#so I'd probably just start with Hold That Tiger but idk if there's a better choice

[radarsteddybear]

Ok, Hogan's Heroes fandom, I've got a question for you: if you were introducing someone to the show for the very first time, which episode would you start with? For bonus points, also tell me WHY you choose that episode.

[cottoncandyafterdark]

Inappropriate Use of Abilities

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Character(s): like a bunch of BSD characters i aint listing them all

Warnings: Brief mention of violence

Notes: Just ideas for what a bunch of BSD characters could potentially use their abilities for sexually. This is written in a loser and more joke-y style than usual for me, it's mostly just a warmup to get me back into the swing of writing for BSD tbh and shouldn't be taken too seriously. Thanks to my two besties for helping me come up with a lot if this while giggling on a Discord call lol. Note that this is not what I think these characters are INTO, just what they COULD do. I don't most of them would be into what I say here at all ngl lol.

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Atsushi

Off to a bad start here, Atsushi doesn't have a lot going for him besides the general fact that enhanced strength can be pretty hot. Y'know, imagine being pinned down by those paws in his like half transformed state. Sharp teeth too, though I feel like he's a little too vanilla to bite you, at least not very hard. I guess he could probably shapeshift just his dick into the tiger's, right? It would probably be bigger than his normal one. Idk if that would be a good time though. Cat penises have a rough texture due to a barbed surface; I'm not sure if that holds true for tigers specifically and thought I'd probably get put on a watchlist if I started googling tiger penises but if it does that probably wouldn't be great.

Dazai

So we think Dazai COULD utilize his ability sexually under very specific circumstances but just due to how it works, you'd need another ability user there too. If someone else was using their ability on you sexually, or you were using your hypothetical ability in the same way, Dazai could act as a dominant third, using his ability as a form of orgasm denial by simply touching the ability user whenever you're getting too close. Sadly he wouldn't be able to directly join in the fun though if it involves inappropriate use of abilities. He could also just use his ability to cockblock anyone on this list just like, for funsies, if he wanted to.

Kunikida

Okay now this is an easy one. He could make basically any sex toy, provided it's small enough. His notebook probably isn't big enough to make a whole decent-sized dildo but like, cock rings, bullet vibes, those are all within the realm of possibility.

Tanizaki

I can think of two main things: mood setting or fearplay. Like, he could make the place look nicer and more romantic or sexy to set the mood better, or he could use it to hide and simulate a chase or surprise you, something like that.

Yosano

So. Yosano could potentially indulge you in any very intense and/or dangerous fetishes you might have. By that I mean stuff like gore, cannibalism, like legitimate physical risks that would kill or permanently disable you in real life. But she could make you all good as new as soon as you were done! I'm not into that stuff (and I don't know that she would be, either) so I'll leave it at that lol.

Fukuzawa

All I could think of for him is that if you were like, his sub, he might be able to control your use of your ability if you had one. Depending on what that ability is, this could be used as a form of punishment i guess? Or something? I'm not sure exactly how far Fukuzawa's control over the power of his subordinate's abilities go, tho, it's not made super clear, so IDK how much you could actually do with that.

Chuuya

Finally another easy one. Like. Dude. He could make you float. Literal mid air sex. That's really hot, right, I'm not crazy? He could also just make you or himself lighter, which I think would make creative positions a lot easier. Like, he could eat you out with you sitting on his shoulders and his arms would never get tired. (Honestly he's probably strong enough to just do that, but his ability'll make it easier.) He's also one of many who could use his ability to restrain you, by making your limbs heavier- hands-free pinning.

Kouyou

Not that interesting compared to some others but Golden Demon is basically a whole other person(shaped entity) under Kouyou's control, she could use it to basically double team you.

Akutagawa

I think the main application would be restraint right? Like he could hands free tie you up with Rashomon I think.

Francis

Using minute amounts of money to up his strength to make his thrusts just a bit stronger- not strong enough to actually cause harm but enough to enhance the experience if you're already going for a rough fuck. (Imagine him on top of you and you just hear him whisper like '10 cents' or something and he starts going just a little harder)

Steinbeck

Yet another restraint character!! He could Grasp you with those branches. (I'd need him to wear a scarf or something I can't stand the image of them growing out of him. His ability freaks me tf out ngl but the idea of being tied up/pinned down by it is pretty hot if I can get over the instinctual "Plants Don't Go There" reaction)

Lovecraft

I don't need to tell you what a guy can do with tentacles, right? He could pin you down, fill all of your holes as much as you could stand, touch so much of your body at once that you get overstimulated.... It's a classic really.

Hawthorne

Maybe if you're into like. Just Pain? And branding? He could do that for you? This one's one of the biggest stretches on this list not gonna lie but my friend insisted he be on here. He would not fuck you though I know I said in the notes this is just about their abilities and not what they'd actually be into but. No. Hawthorne would not fuck you unless you were his wife and he especially wouldn't do anything weird or kinky he'd exclusively fuck in missionary with the lights off for the purpose of procreation (well, assuming he's in his right mind.) Also he could use his blood powers for bondage. Or something

Margaret

In my preliminary notes for Margaret I just wrote "Wind tears your clothes off?". And what more can I even say, honestly. Wind tears your clothes off.

Poe

I'm pretty sure I've read an erotic mystery before. He could totally write a sexy mystery story to trap you in for some fun times. The only thing is that he wouldn't be able to go in there with you, at least I don't think he could (he can't go into his own books right?) so it would be a solo adventure for you up until you got back to the real world, at least.

Katai

Remote toy usage. I'm sorry Katai fans I know you must be so hungry but I can't think of how to expand upon that.

Mushitarou

So this one might be a little difficult because you and him'd have to be committing a crime to make it work but if you could figure out that hurdle, instant cleanup. I mean, hey, public indecency is a crime, so it's not that hard, he could erase the evidence of that if you had public sex or just went streaking or smth.

Goncharov

do Ivan simps even exist? Idk if I've ever seen anyone talk about him which is weird cause he's pretty. Anyways he's yet another who could use his ability for restraint, he could encase your limbs in rock. If you're freaky he could also totally form like a stone dildo but that would be 1) uncomfortable 2) probably cold so. Maybe not the best idea. But he could.

Nikolai

Do I even need to say? The applications came to us instantly like as soon as we saw him. He could remotely finger you. He could fuck you from a different room. You're talking to him about something he doesn't care about and oh look at that, now there's a cock in your mouth, maybe you should focus on that instead, mm? He could discreetly touch or fuck you in public or in a meeting. The possibilities are grand.

Fukuchi

His ability is to amplify the power of things right. Like. Weapons mainly. But he uses random objects with it so it's maybe a bit abstract. So. COULD he make your orgasm more powerful. No probably not. But MAYBE. He totally COULD like super-power a vibrator or something though I bet.

Jouno

I can't think of anything real, maybe I'm just too tired, but I think I would personally get some odd gratification out of just waving my hand through his mist. Not even really sexual it just looks fun