snatches you away from him. “enough games!!” Leo takes out of his katanas, and starts to threaten him. “let her go!! I know what you’re trying to do! I heard everything!! so who are you!!?” The groom looks at everyone, and back at Leo. “you wanna know?....” then there was silence. that is when the groom takes out a microphone and talks into it. “it is time boys. we got him now.” suddenly, a bunch of foot clan soldiers uncovered themselves from their fancy attire, and surrounds Leo. “that’s right! I am the son of the infamous Shredder! I had to do something so I can make him proud to kill you! I will bring your head to him once I am done with you!! you think you call yourself a man? than why don’t you come and face me!?” Leo’s eyes turn from subtle to seriousness and rage. “with pleasure!” and so the foot clan attacks and Leo takes them out single handedly, and the son of shredder attacks Leo in the face. it was an endless sword fight, and Leo at first was winning, but then his katanas get knocked down. he never knew how strong and very skillful this guy’s fighting style was. Leo was trying his best to defend himself, but from every cut and blow lead him to being vulnerable. you couldn’t help but stop watching the horror. Leo was on the verge to passing out of exhaustion and defeat trying to keep himself up. you try to stop your fiance from killing poor Leo, but then you get hurt yourself as you get hit back hard from the bastard. Leo witnesses it, and then he becomes very angry and literally beats the living shit out of the guy, and almost killed him. but thankfully, he stopped since he knows that being a ninja doesn’t mean he has to kill others for justice. he runs up to you although injured, he doesn’t care at all. all he ever cared was you being okay. “Leo!” you both hugged each other, and Leo apologizes many times but, then you stopped him by kissing him on the lips. “you know, I kinda need that.” he smiles and slowly gets up as they hear the echoes of sirens from a distance. “let’s go home. I really some medical attention. I know for a fact Donnie will help out with that.” you all head to the lair. thankfully, at least the wedding is over....in a disastrously way actually. a year later, you and Leo go out on dates, had your ups and downs during the relationship, but now, you finally decided to tie the knot. Leo was nervous of course. Donnie was chosen to be best man, and Mikey was getting a bit bored since he just wanted to eat the cake already. as you walked down the aisle, Leo couldn’t help but just stare. the ceremony was going well. and it was time to say the vows. Leo was trying to fight the tears. as he says his. “(Y/N), I have so many things to share with you that I couldn’t express. we may be different, and we may be judged by others in the outside world, but I will promise myself that I will never let anything get in between us. I will honor and cherish you, and spend our days together in our eternal lifetimes. I love you. and I hope our happiness will show that humans and mutants can live in peace and.....bring a new society that we all deserve.” you smile at him, and you say your own vows. “Leo. ever since we met, you were the turtle who never wanted to give up hope and take on the big responsibility as leader of your family. we always had great times spending our days getting to know each other and knowing we are different, we deserve a happy life. and I realize, we can’t live without each other. I will honor and cherish you, and I am happy that today, I call you my husband. I love you, and no matter who you decide to be, you are always human in my eyes.” you start to tear up, and the moment he wipes away your tears, he finally kisses you in the end. everyone cheered, and Mikey starts throwing a bunch of flower petals like a child “wooo! that’s my big bro right there!!” Raph rolls his eyes at him. “oh brother.” and so, you and Leo are finally happy being husband and wife and plus, hopefully mutants and humans may actually live happily together in peace. THE END (okay! and that was that! who should I do this next? Mikey, Raph or Donnie? I’d be happy to do more. had a lot fun doing this.) :)
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How would the turtles react to the poopy diaper prank???
A//N:My sister and i watched a few videos about this prank and we laughed a lot. But i laughed more when i imagined the boys getting pranked by his s/o with this.
Warning: Turtle dads!!!!💙🐢❤️🐢💜🐢🧡🐢👨👦👦
You decided to give him a good lesson as he wasn't paying much attention to your baby boy/girl. He would just check if he/she doesn't need anything and would go back to his training/work out/computer/video games. You've warned him that he needed to pay a closer eye on your baby, and he would promise to do so. And always forget later. You had an idea to make sure that he wasn't going to forget about it ever again. You set up a clean diaper and pour a mix of peanutbutter and Nutella and left the diaper on the floor next to the baby, who quickly used his/hers tiny hands to eat the yummy and gross looking mix. You made sure to leave him/her on the kitchen floor so he/she would get caught easily, and you went back to pretend you were doing something else. May the prank begin!
Leo:
The fearless leader was training with his swords at the dojo. So, there was no way he would be the one who caught that scene. Acttualy, it was Raph. The big red masked turtle went to make himself a proteine shake, when she almost stumbled on his cute nephew/niece sitten on the floor. He noiticed that he/she was eating something, from a diaper. He instantly clicked what that might be and began to piss himself off. Snorting a lot more than Donnie does. He went to get his brother, not taking the wide smile on his face.
"Hey, number one dad! Your son/daughter has a little surprise for ya at the kitchen!" He announced as he continued to laugh. Leo frowned confusedly and went straight to the kitchen to see what was the trouble. Now, Leo have seen lots of crazy or scary stuff in his life. But, none of it could ever make him give such a girly scream like when he saw his son/daughter eating his own poop from a diaper.
"Holy Bushido!!! What are you doing, c/n?!" He quickly got him/her from the ground and examined his/her mouth. There was nothing but brown pasta. "Oh man! Your mom is gonna kill me!" He said as he tried to clean up the best he could, Raph laughing all along on the background. "Raph! Quit laughing and go get Donnie! Jeez, i'm a terrible father." He lamented as the guilt fell over him. Until he heard your laughs and turned to look at you very confused.
"How do you like the Peanautbutter, Fearless?!" You teased him as you kept laughing along with Raph. He had a serious frown now.
"Did you two set this up??" He asked agrily.
"Don't look at me! I'm the one who found him/her." He said in defensive mode.
"I set this up, Leo! So you can learn not to leave our baby unsupervised. This is one of the things that can happen if he's/she's left alone." You scolded him and he looked down in defeat.
"Alright, i got it. Sorry, akachan." He said kissing his baby on the cheek and even got some of the Peanautbutter on his face. You went to give him a kiss and your mouth was covered on it as well. This day was last long remembered and brought lots of laughs when brought back.
Raph:
The big cuddly teddy bear was in the middle of a work out section, when Leo, who was only going to take a bath, found his little nephew/niece sitten in there, with a "dirty" diaper on it's hands and his/her mouth covered in brown pasta. He got instantly disgusted, and next, furious. He had the feeling that Raph couldn't handle himself all of the responsabilities of having a baby in his life. He grabbed the baby in his arms and brought him/her to the gym, where he leaned the small being to his father who turned at them confused.
"What happened?! Why is his/her mouth covered with goo??"
"You should've known! You're his/her father, Raphael! I found him/her eating from the diaper." Said the older brother angrily. Raph's eyes widened when he told him what that goo might be. He quickly took the baby in his arms and looked around desperatly.
"Shit! Literaly shit!!! What am i gonna do now?? Uh, i know! I gotta clean him/her!" He rushed to the kitchen with the baby and placed him/her on the sink. He took a lot of tissues and used to wipe the infant's face. "Shell, i am totaly sleeping on the couch tonight."
"You would if it was for real." You said as you showed up at the kitchen with a vitorious look. He looked back at you and then to the baby, trying to figure what was happening. "That's not poop, Raph! Don't worry, he'll/she'll be okay."
"Damn! Ya gave me a scare here!" He exclaimed with a hand on his chest. Relieved that his son/daughter wasn't acttualy eating his/her own poop.
"Unless you want this to happen for real someday you better keep and eye on him/her."
"Alright, i needed a little helper at the gym anyway." He said and the two of you chuckle as the baby pointed to the Peanautbutter jar, wanting more of it.
Donnie:
Mikey was the one who found the baby at the kitchen when he was going to make himself a snack. When he saw that mucky substance spread all over the baby's mouth and tiny hands he entered in shock. He have heard that kids can make a mess, but this was riddiculous! And kinda funny too. He went to get his brother at his lab, who were working on another project.
"Uhhhhhh... Brah?! I think you should see this." He couldn't find the words to say that his son/daughter was covered in poop.
"Not now, Mikey! I'm very busy." Said Donnie in a serious tone.
"But, brah, this is serious. It's c/n..."
"WHAT HAPPENED?! IS HE/SHE HURT?! PAPA'S ON THE WAY!!!" He panicked when he learn that it had to do with his baby and rushed looking around for him/her. He finaly found his son/daughter with his/her mouth and face covered with his/her own droppings.
"Nononononono!!! Oh my god! Spit that out! Spit it!" He said desperatly, and kinda loud which caused the baby to cry. However, Donnie was more preocupied with all of the germs and bacteria that he/she might have consumed and was ready to take him/her to his lab and perform a stomach wash on his baby.
Until you showed up to safe the day.
"Hey! Donnie, it's okay! This isn't real!" You tried to calm him down from the inicial scare.
"I'm sorry, what?!" He said in disbelief.
"I set the whole thing up. This is just Nutella!" You said taking the jar you used for the prank. He took a deep sigh as he calmed the baby down.
"Oh thank goodness! It's okay, c/n, daddy is sorry for screaming at you." He cooed as he pets the baby's back gently. "I took the lesson from this one, those projects can wait. The two of you are the best projects of my life." He said as he brings you for a hug with him. Nuzzling on you and then on his son/daughter, covering his face with Nutella too. "And, time for bath!"
Mikey:
The big sunshine turtle was on a Mario Kart maraton, totaly foucused on his game. Donnie was looking for a certain joystick that he remembered to have borrowed to Mikey. So, he went to look for it at his room. That's where he found his baby boy/girl making a mess with what was in the diaper and even putting it on his/her mouth. Donnie used all of his self control not to throw out to what he saw and went to call his brother.
"Jesus Christ, Mikey! You can't leave a child all alone like that! Just take a look at what he/she have done, gross!" He scolded his younger brother who paused the game and went to get to his baby. Almost passing out when he saw his little boy/girl looking like some goo monster from his comic books.
"Yuck! Baby, that's not for eating! You let it out, you can't let it in anymore!" He said as he picks the baby up and started thinking on what to do now. "To the shower! To the shower!" He demanded as he quickly took all of the suplies, like towels, wipes and rubber ducks. He filled the litte thub with water and places the undressed infant onto it, starting to use a sponge to wash his/her face. "That's it, buttercup! Daddy is screwed! You problably don't know what that means, but daddy is in big trouble. I think we should move and change our names, what do you think??" He asked as the baby laughed at the bubbles he made. The orange masked turtle chuckled at the innocent life he have created with the girl he loves.
And, speaking of you, you were standing at the door watching as he was being such a great father. "Isn't it as fun as playing with video games?!" You commented and he looked at you with puppy dog eyes.
"I'm sorry, angelcakes! I wasn't paying attention on him/her. I'm a terrible father. Do you forgive me??" He cooed as you came closer to them."
"Of course i forgive you, Mikey! Acttualy, this whole thing was a prank anyway." You confessed before laughing at him. He looked at you in disbelief but then began to laugh as well.
"Yo, girl! You really got me this time. Hope you're prepared for our revenge." He said looking at his baby with a little wink as he/she played with a rubber duck.
#i wheezed so hard making this#turtle dads#tmnt leonardo#tmnt raphael#tmnt donatello#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt bayverse#tmnt x reader#tmnt 2k16#tmnt 2k14
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very basic timeline of spy au
saphael past
simon gets assigned job by luke and says his goodbye to the sh gang (minus magnus for now?)
he flies over to raphs location and introduces hmself. and they meet and such.
so then its just super lowkey. simon makes contact with base to let them know hes okay
then they have dinner my god already so romantic i hate them
but then raphael leaves to see his lil bro (hes engaged!!) and to cover someones shift at work
he returns back to see simon still working bc “im a night owl” and then falls asleep on simon
simon smiles and gently closes his laptop and goes to sleep too. he drapes a blanket over them first and sets an alarm for raphael
raphael wakes up in the morning and has such a cheesy smile on his face like wth
but he gets up and then makes breakfast for him + simon for when he wakes and leaves
simon wakes up and is like?? what happened?? but sees the food and is like! AWWW
anyways he goes about his day but also gets kinda bored and he isnt sure where the tv remote is so he starts watching on his laptop
raphael walks in to see a nerdy boy crying as he yells “GO GET HIM” at his screen and is like??
simon tells him to come over obv. and raphael just says no and angrily stalks upstairs
and simon is curious. so he goes upstairs and is like what happened
and raphael doesnt say shit bc hes still a stranger
so simon just brings his laptop and he sits next to raphael even tho hes still at a distance they watch some movie
and honestly its so nice. and once again they fall asleep on each other.
anyways this adorable thing keeps continuing until THE FRIENDS come over
and simon is like!! gotta impress them even tho he and raph arent dating yet
but his friends come over for dinner and are all sizing up simon like. is he good enough and who tf is so special they would make raphael smile
they decide they like him. very much.
more just getting to know each other until one day simon is like. i want a tour of the city gimme
so thats what they do bc its raphaels day off or w.e.
and theyre going around and being SUPER cheesy but its fine. its not like raphael cares
theyre getting to know other random facts about each other like fave __ bc simon points to things and is like!!!!!!
then. they find vidia and just cant leave
he sits down and is like. i’ll wait for the parent to come so the baby isnt all alone
and raphael is about to say that no one is going to come this baby was/is abandoned
but he doesnt have the heart so he sits down next to him
is ofc v good with babies. simon is not but its fine
but it gets to be night and no one came but simon is adamant. so they stay ALL FUCKING NIGHT WITH THIS BABY (except for one time when they left to get food)
and again. no one comes so theyre about to leave but then raphael says fuck it and they take the baby with them (they’ll real with the legal stuff later)
and ofc simon is still simon so hes like. we need to name her, and also put up posters JUST in case
they do that. but for naming they are very very argumentative.
raphael says the last name is rose bc they found a rose next to her and she has such a nice rosy face and simon agrees
simon wants to name her something disney related like vidia [bc he saw it recently and it was THE BEST]
raphael is like no?? lets name her something proper.
they still argue but decide to call her vidia SOMETHING rose
w.e. they continue and then it hits simon...soon hes gonna leave
and he realizes he doesnt wanna leave. not raphael or vidia
anyways they keep tiptoeing around this love thing they have
and they keep falling for each other as time goes on
eventually one night vidia is sleeping and theyre just watching some show
and theyre cuddling and raphael just leans down and kisses the top of his head
and simon...doesnt move away
he looks up sure. and they make eye contact and slowly come in closer...theres music playing from the show...their lips meet...
they start a relationship
nothing really changes they just...kiss more
and then raphael is like?? i gotta take you on a proper date FUCK
so they go clubbing bc simon insisted
simon gets rlly drunk and like. hooks up with some guy he thought was raphael but in the morning realizes HE WASNT FUCK
he tries to play it off tho and lie to raphael
“i woke up in a parkng lot” or smth but he lies
he doesnt tell about his hooking up no....someone else does
and raphael gets SO angry
not at the hooking up but the lie and betrayal
he doesnt talk to simon for weeks
they have this weird relationship where they work together for vdia but not together...
it makes simon go crazy and he almost leaves
but he also gets sick of it so he gets raphael to talk
and they kinda make things better. they arent the same but they amend it a bit
then!! they also gotta go to a wedding (raphaels lil bro)
and simon is a p r o he gets the job DONE
he kills valentine and has a dance with raphael so a+ work tbqh
he lets his orginzaiton know. but asks for one more week to stay bc raphael
but then he overhears raphael talking [to camille whos also at the wedding] and learns that raphael is an assassin
but he refuses to believe it. he also goes home tho and the car ride is super awk but he refuses to believe it. or talk about it
when he gets home raphael goes into the shower and simon just. cant let go of the feeling. he goes into raphaels room and goes digging
finds a file. on him
raphael walks in and is like?? the hell are you doing but simon is so angry
he yells he screams he throws things and then he picks up vidia from the little crib and runs. just runs and runs.
he finds a bus stop and gets on it still running. from raphael. from everything.
he makes contact with lydia who get shim to a house
the end
the beginning
simon and vidia are chilling
when like simon gets scared suddenly and orders her to upstairs
its too fuckng late and someone breaks open the door
someone being raphael
vidia gets knocked out and when she comes to shes so ???
and raphael is cryptic like hello child who is my daughter
and vidia is just. not taking it. and is jsut really confused
but then a bomb suddenly goes off and simon thrusts her towards raphael
and they run
she gets knocked out for like the second time that day
when she finally comes to again raphael is bandaging himself up
(she is already bandaged up)
she demands to be let go and is just. no she doesnt know this person she needs to go save her dad
and he gives like a hallow laugh and tells her that there is no saving her dad
hes gone most likely
but vidia is still held in disbelief and just doesnt believe any ofit
in fact she doesnt even know whATS happening and so very slowly he tells her
well about the spying and that he and his father had a disagreement
(he doesnt say shit about camille)
she still is just very adamant on leaving and doesnt believe it (refuses to) and so she still demands to be freed
he frees her and lets her go
she walks around bandaged and so confused/lost as to where she is
she meets a nice lookng girl and asks for directions
the girl offers to how her the way and walks along with her
she asks what vidia is doing all alone and very hesitantly vidia just says that she + her dad got hurt and separated
they walk and the girl says that yeah shes an orphan too and you know. gets more information out of vidia
they get to the house [remains of the house] and just. everything is a mess
and she sees raphael arrogantly standing and is s o angry
and is about to tell him off
but all he does is hand her a file where there are actual pics + documents
and just. a part of vidia knows its makes sense with all the closed doors and whispers
and raphael also gently remains her that he’ll let her keep running if thats what she wants but he’ll still be following her/watching her
and vidia is just. really tired but shes also really curious and she kinda agrees
they go to the hq [aka hotel dumort] and vidia gets her own private room and wanders around for a bit
she gets so lost because everything is so big but finallly finds like. the kitchen and remembers oh shit i gotta eat
she eats
soon enough guess who comes strolling in?? lita
and vidia is so caught off guard and also so annoyed?? LIKE WTH
lita smirks and takes an apple watching her
she briefly explains with a smrik that shes a con artist. she knows how to manipulate and vidia get sso angry its so funny
i need more plot points but basically they train her and she gets to know lita + raphael and she finds out more about her past. and about the other relatives that know about it and is just so !? and then she also goes around stealing and fighting corrupt and fighting her father
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TMNT: Drinking Habits!
((You can change the pronoun if you please, if I say "she" or "her" just replace it with whatever makes you comfortable, thank you~)) (also you'll be some poor grammar here and there, I'll try my best to go over it and make sure it looks good.)
A few Notes: A few months after your 21st birthday, you picked up a little bit of a drinking habit, nothing too serious just almost every Friday night you go out and one night you decided to out drinking and drink a little too much, so instead of getting a cab you decide to walk through the park, with bottle in hand. One of the turtles have to go out and get you.
(I'll be using tmnt 2016 and I've aged them up, Leo 21, Raph 20, Donnie 19 and Mikey 18, there is nothing sexual going on, to me they do not really look like teenagers, in a way Mikey kinda does, that's just me, ENJOY!!!)
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Leonardo!
- Leo gets annoyed when you call him, because he knows, when it's 2am on a Saturday morning your drunk or wasted. - (y/n) "H-heyy Le-Leo... I think I'm at the park and I don't know where I am... can you help?..." Leo "Dammit (y/n)!... Okay try and stay where you're at... you really need to stop doing this...."
- He honestly cares about you and wants hang out when you decide to have a few drinks and he'll often as you to stay with him, when you wanna go to the bar. - "Please can you stay and hang out for a bit, eat some pizza, play some games?" Leo asked, you smiled "Sorry Leo, my human friends wanna hang out at the bar, maybe next time?"
- There'll be times he'll wait outside the bar, he knows you'll come stumbling out in a few hours and wants to get you home as soon as you can.
- He does get a little agitated when you don't listen to him, though you are quite drunk and don't want the party to end, so you kind of stumble off laughing.
- They're times where he has to chase you down and keep you from hurting yourself or something a lot worse might happen, you're surprisingly fast when your drunk. - (y/n) "I'm just having fun Leo, let's have fun!!" Leo tries grabbing your hand "H-hey! No we need to get you home!!!"
- Though there might be minor annoyances to come his way when escorting you home, sometimes he has to drag you home or throw you over his shoulder.- Leo "Hey quit pulling on my mask!" (y/n) "It's so blue~ it's a really nice color on... I like blu-!" You throw up down the back of his shell, Leo started yelling "WHAT THE HELL?! E-EWW!... It'll be okay, we're almost home..."
Raphael!
- Usually when you called Raphael is about to go to bed after a long day, he knows it's you because you set your ringtone on his phone to 'Livin on a Prayer' his eyes bloodshot from almost falling asleep. - Raph mumbling to himself "I swear if I didn't care..." he answers the phone "What?!..." (y/n) "Heey~... so I'm at some park and a guy is trying to sell me something, sho-... should I follow him?" Raph yells "NO DO NOT! I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!!!"
- It is a little bit of a chore to get you back home, you wanted to invite him and have fun, but being drunk you forgot he can't be seen, he'd let you pull on him, trying to get him to go out in public, he thought it was cute, there was a job to do and it was to get you home.
- Finding you in the park swinging on the swing set, he would laugh at you and knowing what would happen when you got off the swing, you'd start throwing up, he would pat your back wherever you did. - (y/n) "I'm... I'm fine-!" The sounds of you throwing up on on the merry go round, Raph smirks "Keep that up the kids will have nothing to play on."
- There would be times when you would start crying sometimes over little things like, accidentally forgetting to feed your pet one morning or how patient Raphael would be with you, he would smile and slowly but surely walk you home. - (y/n) "Why... Why would you come all this way to help me... your such a good turtle!" Raph smiled "Let's get you home now..."
- He would be in a grumpy mood when it comes to pick you up, he didn't really like it when you went out to drink, he doesn't trust people and would love to go to the bar with you if he could, just to make sure no one bothers you.
- He would tell you the party can continue at his place just to get you somewhere safe and in bed, there was a time when you two would just hung out to drink and eat some pizza, but lately you've been going out more and he is a little concerned about you.
Donatello!
- Donatello usually does late night projects, though he usually never gets calls when you're drunk, but when he does, it's always when he is working on something, it's an amazing coincidence you know when he's working. - Donnie "I swear when you're drunk you have psychic powers, I'm working on something..." (y/n) "Heeey... so I walked all the way to the park and I think I stole someone's puppy..." Donnie rolled his eyes "Okay I'll be there, just trying to stay in one spot."
- Donatello knows what to do and how to handle it, sometimes it's unpredictable what you'll do when he gets there to help, but seeing you safe was first priority, sometimes thoughts go through his head if he didn't make it in time, but luckily that's never happened.
- Getting you home isn't much of a hassle with him, he knows what to do, but sometimes, even though you're drunk he likes to talk with you and weirdly enough you remember it when you're sober and in a way, he is thankful that he talked with you.
- Pulling you along you'd sometimes stop pop shops to grab some food, Donnie was annoyed when you did so, he tries to avoid getting near any late night shops. - Donnie "What taking (y/n) so long?... she shouldn't be in there that long."
- Sometimes when you get home you like to wander around your place and Donnie feels like he should stay until you fall asleep, be it on the toilet or on the floor, he'll get you into bed, even if you fall asleep on the toilet.
- He usually leaves water and aspirin by the table next to your bed when you wake up, for the hangover and would rig your toaster to make toast in the evening or whenever you decide to wake up. - Donnie "Hopefully this hangover will make you stop drinking, at least for a while... a long while."
Michelangelo!
- Mikey is willing to give a helping hand if he can, he's happy you called him, even though you're drunk or wasted and he knows you can call anybody else, but he was the first person you thought of calling. - Mikey "Hey! You need something?" He smiled, (y/n) "Your voice is so cute, yo-your always so optimistic... I'm in a park and feeling hungry, save me Mikey!" Mikey giggles "I'll be there with some pizza!" (y/n) "My hero!"
- He'll bring leftover pizza or some fresh pizza and hang around the park with you, even though he knows you should be getting home, but he knows what he's doing and helps you the best way he can, drinking water and eating pizza with you. - (y/n) "This is so delicious it hits the spot..." Mikey "You... you uh didn't eat before drinking did ya?" He asked, (y/n) "Nope!"
- He does let you do what you want but if it seems too dangerous for him or to you he'll stop it and get you back, there is a limit and time he'll give you to have some fun, but if it starts to get out of hand, you have to go home.
- He'll let you go on the merry-go-round and it was your idea, he thought it would be funny seeing the aftermath and stood back after I was done spinning, luckily he decide to give you a light spin around. - (y/n) started throwing up and trying to talk as well "Wh-Why did you let me do this?!" Mikey was laughing "It was your idea!"
- After having an hour of fun, he took you back to his place, Mikey didn't want you to go home alone, so he let you crash in his bedroom, while he slept on the couch.
- And after having a well-deserved rest and sobering up, Mikey would make you breakfast or lunch, depending on what time you woke up. Mikey "Yo good evening! You look like shit, want some lunch?"
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How lovely, thanks Mikey....
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