#so Harry's just out there calling Louis a fish like that huh damn

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💧 Fri 28 Feb 💜

The Falling video is here ft Harry (nearly but not quite) drowning in his feelings/water. Interpretations of the dreamy video center on the painful paradox of the music being both the source of his pain and its antidote. He's wearing what Vogue describes (at length) as a "lilac chiffon dress," looks beautiful and distressingly, impressively heartbroken, and the video is filled with little Easter eggs: references for example to the Hamille narrative and to Louis' videos.

The Sirius Secret Session happened in Brooklyn today, Harry showed up wearing the mutual respect handjob shirt but then changed into an outfit that was not un clown-like (heyyy are you making fun of us sir), played a five song set that did not include Falling cause like it's only the current single why would he play it during his promo for it I guess, waved a pride flag, a Bernie flag was present onstage, and he (asked for and) put on a pink 'princess' sash. His nails and his band's outfits were also lilac, like the gown in the video and some other things we've seen him in recently. During the interview segment he said that the Eroda fish and him are apart at the moment because he (the fish) is traveling a lot right now, ok!, and he dedicated Adore You to him and people are upset that someone in the audience yelled "womanizer" during the interview but it was in response to a question- what's the biggest misconception about you- and a very good answer to that indeed. Harry declined to provide his own answer to that question. He did talk about Wawa (a regional convenience store chain) more than once though, about his recent well publicized turkey sandwich and about one time walking in to one where Night Changes was playing and 6 girls were in back singing along and how he decided to maaaybe just wait in the car actually. Somewhere out there at least one of those girls is going to realize that was them and they were that close to meeting and freak out, I hope someone has a stan account and posts about it!

More of Niall's tour dates leaked, and then were released, along with an opening act- Maisie Peters. UK/ Europe and a few Latin America dates go on sale soon, pre sale code stress is in full swing, and Niall says more US and Asia dates are coming. And Heartbreak Weather Watch began!! The good news, fun videos of Niall cheesing it up like nobody's business as 60s American metrologist Niall Storm ("there's a storm a brewing somewhere and remember <thumps chest> it's not always outside") inviting us to "unlock the storm." Less good news, no one really understands what the hell is going on (possibly because the instructions are written in pale yellow on a pale blue background and everyone who tries to read them just succumbs to an instant headache.) For each of the next 14 days there will be location specific clues (related to actual local weather??) on social media and when people find and tweet them all the day's video is unlocked. There will be one video each day, each one corresponding to one of the tracks on the album (bonus tracks included to make 14.) Today's track: Still. There's a little video of him ("temperatures expected to drop... so hold on to your lover! and if you don't have a lover a good jacket'll do") and a few lyrics were revealed ('if honesty means telling the truth well I'm still in love with you.') Niall complained that the tag wasn't trending at number 1; maybe tomorrow I guess but only if people can figure out how to do the thing.

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🪄Tues 8 Dec ‘20🎄

Calling all GRYFFINDORS! Well, no, *I’m* not, Liam is! He’s teamed up with the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to celebrate Christmas: It’s an interactive Hogwarts chatting app that lets you decorate the castle for Christmas while interacting with friends (Zayn?) and family (Zayn???). You send messages via floating candles, and Liam sent one to Bear, saying “I hope you get everything you want for Christmas”. He ALSO sent a candle to Abby Roberts (“Hey Abby, Merry Chrstmas to you! Looking forward to seeing what crazy ideas we can cook up in 2021, I’ll see you on Tik Tok!”) and one for US, if we can solve his clue (spoiler alert: we did and liam said “Thank you so much for all the support this year, it’s not been the easiest year for any of us and I’m thankful every day to all of my fans...Thanks for showing up as you always have been, even when we’ve not been able to be together”). Damn, the Harry Potter world is TRULY picking off One Direction members one by one to do their promo, huh? First Zayn and now Liam, maybe next will be Niall to reignite the always heated is-he-Hufflepuff-or-Slytherin debate.. Or, maybe Liam-as-Harry, as he once again brought that voice out in this morning’s Capital Breakfast show, where Roman showed off how much Liam’s impression of H has improved since they’ve become (better) friends. Other standout moments: he talked about the Jingle Bell Ball and he spilled some tea about Stormzy and Aitch (another rapper) and a bottle of liquor (Stormzy jokingly stole the bottle from Aitch and Liam got to see the fallout)! Finally, this morning’s alarm DID feature Liam, and he asked for everyone’s highlight of 2020 (drop your answer below!!). Liam’s highlight was “Roman Exotic” (“I’m assuming your talking about my impression of Joe Exotic,” Roman said, “as opposed to that thing that we do when it’s just you and I and I dress up…” guys. GUYS!! You CAN’T leave it at that!). The rest of the alarm was Roman doing silly voices, and he warns us to stay away from any Carols who might want to steal our tigers. 

Niall came on twitter to...tell us that he was not going to be on twitter (or any social media) very much anymore, but he wanted to tell us that he missed us and can’t wait to see us (whenever that may be) and that his screentime is “down a lot”. Louis was NOT on twitter, but his team dropped some new merch: a wavey-Walls patterned jumper with the picture of Louis crouching on the stage as the background. Okay, so who wants to buy me one for Christmas?? Billboard also has a list of virtual concerts to attend this holiday season, and Louis’ veep show (4 days!!!!) and Harry’s Jingle Ball performance (2 days!!!) both made the list, of course they did, they’re gonna be phenomenal! And speaking of phenomenal Harry content, Dave Meyers said of the Adore You video that he had the idea of a story about someone in a fishing town who had a relationship with a fish for a long time, that Harry came to him saying he wanted to do “something about optimism��� and he combined the two to come up with the Eroda story. He said he's happy to have been a part of moving the cycle of Harry's identity forward. And what a lovely step forward it was! Cam also talked about working with Harry and how she felt the pressure to “execute the vision of Harry Styles” for the song he gave her (Changes! Have I gushed about it enough?? If not, I’m so sorry, please know that I’ve been playing it on loop since it dropped). Anywho, she says she managed to do it (of course!) and that if he had NOT liked her version of the song, she wouldn’t have put it on the album (“that would not be the thing to do”). 

Meanwhile twarries trended “ohwaititwasharry” all day to prove... that Louis is closer to Harry than to Eleanor? Well, Eleanor was lunching at the Spaniards today, so technically SHE might have been closer to Harry today! And Lou Teasdale commented on larries, complaining that, among other crazy wrong headed ideas, “they believe that... the fake girlfriends are a ploy to cover it up." Yeah I mean...imagine that.

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🪐Tues 1 Dec ‘20🍌

Harry Styles Reacts to Banana Innuendo by Creating More Banana Innuendo

A little bit of Harry today but packing a big, uh, impact; there were pictures of the DWD set where one of the blurry blobs is distinctively Harold, and a much clearer fan pic of him driving a top down convertible in Palm Springs recently, personifying old Hollywood glamour looks even off the set, and! We see him in the Variety Hitmakers promo vid briefly, like very briefly, I literally blinked and missed it the first time, but the amount of information he gets across in those 4 or 5 frames! WOW. Okay so first of all he's wearing a necklace that is literally A DICK BANANA! It's a penis in a banana peel!! I mean we have always been knew that Harry was a big lover of... bananas... but he really just said no more subtext this time damn. It being Gucci is just the hilarious sprinkle on the sundae, they are really making the content Harry deserves huh? But let's not let that distract us from unpeeling the rest of this iconic look- his shirt says 'waiting for sunset', I see your sun reference there sir, and his sweater, an iconic cardigan first seen 3 years ago (it's the space boy sweater!!!), features daffodils, a heart pierced by an arrow (wait do those two things... go together or something...?), two birds, bugs and butterflies, and fish! Also it's beautiful. Someone make recreating these a tiktok trend please and tell me how to make one!

Comedian Nick Kroll, who is part of Don't Worry Darling, says Harry (er sorry I mean “ethereal demigod of love Harry Styles,” as per Vuture) was the first to know about his engagement, beating out even family by texting for up to the minute updates (“have you done it yet? What's going on?”). “He doesn’t know it yet,” Kroll says, “but he’s gonna be the guardian of all of our children.” Uh huh like that wasn't his play all along, he's even got this guy convinced it was his own idea! I assume Harry's plotting the tattoo space for their names even now, but hopefully he won't also be texting for constant updates on the babymaking process...

Who woke up with Liam today?? Well, if you missed that pleasure, he greeted us to say good morning and that it was “strange being the voice waking you up” but he hoped it wasn't too annoying and that we had a blessed day while Naughty List (#1 tik tok song third week in a row) played gently in the background. Thanks Liam! (Then Roman Kemp does what is I guess a Harry impression? Not his best tbh. Also no bananas or dicks, not convincing at all.) Liam also tells Roman that no, he's never done positive affirmations, what are those-- I was already looking forward to the advent for ME but now I'm excited for it for Liam too! No Liam, may YOU have a blessed day and learn all about saying nice things to yourself. The sleep story content isn't available yet, but lots of people went to sleep last night with Liam on their mind already even so; CelebTM, desperate to cling to their moment of notoriety and retain their directioner readers, published a ziam primer, and apparently their ploy is working cause suddenly everyone was talking about ziam. I mean okay but my dudes are you really letting CELEBTM guide your fandom? That just won't end well. But however suspect the source, ziam trended on twitter throughout the day yesterday, and then Gigi posted a pic of Zayn resting his face on her preggers belly from back in the summer, and then the fandom sort of split into the people trending Ziam harder and the people cooing at the pic for being cute so I guess if Gigi was trying to shush people as was the widespread theory, maybe it half worked? Or maybe it just made people about it talk more, hard to say. But! Either way it gave us an unseen of Zayn, so thats a win.

BBC1 will play Louis' christmas special from last year again this christmas day-- a whole hour of Louis playing great songs and chatting! (Remember how he played the same christmas song that Harry had called a family favorite when he covered it at Jingle Ball a couple weeks before? good times!) I guess you could be sad that it's a rerun, and yes who wouldn't want a new one, but also you could be happy cause it was super good and it's on again! Anyway judging by the influence celebtm is wielding, half of the fandom is new people right now anyway so I'm sure it will be new to many, so enjoy it friends. A registered but unreleased Louis song, One Track Mind, showed minor changes to a listing. Movement behind the scenes? Always, but if it moving closer to us, happy days!

Meanwhile on instagram Harris Reed said "I think the thing that's so beautiful about Harry is the fact that he does what he wants to do because he believes in it,” and “he immediately kind of understood I didn’t want to just make pretty clothes, I had a strong message for providing fluidity,” Louis liked posts from Liam Gallagher (about supporting crew) and Helene, Liam did what the grammys failed to- congratulated The Weeknd on his success (a whole year in the top 100), and Harry and Louis are up against each other-- no not like that, in a fan voted competition for 'Best Male'.  A pretty big hat to fill but better one of them than most anyone else! If you have a strong preference (and boy do some of you) go cast your vote! Let the infighting begin, uh, continue.