#snatcher x moonjumper

[zunckerz]

ghostbolt matt maltese posting!!! ft assortment of really old doodles I keep on forgetting to post TuT

haiii I’m back again to post my favorite crackship ever that I am very much normal about and don’t think about when I sleep. been gone for a bit because your boy just got all of his wisdom teeth removed and can’t eat any of his favorite foods still (beans, nachos, tostadas, meat, etc) so I’ve just been doodling my sillies ~_~ and playing happy pet story for an insane amount of hours please blue come to my town already please please please plea s e

[deadinsideart]

Hear me out..

[how-to-humaning-401]

hooray yippee yahoo yay yay i stylized snatcher its been over a year and i finally stylized an ahit character

tired old man...

and uh might as well put the whole alive family here too bc uhhhh silly

(edit: im redoing all of their designs, the prince im most happy with, but maribeth and vanessa i really dont like so ill just redraw them all n fix up some stuff when i get around to it...)

also uhhhh yknow snatchductor because eeeehhehhehueueuahuuee i miss them.......

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

Chapter three leak trust me bro + doodles + formal outfit ideas :3

[darkmedolie]

part 1 - part 2 - you are here - part 4

returning to the moonjumper arc

[tiramegtoons]

I keep seeing this shirt at work and i think to myself Snatcher would totally wear that anywho

[rubys-forest]

Moonie design...

bonus oc x canon doodles below‼️

[asterofthedeepforest]

Something something bad character design or w/e i just like bandwagons and hurting people uwu

[nocuref0rme]

I don’t want to be annoying when I ask this, but could somebody send in a request for AHiT? I need an excuse to write for these silly little guys, exams haven’t been too silly….,.,,..,

[echantedtoon]

That Bloomin' Curse Ch4 Operation Get Lost

(Hey everyone. I just wanted to thank everyone who read this far and liked my story enough to read it to it's end. I had a lot of fun writing it and it makes me happy knowing some people loved it enough to read it fully. If you liked this consider checking out my other works. Thanks to everyone for reading this, faving it, or leaving a nice comment. And thank you to GearsForBreakfast for creating such wonderful characters and giving me the opportunity to make this wonderful story. )

The moon was still high in the sky as the three made their way back towards the mansion but stopped when they came in contact with the doors. 

"You have what we need don't you?"

Hazelle happily smiled and held up the bag of holding in her hands. "Yep! This baby should be able to hold up at least a thousand crowns so it'll definitely be useful with this."

Snatcher nodded. "Right. And you know the other part of the plan right?"

"You'll get Vanessa to chase you back through the tunnel to the summer house." Moonjumper held up as t least three exploding apples in his hands. "Once you both are deep enough we'll seal off the tunnel using these for good. That'll keep Vanessa from ever coming back again."

"But first we have to get those pecking crowns." Snatcher grumbled before motioning the two of them to follow him back to the window that they crept into the first time. "C'mon. The sooner we get this done the better."

Hazelle nodded but stopped feeling a hand grab onto her forearm and Moonjumper looked at her. "Hazelle..This is going to be very dangerous. A-And you've already been hurt so much. I-..." His look became more worried. "I don't want you to get hurt again. If you want to stay behind then I think that'll be best-"

"Moony, I'm fine." She assured him and pulled away . "I'll be careful now and I want to get back at Vanessa too for what she did to me."

"If you two lovebirds are finished wooing one another, then we should get going." Snatcher frowned at them Waiting impatiently.

Moonjumper stuttered but Hazelle only smiled and followed him with Moonjumper behind her. Together they rose up to the broken window again (with Hazelle getting a hand from Snatcher) and peered inside. It was dead silent. Snatcher slunk in first popping his head through a few walls and the open doorways in this particular hallway before looking back and motioning that it was safe for them to come in. They did and together they made their way into the old bedroom that held all the glittering crowns.

"Alright. Let's start grabbing them already!," Snatcher hissed already reaching for the ones on the chandelier and plucking them off. "The faster we get these the sooner Poppy's safe."

Good thing the florist hadn't insisted on coming with them. It was safer for her to remain back and keep an eye on the kids with Shapeshifter so nothing bad happened to them. Crown after crown the three grabbed from the various places lying around before throwing them into the open bag Hazelle held with Snatcher poking his head out to make sure the coast was clear every so often. They left no stone or piece of furniture unturned and soon the last crown was thrown inside and the bag tied shut.

"There. That should do it," Hazelle said handing the bag over to Snatcher. "You remember where the passage leading back to the summer house is?"

He nodded. "Of course I do! It's behind the giant statue in the courtyard. It's still wide open too so it should be easy for me to get the ice hag to follow me back. Just make sure you stay a good distance away from me when I do!"

"Then how will we know when you get her back into the tunnel?"

"There's an office in the room just next to this one." Moonjumper nodded to the left. "I remember Vanessa's mother used to spend hours there working on things. We can watch and wait there."

"Fine! Just be ready when you do."

With that he turned and floated out of the room bag in hand. Moonjumper nodded after him and Hazelle followed. Snatcher left. Moonjumper lead Hazelle one room over opening the creaking door and ushering her in quickly. Inside was the remains of a once nice study. The shelves held rotting books, the fireplace was crumbling away, a giant desk was cracked and half broken, and a giant half broken window was directly behind the desk. They approached it and looked out at the once nice courtyard. Now all they had to do was wait which wasn't long at all. 

"HEYOOO!! IM HERE TO PARTY! WHERE'S ALL THE FOOD AND MUSIC!?", Snatcher's voice wailed out causing both to whirl back around as it echoed through the halls. 

Both looked at one another. We'll that was one way to get attention.

"My Prince? Have you finally returned?"

"Prince. Nah. Never heard of him. Did you try checking the basement?"

There was a loud screech from a certain someone and there they stood in wait as the screeching got louder and louder and then softer and softer at the same time. Until Moonjumper nudged her and they both looked outside as the screeches continued to screech out. In the courtyard was the obvious form of Snatcher flying around before stopping in front of a giant statue and holding up a bag with a Sinister grin shaking a bag in the air. A screeching shadow figure was running after him leaving a trail of white ice in her wake. Snatcher suddenly dove head first disappearing behind the statue and a moment later she followed suit as fast as she could also soon disappearing from sight. This was it. Now was their chance. They made haste through the mostly destroyed manor and Hazelle followed Moonjumper through the back and into the courtyard. A trail of ice helping lead them right to the statue. Both hurried over and peered behind the giant headless statue and blinked shocked. A giant hole was right behind it and stairs lead down into the ground. 

"This is our chance! Quick! The apples!"

Moonjumper was quick to get the few apples that they brought with them and held them up. They'd get this over with as soon as possible. Not wasting any time, Moonjumper infused some of his spectral energy into the apples and like bombs they started blinking orange. Fumbling Moonjumper was quick to throw them all down into the tunnel entrance and a few rolled further inside. Hazelle yelped as Moonjumper practically tackled her form. She barely grabbed her hat as it fell off her head. Moonjumper continued to sore through the air and into the mansion-

B O O M!!!

The courtyard. EXPLODED!! The statue broke to pieces and scattered about. Dirt flew high into the air and scattered everywhere covering everything with mud and old moss. The entire middle of the courtyard collapsed in on in self sealing the tunnel off and cutting it off the rest of the world. Both watched from a safe distance with Hazelle safely sat in Moonjumper's arms. Eventually the ground stopped shaking, all that was left was a dust cloud slowly settling down. The two stared at each other for a long moment before Hazelle plopped her hat back onto her head.

"Well... That's one thing taken cared of."

The two were able to make it back to the others and were relieved when they saw everyone was alright. Everyone was safe and Vanessa was now back where she belongs. A while later Snatcher even joined them and he still had Hazelle's bag of holding with him which he just plopped at their feet and allowed the children to go ham on it digging their hands in and pulling out as many crowns as they wanted. 

"You didn't let her have the crowns?"

"Of course not. Did you really expect me to give her the satisfaction of keeping them?," he said with a sadistic grin on his face, "That's just one more way I can really torment her! AHAHAHA!!"

"But is she really back in the mansion?"

"That trick worked like a moth to a flame. She was foolish enough to actually fall for it."

That was it then. It was all over and solved. Vanessa wouldn't be bothering anyone else again for a long, long while. Which left one last thing to do- Moonjumper was slightly surprised when Hazelle pulled him aside while Snatcher was busy boasting to Poppy and the children were all too busy digging through the bag and the gold crowns to notice. Once he was able to look at her Hazelle blinked.

"So...I heard from a few little children that you were worried about me and just maybe a little bit more than that." Her brow rose. "Your darling little Hazelnut huh?"

His face jolted a red. "Uh!.....I-I didn't -..W-Well I mean...*ahem* Well naturally I was worried about you and your safety and...Iiii...Uh-"

He trailed off as she pulled his closer and he froze as a small peck was placed on his cheek. Before lighting up a full red.

"Oh...good heavens."

[metalabada]

Subcon and scary hedgehogs

[how-to-humaning-401]

doodles

when the when i when me when the doodle moment

bonus lil au sorta thing where snatcher is a magician and conductors a puppeteer for silly funnies

[askamnesiamoonjumper]

woahohohhhohoohhh story of flowercrown,,,,

[ask-emporianroyals-au]

I keep forgetting I have to pay attention to this AU too so here’s some random headcanons so I can get them out of my mind and write faster.

Vanessa is half Draconic on her dad’s side of the family — that’s where she gets her Ice magic from. She used it to make intricate sculptures before she went completely insane.

Vanessa has four sisters and one brother, all of which are also half Draconic. Only two of her sisters survived the supposed curse placed upon the women of the family — the other two, however, also went insane.

The Prince’s name — and I really hate to deadname him like this — was James Lightshard. Alex has called him Jamie for most of the time they’ve known each other — though Moon never really liked their birth name, they absolutely love the nickname Jamie to this day.

Snatcher (though he will literally never admit it) has a HUGE soft spot for cats and children, despite literally being born out of Moon’s repressed anger and hatred of Vanessa. This is a part of himself he chooses to ignore because he doesn’t want his reputation as “big scary ghost man who kills people” to be lost.

Vanessa and Moon actually had a child before the kingdom’s fall. He was named Umber, and was only a few months old when Vanessa went batshit and killed everyone in Subcon.

The only reason Emporia as a country still exists in modern day is because Vanessa got herself killed before she could continue her rampage nationally. She’s got a stubborn Soul, and literally will not let herself be reaped, so the Reaper sent to take her instead put a curse on her that bound her to the Manor. That’s why she hasn’t been able to attack anyone else outside of it.

Moon was the youngest child of five, and the only boy out of all of them. He was definitely the least favourite — that was very obvious — but he was still given most of the same pleasantries his sisters got because, as the only boy, he would be able to marry Emporia’s princess (Vanessa) and combine the kingdoms. Their parents were still bitchy about them though, because they were living in the early 1800s and didn’t understand the concept of being trans and believed they were ‘too feminine’ to be a ‘real’ Prince. (Dickweeds.)

On a semi-related note, Moon is trans! They don’t have a specific label for how they identify, and just refer to themselves as ‘trans’ when asked about it. Chrome introduced him to the topic of transness and queerness, which led to that egg being cracked. Tell him he’s valid and pretty >:( /lh

I can’t think of anything else right now, so this is it! Enjoy your info :)

[abloomntime]

That Bloomin' Curse Ch1 Escape To Another Trap

He finally had everything he wanted. A family, a loving spouse, and a whole kingdom to himself. However he seemed to forever be cursed by his ex. It doesn't help that Hazelle seemed to be captured by the crazy ice hag and Moonjumper seems to be going through emotions he never knew he had. Why does there seem to be a blooming curse in his life?!

(Final installment of the Bloomverse series. This story will be based around and heavily reference Vanessa's Curse DLC. I own nothing. All characters belongs to Gearsforbreakfast. I head cannon Mustache Girl's name as Muriel.)

The world was dark and cold.Trapped within her own frost bitten underworld she made for herself. Forever trapped in a frozen, harsh wasteland as cold and harsh as her heart. There she would never get any happy endings. So knight in shining armor to save her. No hero to break her free of the curse. No Prince to come give her the romantic fairytale ending she so much desired. That she CRAVED. She'll never once again see anything happy. It was her eternal punishment for her crimes against everyone innocent and everything she once held dear but betrayed for her own greed. Her own selfishness. Her own jealousy.

Queen Vanessa was now the sole ruler of nothing but despair and misery that was her own doing.

Her curse was not done yet being the terror it was yet. As a figure was wallowing away screaming away her anguish and agony no one in their right mind would pity. The darkness of the manor only mocked her in silence. In her anger she often scratched at the walls. Leaving holes and deep scratches in their decaying wood. And it was on such a day that the cursed witch took her forever anger out on a random wall, digging her way through the wall. Splinters and strips of wallpaper scattered at her feet the more she clawed in frustration.

Until the wall gave away.

The red eyed woman paused at the sudden collapse of the wall startled to see the hole on the other side. More so the cold stone stairs that lead right down into the dark abyss.

 "My Prince? Are you in there?"

Nothing but the empty echoed of her own voice answered her. With a hiss the darkened figure walked into the cold cavern to the new trap leading to the new trap for her.