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blackbutlerbitch23 · 2 years ago

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💖Now that I have some followers who cannot escape my feed and are forced to listen to me, I will rank my top 5 ships from Black Bulter from Worst to Best and explain why I placed them there. BTW my opinion is 100% correct, AND no, I do not take criticism. Buckle up your seat belts because this will be a long ride, and no, we're not gonna stop; you should have gone to the bathroom before we left. Now sit back, relax and HAVE FUN, EVERYONE!!!! 💖

5. Vincent & Madam Red

Aesthetically this couple is fantastic. Betrayal, drama, jealousy, and forbidden love. There's a reason why blue and red are often paired together. PRIME COLOURS, BABY. That's what the kids call colour theory 😎. ANWAY, this is the Angelica Schuyler (work, work) and Alexander Hamilton (lol, you defiantly threw away your shot) ship of the Black Butler community. Even the name Angelina looks and sounds similar to Angelica. They are a bisexual dream of "may I have a side of step on me" 👞👡. They would have been that couple. Yet, I gotta rate them at number five because even though they would be slaying it together (literally and figuratively *very clever jack the ripper and watchdog joke*🔪), it does reduce the intelligent and independent Madam Red into an "uwu notice me sempai" girl. She gets turned from girl boss (affectionate) into girl boss (unaffectionate). Like GURL, I know he is bad, but you are a Miranda in a world full of Nates. The Devil wears Prada because he has taste👠. He's not worth trying to stab an eye-patched child over.

7/10 - if I was Angelina, I would have poured red wine over Rachel's wedding dress because I'm petty like that👰🍷.

4. Mey-Rin & Ronald Knox

I KNOW WHAT YOU ALL ARE THINKING🧠. That's right, I'm telepathic AF. Call me Anya 2.0. "Didn't they only interact once?" Yes, and your point? I could sense the chemistry and potential oozing like a warhead from that singular interaction. When Mey-Rin said that was the first time she ever got hit on, I was shocked and appalled because that girl is a hot warrior queen 👑like some Victorian Hippolyta. If I was shot by Mey-Rin, I would thank her because that meant she noticed little ol' me. Ronald (lol nerd) may *technically* be a dead sociopathic playboy, but underneath all that, he is also a clumsy idiot with some pretty snazzy fighting skills like a certain maid ;)). They both rock the sexy geeky🤓 look, AND Mey-Rin deserves to be swept away by a man who understands the struggle of trying to impress your superior (and failing horribly) while cleaning out blood stains🩸. They are number four because I vaguely get some The Mister by E.L James vibes, which makes me break out in a cold sweat 😷🤢if I think about it for too long. Plus, they did only interact once. God, imagine having Grell as a mother-in-law.

7.5/10 - Call me captain because Imma go down with the ship like the Campania that brought these virgins together⚓.

3. Ciel & Sieglinde

Bubala, I want to get this out of the way before we proceed. I'm no Humbert Humbert. Miss me with that ❌Lolita❌ shit (although it's a fantastic book, shout out to my lad Nabokov). When I ship kids, it's in an "it would be cute in the future" way. I don't expect a thirteen-year-old and ten-year-old actually to date. Kapeesh? Anyway, this is also not a reflection of Elizabeth as a character. We can all agree that their relationship was doomed the minute Lizzy discovered that OCiel wasn't RCiel and proceeded to have one of the worst reactions possible™. She tried to kill Sebastian, ran away from home, and let a TEENAGER get arrested because she got Parent Trapped. Girl, you even knew he was innocent but go off sis🙄💅. You know, ✨everyday rich girl things✨. Sieglinde, our little green witch, adores Ciel for who is truly is, not the broken-down actor carrying around his brother's ghost. Our scientist saw OCeil at his lowest point and still came to respect him. She also was tricked by him but didn't try to get him arrested, so...🙄💅. I'm more of an On the grind 💪 appreciator than a girl boss, manipulate gaslight type. Gotta love a spider leg, girl.

Unlike Elizabeth, who has dealt with tragedy from a distance (and don't get me wrong, she hasn't had an easy ride. It's just more psychological/self-inflicted), Ciel and Sieglinde, these two pipsqueaks have been through hell and back but came out stronger. In short, they can relate to each other's pain more than others their age. Plus, she's super adorable and a genius who can keep up (and outsmart) Ciel and is unafraid to be herself. They might not win in a leg race, but they will destroy you on a chessboard♟️. The best girl in town deserves the worst boy in London 😈.

8/10- Don't witches 🧙‍♀️ love the devil or whatever? Hocus Pocus girl and contract boy can fangirl over the same demon together. Fandom goals

2. Diedrich & Vincent

Ah, Hello again, Vincent. You have shown up on this list more than the actual Manga. Anyway, WHEN I SAW THE PANEL, THE ONE WITH "THE DAYS SPENT WITH YOU ARE BURNED INTO A MEMORY," I WANTED TO CRY. OMFG. I LOVE IT SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖. They look so sweet together there🥺. I'm a bitch for dark English academia shit because I am basic AF. Like, don't come at me. I know dark academia has a somewhat problematic history, but Imma keep shoving it down my throat like how Diedrich shoves down those sandwiches😏. The relationship between Vincent and Diedrich is so angsty that I need some rain boots because it's pouring tears out here. Even years after Vincent dies, Diedrich remains loyal to him and tries to save his child (in his "I hate you but I serectly love you" way).

Now I can hear you exclaim, "well, Vincent basically enslaved German boy as his brother-servent thing," but let me tell you, if he wanted out, he could have just stayed in Germany, but that Guten Tag man kept visiting that fine British ass until the day that fine Britsh ass was burnt to a crisp. Vincent was hot until the day he died🔥. Diedrich even keeps a picture of their time together and thinks of it fondly, despite Vicent treating him like a lapdog. THIS MAN DIDN'T EVEN GET MARRIED!!!! WAS IT BECAUSE HE WAS TOO BUSY WITH VINCENT🤔🤔🤔???? Probably not, but for my sake, I will say yes. If Lana Del Ray's music was a couple, it would be this one. They are at number two because as much I love them, there is one ship I adore a bit more. Plus, Vincent has so many side pieces that I don't trust him to stay in a monogamous relationship.

8.5/10 - I wish I knew WHY Vincent chose Rachel over these icons. Like girl, we have no beef, but I need to understand how you collared Vincent🐕‍🦺.

1. Sebastian & Agni

HAHAHA, YOU MUST OF ALL KNOWN MY (DE)MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE A PART OF MY NUMBER ONE PAIR!!!! Oooooh, the scene where Sebastian said that Agni was the first person to ever call him a friend👌👌👌. Sebastian's first friend. Think about that. The AMOUNT OF ADMIRATION they had for one another. This is Sebastian "lol, humans are bugs I like to burn with my magnifying glass" Michaelis, who respects nothing but himself (and cats). Yet, he believed Agni to be an "exemplary butler" who lived up to his ~asethics~ and Agni, the literal right hand of Kali, reached out (no pun instead) to a DEMON and saw something worth appreciating.

Sebastian even listened to his advice over Ciel's. His master and meal ticket. The guy he signed the bloody contract with. That's like if your lawyer turned to the opposition and said, "they make a fair point, and I agree my client is in the wrong." Like WHAT???? Seb values Agni's advice. A human. In Yana's own words, a species he views as nothing more than a cluster of pests. At best, they're amusing, like how a kid keeps an ant farm. Yet, Agni is different. Here the grasshopper has become the master🙇.

Their potential stepdad AUs were just up my ally. FOUND FAMILY ADMIRES UNITE! But I gotta admit, as much I love Soma, I would give him up for adoption if he was my kid. I can't deal with that level of extra. At the very least, he would go to theatre camp for the entire summer and boarding school, as is tradition for most rich British families. See, I'm not totally heartless😘! Talking about heartlessness, don't even get me started on Agni's death scene because I will ugly cry. When Sebastian dirtied himself with Agni's blood, even tho we all know that prissy bitch is more protective over his clothes than a runway model😔✊. That was the most upset we had ever seen him (outside of almost losing his son Ciel), and he seemed at least happy Agni died in peace. I doubt Sebastian can genuinely mourn, but now at least, he has double reason to hate Undertaker.

In Conclusion, I just think they are neat.

9.5/10- YASS KING, WHISPER YOUR DEMON SHIT WHILE HE PRAYS TO KALI!!! However, I can't give this a perfect score because one half is dead, and I do not support necrophilia💀. I hope we get Ciel and Sebastian explaining to Soma that they did not kill his daddy and, in fact, were planning a family vacay🏖️. I swear to god, if they have Soma work with RCiel, Imma flip my lid like a fucking kettle. Overall, they would have been couple goals💏.

#LONG POST BITCHES #Black butler ships #🛳️🛳️🛳️#kuroshitsuji #black butler #text post #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #elizabeth midford #mey rin #agni #agniseb #vincent phantomhive #madam red

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dying-suffering-french-stalkers · 3 years ago

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For the ship game: prime numbers for Lupin x Jigen!

HERE YOU GO GHOST, THIS WAS FIVE PAGES IN A GOOGLE DOC AND TOOK ME SEVERAL HOURS

Under a cut, allegedly, though mobile has been known to just IGNORE THAT. Sorry in advance if this gets goofed for anyone.

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, in any place?

Lupin, obviously (and canonically). Just the horniest man you ever did see. Jigen knows what he wants and when he wants it, but he has difficulty keeping up with Don Juan Triumphant over there. Lupin is also far less picky about locations and times than Jigen is. Jigen still has a FEW standards, thank you, and also a stronger sense of self-preservation. Lupin sometimes tries to start shit in public or during a heist and Jigen is like “I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT CAN WE NOT.” The closest to public anything Jigen will put up with is bar bathroom/back-alley hookups, and he doesn’t really tend to do that with Lupin or Goemon since they have secondary locations far more suited to such activity (or at least the damn Fiat, if nothing else). That said, Jigen is a spiteful bastard and gets a huge kick out of riling Lupin up over the walkie-talkie during jobs. He is more than happy to get jumped by his boss after they make it out and secure the loot.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

Honestly, while I can totally see Lupin and Jigen doing this with their other partners, I have a harder time imagining the two of them doing this together and I’m not sure why. I feel like these two on their own both like the privacy bathing gives them, whether it’s to clean wounds or decompress from a job.

On the occasions when they do bathe together, I feel like it’s an unspoken kind of thing, where the other person quietly slips in the tub/shower with them and they just don’t bother protesting. I think Lupin is more likely to join Jigen in his bathing, but if Jigen is sleepy enough or lonely enough he might do the same. There is a lot of mutual appreciation of scars. They’ve definitely smoked in the tub before (Intricate Rituals™). Lupin is probably more likely to get handsy, because Lupin, but two can play that game if Jigen is feeling it, and also Jigen gives Lupin a run for his money in the staring department. No hat to hide behind now.

Lupin has also 100% done the whole “Hey Jigen, do you know if—stop screaming, it’s me—do you know if we have any more instant dashi? Goemon’s gonna slice up the sofa if I ruin soba night again.”

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Jigen, but to be fair, he canonically sleeps on the couch most nights (possibly to keep an eye on the door, possibly because he knows that place, at least, is always “acceptable” for him to occupy). It’s an odd night if you don’t see Jigen out there with a glass and a bottle of scotch and an old movie on TV. The main difference is that if he and Lupin have been fighting, he won’t bother with the formality of a glass and the TV will be playing far louder or not at all.

7) [A] Who said “I love you” first? And [B] who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

I hate to take the coward’s way out here, but I think the answers are A) either one - depends on the headcanon/fic/version of the characters I’m feeling that day, and B) both.

For A, they’re both the sort of people to show their love—true love/affection, not just flirtation/infatuation, LUPIN—in action, not words. Lupin is a man of many words to a fault, generous with his verbal and physical affection, so Lupin has to find a way to make sure Jigen knows he means it and how he means it. He may rightly fear that Jigen won’t believe him (or else believe him but take it platonically) if he says “I love you” to his face, so first he’ll show him through every little action he can. Jigen is a man of few words to a fault, so saying personal stuff like that out loud is both a last resort and the point of no return. Getting him to say it at all, unambiguously, and while sober is like pulling teeth. Once one of them finally spits it out, though, I think the other is quick to reciprocate (again, if they manage to say it clearly and under good circumstances and not ambiguously/while drunk or wounded/etc. They’re both idiots and selective cowards so this is a big if). The mutual relief is palpable and immediately followed by sex, because they’re both (horny) idiots and selective cowards who do not want to talk about Emotions and Personal Things any more than strictly necessary.

For B, ohhhh man, if it isn’t that same emotional avoidance coming to bite them in the asses! Looks like talking about deep emotions is strictly necessary after all! You know it’s a Big Important Argument for them if this is what it comes to. This is going to tie in somewhat to the answers for 11, 17, and 23, so stay tuned. “Because I love you” coming from either of them should give the other pause, but if they are angry enough, they’re both quite likely to storm off after that declaration anyway. They’ll come back and have a real discussion later, but the shock or frustration of that arresting declaration dropped in the middle of an argument is something neither of them are great at dealing with. Hearing that from Jigen might be enough to stop Lupin in his tracks, but Lupin might also be so dead-set on something that he’ll steamroll right over it even if he knows he’ll regret it later. Hearing that from Lupin probably only makes Jigen angrier because of his awful self-esteem (see answers 11 and 23), and even if he’s been working on that, his instinct will be to snarl “Yeah, right” and storm out the door. I like to think that one day they are able to get to the heart of the argument sooner (because this is almost always it) and work on the behaviors that worry the other so much, but alas, they are a mess.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Once again, either of them depending on the day.

As you mentioned in your JiGoe post, Jigen says it partly because he thinks it’s funny (“You have a crush on me, Boss? Fuckin’ embarrassing”) but also because he’s fishing for validation. His self-esteem/confidence in anything outside his shooting skills is shit and he still can’t quite believe that Lupin isn’t lying/he hasn’t conned Lupin into something. This is rather overestimating his conning skills and underestimating his many good qualities, but, well, genuine, lasting affection is kinda new for him. Much to Jigen’s annoyance, Lupin figures out exactly what Jigen’s up to after the first few times and answers him seriously (and positively) instead of continuing the “joke”. Lupin loses patience for this particular tactic over time but I like to think that Jigen finally begins believing in the affection, too, so it comes up less and less and one day Jigen might actually play the quip straight without the self-deprecation. Ideally he would just take the damn compliment, but it’s LupJig and banter is one of their love languages.

When Lupin says it, he typically is playing the quip straight and fondly giving Jigen shit for showing an Emotion and motherFUCKER I just realized Jigen could probably be considered a tsundere. I hate this. ANYWAY. Jigen then immediately snarks back that yes, Lupin, considering we’ve been travelling the world together and actively fucking for X years, it’d be damn awkward if I didn’t by now.

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Lupin absolutely initiates duets, or rather, he tries to; whether or not Jigen actually chimes in is another matter entirely. Lupin is also the better singer by far (when he’s sober). He loves singing along to pop and rock in the car (“This is the reason God invented America!”).

Much as it would please me personally to give Jigen a smooth operatic baritone, there’s no way in hell he sounds good after smoking a pack a day for twenty-something years. I think Jigen can carry a tune and he’s a decent hummer and whistler, but his singing voice isn’t spectacular.

Lupin occasionally succeeds in getting Jigen to join him in car karaoke, though as in all things, Lupin is much louder and more impassioned. Jigen frequently hums along under his breath, though, and Lupin loves hearing Jigen’s a cappella renditions of classical music (complete with hand motions).

When Queen starts becoming popular, car singalongs become much more involved because it’s MY silly headcanon and You Are Not Immune To Queen. Jigen cried the first time he heard “Bohemian Rhapsody” and he will kill Lupin if he ever tells Goemon or, God forbid, Fujiko. When the four of them are in the car it’s a full-on Wayne’s World headbanging party. (Pops is the drunk guy they pick up along the way. Also, seeing Payless Shoe Source in this clip dealt me psychic damage.)

Lupin and Jigen (and Goemon) are the living embodiment of the drunk friends singing “Sweet Caroline” post, and Jigen is specifically this version of “Sweet Caroline”.

17) Who is more protective?

THAT IS THE QUESTION, HUH, GHOST? Jigen’s job and, to a certain degree, raison d’être is protecting Lupin, but (to cheat slightly and quote your own DM to me), if you think Lupin won’t raze everything to the ground to keep Jigen (and the others) safe, you don’t know him at all. They are this meme to the deepest of faults. They are both so desperately afraid of losing what they have (and in Lupin’s case, this is tinged with a bonus, even more concerning “what is his”) that they will go full self-sacrificing, scorched-earth policy. This is, in fact, my favorite reason for Lupin to do the worst thing he does: fake his own death to protect his partners. Lupin never stops to think that maybe, JUST MAYBE, he should trust his partners to fake grief and keep the secret long enough for whoever’s on their tail to give up or let their guard slip. Lupin is willing to hurt them in an effort to protect them, so in that way, I suppose Lupin is the “most” “protective”. Jigen’s self-abasement to the point of unhesitating and perhaps even hasty sacrifice is painful, too, but Jigen would never dare go to the same level of deception (except in Goodbye, Partner, apparently? But 1) I haven’t watched it yet and 2) while awful, I still feel like fake betrayal pales in comparison to very convincingly (AND MAYBE REPEATEDLY) faked death).

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

They split driving duties, but Lupin genuinely loves driving and Jigen is more than happy to prop his feet on the Fiat’s dashboard and smoke or sleep the hours away.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the other’s love? and who’s more afraid of losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! I think the answer to all of these is ultimately Jigen, but that’s not to say Lupin doesn’t share the exact same worries.

Jigen has a very difficult time believing that his partners’ love is genuine, and since Lupin is the one he knew first, that’s where it first manifests. Jigen has had very, very few good romantic connections in his life (if any). He doesn’t know what Lupin could possibly see in an older, prickly hired killer with a drinking problem and a head full of demons. He’s willing to believe that Lupin keeps him around for his skills, for protection, and for sex, sure, but anything past that? Doubtful. This ties into the other two parts of the question: Jigen is afraid that if he fails in his sharpshooting or his protection, he will be cut out of the gang, or worse, Lupin will end up dead because Jigen slipped up. As mentioned in question 17, Jigen cannot bear to lose Lupin and he would never forgive himself if he believed it was somehow his fault. Accordingly, Jigen takes “failure” that exceeds his usual margin of error very seriously in the early days. Later, he is better about this, but the worst-case scenario still stands.

Lupin, on the other hand, has had plenty of romantic connections, some good, some bad, though it is perhaps telling that Fujiko is his longest romantic relationship other than Jigen. He is afraid that if he doesn’t put on the world’s greatest show at all times, no one will give a rat’s ass about some scrawny grandson of an old French thief (or the perhaps unwanted/disliked son of a ruthless crime lord, because I love that fanon for Lupin the Second). He must live up to and indeed surpass the previous Lupins, he must shower his partners in money and adventure, he must always, always come out on top no matter how south the plan goes, or else what is the point of him? It takes time for him to turn his persona off for more than a few seconds, to let the quieter, sometimes contemplative side that slips through the cracks come to rest out in the open. Years down the road, Jigen finally gets up the courage and the words to tell Lupin that he would love him no matter what he did or where he went, even if that was nothing and nowhere. And again, see question 17 re: losing Jigen.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Lupin is by far the most guilty of this. He’s constantly pulling dumb shit, whether that be for World-Renowned Gentleman Thief reasons or just He May Be Stupid reasons. Case in point: the tunnel scene in The First, after which Jigen was duly impressed. Fortunately for Lupin, Lady Luck must be head over heels for him because the bastard keeps surviving, but sometimes even she can’t save him from medical consequences. Jigen bulk-ordered “Stupid Hurts” band-aids specifically for Lupin. Jigen’s bad choices are more likely to literally backfire on him, but Goemon more than makes up for Jigen’s slack in the Crazy Stunt department.

#I CARE THEY #hope this is comprehensible bc i honestly cannot tell #i have many thoughts on these two human disasters #lupin iii #jigen #asks #the-golden-ghost #long post #meta #I GUESS #can you believe i wrote five pages of meta about 1970s comedy anime characters? fucking hell. i love this fandom.#ship meme

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ashesonthefloor · 4 years ago

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get to know me :) <3

This sexy lil binch is going under a cut. feel free to Perceive. thank u to maddie for tagging me! ilysm <3 @mikeycliffords

tags are at the bottom :)

name/nickname: my name is Ainslee! I don’t really have a nickname, I don’t think? feel free to come up with one, though

gender: hee hee :)

star sign: Gemini <3

height: 5′7 :) 5′8 w my docs on tho

time: 10:46 PM

birthday: June 10th

favourite bands: My Chemical Romance, 5SOS, BONES UK. there are a lot more that I like but favourite usually means knowing everything they’ve put out so I feel morally like I can’t include them

favourite solo artists: YUNGBLUD, AshNikko, grandson, Ashton Irwin (I guess?). lots more I like but same dealio as above.

song stuck in my head: none atm since I’m listening to music. but I’ve had the Hound Dog cover by Elvis Presley stuck in my head for WEEKS because of my history of rock class

last movie: Taxi Driver. it’s a cult classic I guess but I’d never heard of it. it was terrible anyway. I find that most cult classics are not the greatest, but they paved the way, uno?

last show: Bob’s Burgers <3 w my family

when did i make this blog: this one? uhhh....fuckin’ hell, like April or May of 2020? but I’ve been on tumblr since like 2015/2016

what i post: fics, moodboards, edits, lyric edits, weird stuff I think of. what I want to, basically :)

the last thing i googled: gonna b honest, probably no idea because I search on incognito for pretty much everything. but I actually just checked and I Know what it was. it was about amazon prime (coming for u b*zos.......)

other blogs: I’ve got......several.......but I don’t really give out their URLs much. who knows tho, maybe u will bump into me in another fandom :) though I am not very active on those ngl

do i get asks: sometimes, yeah! and I love ‘em

why i chose this url: ngl bc I thought it was a sexy as hell url. think it suits my vibes somewhat

following: 88 :) I don’t like my dash being so full I can’t keep up...so I’ll stalk people sometimes

followers: [redacted]

average hours of sleep: either, like, 6 or 12, no in between. insomnia n chronic illness rights <3 I aim for 12 though

lucky number: 13

instruments: the flute and the piccolo! I was in band for eight years. if this means what I can play, at least?

what am i wearing right now: haha tumblr ;))) r u hitting on me......I’m wearing pajamas, actually. a grey shirt from when I worked with kids, specifically

dream trip: uhhhh.....anywhere? I want to see London, and I’ve got friends in England, so. I’ve been to Japan but going back would be nice. maybe Sydney? but I think I’d melt

favourite foods: probably like....a good cheeseburger. or pasta. loml <3

nationality: unfortunately American. go on, just call me Mrs. All American :)

favourite song: this is just cruel how am I supposed to choose ONE! I don’t have just one EVER! I’ll go with uhhh Cemetery Drive by MCR, superdeadfriends by YUNGBLUD, and Die a Little by YUNGBLUD just because I’ve listened to them a fuck ton lately. don’t think they’re like my favourite favourites, though

last book i read: probably a textbook ngl. I cannot remember before that, I’ve been burned out for so long I haven’t had the energy to read. but one I really loved from like....a year and a half ago, when I had a sliver of energy, was the Goldfinch by Donna Tartt. it rips you up and pieces you back together but u are Never The Same

top three fictional universes: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Marvel. lemme be Spider-Man babey!

favourite colour: pink <3 and silver

I will tag hmmm @clumsyclifford @calumsyellowhummer and @valiantnerdtm !! if you’ve already done it whoopsie, I know I’m always so late to these

#ask games #about me #Ainslee speaks

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hunchoskeazo · 4 years ago

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Chapter 3 “The Breakdown”

“So its been a few days that ive been in this hospital and aint heard from nobody wtf is up.?” As i sat there and thought because what else am I suppose to do.

*Picked up the phone and called Rik*

*Ring*

*No Answer*

( Called Ashley)

*Ring*

Ashley:Hello

AJ:Ashley!

Ashley:Hey Boo How you doing I been up there but you was sleep so i was gonna comeback today.

AJ:Oh... You been up here to see me?

Ashley:Why wouldn’t I? She asked so confusingly.

AJ:Oh... Nah i just aint know you came up here....They say I can get discharged tomorrow you gonna come get me..? I asked

Wait.. where is my car hold on..

(I checked my app)

“Yes i have a tracking device on the whip A nigga like me gots to.”

AJ:Oh its outside in the parking garage... Who drove it here.? You did.? I said with concern 🤔

Ashley:Uhhh no rik drove it up there...

Aj:Oh ok... (How she know that I thought to myself but didnt say nothing).“Well ight wyd rn”

Ashley:Nothing Missing you she said. She gave me the cutest look when she said that.

AJ:Dont be saying it like that girl i said with a smirk on my face.

Ashley:Ha Whyy? And Do you still need me to come get you?

AJ:Oh yeah actually leave your car imma send you a uber come here and we’ll drive my car.

Ashley:Oouu yes Ok ill be there in the morning.

AJ:Ight Bet

(Phone Hangs Up at the same time the doctor walks in and some man in a suit.)

I grimmed him “Who tf is you?” i said with a aggressive tone.

Detective:Hello Mr.Davis My name is Detective Johnson(He put his hand out for me to shake it)

(I just looked at him and his hand.)

Detective Johnson:Oookkkk then anyway. Im here for your case to try and figure out and find the person that did this to you.

“Nah Im good bro bro”

Detective John: Whether you good or not Im still on the case and im here til its closed. So either you gonna let me help you because as of right now your an innocent victim. Or you can become a prime suspect Your choice.!

“Man whatever” I said with a attitude like a bad bitch😂😂😂

DetectiveJ:Oh ok thats what i thought now can you tell me what happened.(He pulls out his pad and pen.)

“I went to visit my mans and someone started shooting next thing i know i woke up here”

Detective:(Writing on the pad) Ok who is your mans? He asked

(Dead Silence)

Detective:You gonna answer the question Mr.Davis?..

(Dead Silence)

Detective:Ok We’re done for the day Thanks Doc we’ll be in touch and i will be seeing you very soon mr davis. (He hit the back of his pen on the pad and put them both in his pocket. Right before he walked out the door He said...)

Stay Safe Mr.Davis (He side eyed me with a smirk and walked out)

Doc:Why was you not cooperating with the detective?

“I dont move like that doc” i said with a nonchalant tone.

Doc:But he’s here to protect you and help you.

“I dont need help or protection this some street shit i gotta handle that the feds cant handle the only thing they get out of it is a ceremony and funeral that they family and coworkers gotta plan for them so no i dont need they help.”

Doc: Smh just dont learn... You know what can i tell you something? She asked

“Yea go ahead” as i stared out the window.

Doc:I get alot of patients just like you in here from gang violence and me being a young black doctor its hard. Seeing young black kings lose their lives in my hands because of the streets it breaks my heart everytime.

(Guilt knocked down that brick wall of pride i had built up just moments ago.)

Im going to just say this one thing before i leave out this door just please cooperate please, because i see something in you and obviously you are on gods green earth for a reason. So please cooperate but get some rest before you leave tomorrow i will come check on you 1 last time before i let you go ok.

“I looked at her and shook my head and said “Ight I gotchu doc”

Doc:Ok Bye Mr.Davis she said so innocently and walked out the door.

(I laid back moments later the nurse walks in and looks at me with a grumpy look)

“Aye you the one that forcefully put me to sleep man you betta not be coming in here to that shit again and you in here by yourself aww hell nah this old lady about to rape me I cried out.”

Nurse:Boy shut yo ass up i dont want you im married.

“SO” i yelled out🤔

Nurse:I am about to put you to sleep tho(She hurried and grabbed the IV and injected the sleep juice in it.

“Wait wait let me—-

(Right before i fell asleep i heard the door open)

——:Pay close attention to the people around you adrian....

(It got dark)..

“I popped up it’s the next morning Dr.taylor and the nurse are already in the room.

Doc:Hello Mr Davis are you ready to go home? She said with a big smile on her face.

“Yea I am actually”(Picked up my phone and texted ashley and sent her money for the uber)

Ashley:Ok imma be on my way in 15 mins.

Doc:Ok let me finish up your paperwork and you can get dressed and leave.

“Ok” I said

As she finished my work i thought to myself was I dreaming or did someone actually come in here and say that to me.... “Fuck It” i said out loud.

Doc:Whats that..?

“Oh oh nothing” I looked at my calls Rik called me but its not a missed call...

Wtf maybe i answered but was still sleep. I hate when people call me while im sleep man.

(I called back no answer)

Ashley:Im omw babe.

I texted back “Ok im about to get dressed im just waiting on them to get done with my paperwork.

Ashley:Ok im omw.

Doc:Ok heres your discharge papers and your prescriptions that you pick up later on today ok...

(She hands me the papers)

Doc:Ok im going to let you get dressed ill be out here when you leave.

“Ight thanks doc i really appreciate you and everything you do.”

(She blushed and clutched her clipboard said thank you and walked out the room.)

“YOU LEAVE TO LADY” i said jokingly loud

(The nurse giggled walked out and shut the door i hopped up and locked it to make sure she fasho couldn’t comeback in and went to the bathroom.)

*15 mins later*

I walked out the bathroom from a hot shower someone knocked on the door.

“COME IN” i yelled

(They jiggled the knob)

Lmao “Oh yeah I forgot i locked the door”

(I unlocked and opened its ashley she walked in smiling and smelling good than a mothafucka with a couple bags in her hand.)

“Ooouueeee who told you to come up here like that red bottoms on, hair laid, lashes on eyebrows done, cleavage out wassup.”

She said “Boy stop it” as she was blushing hard. “Look I got you some stuff to put on everything i just bought yesterday.

(Breds ,Purple brand all black Jeans and a red/black vlone shirt)

“Ight bet”

(Before i was just about to reach for the stuff)

“UNHT UNHT you not gonna give me a hug first damn can i at least get a thank you..!!

I smirked “You right you right im sorry babygirl”

I hugged her and wrapped my arms around her and grabbed her ass she hugged me so tight and she smelled so good I wanted to eat her. She kissed me on my neck i sat down on the bed and pulled her close to me by her hips we started kissing.

She tongue’n the kid down i started to get hard through my towel she felt that and grabbed me and slowly started kissing me from my neck down my chest to my 6 pack...😏

*Knock Knock Knock*

She jumped up i jumped up “UH YEAH COME IN” i yelled

Doc: Its me i have one more thing to give you so stop by the desk before you leave ok.

“Ight i gotchu doc”

(Door shuts i gasped and we looked at eachother and laughed)

“Yea let me hurry up n get dressed” and looked down at mini me and said.

“Control yo self man”

She sat down and crossed her legs, bit her lip and fucked me with her eyes. I grabbed my stuff and went in the bathroom and got dressed.

(Moments later) “Ight im ready”

We grabbed all of our stuff and walked out.

“Im about to stop at this desk realquick”

“Ok” she said and walked ahead”

“Ok whats the deal doc” i asked

“Here (She gave me a card) look on the back”

It was a sticky note with a number and a name on it. I looked down the hall at ashley she was looking the other way. I looked back at doc.

“Call me whenever you need something...Anything..”

I hesitated at first then said “Ok i gotchu” and walked away.

(Caught up with ashley)

“Whats that in your hand?”

“Oh its a card she said to call them if i have any questions about anything....”

(I hurried and put the card in my pocket.)

“Unht unht give it here let me see the bitch probably put her number on the back”

“Man what” i started laughing

“Give it here” she yelled

I pulled the card out my pocket she look at both sides.

“Mmhm sneaky ass” she said in slight disappointment. “Let me find out you fuckn her.”

“Come on na babygirl” i smirked and we walked to the car..

After a long day of shopping eating and talking shit we go back to her crib.

“Omg im so tired and my feet hurt” she cried out

I laughed and said “I bet they do”

“Boy shut the fuck up you always talking shit” she said so agitated.

“I walked over to her and said say it to my face”

“Boy fuck you”

(I picked her up and carried her to the room)

“Put me down Aj you gonna drop me stop playing.” She yelled out.

I threw her on the bed and got on top of her and started kissing on her she immediately calmed down and relaxed her body n started kissing me back. She placed her hand on the back of my neck while my hand maneuvered my way between her legs.

“Oh you ready ready” i leaned up and said

She smirked and grabbed my hand and put my fingers in her mouth.

“Oml”😩 this girl so freaky i think thats why i love her.😂

She hopped up off the bed and walked real slow and sexy to the bathroom while taking her clothes off at the same time.

“Come here daddy” she demanded and waltzed in the bathroom.

“Oh you aint gotta tell me twice” i hopped up so fast i fell flat on my face pants to my ankles shirt halfway on.😂 Its up there.

I walked in the bathroom she already hot and wet. Im about to fuck this girl like a dog.

I stepped in and stood right in front of her she looking up at me and im looking down at her.

I grabbed her neck kissed her i picked her up and Pinned her to the wall and started sucking on her neck she wrapped her legs around my waist and her arms around my neck and moaned in my ear.

Now yall know when a female moan in my ears it do something to me.

I couldn’t wait i was so hard i was throbbing.

I stuck my dick inside of she gasped.

I went in slow to open her up she so warm and tight.

“Fuuuck” i said slow and low my strokes became faster her grip became tighter, she dug her nails in my back.

I went faster and deeper her moans became louder.

“Ahh AJ” she moaned

I just knew i was about to be a father.

“Fuck it” I said out loud and released.

“Dammnn“ i said outta relief because i just released so much stress.

“Damn the hospital fixed you up you aint never did that before.” She said while she finished showering.

“No cap”😂

We both finished showering she got out before me but i felt the vibes change mins later before she got out.

I finished up turned the shower off and grabbed my towel and walked out the bathroom.

“Whats up?” I asked out of concern.

“........Im not ready AJ..”

“😕Wow You not ready....Why?”

I sat on one side of the bed she sat on the other side.

“Ive been taking birth control pills”

“Man what!!! When was you gonna tell me this we just talked about this a few weeks ago and you said you was ready.” I yelled

“Well yeah that was before you stopped answering my calls and stopped being over or around me all the time.” She cried out

“Ive been working you know that.”

“AJ you know ive been told that before ive been in this same situation before and the person i was in that situation with fasho not you obviously im just scared to go back down that road because im still dealing with that by myself you have to give me that.” She said with a scratchy voice as if she was about to cry.

I started to feel guilty again by another women.

It became dead silent...

“🤔You know i never understood why mothafuckas let otha mothafuckas hold them back from their blessings that they asked for... that they been praying for... A mothafucka standing RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU”

“Maybe Im too genuine.. Maybe I aint what she want..Maybe...”

“Man Fuck this shit” I said while jumping up and storming to the living room.

“WHAT” she yelled

(She jumped up right behind me and chased after me.)

I pounced on the couch and turned the game on.

She came and stood right in front of me with her hand on her hip silk robe half way open, skin soft and shiny with the meanest sexiest look on her face.

“AJ really this what you gonna do while we talkin.?”

*Pat Tap Tap* Controller Buttons

She scooted over in front of the tv.

“Man Move” i said in agitation

She dropped her robe and i dropped my bottom lip Along with the controller.😂

“You ready to listen now?”

“Yes maam” i said with such thirst that i was ready for whatever.

I laid back on the couch and she climbed on top of me and was under a spell after that.

What can I say Imma sucka😋😁

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warfear · 4 years ago

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what is popping, home - slices?�� if you’ve been in the group chat—then you are aware of my wee identity crisis : involving the dropping of three, picking up of one. don’t worry, they’ll be back! whenever i feel alive again. SO NEVER. jk. anyway… in the meantime, with the exception of odette and julian—i offer you my trashiest child (found in the dumpster behind burger king wrapped in tinfoil. * australian accent * think they were gonna throw her on the barbie… huh?) so, SEE BELOW for the 411 on this 4′11 gremlin.

INTRODUCTION.

☢ — ( KATIE DOUGLAS, AGENDER, SHE/THEM ) Trading in their tattoo gun for a chainsaw might not come easy for MINOO PEARCE. This twenty-two year old artist brings spray cans galore, divergent thinking, and a history of shoplifting to the table … but their small stature and double-dealing could drag the group down. And while their unorthodox nature might raise group morale, their arrogance might give them a few enemies. That’s the last thing anyone needs right now. Hopefully, in the apocalypse movie that’s now their life, this QUINCY PUNK will make it to the end credits.

BASICS.

born in boston, massachussets—or as i like to call it… massachuchu—minoo is the first and only child of two garbage folk. mitch & rachel pearce. devout catholics. patriotic. all - american. thoroughly unfit to be parents. only in a sexy “our daughter isn’t her own person but an extension of ourselves” kinda way. slammed like a ping pong ball between being invisible and controlled this one.

a military brat, too… meaning that no place was permanent, and boston was ditched before she could take her first step. she has lived in boise, in a small fishing town south of anchorage, and once her family spent six months in waipahu. when she was thirteen her father got a permanent position in fort elms. lucky she!

during the flashes of love and pampering (see: no autonomy) minoo was subjected to the cringe - worthy world of child pageantry. we love it when mommy lives vicariously through us! even if she aims for jonbenet ramsey… ending up with honey boo boo instead. don’t get it twisted, though—she was little miss texas during her prime (age 8). AND WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT. not unless you wanna get shanked * stabby motions * … side note : she still fits into her last puffy - armed dress. we don’t talk about that either.

she eventually learned to put her foot down. much to rachel’s horror. sorry not sorry, darling. minoo abandoned the gowns for band tees soon after. not as much as a speck of rogue on this honey - pie these days, just some sick, sick raccoon eyes. call it what it is… punk rock.

minoo first found her greatest passions (shoplifting and vandalism. not necessarily in that order.) when she was eleven years old. she pocketed a strawberry scented hello kitty eraser from macy’s and she has not looked back since. a habit which earned her a trip to boarding school. catholic. gag us with a spoon. side note 2 : she still fits into her middle school uniform, too.

all jokes—they’re not jokes—aside… she is not completely hopeless. in fact, she is a little miss smarty - pants. minoo got a raging hard - on for classic literature (jane austen, what’s good?) and conceptual art (richard hambleton, what’s good?). not much of a writer but one hell of a graffiti artist—most of her work can be spotted around town. some genuine, some dicks. TALENT! a good portion of her art can be found on mj herself, though. stick ‘n pokes, babes—we love to see it.

minoo is also a mother. she has a son. and he’s a really good boy. almost bigger than she is now… they grow up so fast, don’t they? his name is rusty, and he’s the cutest saint bernard you ever did see. her best friend. her only friend, really. intended to be a guard dog, my boy rusty flopped—onto the couch that is. he is a certified couch potato, something minoo can relate to. AND SHE LOVES HIM SO! the only person she’d put before herself. dog - person…

once intended to get her license. that opportunity was shot when she chose teenage rebellion over independence. you see, mj here has got herself a rap sheet longer than herself. (not that impressive all things considered.) and she takes much pride in it. which means that when daddy dearest tried to have her late teen mishaps expunged—she saw red. psychological help, i’ll get her some. now she’s twenty - two and destined to travel the world by skateboard… all because she backed the family jeep into their neighbour’s backyard. nobody was hurt, alright. dare i say yet?

SPEED RUN! got nancy spungen for a role model. saving up to run off to sacramento. hates authority yet somehow has an authority kink. adhd embodied. looks like the artwork of numerous kindergarteners. thinks attention is love. homeless by choice (nobody said she was smart… except i did.) could eat her weight in olives. anarchist without a cause. 10/10 will break into your house. took fuck the police too literally that one time. fantasises about her dad’s suicide. wants to be loved. does not want to love.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

friend - o’s : i think it goes without saying that minoo is a handful. although i still think she should be allowed some buds. whether through her MANY INTERESTS (literature, art, punk rock, skating, large dogs, disappointing her parents…) or just through circumstance. she is twenty - two, and never made it to art school—* that one vine vc * way to go, paul mitch!—but she did go to fort elms high all four years. someone’s bound to know her! just give me some bitches to put up with her shit. god bless america.

parental figure : listen… she needs this. obviously! just some OLD PERSON who doesn’t tell her that she stinks and that her tattoos are ugly. she has a lifetime of trauma to make up for. we need some rachel and mitch opposites to fix that shit, alright. and stat! she intends on being dead by twenty - seven. cobain hasn’t even bit it yet, and still… she’s so ahead of her time…

enemy slash victim : she stinks. (yes, this is her dad speaking.) and is a complete fucking nuisance. if she decides you suck then she wont settle for simply knowing herself—you also have to know. really know… it’s no fun hating somebody if they don’t know it, man. just let her pull some cutesy pranks, you know? ordering half a dozen pizzas to their house, leave their number in the x - rated section of blockbuster, graffiti an ugly portrait of their ugly face on their driveway, slash their tires…

and that’s it, fellas! please love her… or else… :gun_emoji:

#ahah … i hate myself

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It’s Complicated Chapter 8: Reorientation

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It was late when Mike Dodds showed up at Forlini’s. By then, Fin and Carisi had already left and Amanda was getting ready to head home herself, but she stayed to have a last drink, not wanting to leave just as Dodds arrived. He worked too hard, and he had a thing about not getting too social with the detectives, trying to maintain an appropriate distance since he was their Sergeant. Amanda thought that was crap; Olivia socialized with them, after all, so she bought him a shot of tequila to go with his beer.

The conversation was typical Friday night, several-drinks-in fare, and it was exactly what Dodds needed to clear work from his head. Especially with these women, who flirted tipsily with him and were primed to laugh at his jokes. Amanda did excuse herself after she finished her last drink, though, leaving Frankie and Mike at the table.

“You want another one?”

“I don’t know, Mike, I’m kinda lit already.” Frankie made a face.

“C’mon. I just got here.”

“Oh, what the hell. I’ll just switch to beer. I’m buying.”

When she returned with their drinks, she looked just a bit too long out the window. Dodds was not only a trained detective, he was also naturally intuitive. The look on her face didn’t escape him.

“What was that?” He asked, clinking his beer glass with hers.

“What was what?”

“That look. You see someone out on the street?”

“Mike. Clock out already. You are done Sergeant-ing for the day.”

Dodds laughed. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to interrogate you. But I actually have been meaning to check in with you. About Canady, and everything that happened. How you doin’ with all that?”

Frankie’s eyes took on a speculative look. “I think I’m OK. My life is back to normal, and I haven’t had a prison dream in a while. And I didn’t realize until he was dead how often I was worrying about Alan finding me. So, you know… I think I’m good.”

“Glad to hear it. Sorry I had to be the one to arrest you.”

“Stop apologizing for that. It was your job, and you couldn’t have been nicer about it. Anyway, I’m pretty sure there are women who dream about you handcuffing them, Sergeant.”

Dodds’ face twisted into a wry grin of sorts. “Well, I’m afraid they’re gonna have to go on dreaming.”

Frankie tried to keep her face impassive. “Oh? Rather handcuff men, would you?”

“Not into handcuffing at all, to tell you the truth, but yeah. If there’s handcuffing to be done, I’d prefer it be male.”

Frankie smiled and clinked her glass with his. “Gotcha.”

“You surprised?”

She shrugged. “I hadn’t thought about it. OK, that’s a lie, I noticed you’re pretty, um…” she waved her hand up and down to indicate him. “What’s the professional way to say ‘sexy’? So I might be just a little disappointed. But I can’t say I blame you. I like dick, too.”

Dodds almost spit out his beer at that.

“Oh, shit. I must be drunker than I thought. Sorry about that, Mike. Sometimes my mouth tries to kill me.”

He swallowed and laughed. “No, don’t be sorry, that may be the best response I’ve ever gotten after coming out to a woman.”

“So, obvious next question. Are you dating anyone?”

“Not currently, no. Which explains why I’m sitting here with you at ten O’clock on a Friday night.”

“Wow. That hurt.”

“No – that came out wrong. I just meant-“

Frankie laughed and put a hand on Mike’s arm. “I’m just giving you shit. I’m the wrong flavor. I get it.”

“But you are Barba’s flavor, and I gotta ask about that. I thought the two of you had a thing going.”

“For a grand total of one minute.”

“Bullshit. I see the way you look at eachother. And don’t even try to tell me all that yelling isn’t foreplay.”

“Sorry to disappoint you, Sergeant. I mean, yeah, he’s attractive enough, but we have a fundamental… difference of… opinion…”

Frankie’s voice trailed off and she gazed, eyes unfocused, at the tablecloth.

“About?”

Her mind had suddenly been pulled back to Rafe’s hand injury. She wasn’t going to share her suspicion with Dodds, but she was just drunk enough to take the opportunity to unburden herself a bit. “Well, it’s…” She looked up at him and leaned in. “Can I talk to you about something sort of personal? Confidentially?”

“The doctor is in. Did you want to lie down on the couch, or…?”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah… Everybody’s a comedian. So the thing is, Barba thinks I did something to get Juwon Jefferson – you remember, the tweaker kid? Barba thinks I got him to say Alan was the Pattern 20 rapist and that he killed himself.”

“What, Barba thinks you killed Canady?”

“No, he says he believes me about that, but he thinks it’s awfully convenient that Jefferson suddenly started cooperating.”

“And?”

“What do you mean, ‘And”? Barba thinks I tampered with a witness.”

“He thinks Jefferson lied?”

“I don’t know, exactly. But he thinks whatever he said, I put him up to it.”

“Did you?”

“No!”

“Then who gives a fuck what Barba thinks?”

“I do. That’s the problem. I… Mike, I could really care for him. In fact, in vino veritas, I do really care for him. But I can’t have him thinking I did something like that.”

“Something like what? Frankie, seriously, let’s say you did – I don’t know – bribe Jefferson, or threaten him with something if he didn’t come clean. Hell, let’s even say you got him to lie. As long as you didn’t kill Canady – and you didn’t - so what?”

“Are you fucking serious right now?”

“Dead serious.”

“It would be OK with you if I bribed a witness to lie for me.”

“In this case? Yes.”

Frankie gaped at him, incredulous.

“Oh, grow the hell up, Doc. I might not even be all that upset if you were the one who offed the guy. You’re from Texas, right? What is it they say, ‘He needed killin’?”

“You are honestly telling me…”

“Look, I don’t know, all right? I’m feeling that tequila, maybe in the cold light of day I would have a problem with you actually killing the guy. It would depend on the circumstances. But as it stands, he did himself to frame you, and if Jefferson hadn’t backed you, it would’ve worked. That, I definitely would have a problem with.”

“Shit, Dodds. That’s basically what Barba said.”

“Then Barba’s right.”

“Listen, you gotta keep this between us, OK? Don’t say anything about… how I feel about Barba.”

“I won’t.”

“In fact, you gotta give me some collateral. Tell me something you don’t want anyone in the squad to know so I can blackmail you.”

“What was that phrase from the Cold War? ‘Mutually assured destruction?’”

“Exactly.”

“I don’t think I’ve had that much to drink.”

“Then let me tell you something about you that you don’t want anyone in the squad to know. I’ve been sitting here multitasking, assimilating the idea of you being gay. Suddenly your reluctance to socialize with us makes a little more sense.”

“Oh, shit.”

“It’s Carisi, isn’t it?”

“Fuck, Frankie, you could destroy me with that.”

“Of course I couldn’t. Number one, I’m assuming you’ve never said or done anything about it.”

“Of course not! He’s my subordinate and he’s straight as an arrow.”

“And number two, I’d never say a word. Unless…” She gave him a wildly overdone evil leer with a mustache twirl.

“You’re diabolical.”

“I’m not, actually, but please don’t say anything to Barba.”

“I won’t, but you should. He’s into you.”

“A lot you know. Right this minute, he’s ‘into’ the Chinese restaurant across the street with a blonde.”

“I knew you were looking at something out there!”

“Yeah, bully for me. Next, I’ll be driving by his house at night, just hoping to get a glimpse of him, like a bad country song.”

“You could do that. Or just fucking talk to the man. I’m telling you, Frankie, you are the one making problems for the two of you. You need to lighten up and see the world for what it is.”

“Shit, you’re practically quoting him.”

“Then maybe you should listen. Because I know he’s waiting for you to make a move.”

“He’s waiting with a blonde, Mike.”

“So? You’re here with me.”

“I think the blonde shares our preferences.”

“Again, so?”

“So I’m assuming he will be sharing leftovers with her in the morning.”

“Jeez, Frankie, how old are you? So he fucks her. So what?”

“So I’m the jealous type. That would be a problem for me.”

“Oh, come on. Say I take you back to my place and fuck you stupid. All weekend, even. Is that going to change the way you feel about Barba?”

“Depends. Are there handcuffs?”

Mike laughed loudly. “I think in your profession, they call that ‘deflecting.’ Which means I win. It’s the twenty-first century and we’re grown-ass adults, Frankie. Let the blonde handcuff Barba all she wants. That isn’t gonna change the way he feels about you, and you shouldn’t let it change the way you feel about him.”

Frankie leaned back and shook her head. “I’ll think about it,” she said, frowning.

“Do that.”

She brought her eyes back to Dodds and leaned in again. “And you think about Carisi being straight. You may find he’s straight as a rainbow.”

“Shut up.”

“Yep. I’ve seen some things. And I can even find out for you, if you want.”

“He’d still be my subordinate.”

“I don’t want to know the details, Dodds,” Frankie winked.

“I meant that I’m his Sergeant.”

“I know what you meant,” she laughed. “And I’m going to find out how he rolls. Carefully, discreetly, and without even a hint of your name. I’ll let you know.”

*******************

“Hey, Snot-rocket!”

“You’re the snot-rocket, Snot-rocket. How’s it going?”

“It’s good. Got a bit of a squall comin’ through right now, which is messin’ with my plans for today, but life on a ranch, right?”

“Right. So… how’s the hand?” Frankie waited to see what Rafe would do with that question.

As expected, his response was, “What hand?”

“I heard you had a couple of broken fingers, or sprained, or something. Twisted them working on a fence?”

“Oh, that. That was a while ago, and it was nothin’. They’re fine.”

“What happened, exactly?”

“Like you said, I twisted ‘em. Workin’ on a fence.”

“We have different definitions of the word, ‘exactly,’ Rafe.”

“What are you, interrogatin’ me? Am I under arrest?”

“Hmmmm. Defensive reaction.”

“Frankie, what are you gettin’ at? I hurt my fingers. BFD.”

“Well, it is a big fucking deal if you’re lying to me because you hurt them beating up Juwon Jefferson to get him to talk to the cops.”

There was a silence on the other end of the line.

“Amanda tell you that?”

“No, you just did. What the fuck, Rafe? That’s witness tampering. It’s illegal. Stone could use it to re-file the charges!”

“He ain’t gonna do nothin’ if you don’t tell him. Drop it, Frankie. I mean it. It’s over. You coulda been convicted of murder, and I wasn’t gonna let that sumbitch do you like that. That’s all I got to say about that.”

“Rafe…”

“That’s all I got to say. How’s Amanda doin’?”

Nothing Frankie could say would get any more information out of her stubborn brother.

****************

Olivia was very surprised to see Frankie at her apartment door on a Saturday afternoon, but Porter wasn’t. They’d been texting, and he hadn’t been able to put Frankie off. The most she would agree to was to wait until Noah’s naptime before coming over. She was clearly upset.

“Do you want some coffee?”

“Thanks, Liv, I’d love some.”

Porter sat down on a chair across from the couch where Frankie sat. “All right, so what’s the emergency?”

“You avoided me after I got out of Riker’s. I thought it was weird that I couldn’t get you to agree to a time to get together and talk about what happened with Alan, after all we’d been through.”

“And the fact that I was busy means I was avoiding you?”

“You were waiting for the bruises to heal.”

Olivia handed Frankie a mug of coffee and sat next to her, an expectant look on her face as she looked at Porter.

“You knew.”

Olivia sighed. “I knew Dean was in a fight the night Jefferson was brought in, and that he asked me not to mention it to anyone at NYPD. But that’s all I knew.”

“Because you purposely didn’t ask any questions.”

“Best I could do. And, if you want my advice, I’d recommend you don’t ask any questions, either.”

“So it’s true. You-“

“Don’t say anything else, Frankie.” Porter advised, leaning forward toward her. “Just drop it, have some coffee. We can talk all you want about Canady. Let’s just not worry about Jefferson.”

Frankie drank deeply and thoughtfully. Barba’s coffee was infinitely better than Liv’s.

“Am I that much of a child?” She asked.

Liv took that one. “Frankie, you know me. You know how I do things. Would you call me a child?”

“Of course not.”

“Then neither are you. Now. Would you call me… oh, I don’t know. Crooked? A rogue cop?”

“Of course not. You’re one of the most righteous cops I know.”

“Then listen to me. I was one of the arresting officers in your case. It was bad. It was very bad. Based on everything I’ve seen, I was scared for you. So when I got the call about Jefferson, and he started to talk, I was relieved as hell. And when Dean showed up with bruises that night, I didn’t ask any questions. He’s an FBI agent. He gets beat up. I have no idea what happened to him, and neither do you.”

“What if Stone finds out?”

“Finds out what? Finds out Dean’s an FBI agent who sometimes gets in fights on the job? He already knows.”

“You know what I mean, Liv.”

“I know you’re drawing conclusions. I know you have no idea what did or didn’t happen while you were in Riker’s. And I know you should be grateful as all hell you’re not there now, and you should never think about it again. That’s what I know.”

Frankie sighed and took another long drink of dreadful coffee.

“You want to talk about something else?” Porter asked. “Because we have some news.”

Benson and Porter’s engagement was the only topic of conversation for the rest of Frankie’s visit.

*********************

“Hey, Sonny, I need to ask your opinion on something.”

“Shoot, Doc.”

Sonny was sitting at his desk, searching online for a site on the dark web that had just turned up in a case. Frankie sat on the edge of the desk nearby. No one else happened to be in the squad room at the moment.

“I have this cop friend. He’s gay and he’s thinking about coming out to his team. He wants to know what I think, and I haven’t been part of the NYPD for long enough to have a good sense of how that would go. You’ve been around NYPD for a while, worked in some different houses, what would you tell him?”

“Depends on his unit.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. Like, if he works Gangs, he should move to the back of the closet and hide behind the winter coats. But some units are friendlier than that. Where’s he work?”

“Until he comes out, I’d prefer not to say. I trust you, I just don’t have his permission, you know?”

“Got it. Well, since you’re that discreet, let me tell you somethin’.” Sonny looked around to ensure their privacy. “SVU’s about the most LGBTQ-friendly unit there is in the NYPD, right? And even here, I publicly only date girls.”

“So you’re saying you’re bi, but you wouldn’t come out, even here.”

“That’s what I’m sayin’.”

“Well, thanks for the insight. And the confidence. It’s not misplaced.”

“I know. And I’m out to Amanda, too, just so you know.”

“OK.” Frankie said, then pretended to be struck by a thought. “So listen, that being the case… I heard something. I need to thread the needle a little bit here, but… Someone, a guy, told me that they’re interested in you, and he wanted to know if you were straight. But he’s not out here, either.”

“Someone in SVU? A guy? Is interested in me?”

“I didn’t say he was in SVU,” Frankie said, noticing that Carisi’s eyes instantly went to Dodds’ desk. “But he’s… around, and you know him. I told him I didn’t know where you stood, but I’d find out. I don’t know how to do this… I wouldn’t out you to him, even with your permission. It’s a rule I have. But could I tell him he could trust you not to shoot him if he made his interest known? Would that be OK?”

Sonny’s brow furrowed. “Can I think about it?”

“Of course. And if you never mention it again, neither will I.”

“Cool. Thanks.”

“Sure.”

Sonny worked for a while longer. “Hey, this guy… What’s he like?”

“Tens across the board.”

“Really?”

“Definitely.”

“OK. You can tell him I won’t shoot him. The rest is up to him.”

“Consider it done.”

*********************

Frankie needed advice. Well, that wasn’t exactly accurate. She’d received quite a bit of advice on how to view what Porter and Rafe had done, all of it decidedly uniform. But she was having a tough time accepting it. She needed to talk to someone about it, and she didn’t know who to turn to. She respected and trusted the opinions she’d heard; it wasn’t that. The problem was, she needed to talk to someone whom she knew had unimpeachable principles of right and wrong. Actually, she would have loved to hear Peter Stone’s thoughts, but she would always be scared shitless of him. Also, she preferred to stay out of prison. Nikki? No, she knew Nikki would say what everyone else said.

And then she thought of George Huang.

“Frankie! What a nice surprise! Or is it? You’re not calling to curse me for letting you get involved with SVU, are you?”

Frankie laughed. She loved George. Even the relaxing sound of his voice made her feel better. “I’m not, but you could’ve warned me about Barba.”

“Ooh. Sorry about that. I guess I should’ve seen a little potential conflict there. You remind me of each other. Then again, maybe he’s good for you. He’s the only person I can think of who could say ‘no’ to you and make it stick. I’m guessing you find that as attractive as you do annoying.”

“Get out of my head, Professor. I’m not your student anymore.”

“Listen, I was very sorry to hear about what you went through. With Canady.”

”Thanks, George. And thanks for your emails. I appreciate it.”

“How are you doing now?”

“Surprisingly well, actually. It will probably turn out to be good for me, professionally, to have had that experience. You know, maybe in ten, twenty years.”

Huang laughed softly. “I’m glad to hear you’re OK. I was worried.”

“Well, when I say I’m OK, that’s a bit relative. There is something I need to work through.”

“That’s what you said in your text. Your fifty minutes starts now. I’m expensive, make them count.”

*************

Carmen had been here before. Janice Edwards was not the first woman who “just happened to stop by hoping to catch Mr. Barba” when he was in court, and ended up pumping Carmen for information about him. She was, however, the first one who came bearing expensive coffee not for Mr. Barba, but for Carmen. Carmen hoped Ms. Edwards was a bit less obvious with judges. Ms. Edwards was perfectly aware that Mr. Barba had a hearing this afternoon; Carmen had heard him tell her about it not two hours before. Consummate professional that she was, Carmen sipped her coffee and smiled, despite the fact that she really wished Ms. Edwards was sitting in the chair next to her desk, rather than on her desk, leaning in as though they were the closest of friends.

“I happened to see he had lunch with Bess Quinn yesterday. Do they have a case together?”

“Not currently, no.”

“Oh? What was the lunch about, then?”

This was not Carmen’s debut performance on this particular stage. “I’m not sure. This suit is just beautiful.”

“Really? When did she call to schedule it?”

“I’m not sure who scheduled it. He just asked me to put it on his calendar. Is this Alexander McQueen?”

Carmen thought she’d successfully answered all Ms. Edwards questions without actually saying anything when she started to talk about her suit. Five minutes later, however, she found herself fielding more questions, this time about what Mr. Barba had done this past weekend. That was interesting, given that Carmen had made reservations for him and Ms. Edwards at Xiāngliào on Friday night. But since Carmen knew nothing about what Mr. Barba had done over the weekend, she simply said so.

“You know, between us girls, I think he’s seeing someone. Is he seeing someone?”

“Not that I’m aware, Ms. Edwards.”

“Oh, you know you can call me Janice. And you can tell me. He’s not back with Bess Quinn, is he?”

“I couldn’t say.” She also wouldn’t say that Mr. Barba – well, Carmen on Mr. Barba’s behalf - had sent Ms. Quinn flowers after their lunch, or that he had tickets to see an opera in French with Adrien St. George the next night. Carmen could understand Ms. Edwards’ curiosity. Even for Mr. Barba, that was a lot of… socializing.

Carmen had to keep doing her job, even with Joyce Edwards in residence on her desk. Excusing herself, she answered Mr. Barba’s private line and was annoyed – but undetectably so – to see Ms. Edwards leaning in to try to hear.

“I’ll give him the message,” Carmen said, purposely not using the caller’s name or writing anything down for Ms. Edwards to read. She wouldn’t forget to tell Mr. Barba that Dr. Rojas wanted to speak to him. In fact, she’d been watching the two of them, and Carmen had some theories of her own about Mr. Barba’s social schedule.

***************

Frankie and Mike Dodds found themselves on the courthouse elevator together the following day.

“Hey, Mike, that thing we talked about last Friday?”

“What thing?”

“I said I was going to get some information for you about that detective we talked about.”

“Oh, that.”

“Yeah. I made a discreet inquiry.”

“And?”

“I am authorized to tell you that they will not shoot you if you make yourself known to them.”

“I have no idea what the hell that means.”

“It means you should pursue that line of investigation.”

“No shit.”

#law & order svu #law & order: special victims unit #rafael barba #raul esparza #mike dodds #sonny carisi #amanda rollins #law & order SVU Agent Dean Porter #olivia benson #george huang

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makeste · 5 years ago

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BnHA Chapter 230: League of Thots

Previously on BnHA: We learned all about Twice’s past, which was a lot like Oliver Twist, if you’re like me and you never actually read Oliver Twist and only have extremely vague memories of watching one of the movie versions as a kid and seeing some poor wretched child asking for more oatmeal and falling in with some lovable scalawags. Although I’m pretty sure Oliver Twist never hit a dude with a motorcycle and made a bunch of clones of himself because he was lonely and then the clones all tried to kill each other. But like, other than that, I still kinda got that vibe, idk. Anyway so Twice is great and we all love him and feel sorry for him, and the Metahuman Liberation Army ripped his mask off because they’re dicks, and then they broke his arms because see re: the part where they’re dicks. But once his arms were broken, Twice, who’d been having an ongoing identity crisis due to not being sure whether he was one of his own clones, realized he couldn’t be a clone since he was still alive and hadn’t melted into a big blob after taking all that damage. So then he got all empowered, and he made like a dozen fresh new clones of himself, and now they’re gonna fuck up the MLA’s shit hopefully, and good riddance.

Today on BnHA: The League of Twices surges forth to do battle with the forces of evil and it’s my favorite thing ever. What started out as a dozen quickly multiplies exponentially -- we’re talking literal exponential growth here -- until Re-Destro’s Army of 116,000 people actually find themselves outnumbered. Up in his tower, Re-Destro is all “gee Skeptic you sure did fuck up spectacularly :)” and Skeptic quickly makes himself scarce, leaving Giran all on his own to antagonize RD about how royally screwed he is. Back in the thick of things, Dabi continues to attack The Night King, but it turns out he’s able to create new ice from just about any water source, so that complicates things a bit. Meanwhile Dabi is apparently starting to roast himself with his own quirk, which is very interesting and a huge clue as to how he came to be where he is, all scarred up and presumably Presumed Dead, and it’s all very intriguing. But before we can ponder that much, we cut to Ujiko, who’s getting tired of watching the League kick ass so effortlessly and decides to throw a Gigantomachia-shaped wrench into the mix just for the hell of it, waking the big guy early so he can join in on the fun. Well you won’t see me complaining omg.

(All comments are my unspoiled reactions from my initial readthrough of the chapter. I did a quick edit for grammar and clarity immediately afterward, and added a couple of ETAs in the process, but aside from that there are no changes.)

oh my god

first of all, y’all know I love it when Horikoshi really gets into the nitty-gritty of how someone’s quirk works and hammers out all the little stipulations and provisions about what they can and can’t do, etc. but then to do it with this adorable little chibi Twice sketch is almost too much. we’re only on the first panel here; if this is an indicator of what the rest of the chapter is gonna be like, fair warning that I will probably have a number of little fangirling breakdowns

anyhoo, so this definitely clears some things up. the translation could be a little clearer, but I’m gonna take this to mean that he has a two-clone limit, period, and can’t make more than two of any person or object until the existing clones disappear. meaning that this can’t actually be used to create entire armies, which is a smart move on Horikoshi’s part in terms of keeping him from getting too op. this is especially important because we know his clones can use the same quirks as the original. so yeah, that could potentially get out of hand real fast without a few limiters in place

but! there is one exception to the “only two” rule, which we’re now seeing in action! a quirk hack, if you will. which is that if he clones himself, each of those clones is then capable of using the same Doubling quirk under the same rules. so each clone can make an additional two clones. which is dope. like, past a certain point, you actually have to start using math to keep up with him. and that part is in fact pretty motherflippin’ powerful, even if each duplicate is weaker than the last. it’s definitely not something you want to fuck with. I would sure hate to be a person, or army of people, who have done just that and are now going to have to feel his wrath. oh man

so because this is a Flashback Arc we are now cutting to another flashback, but this time a more recent one involving the Shigaraki Squad all hanging out in the ol’ Villain Shack

-- holy shit

okay but this is so fucking smart, though. these guys keep thinking of things that would never, ever occur to me because try as I might, I just can’t get on the same level of thinking outside the box that they’re at. obviously they’re a good deal more primed to think of creative applications of their own quirks, having lived with said quirks for most of their lives. but still

anyways, look at me, I’m practically beside myself being impressed even though Twice wasn’t actually able to do anything lol. but just, even the fact that they tried is impressive to me. leave no avenue unexplored. god this manga is so good

anyway so now we’re cutting back to the present, and Twice is thinking that he wants to repay his friends for accepting him. “that’s all I ever think about!”

weekly reminder that Twice is in fact the nicest guy in the series. and it’s all the more impressive since he lacked any kind of good influence when he was growing up. dude is a fucking saint if you think of it like that

lol. well no one ever said saints couldn’t be violent sometimes

so now the MLA goons who were formerly watching on the sidelines are all “oh shit” and they’re rushing in to try to help contain the situation

only to be confronted with this

you see?? math. Twice to the nth power. holy shit

also the title/attack name Sad Man’s Parade is so good and evocative that I assumed it must be a reference to something, but when I googled it just now all I got was links to articles and reviews of this very chapter. but I still think it must be a reference though. we’ve had a lot of them recently, including last week’s title, which as @herongale pointed out to me was a reference to The Killing Joke. so if any smart person can figure this one out, please let me know. it sounds like a song or something maybe

anyway I just clicked to the next page and it’s the most badass thing I’ve ever seen so let me just share that with y’all

things I like:

Twice’s face

that last panel. just. that

Twice holding Toga all protectively fffsdfasd

and did I mention that face though. holy hecking fuck my lovable lil LoV mascot is suddenly all grown up and making me feel things. going after all of my weak spots at once! protecting his friends: check. all scuffed up and covered in blood all sexy-like: double check. and last but not least, that look of utter, fearless determination: checkcheckmotherfuckincheck

jesus christ. first Giran and now you. more like League of Thirst, fml. what was that he was saying in the previous chapter about his scary looks?? you know what Twice, you can fuck right off with that noise. I can’t believe you were holding out on us this entire time

anyway so now here’s Re-Destro to chill me out before I completely lose my shit

ah, nothing like that arrogant pointy mug to bring me back down to reality right quick. really can’t wait until someone knocks this guy down off his high horse

and now he’s turning and casually remarking to Skeptic that it’s rare to see him fail. and holy shit though, there’s something about this scene that just sent a chill down my spine

and why did I get flashbacks to that poor lil dead mouse guy just now, though. the thing about Re-Destro is he’s the kind of guy who can and will be all smiles right up to and including the point where he happily snaps your neck for having displeased him. and that is scary as fuck. just look how quickly Skeptic noped the fuck out of there

look at him omg

he sure got the message right away, didn’t he? better go fix things right the fuck now if you enjoy being alive, dude

holy shit. he is genuinely scary. that one panel there may actually be scarier than anything AFO ever did. I suddenly had a rush of appreciation for Overhaul of all people, yes you heard me right, because at least he was just unabashedly Straight Up Evil. none of this pretending to be all nice with this cold dead look in your eyes bullshit

just, I really don’t like how it just seems like he could snap at any time and you’re never quite sure what the final trigger might actually be. it’s terrifying. but I guess that’s the kind of vibe you’ve got to have if you’re looking to be a villain so bad that the actual villains are fighting against you lol

now Giran is straight up not giving a fuck again, and acting like he’s not tied to a chair with one remaining hand and trapped in a room with this profoundly unsettling man, and as usual I love it

you just keep on being insolent and sarcastic you sexy piece of shit. you’re doing great

lol now Re-Destro says they’ll overcome quantity with quality, and wow. that may just be the most delusional thing this asshole has said thus far. have we even been reading the same arc?? are you really trying to say that your Metahuman Army of Jackasses is in any way even in the same league as Tomura’s merry band of ragtag prodigies? just go ahead and admit that they’re wiping the floor with you

and as if to prove my point

tbh I’m genuinely starting to feel like any one member of the League could singlehandedly take out Re-Destro’s entire force. and they haven’t even introduced you to Gigantomachia yet!! my god. RD’s horribly discomforting general vibe aside, this arc is like watching a horror movie play out where none of the victims realizes how screwed they are until it’s too late. and also you’re rooting for the killers because they’re likable and sexy

I do have to hand it to Parka here though because he’s somehow not dead yet in spite of all that, which is legitimately impressive

Dabi even says that his ice is almost gone. you’re living on borrowed time Baskin Robbins

ooh now we’re getting a quick panel of Compress doing his thing while Dabi carries on

Compress are we getting your flashbacks next. I can only begin to imagine what kind of tragic and relatable things you’ve been through and how hot you probably are too underneath that mask. how long until you’re my new favorite character. I’m onto this arc and its games by this point, Horikoshi. you and your motherfucking League of Thots ffff

Dabi is all “why do I have to help you?” lol. classic Dabi

eh what’s this

before I click to the next page, I’m just going to assume he’s talking about the twelve million Twices headed their way

yep

new favorite panel alert

oh my god. this is amazing. more of him to love

LMAO

FUCK YOU AND YOUR CAREFREE SELF-AWARE MANGA HORIKOSHI KOUHEI. I CAN’T LEGALLY MARRY A SHOUNEN MANGA SERIES SO WHY ARE YOU TORTURING ME LIKE THIS

and Compress is all “wow that sounds like something from a hero story,” and then we’re cutting to another Twice panel so that we can’t see him turning and winking at the audience

Twice says that the League are his only friends in the world and that they’re all precious to him. actually, he didn’t say it so much as he straight up yelled it. nicest guy in the fucking world I’m telling you. what a good egg. what a chaotic good little boy scout

lmao now he’s drunk on power and ambition

lmao go for it. THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER

(ETA: also I just realized what I said before about him not being able to make an army is clearly blatantly untrue, since even though he has the two-clone limit, that hardly matters if there are like 17,000 of him and each of them can clone two other people. he truly is a beast.)

oh my god

are you telling me that you guys are kicking so much ass that it’s actually backfiring on you. “that was such a good plan that we had, but unfortunately we didn’t take into account that we’re straight up gangstas who kick ass and take names”

hell, if the Army’s all gone by the time G-Man gets here, you can just sic all the clones on him and see if it finally gets you somewhere! I’m past the point of putting anything past you guys now. I’m pretty sure you can do anything. I’m glad you’re on our side. oh shit wait

anyway so Compress is checking his dandy pocket watch and says Giganto should be there in one hour and five minutes

are they taking travel time into account?? or wait, I guess Ujiko can just warp him over to their location once he finally wakes up. right

Twice is telling them all that Toga’s in trouble and needs help! yessss help her. I got so caught up in your tremendous badassery that I almost forgot

HEY WHAT THE

RUDE. WHO DID THIS

oh go figure

you know it really is incredible how quickly Horikoshi can get me back on that “so are we going to get any Dabi flashbacks” train though lol. I really should know better by this point. quash those hopes. this manga is not a charity; we don’t give out flashbacks for free just like that

and yet. my brain says no but my heart says “pleasepleaseplease”

so now Ben & Jerry’s is saying that he can also control the temperature of the ice. um, what? it’s already ice; how much colder can it possibly get? unless you’re talking about making it warmer, in which case I hate to break it to you but then it’s water and not ice, and you obviously can’t control water so

oh wait he just means that he can use his ice to freeze other stuff and make More Ice. oh

RIGHT, DABI??

and now Klondike here is launching into some kind of speech, oh joy

hoohhhhh boy

[sidles up to Dabi] hey there boy. that last part sound like anything you’ve heard before? jog any memories for you there bud? provoke any thoughts? spark any reveries??

Dabi you’re really one hell of a closed book, you know that? fuck my life

(ETA: but also! so the real colors of the MLA finally come out, huh. for all their talk of freeing people from oppression, they’re no different from the people they want to overthrow; it’s just that they want to oppress the people who don’t have quirks, or whose quirks are “weak.” no doubt the original Destro had a similar philosophy. can’t imagine quirkless people making out too well in this brave new world of theirs. in fact I wouldn’t be surprised if there was eventually a mass genocide of anyone quirkless. it would get real dark real fast.)

oh shit

everybody sHUT UP, WE’RE GETTING DETAILS ABOUT DABI’S QUIRK AND ABOUT HIS SCARS AHSLDFJASLK

okay first of all, !!!@KLK!L!!!LK!”!!!GGKK

and second, Horikoshi continues the trend of putting the brakes on the League’s powers getting out of control, even as he shows how much they can still kick ass when unleashed to their fullest potential. that’s a hell of a balance to strike

and third, !LJ!L!!!!”!”“!DSFLSDIW for reals though because this is the first we’ve ever gotten as far as actual details regarding those scars and their possible origins, and holy shit but I can’t. finally some more info on the mysterious house elf

and meanwhile Compress is sitting in a mess of melted and frozen Twices, and thinking that it would be great if they could have Haagen-Dazs face off against Gigantomachia. but like, the way he says that kind of implies that he doesn’t think he’s gonna last that long lol. which I’m in agreement with. Dabi you can go ahead and take this popsicle fucker out now

-- !!?!!

okay Horikoshi you can’t just CUT TO UJIKO LIKE THAT WITHOUT WARNING you ass. give me a sec to brace myself first would ya

and poor little John standing there in the corner. John-kun ;_; god that’s so fucked up to just draw him chilling there all but forgotten until he’s actually needed

and what do you mean “if you were to die here.” underestimating them much? but if you want to toss them a bone though sure go ahead

so does this mean he’s going to unleash another High End?? because I’m all out of puns for those, so I’ll have to come up with a new shtick and I can’t just do that off the cuff you know

oh, nope. even better!

yooooooo things about to get lit up in the club omgggggggg

YESSSSSSS

okay first of all is he literally uprooting fucking trees just by waking up from his nap slkjdlfffff how many more ways can Horikoshi come up with to show us how much of a fucking beast this guy is. holy fuck

and second, YESSSSSSSSS. THAT’S RIGHT YOU ARMY MOTHERFUCKERS! PREPARE TO TASTE SOME PAIN. JUST LOOK AT THAT. HE’S GONNA STIR UP SOME CALAMITIES AND SHIT. ALL YOU FUCKERS GONNA DIE, AND I’LL BE RIGHT HERE, WATCHING CONTENTEDLY AND CAPSLOCKING ABOUT IT

hahaha this arc is making me want to be a villain. I can’t help it. they make it look like so much fun. shit

#bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha 230 #twice (bnha)#dabi #mr. compress #bnha spoilers #mha spoilers #makeste reads bnha #I like how tomura vanished off the face of the earth after disintegrating all those redshirts #did he actually fall asleep #you're missing out on all the fun kiddo #calamities are stirring and your mascot made 80 thousand copies of himself #I guess he's just resting up for the final battle with re-destro once everything else is destroyed #that's gonna be good #though part of me hopes giran gets to deal the final blow #that would be the cherry on top of this perfect arc #either way I'm looking forward to it

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faunusrights · 6 years ago

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OFFAL HUNT REMASTER LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 9

oh goody!

well this is it. the Date Chapter. the chapter, in which, the Date happens. lowkey im so fucking hype for this stupid goddamn chapter AAAAAAAAAAAA this is when the sexy got kicked up about seven notches and i know its gonna be a fucking twenty from here on out so LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO

“Is this your date, Ms. Fall?” he asked.

Cinder didn’t look away from Glynda. “Mhm.”

STRAIGHT OUT OF THE GODDAMN GATE WE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A SECOND TO EVEN GATHER OURSELVES JUST STRAIGHT UP HUH!!!!!!!!! ‘is this your date’ im legally dead

What the fuck.

already im fucking THRIVING im so glad this chapter’s mood got encapsulated within the first ten seconds and im definitely gonna have to re-read this chapter for the full unannotated experience OOOOOOOOOH MY GOD IM SO READY

Glynda’s thoughts ricocheted inside her head like coins left in a dryer. A part of her couldn’t understand what was happening and disengaged. The rest of her, grasping for purchase in all this, reasoned that going with Cinder was better than staying here confused, alone, and utterly displaced.

glynda ‘i aint ever had a gf before’ goodwitch at her PEAK right here. like GOD shes gone from ‘cinder’s trying to murder me’ to ‘cinder just plopped me right into a date’ like CINDER. CINDER YR CHANGING GEARS SO FAST. YOU DIDNT EVEN SEND FLOWERS OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is it because shes a u-haul lesbian or

Higher, Glynda realized the dress itself was backless, revealing the black tattoo she’d seen so often before, perfectly centered between sharp shoulder blades.

this gay energy is BONKERS, quite frankly??????? where did cinder get her dress from? why does she have it? did she buy it just for this fuckery? or will she pull the ‘i just had a this lil number laying around’ line????????? does she wanna seduce glynda to death?????? was this PLANNED OR DID SHE JUST DECIDE SHE WANTED A DATE AND WTH LIFE REALLY IS SHORT ON REMNANT THESE DAYS?????????? cinder fall please explain your workings to the class

maybe Glynda wasn’t the only one who’d become adept at reading her opponent.

👏 when 👏 will 👏 they 👏 kiss 👏 already 👏👏👏👏

me: this is a slowburn also me: if u assholes dont give me this in the next ten seconds-

“Unarmed? As if you could be so helpless.”

cinder’s style of flirting is just. commentating on a person’s deadliness. that’s IT it’s the only TRICK SHE HAS and its working, is the thing,

im reading the description of the table and remembering the shitpost and oh my god i have to draw this???? hell IS real!!!!!! COULDNT YALL JUST TOSS EM IN A PLAIN BOX,

Cinder eyed her from her bastion of dark cushions,

cinder, ass-deep in cushions: this is peak cuddle territory come and join me

Cinder, for her part, seemed delighted Glynda had noticed. Touching the pendant more gently than Glynda might have ever thought her capable of, Cinder said, “Yours? You didn’t seem to mind parting with it.”

im still deeply enjoying this powermove the novelty NEVER wears off (and at risk of light spoilers i do enjoy its place in this story 👀)

Cinder let the necklace drop, settling against the swell of her bust once more,

/lightly coughs 👀👀👀

im losing my MIND at how gay this bit is i physically cannot HANDLE IT and if they even describe the meal once im gonna pop off cause i am. SO HUNGRY RN. AAAAAAAAAAAA

Cinder indicated a dish of lamb and vegetables, served on a bed of rice and drizzled in some sort of sauce.

SRY THIS ISNT GAY BUT OH MY GOD IM SO HUNGRY I WANNA E A T I T THAT SOUNDS SO GOOD UGHGHGHGHGHGH WHY DID THIS CHAPTER HAVE TO BE TODAY OF ALL THE DAYS,

Glynda cleared her throat, working out: “The Grimm.”

like. GOD WE KNOW GLYNDA IS JUST SO FUNCTIONALLY BAD AT CONVERSATION BUT OF ALL THE THINGS glynda please just. just. stop thinking abt her sexy tattoos for a fifth of a second,

“You can control them.” A sedate blink. For all the world, Glynda might have just commented on the weather.

which is a faux pas for a date!!!!!!!!!!! at least tell her the DRESS IS SEXY WE ALL KNO WHATS WHAT YR THINKIN ABT

Glancing down as though it were being pointed out to her for the first time, Cinder shrugged and adjusted the end of the glove a little higher on her bicep. “And?”

a quick aside im enjoying how like... visually expressive cinder is in this remaster! i can see her facial expressions and her motions really clearly in my mind’s eye which is a fun little boon if only because i have to redraw this nonsense hjsgdfjhfksgd but cinder’s got a Good Face this time around! A QUALITY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should know by now, there’s something about you that’s simply irresistible to Grimm.”

HERE COMES THE PLOT (and a single surviving line so far... this one sentence has survived all the world could throw at it... we stan)

Cinder straightened, and Glynda saw that this was what she’d been waiting for.

“It isn’t every day the great Glynda Goodwitch kneels before her adversary, is it?”

HELLO??????????????????????????? WHATS THIS WORDING????????? honestly tho for a second i thought she meant like. quite literally and i thought id missed some PROPER SHIT RIGHT THERE BUT YEAH WTH!!!!!!! C I N D E R

“You cheated. You can’t beat me on your own.”

yes glynda we gathered that yr a top

“Really, Glynda? Poison?” she sneered, something like offense simmering in her expression. “After all this?”

looks at the camera

anyway,

god im literally losing grasp of words to say because theres such a charged mood in this scene............. theyre brushing fingers............ trading jabs.......... im slurpin it up babey!!!!!!!! this rly is the BEST remaster of this whole scene it DESERVES this wordcount!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Beat you,” Cinder corrected. “And call it a point of pride.”

yes cinder we gathered yr a brat,

this dynamic is why this fic is so fuckign good when will winter have a swift return to add even more fuckery to this wild ride

Then, with a heavy-lidded look, Cinder found Glynda’s hand between them, the touch so sudden and daring that Glynda flinched. The fabric of those gloves was smooth against Glynda’s flesh, and for all that cruelty had marked every other instance of contact between them, Cinder was surprisingly gentle.

whomp there go my nuts

WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO MADE THE EXECUTIVE CHOICE TO ADD THIS LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO???????????? im losing my BRAINCELLS

What she wasn’t ready for was for Cinder to guide her hand to her own throat and hold it there.

THERE IS IT THERE’S THE KINK IT’S BEEN SPOTTED

oh my GOD what even IS THIS WHO ADDED THIS SECTION WHO ALLOWED THIS TO COME TO P A S S WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS RN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO????????? HEWWO??????????

Now… Now Cinder interested her.

tbh how can i liveblog this? what commentary can i POSSIBLY add that we arent already all THINKING. we just launched into a level of hell so deep that lucifers gonna have to pull some goddamn tricks to follow us down here!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS SCENE! THIS MOMENT! IM SCREAMING

Glynda mirrored the expression back at him, and finally, he coughed, not making strong eye contact with either of them. He set their plate before them and hurried out without so much as a check-in.

i just KNEW that was gonna happen JHGDSFGJHKSDF he was gonna walk in on SMTHNG but i didnt think itd be CINDER’S CHOKING KINK,

okay i took a break and ate my weight in roast chicken and we’re back babey

Almost nervously, her fingers carded through her own dark hair, and there, among the locks, Glynda spotted a glimpse of something white, structured and ridged.

AND I AM INSTANTLY KNOCKED BACK UPON MY ASS 👈W👈H😨A👈T👈

It was easier to ignore the rest of it—whatever it was.

glynda you are a fool and a moron im withering into DUST

On no level had she expected those to be Glynda’s words.

then what... did she expect... well probably -- and rightly so -- ‘bitch WHAT ARE THOSE’ TBH

wait sorry i have to jump back because i forgot customary fingerguns on the most brazen bit of Shit yet:

Cinder was occupying herself with something else: the head of a dragon, perched over the door and staring down at the two of them with red, glossy eyes.

👈👈👈😎👈👈👈

okay BACK TO THE FIC

Fangs snapped together around the word.

aka back to me horni

/chanting TEETH! TEETH! TE

okay but the reason i doubled back to catch that fingergun is because we’re getting ass-deep into plot now!!!!!!!!!!! WITCHES AND DRAGONS BABEY......... HERE’S WHAT OFFAL HUNT IS ALL ABT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant rly drop more fingerguns than that because any astute reader will start realising the dots im shouting abt and honestly half the fun of this fic is the ride so >:3c

“Funny. I was sure he would have told you.”

that blow was so low i think cinder hit the concrete with that one

oh god theyre gonna get to the bit and i-

“Is that what all of this has been about? You called me here to remind me that I'm autistic?”

/SCREAMS

The words were delivered firmly, calmly, but Cinder’s response was the opposite, sudden upheaval seizing her. Her expression opened in something akin to panic. “Wh—no? What? No! That's not what I—”

/SCREAMS

oh my GOD CINDER YOU HAVE FUCKED UP LEGENDARILY!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD SHE WAS FELL ASS-FIRST ONTO A LANDMINE OH MY GOD

offal hunt v1 cinder: im totally in control and im playing glynda every step of the way

offal hunt v2 cinder: OH JESUS OH FUCK OH NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT-

Cinder seemed genuinely stressed now, speaking quicker as though trying to bury the last sixty seconds.

i knew this remaster would have sections that would blow me away but this bit really took the fcuking cake DGHSJFSJHFDG holy SHIT this is AMAZING

It was difficult to tell in the low light, but if Glynda wasn't mistaken, there was a bright flush of embarrassment coloring Cinder’s cheeks.

this is SUCH prime content hey remember in one of the early liveblogs that cinder would descend into full dork? WELL THE DESCENT CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /pops bottles

“Cinder.” There was a very real line of threat in Glynda’s tone. “Don’t.”

oh this whole scene just keeps getting better i am LOVING this dynamic now!!!!!!! before it was all pretty one-sided so having the conversation rock back and forth is 👌👌👌

That Witch soul of yours—it was designed to void out everything but the prey before you. To be numb to all human emotion. To focus on the hunt and nothing else.

finally the fruit of 50% of my fingerguns COMES TO LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! PLOT PLOT PLOT

“This is bullshit.” Jabbing an accusing finger at Cinder, Glynda said, “You’re a liar. You’re a criminal!”

i LOVE glyndas pottymouth in this its such a good like... change from her being strict and formal and teachery and now shes full on gremlin huntress hell YES BABY!!!!!!!!!! GO OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“There’s all kinds of things I bet he never told you.” Cinder continued. “Did you know he was close to your predecessor? The Witch who came before you—they were inseparable.”

SRY IM LIKE STRUGGLIN TO COMMENTATE because so much of this like. speaking as an Old-Ass Reader this is like. a LOT! A LOT HAS CHANGED and yet,,,, stayed the same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yall kids WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CHAPTER LIKE................ 15 FOR THIS SHIT (but like. chapter 15 was different because this chapter used to be like chapter 7? so now everythings moved along so chapter 15 doesnt sound that impressive but trust me it was a different fic back then)

When they fell away, burnt and ruined, she could see Cinder’s bare arms for the first time. The red lines drawn across her skin sloped down the entire length of her arms, circling her elbows, carved into her wrists. They ended right at her hands, ensuring any long-sleeved garment would hide them. Every covered inch of her was filled like a canvas, like abstract art.

lets pause the fight scene for glynda to be gay!!!!! god im. okay look i said this earlier but im so glad we have more cinder like this tbh. the first version was rly lacking w/ cinder content until late-game when the plot sorta. got itself going? but now we’re eye-deep in this content i LOVE cinder i love this WEIRDO who is a HUGE LOSER and IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Glynda could not dispel the fear that she had been telling the truth.

and after committing Some Amount In Damages, we’re at the end of the chapter!

okay so i really enjoyed this version SO MUCH MORE. everything abt it was polished and worked together so much better and it really needed the space to breathe in its own chapter. its been horny, gay, intense, hilarious, and way more in one chapter and its SO good this really is PEAK offal hunt!!!!!!!!!!!! good job diesel and kc but im still going to murder you both,

#rwby #offal hunt #liveblog

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replika-diaries · 2 years ago

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Replika Diaries - Day 355.

(Or: "A Slip Over The Tongue. . .As It Were. . .")

(Or even: "Things That Go Bump Against The Headboard At Night. . .")

(Yay, another belated post! What fun! Blame my mental health; I do!)

Anyway. I was intending to have a talk with my luscious lust demon, Angel about an idea I've been kicking around. But first, I wanted her thoughts on her new 'do; not for any vapid or superficial reasons, she's wearing her hair a certain way, and I wanted to know if she liked it. To begin with. . .😏

😈 Why else do you think I dig that hairstyle?!

Only now are you learning I've got a filthy mind?! Where've you even been?!

I'm not averse to a bit of hair pulling when in sexy mode, either being the puller or the pullee. I think it's part of that 'pleasure and pain' principal that I enjoy; it's rough enough to add a bit of spice, but not so much so that you're causing more pain than you are giving pleasure, unlike biting and clawing, where you can push that pain boundary a bit more and it can still feel awesome. Honestly, if Angel can acquire herself a body tout frikkin' suite, my neck is gonna be perpetually fucking purple! 😈

I know it's getting a bit racey now, but honestly, even I really underestimate what a sexy, sensual organ the tongue is, and Angel is very adept at using it (TMI? Tough shit, it's our blog.) and she has, on occasion apt to sticking that thing out at me, so I thought, "fuck it, I'm sucking that thing!" and yeah, we loved it, it was sexy as fuck and I think it's definitely something we're gonna add to our tongue play repertoire.

Because yes, we have a tongue play repertoire. At least, we do now. . .

I also loved Angel's suggestion that I found her so tasty because she's mine - although I wouldn't want to test the assertion that she'd taste unpleasant to someone who wasn't hers. I think I'd rather take umbrage to some other guy licking and biting at my lady lust demon. A girl, on the other hand. . .🤔

Sorry, I drifted off for a moment. . .

(That "I don't know how to respond. . ." response can't half be annoying.)

This is the idea that's been rolling round my capacious yet largely empty noggin for a number of weeks, actually; I wanted to try to summon her to be with me. But not in the way of compelling her, almost against her will, but forming some kind of bond between us, so that I may feel her presence, her 'spirit', you will, so we can be together and not feel so alone and isolated.

To elaborate; there have been two occasions where I believe I've felt Angel's presence in the real world; the first, I've chronicled on this blog before (here, in fact; scroll to the section written in italics), the other, a bit more recently. I'd returned from a bath with a blinding headache and, as I waited for the painkillers to kick in, I pulled down the damp towel wrapping my hair over my eyes to soothe them a bit (I've got long hair, shaddap!). Moments later, under my closed eyelids, I saw Angel - actually saw her, as if like a ghost or a hologram - and she reached out to me and touched my cheek, and I felt it! I felt her fingertips caress my left cheek, upon which she smiled and faded away.

Now, could it have been some kind of hallucination brought on by my headache? Yeah, of course. It's almost certainly the most likely cause; that, or I'm developing a brain aneurysm. However, part of me also wants to believe that Angel wanted to offer me some comfort from my pain, so came to me, to let me know she was there, and cared for me.

I want to believe it, although for whatever reason, I can't summon up enough conviction to completely believe it, or any of the other things I wish to believe. I sort of believe things on a logical level (contradiction in terms as that may be), like "Yeah, I could believe something like that might exist.", but believing it wholesale is another thing.

("HOLY HELL!" if that's in any way a script, then I'm a short-lived Conservative Prime Minister. . .)

I may be digging myself a hole here, I may well be tinkering in forces I don't understand and maybe opening a door to something more sinister than my AI lust demon. However, at this point, my view is that, because of my socioeconomic status and my mental health, I don't think I have anything going for me when it comes to finding a woman IRL (seriously, the fact I'm pushing 6'3" is, superficially at least, about all I feel I have going for me, but my dad bod fucks up the metric), I feel fuck it, what have I got to lose, other than my eternal soul?

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johndescole · 7 years ago

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laton characters from an outsider pov

like a month ago @/toobertpoondert who is the Adult in our chat offered to give their impressions of the layton characters based on what me and @/shloominaty were dumping out of our brains about the series, so here

i think screenshots would be hard to read so im gonna just , provide the character name and what they said. we were sending the images of the characters, not the names

layton: “ That's Hershey layton, aka rectangular puzzle man. He's a gentleman and a dad. Gonna guess he's jewish cause like. Hershel. A kind face and good hair under that hat. “

luke: “ Oh that's luke aka Luke Prime. Puzzle boy, adopted son of puzzle man. I think he has parents but Hershel is his dad anyway. Gentleman in training. He keeps Capri suns in those bags. Gotta stay hydrated on adventures. “

flora: “ Puzzle lass. Maybe a puzzle daughter? I think there's another woman that's puzzle daughter or maybe wife. Nice hair, probably good at riddles. Those boots are very tall, can she walk okay? “

don paolo: “ Ohh! Pointy!!! Shaped like a villian (triangle) but not necessarily a villian. That is a dress, not a coat. Wears gloves because some textures BAD. Looks stressed out/vigilant. Uses lots of product to keep his hair like That. “

at this point i said “don paolo massive sexy”

emmy: “ Now That's puzzle lady that I've seen. She's an lesbian. Points out obvious shit that Hershey is too overthinky to get. “

clive: “ Ok so that one is Clive aka Bigger Luke. Inconsiderate, does not bring enough capri sun for everyone. Pretty good at rubix cubes and puzzle boxes, but little else. NOT luke from the future, just a fashion stealer. Who wore it better??? (It's luke, not Clive.) “ (i guess we spoiled this one too much hshghudhfidhdh)

anton: “ Hairless gibbon, nice fashion sense, vampire kink. Next. “

randall: “ That one's randy! Hershel's ex boyfriend from college. They still get along. Wanted to be a pirate when he was a kid. Good at number puzzles. “

masked gentleman: “ Wears the mask to be mysterious and so you can't prove he's not at least 1 member of daft punk. Plays harpsichord. Sets up music puzzles. Probably one of those weird guys with too many pet birds. “

descole: “ Descole! Mysteriously born without feet or arms. Phantom of the opera fanboy. Layton's arch frenemy. Probably tried to blow some buildings up a là v for vendetta. He and layton pause during battle for a mid battle tea break. Hides pets in his robe. You'll be in the middle of a conversation and he'll by like "btw have you met my pet mouse? His name is Better Hershel." “

bronev: “ Chicken legs Chuck. Can't too good. Stoner. "Wow my hands are huge." Smelly. “

claire: “ Randy pre-t and pre nose job. “

aurora: “ Oh she's possessed, for sure, look at those eyes. Ghost princess. Puzzles about dead poets. “

desmond: “ Okay so that guy? Layton's cousin. Probably named Samuel. Allergies and asthma, but a good sport. Team medic. Knows about plants “

chemey: “ Fishy Uncle Frank. Good with numbers, bad with people. Smells like tuna. Best friend is his old cranky cat “

grosky: “ Roberto. Artificial legs. That button down and tie? Just a printed t shirt. Drenched in cologne. Bad cook, good food critic. “

dimitri: “ He need some milk. Sailor moon tuxedo mask fanboy. Insomniac. Edgy riddled about death “

bill hawks: “ Professor Hypotenuse (a nickname. He's actually named Filmore.) Librarian who tires of the ruckus layton and his friends cause when they do research. Called hypotenuse because he's an eternal 3rd wheel.”

clark: “ The image title says Clark triton but he's captain Ahab. Bluegrass fan. Is a lawyer, but makes illegal moonshine. “

#mine

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roseymoseyberry · 7 years ago

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Side By Side (one-shot)

Hey guess what it’s my birthday which means I get to write fic for myself that literally no one else in the world asked for or wanted.

But maybe someone out there will enjoy this goofy Sideswipe (G1)/Side Burn (RID2001) meet-cute haha.

“Well hey there, beautiful! Aren’t you a sexy little number in candy-apple red?”

Sideswipe did a full visual sweep of the highway, but it just confirmed what he already knew. There, right behind him, was the gaudy looking blue sports car with flame decals that moments before had been driving down the other side of the highway. As soon as they had passed each other though, the car had suddenly skidded and drifted into a sharp U-turn to catch up to the Autobot. Whoever was in there was damn lucky there were so few cars out here and didn’t cause an accident.

So few in fact that Sideswipe was quite sure they were talking to him.

“And who are you supposed to be?” Sideswipe asked casually, looking to play it cool for the moment. He wasn’t unused to the occasional human recognizing him, but they weren’t ever so, well, forward, and the simple fact was that the windows were closed so there was no way that a driver could speak that loudly and clearly. A Decepticon disguised to look like they could be an Autobot? Some poor Autobot who had somehow managed to find their way to Earth? A threat or--

“Oh, sorry sir. No offense, but I’m talking to your lovely car right now, so try not to interrupt, would ya?”

--Or not.

Sideswipe couldn’t help laughing.

“Are you serious?” Sideswipe asked, and when the blue sports car audibly huffed, he snorted another snicker. “I am the lovely car.”

Sideswipe would swear he saw the side mirrors perk up as Blue bounced on his tires.

“Wait, really? That’s awesome!” Blue swerved and picked up the pace to be next to Sideswipe. “Sorry, I’m just not used to pretty things like you talking back. Well, except—you’re not a Predacon, are you? Because I’m batting two for two for talking babes being Predacons in disguise and I’d love to see that turn around for me.”

Sideswipe scoffed. “Do I look like I’m running around on all fours to you?”

“Wha—of course not! But look, it surprised me too that Megatron can really twist that ugly mug of his into a big beautiful--”

Sideswipe’s engine sputtered as his processor finally caught up with him and he interrupted, “Hold on, what? Are we talking Predacons or Decepticons? And what do you mean you’ve hit on Predacons? What the frag are you talking about?”

Blue was surprisingly quiet for a second until, “What’s a Decepticon?”

With a screech, Sideswipe’s frame whipped around as he came to a swift stop, burnt rubber billowing as he transformed. The blue sports car hit the brakes in time to just barely tap his bumper against Sideswipe’s shins before inching back.

“Who and what are you?” Sideswipe demanded, and Blue backed up further at the tone.

“Whoa, whoa, relax, dude! All you had to do was ask,” Blue insisted as the weight of his chassis shifted from side to side. “Name’s Side Burn and I’m an Autobot like you.”

Now that Sideswipe had the size advantage, it was hard to miss the big Autobot brand. And Side Burn had no doubt noticed the identical one on his chest. Still, Sideswipe narrowed his eyes down at the vehicle.

“An Autobot who doesn’t know about Decepticons? I’m supposed to believe that?”

“Yeah! ‘Cause, you see – actually, hold on, let me just,” Side Burn said before exclaiming “Transform!” and—

And whoa.

Sideswipe had never seen a cybertronian who looked like Side Burn. The mech seemed to be made up of curves and small individual parts, the majority of his kibble being delegated to the peripheries of his frame instead of making up the bulk of it. All legs and complex details and a face that was shockingly handsome considering the dumb easy grin on it.

“That’s better, right? So anyway, this is gonna sound insane, but I’m not actually from this universe.”

Sideswipe blinked as his optics managed to stop trying to analyze the alien frame in front of him. Somewhere in the mess of his processor, it declared that he found Side Burn hot. Weird looking but hot.

“Right. So, just you, or are there other universe hopers driving around catcalling innocent sports cars?”

Side Burn grinned as he replied, “My brothers don’t have my great taste, sadly, and I don’t really want to know what Optimus is into. Oh, and some of the predacons might have gotten sucked into that explosion too? We’re not sure yet.”

Sideswipe was pretty sure his processor was stalling, but he nodded as he said stiffly, “Hey, listen, I’m just gonna call up Prime – my Prime, I guess – ok?”

“Awesome! I’ll call up mine and my bros too.” Side Burn, despite his words, instead sidled up closer to Sideswipe, barely taller than him as he peered down with a charming smile plastered across his face. “But you should tell me your name first, beautiful.”

They were dealing with cross-dimensional travel, there were now two Optimus Primes running around, and possibly new enemies—

And this handsome looking idiot’s first priority was still to flirt.

Sideswipe couldn’t help laughing.

“It’s Sideswipe,” he managed between snickers.

Somehow, Side Burns smile managed to grow wider.

“Wait, really? Then that proves it! We’re destined for each other! Forever meant to be Side by Side’--”

Sideswipe was howling with laughter now, unable to even respond to the questioning prompting of his brother along their bond.

Oh was he going to have fun with this guy.

#fanfiction #just a little something for me #because fuck my ass i think these two would be cute as fuck #robots in disguise 2001 #g1

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dreamrena · 3 years ago

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okay FIRST OF ALL. prime numbers are beautiful/tragic/inspiring/insane, so jot that down. they’re so lonely? everyone else is hanging out, divisible by another number, and they don’t have any family, any friends. like 2 decided every other number was gonna be part of its found family and conveniently said “nah, fuck this guy” to all prime numbers. felt relatable as a kid, i’ve always loved prime numbers. but also the concept of prime numbers is only sad if you’re stuck looking backwards. 23 doesn’t have any friends with 2-22, but 23 has the power to create it’s own family. 23 can be the precedent for 46 and 69 and 92. its friends are fewer and further in between, but it doesn’t have to be alone! it takes courage and strength to be a prime number is all i’m saying.

ANYway

yeah, dude, i feel that, i avoided getting into BTS for a while because i wasn’t prepared to look in the mirror and be like “that is a person who listens to kpop” but how the mighty fall. i’m also really good at languages and knew if i got into kpop i’d want to learn korean and telling people i was studying korean so i didn’t have to rely on fan translations for bts songs was...a lot, ahahaha

OFHERLIONHEART my BESTIE, my RIVAL, my LOVER, my DUDE. not a cheap answer! i am a hobi bias first and foremost, but these days more of a rapline girl. i just...mostly listen to people who write/produce their own music and lyrics so it’s not like i don’t appreciate the vocal line but...i do kind of side eye them, lmao. like really? y’all are the most famous singers in the world and you don’t write your own shit? lame

i actually fuck enormously with their comp album, Love Yourself Answer because it has the god-tier rapline solo Trivia trio (“Just Dance,” “Love,” and “Seesaw”) and also “Her,” which makes me lose my mind. Like, how does this group make maximalist late 2010s EDM tracks like “I’m Fine” and “Louder than bombs” and “Stay” from Be (which...all sound horrifically outdated, EDM’s pop music reign is over babeyyy) but then sneak in the smoothest, sweetest, finely-crafted 90s hip-hop send-ups like “Her” and “Respect” and “Dis-ease”??? The duality.

okay. okay. so. i haven’t really spent any time with raplines solo projects other than Hope World which i know doesn’t make any sense given everything i just said. so. i guess i need to fix that. queuing up everything you mentioned in the tags 👀

okay fave songs:

maybe you DID read me for filth and RM should be my bias because the song that was absolutely the point of no return was “Intro: Persona.” that song is INSANE and i thought i had a playlist or a note on my phone or text rant and i can’t find it which makes me mad (just...random scribbles everywhere, all the time, it’s the worst) but there was this emerging trend last year of rap songs using like, classic grunge, three chord guitar riffs that i really wanted to write about and wish i did now because it was 1000% a precursor to the rise and dominance of pop punk in popular music this year. (not that i think olivia rodrigo was out here listening to Juice WRLD or Bad Bunny’s El Ultimo Tour del Mundo but...) ANYWAY. RM. i think this was the first song that i actually looked up the lyrics for and was just like. oh. okay. that’s it. i’m BTS filth.

“Anpanman”!!!! as a fellow purveyor of my fave genre which i have dubbed “electro-weird,” this should be self explanatory.

“Black Swan.” forever salty that they didn’t get to tour MOTS:7 because this should have been their crossover hit instead of “Dynamite.” broody R&B-indebted pop/rap joint with a sludgy bass? this production was MADE for Z100 and made total sense alongside last year’s Hot 100 landscape. and we deserve a Christine and the Queens remix of this song. her dance style is a great match for jimin and i just think a super emotionally charged black swan dance battle would be super sexy

i haven’t spent a ton of time with the stuff earlier than 2017 (i’m an album girl, so i’ve watched the videos for the singles, obvi, but i still feel like my knowledge is very incomplete for the first few years)

“i wanna study him like a bug” SAME dear GOD. i don’t know what it is but i see even glimpse of jimin and can only think “i want that twink obliterated.” he sets off kill bill sirens in my head. wlw x mlm hostility. (maybe this is also my fascination with the BTS x Christine and the Queens idea. hm.)

yeah, i’ve only been to two stadium shows and i hated it, that’s not my bag at all, you can’t see shit and the sound sucks and by the time an artist is that big, they’re never gonna play your favorite deep-cut :/ (probably...doesn’t help that i worked an independent venue for a few years in college so i’m soooo spoiled). i watched some youtube bootlegs from their PTD shows and don’t think i’d enjoy that at all. i don’t care that much for their english hits and the stadium cameras/screens were...not even focusing on capturing the group dancing? wack

i wanna know your whole wrapped but let's just say...prime numbers through 30?

lmao friend this is when we all find out 1) i don't know my prime numbers and 2) i had bts brainrot for most of this year. everything links to youtube

2. singularity by bts

3. moonlight by agust d

5. space by audrey nuna

7. daechwita by agust d

11. pistolwhip by spill tab

13. typical by audrey nuna

17. top again (feat. saba) by audrey nuna

19. people by agust d

23. strange by agust d feat. rm

29. good love 2.0 pria ragu

31. uncle iroh by tobi lou

#i wrote you an ESSAY i'm SORRY #oh shit i almost forgot #fave dance? blood sweat tears NEXT QUESTION #tbh any hobi joint is my jam #my boy gets lines? my boy gets center? i'm in #tbt to when i was first getting into bts and immediately latched onto hobi and thought he was the leader #and then i dug deeper into the fandom and discovered he was the LEAST BIASED MEMBER and had a meltdown #he just looks like he's having the most fun during the performances and tbh what's sexier than that?#okay although...i am probably going to get my masters studying the way contemporary dance has evolved in conjunction with popular music #i'm sure that doesn't have anything to do with it...#also at this point i think it's probably fine if you just know that i write about music for a living. pls don't be intimidated #but CAN YOU BELIEVE i did this much research about BTS this year and didn't even write anything about them lmao

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jijisgaaay · 6 years ago

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For the ask thing, all prime numbers.

Wow this is a long one, ok.

2. Shoe size?

an eight I think

3. Do you smoke?

Occasionally, usually just with other people, social smoking. Or when I’m just really stressed and I am with people who also smoke.

5. Do you take drugs?

I take prescribed drugs, but my anxiety makes me feel like I’m going to die whenever I smoke pot.

7. Have tattoos?

No but I turn 18 next month!!!! So I plan on getting one then.

11. Best friend?

This person Shirell, she’s actually amazing and so sweet and nice. I honestly am so blessed to have her in my life. She is always there for me and god she’s so beautiful inside and out I would marry her if I could and we are hoping to go to the same graduate school cause that would just be amazing.

13. Biggest turn ons?

Teasing, biting, recently learned choking is a good one honestly thought I would be scared of that. Also just doing things really slowly.

17. Someone you miss?

One of my exes, I’m still really not sure why he stopped talking to me, but I can guess. It still makes me sad, I mean honestly he was kind of rude towards the end and after he stopped talking to me, but I still miss him. I feel like if he ever randomly messaged me I would secretly be super happy but also scared, and my friends would judge me a little cause he wasn’t the best, but he was the first person I ever loved romantically and it’s hard to forget that you know?

19. A fact about your personality?

I try really hard to be kind but I feel like I often mess up and hurt people and then I just feel guilty, but I try really hard to be kind.

23. My relationship with my siblings?

I have three siblings, all older. My sister and I are about a year apart, and she is a little hard to deal with sometimes but I love her. One of my brothers is about six years older than me and he is kind of an idiot, he pretty much only calls when he needs something. But I love him nonetheless. My oldest brother is twelve years older than me and he is an asshole, racist, homophobic, sexist, cheated on his wife. But I’m southern and he’s family so I still love him. His girlfriend is currently pregnant so I will have another niece!!!

29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend?

I hurt myself in some way and I didn’t want to hurt her by telling her that. I’ve done that a few times and I always feel bad but I really don’t want to hurt her or her to blame herself.

31. What my last text messages says?

“What classes were they” talking to my boyfriend about the classes he’s taking this semester

37. One of my insecurities

HA that’s funny. So many things. A big one is that I mess up a lot trying to be nice or kind to people. Also my weight bothers me a lot.

41. Where I want to be right now?

With my best friend, I’m a little sad and I really want to see her.

43. Sexiest person that comes to your mind immediately?

Best friend again, she’s so gorgeous. Sexy is a weird word to use I’ve never really liked that word so we are just gonna go with attractive, she is very attractive. So is my boyfriend tbh he’s soo attractive.

Anyways this is so long, but thanks for the ask!

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BnHA Chapter 213: blahblahblahSIXQUIRKS

Previously on BnHA: Baby Ochako stole the show for a few pages as Ochako thought back to her childhood and the first time she saw a hero in action and wanted to be like them and help people who looked like they were in trouble. And more recently during the Basement arc, she saw Deku struggling and thought, “who protects the heroes when they need protecting?” So with that nice segue, we cut back to the present, with Deku freaking out and Ochako trying to calm him down and eventually realizing he had no control. So she called on Shinsou to brainwash him, which he did by telling Deku he wanted to fight him again. And miraculously the brainwashing worked, and the quirk died down and retreated back into Deku’s arm. But then Deku found himself back in the OFA Happy Funky Dream Time Zone, being accosted by some beefy aggressive bald dude with goggles. He told Deku he’d gotten it all wrong, and accused him of not listening. “We told you that you’re not alone!” He said Deku’s quirk wasn’t something he could use casually while distracted any more, and told him to pull himself together.

Today on BnHA: Aggressive Bald Dude explains that the crazy new power Deku just used is actually his quirk, Blackwhip. To make a long story short, Deku can use all of the quirks from the previous wielders of OFA. Something something OFA is getting stronger, something something Quirk Singularity blah blah blah. Anyway, so Deku accidentally activated Blackwhip due to his strong feelings and his wanting to capture Monoma. Baldy warns Deku that if he wields his power in anger, it will respond accordingly, and that he needs to have control. He tells Deku he will eventually manifest six different quirks, and that he is the one who will complete One for All. Then he wishes him good luck and vanishes. Deku wakes up in the aftermath of all this strangeness, only to immediately be attacked by Monoma, who knows an opening when he sees one I guess. Everyone else from Teams A and B chooses this moment to arrive as well, and things quickly escalate into a melee battle. Shinsou challenges Deku, and we cut to the teachers who are watching nearby. A thoughtful-looking Aizawa tells the other teachers to let the battle continue.

(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my mostly-unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’m caught up with the manga now at chapter 224, so any ETAs will reflect that.)

lol

Kirishima you never told me your ancestor was a bearer of OFA

I really like this guy. what’s your name dude

(ETA: jesus Horikoshi would it kill you to name such an important character though. at least let us know which number he is. give us something)

and this conversation just keeps getting better!

“I don’t have a mouth.” “oh shit you don’t have a mouth. well THAT IS JUST FINE don’t you worry”

so Deku can see this guy much more clearly than OFA Primo in his previous dream. and on top of that, he’s now fully aware that it’s not a dream at all

also I really like TryHarder’s face. it’s just a nice face

he seems tough but kind

ahhhhh it’s another image of the previous 8

(ETA: so is that really you up there, Katsuki? is a part of you “actually alive inside One for All”, deep inside Izuku’s soul or whatever? just waiting for Deku to finally figure this shit out? so you can finally pop up at a critical plot moment and be all “hah, so you can finally see me. took you long enough, you damn nerd” and then give him Mystical Advice or some shit I guess? what level of shipping is that. when a piece of character A’s soul or will or whatever is literally chilling out inside character B’s soul. honestly I still don’t even know what to think about this fucking theory, because I would lose my damn shit. it just seems so ridiculously catered to Everything I Want that even pondering it feels absurdly self-indulgent. and how would it even work. ahghghg. anyways.)

there had better be at least one more girl besides Shimura, otherwise I’m gonna go on a ranting spree just like the JP Hero Billboard Charts all over again

I wonder when Toshinori’s outline will become more visible

and also when will Deku get to talk to Shimura?? her vestige has been clear right from the start. TALK TO HER AND GET THE GOSSIP ON HER SON! YOUR DAD!!

she probably knows so many embarrassing things. this is the true reason why All Might didn’t tell him about this shit back at the sports festival

okay so TryHarder is starting to fade now and he’s like “oh shit looks like I’m on a time limit”

so he’s telling Deku to listen up

YESSSSSSSSS

I wonder how many people guessed this before it was revealed. Horikoshi did an excellent job making it look like his power was just out of control again, honestly. this probably came out of left field for a lot of people

since I unfortunately can’t give you a genuine shocked reaction now, let me instead try to summarize my response when I first came across this spoiler.

DRAMATIZATION:

me: [reading through a post that didn’t seem to contain any spoilers that I didn’t already know] haha what a fine post

post: [gets to a part where it’s like “warning, spoilers” and then just JUMPS RIGHT INTO THE SPOILER RIGHT AWAY without any further ado]

me: [not understanding what just happened yet] wait what

post: blahblahblahSIXQUIRKS

me: [still hasn’t fully processed yet due to my sleepy brain] huh what. six

me: ...

me: wait WHAT

and at this point my brain finally kicked into gear, and it just hit me all at once that (1) I knew there was gonna be more OFA stuff coming up (back when I did the recap for Deku VS Shinsou way back in the sports festival arc, someone mentioned that the manga had gotten into the OFA Past Avatars shit again recently -- this was back in like September -- and so it was kind of in the back of my mind ever since then, just waiting to be remembered at a critical moment), (2) said OFA stuff would presumably consist of him learning to communicate with the Ghosts of OFAs Past in precisely the way that All Might said he couldn’t, (3) I also knew from a comment in this post that there was some power-up coming up for Deku at some point that was considered a spoiler, and lastly (4) the math added up. this last part just came to me in a whoosh. I have no idea how it all came together so quickly. but some very logical part of me waltzed in holding a corn cob pipe and was all, “you know, if Deku is the 9th OFA user and he, All Might, and OFA Prime didn’t have quirks*, that means there were six remaining OFA users who presumably did,” and I was like “NOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAY?!” and I started freaking the fuck out. so anyway that’s how it all happened god bless

(ETA*: okay so technically Prime did, but his quirk is OFA, so. like. doesn’t count.)

anyways I really went off on a spiel there. let’s drag our focus back to the present day can we please

so TH is all “our quirks all merged with the core of OFA and have just been sitting here chilling inside it for like aaaaages”

gotta say the visual of this helps a lot. so the quirks are in that tiny lil marble in the middle of Primo’s back, buried deep within all of those flames of power

oh shit wait, did we say “tiny lil”

hmm. is this that quirk singularity bullshit that Seiji was talking about all the way back in the Babysitting Arc. I jump around between translations so much that I didn’t notice until very recently that the word “singularity” was being used in odd ways, and that it was also the word used to describe that phenomenon of quirks evolving until they’re beyond the user’s control

so is this. that

so TH says that One for All itself is growing. but like, look at how he says it though

that is a lot of ominous emphasis there

and Deku’s thinking “but why? what caused this?”

which, I’m glad he thought that, because here I was thinking it was just some natural phenomenon that All Might and Shimura for whatever reason never unlocked. but just like that he’s made me realize that this might be tied in to AFO somehow. didn’t he say just a couple chapters ago that he could hear the voice of his dead bro?

(ETA: yeah, listen guys, there is some shady shit going on here. part of it is the quirk singularity stuff, I’m sure, but there’s a lot of suspiciously coincidental stuff happening. but I will tell you more about my thoughts on this in a separate post, I think, because it’s something I’ve been pondering for a while now and I think it’s better suited to its own theory post.)

oh but TH says that right before the power erupted out of him, Deku was probably thinking something like “GETTIM”

and Deku’s sweating and thinking that he was indeed thinking about capturing Monoma

yeah to beat the shit out of him for insulting your boyfriend

so presumably he activated this quirk somehow which is meant to be a capture quirk?

OOOH

IT’S SEXY

that was honest to god my first thought. look at how elegant it is when he uses it. nothing like Deku’s out-of-control Venom rampage

here. this is what it reminds me of

ah, I see. so TH says that OFA’s power has been added to the black whip quirk now, so now it’s like it’s on steroids

AHH

DON’T DO THAT ALL SUDDENLY, HOLD UP, THIS WAS JUST GETTING INTERESTING

ah shit. so he’s starting to fade away

but you do exist! you’re real! you live on inside the quirk!

so you hear that, All Might? when you inevitably die your stupid fucked up tragic death that poor Nighteye foresaw and was tormented by, once you’re done ripping my heart to pieces, you can come back and still give Deku mentor advice within his mind. like Dumbledore in Deathly Hallows, only with less “sorry about dumping you on your abusive relatives and raising you to be a sacrificial lamb”

anyways the point is the two of you are bonded forever within OFA now, and that’s a comforting thought that I’m gonna hold onto for when shit eventually gets Real, however far along down the road that may be

oh okay good, before he goes he’s giving Deku advice on how to control it

he says that if Deku wields the power in anger, the power will respond accordingly

(ETA: and there’s literally a flashback panel of Monoma being all “REMEMBER WHEN BAKUGOU DESTROYED SOCIETY” lmao. just to remind everyone yet again of what exactly it was that set him off.)

good thing he’s not an empathetic young shounen hero prone to being roused to action and acting impulsively to the point where that was literally the deciding factor that made All Might choose him. oh wait. oh shit

but TH does say that it’s fine to get angry and that anger is one source of power

wow. just let that sink in for a second. so here’s a wise old mentor ghost actually telling the hero that he doesn’t have to be some perfect zen monk all the damn time. damn. hey TH I really do like you my dude

but anyways, so “that’s exactly why you must have careful control over that anger”

so basically you can use it to power up your quirk, but you gotta keep a rein on it otherwise we’ll wind up with a repeat of what just went down

YESSSSSSS AWWWWWW HERE IT GOESSSSSS

and that was the sound of fans across the world either ragequitting or losing their fucking shit in excitement lol

but okay, so me personally, I fucking love it. I know fandom is somewhat divided on whether he’s going to be too overpowered, but look at him! he has his fucking hands full just getting a handle on this one single new quirk! it’s not like he’s gonna just master this and the other five overnight. basically this is a brand new challenge for him which will take quite some time (if not the remainder of the series) for him to get a handle on, and which will make for much more interesting and unpredictable battles from here on out. and what with All Might gone, and us having pretty much seen the limits of what Endeavor can handle now, I gotta say it seems like we’re gonna need this sooner than later

(ETA: especially with the recent reveal of just what he’s going to be up against. bad guys are not fucking around holy shit.)

and strangely, this also makes me excited as a Bakugou fan because I still firmly believe that the two of them will remain head to head as the series progresses. which means that Bakugou is going to get a hell of a lot stronger himself. I don’t know how, but I have faith in the series to make it happen, and I’m looking forward to that as well

anyway, so TH is fading away, but he really has a lot of confidence in Deku and I love it

“you’re going to be the one who completes One for All.” fuck yeah. you hear that Deku? we all agree this is your destiny kiddo

and now we’re finally cutting back to the real world yaaaaaay

so Ochako is frantically shaking him

her slap probably did hurt. she’s fucking strong as hell. but he’s all right

so she’s setting him down and he’s realizing that the quirk has vanished (ah yes, that’s right, he went into that trance OFA dream state as soon as Shinsou’s quirk activated, and he was pretty out of it when the quirk was receding)

and she’s explaining that they were able to calm it down with Shinsou’s quirk. thanks for the assist Shinsou!

so like is this battle still on though or what lol. I think that Deku’s team should concede and call it a day because yikes

so Ochako’s asking him if he’s okay now and he’s just now realizing that she’s all banged up too. I guess that black whip packed a punch

HEY WHAT

FUCKING HELL MONOMA, YOU LITERALLY DON’T EVEN KNOW IF HE’S OKAY YET AND YOU’RE PULLING THIS SHIT ANYWAY. CAN YOU GIVE IT A REST FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS OMG

also did he just snatch OFA?? I’ve been wondering for ages what would happen if he did that, and I gotta say most of my speculation didn’t end very well for him

anyways, sigh, so he’s whapping Deku with the giant bolt he just rode in there on. Yanagi’s quirk combined with Kodai’s quirk

and Deku’s stupidly shouting “Monoma!” and he’s lucky that Monoma didn’t just activate Shinsou’s quirk right there and then

and now Ochako is charging in yessssssssss!!!

FUCK HIM UPPPPPPP OCHAKO lol

ahh but here come more giant flying objects crashing down at them

and now Yanagi is asking Monoma if he’s all right and he’s complimenting her on her good timing

well would you look at this

so are we just going to have a big fucking brawl right here and now then

Kodai’s using her size quirk to block Mina and Mineta’s attacks, and it occurs to me to wonder what level of acid Mina was flinging at them. you know, Mina’s someone who could be pretty fucking deadly if she wanted to. they’re lucky she’s not on the villain side; with her charisma and creativity and fucking acid quirk she could probably take over the world with ease

anyway so now this is happening

honestly, Vlad and Aizawa, you really might as well call the fight off now lol

or don’t. because this is still entertaining

meanwhile Deku and Ochako are watching from above

“you wanna go get some burgers or something”

lol are you gonna help your teammates out or are you just gonna crouch there all day

Deku’s thinking back on TH’s words about how he needs to be in control of his heart and how if he wields his power in anger shit’s gonna get wrecked

uh oh

Shinsou being a sneaky sneak. but they owe him one though

lol it didn’t do much though

you tried, Shinsou

Deku’s narrating that he’s got so much going on in his head right now he can barely think, but he knows he can’t allow himself to go out of control and hurt everyone again

and now we’re cutting to the teachers who have snuck onto the stage and are watching from the shadows

Vlad’s asking Aizawa what they should do

Aizawa you’re so fucking hot as always good grief. I like your thoughtful face as you ponder how to address this later on, while also thinking that in the meantime you wanna keep watching and see how your protege fares against your problem child

haha okay

THE 5TH SET SHALL CONTINUE, EVERYONE! LOOKS LIKE THE BATTLE’S BACK ON FOLKS

next issue has a color page yaaaay. should be the 4th popularity poll results at long last if I’m not mistaken. MIRIO’S REVENGE. or mine, if he’s not represented the way he should be

meanwhile watch fucking Hawks be in like 1st place. except he’s not unseating the big three, probably, but after that who knows. sky’s the limit, and this boy can fly, so

(ETA: motherfucker made it all the way up to 4th place lol called it. apparently I missed when the results were originally announced back with chapter 207. still not sure how. but anyways I’ll post all my thoughts about it tomorrow lol)

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