#snoogums boogums you’re the apple of my eye

[blushinggray]

Omg I’m reading wind breaker and— look at him

Look at my sweet baby boy 😭😭😭 letting himself have fun. I adore him so 😩🤧😭

[cinnahoons]

anyways. hi

THIS PIC OF HEESEUNG…….u are my honeybunch sugarplum pumpy umpy umpkin you’re my sweetie pie ur my cuppycake gumdrop snoogums boogums ur the apple of my eye

[lookofhisoceaneyes]

In case you need a good laugh (Fic rec) 2

Marvel Fandom 2

Listen, I could go on listing funny fics forever, but for now it's enough. I also have all the other fandoms that I have a few fics for. So these fics will have to do for now.

1.Not A Romantic Bone in Your Body by zetsubonna

Not A Romantic Bone in Your Body - Chapter 1 - zetsubonna - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Bucky and Steve have been playing this stupid game for years. Sam's the only one who knows.

You laugh? You lose.

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Main Ship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers/Sam Wilson

Did I mention that I love poly ships? there's a little bit of smut in the fic. But otherwise it's filled with bad jokes and punchlines. And of course Bucky and Steve jumping around Sam's legs like excited dogs. 

You can only read the fic if you have an ao3 account, but you can listen to the podfic if you don't have one.

the podfic: [Podfic] Not a Romantic Bone in Your Body - sallysparrow017 - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

2. the more I see you (the more I want you) by Lies_Unfurl

the more I see you (the more I want you) - Lies_Unfurl - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

The first time Sam sees Bucky’s dick, it’s maybe—possibly—well, okay, technically his own fault.

(or: 5 totally, completely, 100% non-sexual times Sam sees Bucky's junk, plus 1 time where things are... not so platonic.)

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Main Ship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Sam Wilson

Okay, there's definitely some smut in there, but it's also pretty hilarious.

3.Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence by attackofthezee (noxlunate)

Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence - attackofthezee (noxlunate) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

Steve’s left staring at the kid- Peter, his brain helpfully reminds him. The kid is staring back.

“So, you’re, like, Captain America, huh?” Peter asks, and he looks a little starstruck but less so than he did when he’d stared at Tony Stark’s jet taking off.

“Uh, yeah.” Steve says, staring hard at a spot just past the kid’s shoulder as he shoves his hands as deep as they can go into the pockets of his jeans. “Call me Steve.”

“Cool.” Parker breathes, and Steve tries not to think about just how badly this is going to go.

Aka Steve Rogers' American Tour Of Waiting For His Brainwashed Boyfriend To Come Back And Blowing Up Hydra is interrupted when Tony Stark dumps Peter Parker into his lap.

Main Ship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, James “Bucky Barnes & Peter Parker, Steve Rogers & Peter Parker

I love this fic, it's not very long but so funny. Gen-Z Peter Parker and a Steve Rogers who has clearly stolen a car more than once and Bucky Barnes who somehow always manages to end up on the roof of a car. There's a great podfic by reena_jenkins about it. If you want more podfics, check her out, she has such a nice voice and does podfics for a lot of fandoms.

the podfic: [podfic] Steve Rogers Is (Not) A Good Influence - attackofthezee (noxlunate), reena_jenkins - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

3. Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye by galwednesday

Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye - galwednesday - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

Bucky took the other flute. “There more where this came from, or is this a one-and-done kind of deal?”

“It’s an open bar,” Clint said.

“Fuck, yeah,” Bucky said, and drained half his glass in one gulp. “Steve, I take it back, your holiday parties are the best.”

“Told you. I’m hitting the appetizer table before the brie wheel runs out, you want anything, sweetpea?”

“Yeah, get me five of everything wrapped in bacon.”

“On it, lambykins.”

“Thanks, fucknugget.”

Tony choked on his champagne.

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Main Ship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, 

What can I say, I love domestic but chaotic Stucky.  There's a great podfic by reena_jenkins about it.

the podfic: [podfic] Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye - galwednesday, reena_jenkins - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

4. Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so

Instant Kill Mode - Chapter 1 - Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]

"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.” Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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Main Ship:, James Tony Stark & Peter Parker,

Who doesn't love IronDad and Chaotic Peter Parker? 

5. How to Woo the Winter Soldier by writeonclara

How to Woo the Winter Soldier - Chapter 1 - writeonclara - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.

“What,” Natasha said.

“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.

“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.

Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.

Main Ship: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, 

the podfic: [Podfic] How to Woo the Winter Soldier - Chapter 1 - Akaihyou - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

I love Stucky fics where Bucky as the Winter Soldier is already free and Steve gets a crush on him. I mean who wouldn't? There's a wonderful podfic here too.

[ch4rliespringg]

you’re my honey bun sugar plum pumpyumpyumpkin you’re my sweetie pie you’re my sweetie pie you’re my cuppycake gumdrop, snoogums-boogums you’re the apple of my eye and i love you so and i want you to know that i’ll always be right here and i love to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear 😻😻

HELP IM CRY

[dripgcd]

you’re my honey bunch sugar plum pumpy-umpy-umkin you’re my sweetie pie you’re my cuppycake gum drop snoogums boogums you’re the apple of my eye and i love you so and i want you to know that i’ll always be right here and i want to sing sweet songs to you because you are so deaaaaaar

what's the catch here?

[cristi-cristina-safaei-farahani]

📍ꨄ You’re my honeybunch, sugarplum❤️ Pumpy-umpy-umpkin You’re my sweetie pie You’re my cuppycake Gumdrop, snoogums-boogums You’re the apple of my eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I’ll always be right here❤️

[herbanwytch]

You're my honeybunch, sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin You're my sweetie pie … You're my cuppycake, gumdrop Snoogums-boogums You're the apple of my eye … And I love you so And I want you to know That I'll always be right here … And I love to sing Sweet songs to you Because you are so dear 🎄😘❤️✨ #grandson #gratitude #grateful #thankful #merrychristmas #homespunmagic #cuppycakesong (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlPRDZuX5c/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[seongjoon]

sleepy beepy 💤

[remadeing]

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🌸💕💘💗💞🌸💕💘💗💞💕💘💗💕🌠✨✨🌟✨💓💞💕💝💕🌸💞💘✨💕🌸I just love him so so so much!! My lovely, pretty, sweet lil’ cream puff🌸💕💘💗💞🌸💕💘💗💞💕💘💗✨✨🌟💝💓💞💕💝💕🌸💞💘✨💕🌸💕✨💕💘💗✨✨🌸💕🌠

[heejakewon-moved]

          you're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie. you're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye. and I love you so and I want you to know that I'll always be right here. and I love to sing sweet songs to you because you are so dear.

[himbodiaz]

you're my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-upmy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie, you’re my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, you're the apple of my eye <3

[codstreams]

ANÓNIMO le ha dedicado a CAIN:

You’re my Honeybunch, Sugarplum!      —   Buddy Castle.

“  You're my honeybunch, sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin You're my sweetie pieYou're my cuppycake, gumdrop Snoogums-boogums You're the apple of my eye ”

@icaint

[strawberry-barista]

“You’re my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin~ You’re my sweeite pie~ You’re my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums~ You’re the apple of my eye~”

[cherryonigiri]

Hi ❤ can I have blue berry ice cream with kuroo.

dessert menu (masterlist)

“You’re my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, you're my sweetie pie~” You groan as Tetsurou sings into your ear, coaxing you awake. The sunlight peeking between the curtains prompts you to groan and roll over, burying your face in a nearby pillow.

He’s persistent, shifting his body so he is once again pressed up against your back. A wayward arm wraps around your shoulder and you hear him chuckle before he continues, “You're my cuppycake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums...” With each nickname he rubs his nose into your shoulder, jostling you awake. 

“Tetsu it’s too early for this.” 

“You’re the apple of my eye.” 

“I’m about to punch you in the eye,” you growl, clutching your pillow tightly when your boyfriend tries to steal it from your arms. 

“Someone’s grouchy this morning” Tetsurou teases. The sheets rustle as he gets out of bed, and you let out another pitiful groan when he opens the blinds, flooding the room with light. You hear your boyfriend laugh at your misery, and a warm pair of calloused hands ruffles your hair.

“May I interest you in some blueberry pancakes?” he asks. 

One of your eyes opens in interest. “Only if they’re the special ones,” you mutter before turning away from him. Satisfied with your answer, Tetsurou pads off towards the kitchen, leaving the bedroom door open.

The smell from the kitchen eventually lures you from the bed. Groggy, you slowly make your way to the table, stretching your back once you’ve plopped down on a chair. Within a few minutes, Tetsurou is sliding you a steaming mug of tea, and setting a heaping pile of your favorite pancakes in front of you. The finishing touch is two scoops of blueberry ice cream on top. As you slowly work you way through the berry flavored treat, you think maybe this morning isn’t so bad after all.

[veenxys]

You're my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie.♡

you’re my cuppycake gumdrop, snoogums-Boogums you’re the apple of my eye <3333

[openheartconfessions]

Confession: Ethan Ramsey, I would like to tell you something.You’re my Honeybunch Sugarplum Pumpy-umpy-umpkin You’re my Sweetie Pie You’re my Cuppycake Gumdrop Snoogums-Boogums You’re the Apple of my Eye And I love you so and I want you to know That I’ll always be right here And I love to sing sweet songs to you Because you are so dear.