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shoutout to dick and Barbara for choosing their original costumes for the sole purpose of taking the piss at Batman and to just absolutely enrage their father and sticking to their shit ass costumes for years on end because no matter what happens they are committed to the fucking bit.
#I FINALLY got around to reading batgirl year one and it is just like#the best#I love her#I love her even more#although I like her originish a lot more precrisis bc well batman and jim weren’t like complete dickheads and it showed how much of a#smartass she is#but like#her perseverance is INSANE like I’m just completely in awe of how much she pushes herself against the odds and how she put herself as one of#gothams best#like i just it’s amazing#ANYWAY the parallel of babs saying#and I quote#‘i made this silly getup to rankle dad.#it’s a joke at his expense. something I could never be. inspired by— someone I never want to be’#and with dick and him making his outfit just to be like oh god i hope this pisses the fuck out of Batman#after he gets super angry at one of their arguments#and honestly#it’s such a slay#laz.exe#robin dick grayson#dick grayson#nightwing#robin dc#batgirl#barbara gordon
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DAIMA.
#brb crying really enjoyed daima :(((#also lookie lookie panzy waving veggie's arm lmao she surely was giving vb child vibes....smartass spunky?!#dragon ball daima#dragon ball#dbedit#dragonballedit#son goku#bulma#vegeta#panzy#kaioshin#nahare#piccolo#dende#anime gif#animeedit#shounenedit#eri gifs#anime#*#dragon ball z#fyanimegifs
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Kirk, Uhura, and Spock on the observation deck having left the galaxy behind. I love this especially because Spock’s correction that the Enterprise is one of them reflects Jim’s experience in the first inversion that the Enterprise is a living thing, that they’re part of her.
#just really emotional about this because spock is being a bit of a smartass but also a cutie pie#star trek tos#spock#jim kirk#the wounded sky#I adore Uhura she is the best#diane duane#star trek novels
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Such a nerd, ugh!! Irresistible gremlin ://
#'you'll have to get yourself arrested' chrnn smartass :“”D#Neat little deatil with Young though! I would've never guessed that she was his replacement o.O So she taught too?#Yet another professor that turned corrupt in Gotham let's gooo#Also I like how friendly he is at this point in time even if it's mostly for self-serving purposes?#Finz playing arkham shadow#arkham shadow#jonathan crane#scarecrow
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"Marchil? I guess I can see it on Chilchuck’s end, but what about Marcille’s? What makes you think she could develop feelings for him?" I’m glad you asked!
The first thing to note is that she does think highly of him

In the page on the right, literally defending his virtues and literally comparing him to Dalclan. And oh…

She does love a brooding mysterious guy who closes himself to love. But surely, Chilchuck isn’t her type at all, right? He’s not princely or knightly at all. In apperances certainly not, both looks wise and demeanor wise, but then that’s why she seeks to know him on a deeper level, to not only look shallowly.
And hmm. Chilchuck really is quite selfless isn’t he? Always looking out for others, and saving specifically her often, always making sure himself and, staying in or even running towards danger for her sometimes. Modesty is often considered heroic…

And can we talk about that drowning one… You can definitely frame the special attention as him knowing she tends to hesitate or be clumsy, and then his insistance on pulling her out of danger that she’s the healer aka the most important to keep alive, but. From the one who says that he just keeps his ass out of fights and won’t help this is a lot of risk to take, and he does die trying to pull her to safety in the dungeon rabbits chapter. And the drowning bit??? That’s when the dungeon collapses. The only reason they DON’T die of drowning here is that the water then gives way to outside. There was NO hope of pulling her to safety here and resurrections would likely not work either, he truly preferred to die with her than try to survive himself.
Sit your ass back DOWN you are in no state, self-sacrifical hero much damn

And Marcille definitely noticed this imo, after all she loves learning all she can about him, remembering things like how he hates waiting on people too. She pays attention to him and what he does and what he says. This to say that it’s notable, whatever reason for it you may think (though we know by this point at least she was already aware he was an adult though it wasn’t internalized), out of everyone it’s Chilchuck’s bed that she wants to sleep in during the Golden Kingdom stay. He’s safe and comforting to her: dependable, the defining trait in her view of him as is shown by the relationship chart in the Adventurer’s Bible.


^ Lending handkerchiefs is a romance trope btw and handkerchiefs have irl history of being used for courting. Especially in old English literature and plays like Shakespeare’s Othello, and personally I do see a lot of Shakespeare in Dalclan (nobility political drama with some romance). There’s how his cowl is a dearly beloved souvenir from his family too, there’s a lot of aesthetic tropes you can apply to him.
All this to say you can 100% romanticize Chilchuck into a princely noble guy if you try and that’s exactly what Marcille does with the wife roleplay. She doesn’t need much in the first place, she latches onto crumbs and makes aesthetic narratives out of details, give her an inch she’ll take a mile.
But what’s interesting about the shift throughout the arc of her and his relationship is that she starts out idealizing him into a little angel of a kid (shapeshifter), and she ends it idealizing him as a virtuous husband and family man instead.
And what’s doubly interesting is that in the former, she’s actively warping who he is personality and demeanor wise to fit the aesthetic, he doesn’t have that bitter pride of not asking for help and the edges have been smoothened. But what she does during the wife roleplay is something else, she acknowledges the flaws and just… Accepts them, rolls with them. She’s aware of his flaws and implements them into the narrative, but the reason why his wife left doesn’t capitalize on them even, rather Chil is chilblivious and his wife loves him very much still, she’s just testing him after having had a night of feeling out of place at his side.
And this is what separates the idealization vs romanticization, she’s not twisting him into someone else she’s just uplifting what he is and focusing on the good sides.



Marcille: "he has a shitty personality sometimes but if he was my husband I’d still cherish him" "If I were your wife I’d be overjoyed to go out with you and would get myself prettied up while you complain about me taking a long time, your friends would tell me that I’m nice and that’d make me happy, but I’d also be sad because you wouldn’t tell me that you love me enough"
He’s angry and his wife left him, he’s *flawed*, but he’s still worth hyping up, still worth having his own romance story, still has a shot of winning back his beloved. She sees him for what he is, human and real and not a carefully scripted character that fits an aesthetic, and she thinks it’s still worthy of love and admiration and fighting for
And what’s funny too is that you might expect her to cool down on him once she learns more about him but actually she only gets increasingly into his business. You tell her your age and next thing you know you promise to introduce her to your family. Give her an inch she takes a mile. And too the thing is, Senshi is equally mysterious but she doesn’t pester him like at all, asks him ONCE about his succubus and he doesn’t even answer and that’s like… It. With Chilchuck it starts off innocently enough with her wanting to know his age, hometown, the stuff she mentions having asked pre-canon. But it just keeps and keeps going and escalating. Think she’ll be satisfied now knowing you have a wife and kids, maybe she’s disillusioned now? Wrong! She wants to know their names and ages and occupations and hey how did you propose to your wife? Do you think she’ll stop after meeting them? What’s next? What will she want to know next????

She’s… Like it’s not a reach that Marcille is all over him. Like it doesn’t mean it’s romantic but she just is. She is not normal about him idk. Can you not ask him about what tongue technique he used when first kissing his wife, give the man breathing room
Marcille could literally go "if I was Chilchuck’s wife" having deeply pondered and thought out the hypothetical and people would still ask where anyone sees any romantic potential between them. Oh wait
There’s a platonic explanation for everything (almost?) in Dungeon Meshi don’t say I’m saying otherwise, but it’s definitely not like there’s nothing here to read into lol
Going off a bit more under read bc it’s my fave topic
Marcille has a whole theme with the charming prince trope with her idealization and storybook motif and Chil is kinda the "Well someone perfect like that isn’t very realistic and romance is usually more complex and that’s ok and good and flawed people can still be ✨virtuous✨" catalyst
Do you see do you see she starts canon thinking the most romantic thing is a prince charming but her arc in the end has her romanticizing an average, flawed, real and realistic family man, who’s on the poorer side and is on the verge of divorce. And that’s what he needed, too, seeing the positive of himself and the situation instead of focusing on the negative is explicitly what inspires him to hope that he might be able to reconcile with his wife, gives him the courage and self-esteem to shoot his shot.
He IS a prince figure instead that now it’s not about idealizing the grand and overt it’s about romanticizing the small things in real life!! About finding joy and beauty in things that seem normal or mundane and uplifting them to make the world feel kinder!!!!
He’s the devoted virtuous man that she wantsss not the storybook prince that’s unrealistic and could crumble like a script at any time. He’s the perfect example of a flawed realistic but virtuous & devoted & loving man. Far from a prince charming, but not fully detached from it either. Something worth fighting for despite the flawed cracks. Like literally, flawed romance being worth fighting for is literally the finale of Chilchuck and Marcille’s arc on the matter, where their separate arcs and issues intersect at the most crucial moment.
Marcille is important to Chil’s arc not only because of her optimism, but also because of her interest and knowledge in romance & matters of the heart, and that’s what he needs to both open his heart up to hope and to try to reconcile with his wife, like idk sounds gay
Their arc together is literally learning to 1) see each other for how they are and not undermining their qualities capacities etc etc while still not leaving flaws unchecked either and 2) opening up to people. Marcille LITERALLY makes Chil open his heart up to hope like idk man. What do you want from me. He’s literally the guy helping her through deconstructing novels and fantasy and rose tinted glasses and like. Deconstructing the prince charming figure into something more real but still romantically beautiful like KUI KUI STOOOOP STOP I’M ALREADY HOOKED I’M ALREADY-
Ok fine that’s me reading into the tropes too much forgive me for being storybook brained but like. Speaking his heart out to a lone woman on a balcony, Romeo and Juliette shit, asking if she, too, doesn’t want to meet his family, madly blushing. And like she’s learned with Chilchuck it’s all in the little things, all the implications he cannot speak aloud. She does reciprocate, does blush madly back, and the first thing she does is shower him in flowers and jewelry and what in her heart is coded as romantic gifts

A lady, stashed away in a high tower by her lonesome, waiting for someone to call out to her from below… Romeo courting type shit with an offer, a heartfelt spiel, implicit confession from underneath her balcony. Offering him flowers because he succeeded in calling out to her heart…….. And they have to climb to her too…. Crazy
Doesn’t it sound like a proposal. One that’s both so storybook-like and not, contrastedly real and grounded, all about the implications rather than in your face grand gestures, "Don’t you want to meet my family?". They literally have an arc about the topic of romance and this is the climax/pinnacle of it like god?? This is @ the woman who said "Chilchuck is a shy/bashful man so I know he wouldn’t tell me he loves me, but…" btw
To quote a friend, truly the shiny secret unlockable dating sim capture target : THE DUNGEON LORD BIT WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE HE KNEW SHE'D TAKE IT HOOK LINE AND SINKER HES THE ONE WHO GOT HER TO TURN AROUND COMPLETELY SHES LIKE. WIDE EYED FLAG RAISED???? FLAG RAISED WITH CHILCHUCK 👀👀👀‼️👀👀‼️👀
And the way that this is the culmination of their arc together… Like people are not ready for the ‘Chil calling out to dunlord Marcille on the balcony has Romeo and Juliette romance novels imagery’ take. Or the ‘their arc is about growing to see beauty even in the non-idealized, in the flawed and in the real’ take which makes it so so perfect if she were to lower her ideal from a charming elven prince to a virtuous halfling man (which she does end up romanticizing)
So there, you got to witness in real time what happens when I think about marchil for longer than 2 minutes, there are so many layers it’s a deranged rabbithole. I saw the necronomicon of subtext and it’s driving me to madness with forbidden knowledge that no one else sees
……. Like what if I told you she implicitly picked Chilchuck over a "unrealistic prince charming who’s actually disingenuous" much earlier in the story already. If she was given the choice to think through going with a guy that seems perfect and chivalrous like her succubus she’d pick Chilchuck over the other actually. If I sound insane rn tune in for my full analysis on them coming this month hopefully thank youu. Interwoven arcs of fantasy vs reality and idealization vs pessimism I love youuu



So now you know the general thesis of my planned analysis about the importance of the prince charming figure in Marcille and Chilchuck’s arc, where she romanticizes things to a sometimes worrying degree or idealize people into something easy and digestible and poetic (like Chil being a kid, and then him being a virtuous ✨✨✨husband), and how she needs to value aesthetics less and actual acts and facts more, be more grounded (like seeing people for what they are flaws and all, and accepting that people need money and not pulling through on principles of honor or unity shouldn’t get Namari shamed) and a part of that is accepting that Chilchuck is BOTH flawed and virtuous, a loving husband that still has shitty moods and fumbled his marriage so bad etc etc. So it’s like, her image of perfect prince charming that will whisk you away on an ethereal romance -> realistic flawed middle aged dad with personality issues and a failing marriage but he still is worthy of love and having his cute grand romance story and his happy ending. Ik I keep repeating the same point through this but I need it to be burned into everyone’s brains it has its grip on me I can’t do this. They are so special……
#Someone did ask (on discord) btw i’m not just being a smartass though I do love being that too#This is stuff I cover in my upcoming marcille & chil arc analysis except here I can go full romo and don’t keep the strictly platonic angle#It’s at like 15k words rn I think. The 30 pics limit is killing me which is why I started asking my friend to do collages of panels for me#Sob#I keep alternating between it and the Falin analysis save me. Should be dropping soon idk i might test out having a beta reader for that on#Marchil foreplay is 2 years of being coworkers and slowly worming personal questions out of him until he blinks and she has#a key to his house#Dungeon meshi#marchil#marcille donato#chilchuck tims#like they’re so so funny look at this shit. Nonconsensual romanticizing of you as a person. Obsessive interest in your personal life#She’s latched so hard onto the “mystery” of him they’re deranged#MAYBE ITS ALL COMPROMISES MAYBE ITS ALL SWEET INBETWEENS <3#maybe we'll take our vision of what we thought we could be and make something new together. something for just us#Fumi rambles#Maaan Marcille’s ‘idealizing him into liking him even for all his flaws bc his personality is often kinda shitty’ arc’#and Chilchuck’s ‘prejudice against elves and mages and optimism into respect and trust’ arc are everything to me#Meta#Spoilers#Dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Tagged this so late oops#It’s so funny. She’s canonically wondered how Chil would be like as a lover#No no but like do u see. Fantasy is a key part of her chrcter and arc and he’s the foil to that he’s the thing that comes challenge it
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Finished AC Unity. RIP Arno Dorian you would’ve loved Alcoholics Anonymous (AA)
#assassin’s creed#ac unity#arno dorian#arno victor dorian#elise de la serre#babblingbrook babbles#NO BC I DONT LIKE ELISE BUT I DID CRY WHEN SHE DIED#NOT BC SHE DIED BUT BC I WAS SO UPSET FOR ARNO#BRO COULD N O T CATCH A BREAK#he’s on the baby girl list now btw I will be making art of him tonight#I felt so bad for Arno the whole game#also he’s such a fucking smartass 😭😭#I ALSO SEE WHY EVERYONE HAS THE FATTEST ASS#he’s second for me I think Connor has the fattest but#Arno is close second#hey guys I’m unwell someone pls talk to me abt this game (im 10 years late)#to be fair I was also. 10 when this game came out.#adding a tag that’s supposed to say why everyone says Arno has the fattest ass#whoops
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@holyfurnace said: “I’m okay. I’m not even that tired.” (Lute to Exorcist!Vaggie exhaustion … sentence starters
One of Vaggie's brows quirked at that and she drawled, "Keep tellin' yourself that, stud." She took the couple steps needed to close the gap between them and slipped her arm around Lute's waist. "C'mon, you earned a good rest. You can't keep being the best lieutenant if you pass out from exhaustion."
#moth chitters | ic#holyfurnace#verse | exorcist#|| is she subtly flirting while also being a smartass? maybe#|| the world may never know
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I am not immune to 'Viktor as Jinx's/Powder's engineering mentor' propaganda
#Viktor would make the best big brother figure for Powder I cant even think about it without feeling warm and happy#he would always encourage her projects and her creativity and he would help out whenever she would need some guidance#but he would never do things for her#he would always let her do the fixing herself#because for him its about learning not having it done for you perfectly#he would play bicker with her ALL the time too theyre two smartasses#arcane#viktor arcane#jinx arcane
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This randomly popped into my head, and I absolutely HAD to write it.
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"What do you want?" Athena frowned as soon as the door closed, not needing to look up from her scroll to see Aphrodite standing by the entrance.
"You're the goddess of handicraft, I need you to fix this tear in my dress! Ares and I are going out, and you're the only god I know who can fix this quickly!" Aphrodite lifted up the pink cloth in her hand, walking over and practically shoving it into Athena's face.
Athena sighed, rolling up her scroll and patting around her bed. Aphrodite watched as the redhead got up and looked under her bed, the sheets, the pillows, everything.
"What in Hades are you looking for?" She watched as Athena looked through her books and scrolls, searching through the plant leaves.
"Hm, I must've dropped it somewhere around here..." Athena stood in the middle of her room, putting a hand to her chin, looking deep in thought.
"Dropped what?"
"The fuck I was going to give you," Athena turned to face Aphrodite, a mock look of exasperation on her face. "I can't seem to find it. Oh well..." She shrugged, going back to her scroll, ignoring the shocked and offended look on Aphrodite's face. "Now get out. Go find a different dress."
#epic the musical#epic the musical athena#epic athena#athena epic the musical#athena greek mythology#aphrodite epic#epic aphrodite#aphrodite greek mythology#grape writes#athena being a smartass is too funny#aphrodite isn't too mad#she low-key found it funny#but still she's pissed athena won't do such a simple task#athena just wants to read in peace
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WHEN WAS SOMEONE GONNA TELL ME THAT SEYKA PETS THE TREX IN THE HOLO THING. WHEN. CUZ MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER NOW THAT I KNOW

#this is literally the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen#she's so amazing I love her#I mean I loved Seyka already cuz she's a smartass but now SHE PETS FAKE DINOS I LOVE HER#horizon forbidden west#burning shores#seyka
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#mirabel depends on whenever she's in a mood to be a smartass#encanto#encanto headcanons#the madrigals
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She must be very tired. Her mother must be very proud.
What I am stunned by ???
Who knew Guinness kept kink World Records?
I think we need to see what other World Records are out there.
~Red
#christinered#wisdom of a redhead#wiseass smartass badass#curvy bouncy redhead#guinness book of world records#world record holder\#her mother must be proud#what else?#she must be tired#classy#wow#ewww
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also new rook that im actually playing BECAUSE she’s a grey warden and that makes me insane. Therése <3
#idc what theyre gonna impy for her backstory she’s from starkhaven and is having a terrible time right now because of the Gods#my beautiful butch. I love women#shes also a little shit#sabri wasnt a little shit at all#sabri was pure of heart and very smart#therése will be a smartass and also a little Mean#roscoe rambles#oc: therése thorne
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Wants to not be harassed sexually yet acts like a slut hmmm makes sense not
wants to seem smart yet knows nothing about consent hmmmm
#asks#ur literally giving me 'she was asking for it' vibes#please get help#ur gross#at least show ur face smartass#and can u tell ur mom im so so sorry she had u
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Lotd have mer y ADC looks so good with her new selfie. And she’s posting flowers as usual 🥹

And wearing a white shirt. I'll say this, you can't accuse the girl of not staying consistently on brand 🥴


I will say also, she's never escaping the Victoria Pedretti doppleganger allegations any time soon (although I guess it'd be the other way around since she's older. Whatever) Anyway they neeeeeeed to play sisters at some point cuz what the actual fuck are we doing here like what is the point of all this if that never happens
#anon#I'm sorry in advance but that last one gives me overwhelming AWTR vibes#Lexa's not much of a selfie taker by nature. she just doesn't see the point. “I know what I look like already Clarke-#i don't need to thousand pictures to remind myself. i bet I could even pick myself out of a lineup. no help needed“#cuz she's also a little smartass ya see#but this feels like such a AWTR Lexa thing to do#to have this little disposable camera that she takes with her on their trips - their honeymoon. their rides along the coast. apple picking.#and she just... takes pictures. of anything she feels like. moments that obviously meant something to her#or that's what Clarke assumes when she finds the thing tucked away in Lexa's bedside drawer when she finally packs up to move#2 days before she's heading to the other side of the country and she finds herself sitting on the edge of Lexa's bed holding this gd camera#that she's completely forgotten existed#an hour of trying not to throw up just touching it - an hour of driving to the nearest pharmacy that still prints these damn things -#and a day of waiting for the roll to get developed is enough to have Clarke walking around like the equivalent to an exposed nerve ending#the first half of the roll just makes her smile cuz it's exactly what she expected#pictures of leaves. bumper stickers she saw. shots of the ocean at sunset. a weird rock Clarke distinctly remembers Lexa calling ~majestic#too many shots of Clarke doing mundane things that Lexa apparently thought needed capturing#and then like a suckerpunch to the face... there's this#a shot that Clarke knows without knowing that Lexa took to finish out the roll#probably snapped in a moment of Lexa's little way of saying 'hi :)'#but all it feels like in her hands one last goodbye...#wow this got away from me#my bad#AWTR
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Omg omg. I don't know if you've watched Hazbin Hotel (I haven't but I've listened to the songs and seen clips). So spoiler warning... Buuuutttt
https://youtu.be/jNUTxvki_d0?si=RA5OpswUvXMDjbHc this song made me think that if Shiny was a demon in the Monster AU, this is her and Greasy fighting over Poppy/Y/N. Trying to convince her who is the best demon here. Who they should stick with, especially if they've been friends for a bit, and just generally competing for her attention and being pissy with each other XD Demoness!Shiny would absolutely start a whole ass song and dance number in the middle of a battle. I mean, she's a dancing demon?? Why wouldn't she???
Also Mimzy popping in at the end of the song is absolutely Poltergeist!Psycho popping in to snatch Poppy/Y/N... Or Rena.
Before watching the video: *Not actually interested in seeing Hazbin for some reason*
After watching video: Holy SHIT-
I need to watch all this immediately XDD Thank you for putting me on the better path XD
In responce to your actual ask though--
Y E S. Omg i love that so so so so so so so so much!! I'm definitely picturing being stuck in between Greasy and Shiny as Y/N😏 ... but I'm equally excited about this scene with POPPY! XD Just- the vibes~ I know we're taking this totally out of context, but-
Greasy and Shiny getting equally touchy with Poppy/Y/N; Guiding her away from the other/closer to themselves, appearing up directly behind her, dipping her, Greasy having an arm around her until Shiny kidnaps whisks her away again-
Shiny with her finger under Poppy's/Y/N's chin guiding her towards her when Greasy suddenly popping up in the middle and shoving them away from eachother.
Greasy putting words in Poppy's/Y/N's mouth (Greasy's so hot, Greasy's so amazing, I love Greasy- ) and Shiny bursting his bubble; literally saving Poppy/Y/N out of the demon magic-induced trance with an easy snap of her fingers.
Shiny: You could call me mommy~
Poppy / Y/N: ❤❤❤O_O❤❤❤
Greasy: *angry violin playing*
#(*cough* this also made me think inkubus x reader x freddy) (in the horror house) (a la anons ask idea from months and months ago)#OH or rena lottie and smartass O_O oh my god-#(rena would be just Turning Up into Lotties life cuz she needs something from her and trying to win her over#while smartass is like HELL NO i RAISED this kid leave her the hell alone- )
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