#slicedice x crazybolt

[transingthoseformers]

More things from @sweetheart-weeb-33 's TFEM au!:

Thunderhoof randomly pulls guns out of nowhere and nobody knows where he's keeping them on/in his frame, how he got them inside, or how many there are. Surprisingly this is mostly for funny situations

"Patients are not allowed to bring fully caffeinated drinks to other patients who are on the decaf only list" is a rule that exists solely because of SliceDice and Crazybolt

There is a rule around not standing on tables (this is of course thanks to Quillfire trying to incite a revolution and breaking the table) and Golden Rose is somehow entirely exempt from this rule and breaks it constantly. But she's short enough that the tables can hold her.

Building wide blackouts are pretty common thanks to Little Cybertron's electrical wiring being weird and instead of starting fires the second anything goes wrong the systems instead go "what if we shut down instead". Funny shit occurs during these blackouts

Shockwave is practically a nocturnal recluse and many of the few times he goes out into the common areas, LC typical chaos occurs and he goes "ykw frag this shit I'm going back into my room". Soundwave is the only other mech allowed in his room. One day he mysteriously just appeared with a child.

Megatron not only fragged a hivemind entity, but he has a whole ~deal~ with her involving alliances and sacrifices in order to both keep her from assimilating mecha (or at least some mecha) and to give him heir(s). He got knocked up with four daughters lol.

Thunderhoof and Steeljaw have four kids between them. Half of them are menaces.