#since he's a sniper Kali was trained to be stealthy even with his height and weight

[the-whispers-of-death]

Light Footsteps

*A group of Shadows huddled in a corner in the hallway, talking to each other* Shadow 1: Yeah, so he shot me and I was like, "What the hell?" Because he was only supposed to shoot me in the calf, not the thigh! Shadow 2: I still think it's weird that you thought being shot in the leg in order to get sent to the infirmary was a good way to woo the medic that you like. Shadow 3: Yeah, me too. Wouldn't it have been eas— Kali, having walked up without anyone realizing because his footsteps weren't heard: Hey, guys! What are we talking about? Several Shadows bolting away at once because they had just been snuck upon: Fuck! Kali, staring at where most of them were but are now gone with the exception of Shadow 2: What just happened? Shadow 2: *realizes she has to be the one to tell Kali* Well, dude, you walk really light. Like, super light. Kali, confused: What do you mean? Shadow 2: We can't hear your footsteps, like you really are The Phantom of the Opera. We didn't hear you approach, at all. Kali: *remembers all the times his old squad joked about getting him a collar with a bell like the ones for cats and how he thought they were all exaggerating* Kali: Oh.

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