#slenderbabys

[scary-lasagna]

Ok so slender gets a girlfriend and keeps it a secret for a while. Then one day he comes home with his baby and asks the proxies to babysit for a day. How do they react?

tldr: slenderbabies are weird

Slender

He would never ask them to baby sit a child when they can't even look after themselves for a day.

Toby has an unbeaten record of hurting himself at least one a day for the past three years. Jack has been keeping tab.

He will, however, allow them the grace of witnessing his first born child stuck to his face.

Slenderbabies are uber strong, and there's no way to get the child off of him.

But if there will be anyone to figures it out, it'll be the proxies.

"Tickling is a no-go." Brian announces.

So there sat Slender, perched at his desk and sweating buckets while gazing at the clock. He would surely be late at this rate. And as much as he loved his little mouse, he need them o f f.

"What about the keys? Anything?" Masky questioned.

"Negative." Kate answered.

"Oh my god guys, it's a kid, just pick it up." Clock stepped forward and put her hands around the baby's little pudgy tummy and attempted to pull them off of Slender.

It didn't work. Just like the 6 other times they've all tried.

Slender sat in silence, the only thing announcing his disgruntle was a quick sigh.

"Cocomelon! Kids love Cocomelon!" Toby was already pulling out his phone.

"Do not! Cocomelon makes them violent, I don't know why do not ask me." Slender spoke up.

Toby slowly puts his phone away.

"Any chance you can just show up at the meeting like this?" Masky asks.

"I cannot see."

"But you don't have eyes anyway..." Kate whispered, thoroughly confused.

The statement was ignored, and Offender walked in with Sally, considering Splendor was gone on a business trip. "Nice glasses."

"Shut your mouth." Offender only snorted at his brothers remark before lifting Sally up on his desk.

"Beat fire with fire."

Sally only giggled at the baby, greeting with a rub on the back. "How are you?" She smiled. She was met with only babbles.

"Would you like to come play with me? I have tea sets, toys, and Mrs. Rachel, and plushies, and we can watch a movie together."

While Sally was talking, she manages to wrap her arms around the baby, tugging a little, but to no avail.

"I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!" Toby suddenly yelled, startling nearly everyone in the room. most importantly the baby.

It started wailing and Sally tried to soothe it.

Slender debated if he started to cry, if it would help the situation.

Toby returned soon enough with a small shiny ball, one of Sally's.

"You gave me an idea Sally. Maybe it doesn't want Slender, just his head."

Slender slowly looked toward Toby, hoping he could feel his seething anger.

"I'm serious!!" Toby exclaimed, and stood to the side of Slender, present the ball within the baby's sight.

The wailing turned into confused sniffles, and then unlatched one clawed hand, reaching toward the ball.

"Bro, I'm gonna be the best fuckin dad, I swear." Toby grins, before quickly slapping a hand over his mouth, realizing he cursed not only in front of one child, but two.

Sally giggled, but also helped the child, maneuver from Slender's face to the ball.

Slender took a sigh of relief. A moments peace before he realized he was desperately late, and shot out of his seat.

"I need to go. Just don't let them watch Cocomelon." He called over his shoulder, and headed toward the door.

Toby was still holding the baby latching onto the ball as Slender left the manor.

"What do we do now?"

___

Slender returned home after a soul-crushing meeting to meet almost the entire manor piled sleeping around the couch.

His baby was still clinging to a now deflated ball. Upon gazing at this sight, toys, baby food, adult food, and children's books were scattered amongst the creeps. Spaghetti somehow got on the ceiling.

Little stinker wasn't even a year old and they've already accepted them as their own, sacrificing their own sanity to calm the baby down as it wailed when the ball popped.

Who knows how long it took for everyone to fall asleep. Slender settling himself down by Masky, who was barely keeping his eyes open. His head eventually drooped onto Slender's shoulder, who was reading a picture book out of curiosity.

Maybe he will let them babysit more often.

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And it was not because I was trying to escape, it was because Slenderbaby was biting and ripping the skin off my leg

Oh damn-

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

slenderbaby would say collect my crayons

[rosswoodblues]

ahhh I can’t decide between Brian/Tim or Tim/jay.... Brian Tim eternal bffs forever ruined by some loser slender man or Tim jay new friends bound together by loser slender man??? honestly which relationship depends if you specify before or after slenderbaby. hhnfnhn. sowwy I just want to talk to somebody about it

NO YOURE SO VALID !!!!!!!!!!!!!

both. Are incredibly good. and ur right it does depend on pre/post mh but. both are extremely valid and good ships why decide

[mallpop]

slenderdaddy spoiling me his slenderbaby

can someone explain what is going on here

[tooniefied]

Check out this awesome '#Slenderbaby #Tooniefied' design on @TeePublic! #slenderman

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Slenderbaby was hiding under the table as bolder of rocks were crashing down

Angelene: “Take care of yourself…. Child”

And Angelene dies, and she collapses to the floor

Nooooo the babyyyyy

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Meanwhile Slendrina puts Slenderbaby at his crib at the castle

Slendrina: “I’m here now… I’m here to stay… Things are gonna get better for us now.”

Things are better without Nosferatu, Gurl!!!

YE

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Slenderbaby is still afraid of Nosferatu

Poor thing :(

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Slendrina was inside and was holding Slenderbaby in her arms

Aw

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Meanwhile Rupert heads upstairs to the second floor, and he sees a picture of Slenderbaby back in the asylum

RUP: "Why is there a photo of that kid here-"

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Inside the coffin lid was a picture of Slendrina hugging Nosferatu along with Slenderbaby

Yes, one last look at who he hurt

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Slenderbaby jumps and tackles Calvin while Angelene scratches Konrad at his chest

CAL: "NONONO!"

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Meanwhile the twins were cornered and Slenderbaby and Angelene were in front of them

O no

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Then they hear Slenderbaby, and then Slenderbaby jumps on Konrad and bites a chunk out of Konrad’s stomach

KON: "AAA-!!"

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And after saving Gordon, they ran into a room and they lock the door, while Slenderbaby was trying to bust the door down until slenderbaby gave up

Hmm