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lctibule · 11 months ago

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ngl to this day i still want an au where overwatch gets to genji before hanzo kills him, where he gets recruited into blackwatch without becoming a cyborg, bc it'd be such a fucking disaster. smelly privileged playboy bastard who's too cocky for his own good and doesn't take anything seriously and keeps buying expensive food, drink, and luxury goods with overwatch's money... that's what you want in your black ops division, right? surely that won't inevitably cause any problems.

#tries to go on missions in crop tops and wakes up hungover most mornings #skips training and hits on everyone. has no respect for any of the higher-ups. he'd be such a problem #meanwhile he's also secretly grieving his father's death and sitting with the knowledge that his brother who he used to be best friends wit #with* even #was going to murder him. but he copes by being more obnoxious than ever and pretending like he's not at all bothered #when he's actually completely shattered inside and doesn't know what the fuck to do about it #other than drown himself in all his favourite vices like he's always done #it'd be silly and painful and that shit's my jam #♡ ⁄ 𝙾𝙾𝙲

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