#simpin hard indeed

[babbushka]

Heyy !! Just wanted to say that I’ve a been a fan of your works for about a year and a bit now but ive been too shy to jump on asks to say how much I love your work! ( cause I really do lol) Anyway I’m a sag sun Pisces moon and rising and a Capricorn Venus! As for my boy can I have Charlie please ! 💖

A/N: Thank you so much for sending this in, and for your kind words! I'm so grateful that you've stuck with me here, please enjoy this vignette!

You’ve gone away with him, off to the great unknown. Off to escape the rumors, the accusations, the lies. Your husband, the playwright, hard at work on another masterpiece of theater sits at the desk and types away on his typewriter. It’s an overcast day here today, and as such, a mist has rolled in from the lake against which the estate sits. This mist must be inspirational, the way it rolls over the grassy lawns in its thick blue hue, for your Charlie has not left the room where the typewriter lives in many hours.

Enough is enough, you decide, as you put down your book and make your way through the dark hallways of the estate. You hear him clicking on the keys, and with a smile, you peek your head inside. Oh how handsome he looks, even frustrated as you’re sure he must be. He’s shucked away his waistcoat, the top buttons of his shirt opened. Funny, you think, Charlie works himself up in such a frenzy when the new ideas come rushing through him; even though it is freezing in the room, of course he would be hot.

“Is that you, darling?” His tired voice sounds, and you take that as permission to approach. Sometimes, Charlie didn’t like to be disturbed, you knew this.

“Yes, I came to check in. Is now a bad time?” Sliding your hands across the strong breadth of his shoulders, you lean in to press a kiss to his cheek, and smile again as he melts against you.

“No, it’s perfect. You’re perfect.” He captures one of your hands in his large palm, and presses the knuckles to his mouth, lingers there, unwilling to pull away.

“I thought you might fancy a walk.” Whispering, as if the volume of your voice might ruin the moment, you gently tap his shoulder with your free hand, toying with the straps of his suspenders.

“In this weather?” Raising an eyebrow at you, Charlie looks over his shoulder up at you, a hopeful glimmer in his eye. Back home, this misty overcast day would be labeled gloomy, a day for shutting up indoors. But to your man, it was the perfect opportunity to get some brisk air in his lungs -- something he needed desperately, after all that pipe he had been smoking.

“I’ve packed a basket, thermoses with some hot tea.” You mull over the right word, because Charlie was a man of words and you respected that about him, “It might be...atmospheric.”

And so, with that, he rose from his desk for the first time all day, buttoned up his shirt and threw on a coat, and accompanied you on a walk to the lakeside. That blue mist seemed to glow as the waves of the lake sloshed quietly against the shore, and Charlie found it atmospheric indeed.

“What sort of play is this one?” You have to ask, even though you know he doesn’t like those sorts of questions.

“A mystery.” He replies, and by the very nature of the thing, your curiosity is only further piqued.

“Oh?”

“A murder mystery.” Charlie grins with all of his teeth, and you can’t help but feel all the dangerous truths which will leak out from the edges of his fictitious writing.

“How shocking.” You tease, and Charlie kisses you, for the two of you are the only ones who would know how truly shocking it will be.

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[new-acc-on-bio]

HABITS

▪︎YOARASHI INASA x GN!READER (oneshot)

▪︎genre : comedy, a ton of corny ass jokes—

▪︎summary : you just can't keep your hands to yourself— and Yoarashi here is trying to keep up with all your teasing.

▪︎word count : 900+

▪︎a/n : its been a while since i wrote something, tell me am i the only one simpin' on loud wind boi here?

There are two kinds of habits and those are good and bad, the habit that you have is...well, you can't specify if it's bad or good. It's because you are comfortable doing it, and one specific person doesn't really mind with you being handsy.

(Y/N!)

Your name felt like it was announced for the whole campus to hear. Not only your name was announced, but also gusts of wind were heading towards you. Knowing who it was, you immediately used your quirk to block the gusts of wind.

"You blocked it again! That force thingy shield of yours!"

"It's called a forcefield shield, Inasa."

Knowing that he'd talk more you immediately made the first move and groped his ass. It wasn't that thick or bouncy but it still has that meaty with a solid feeling.

Yoarashi shuddered to your touch, all eyes were also focused to the both of you, he coudn't help it but this kind of situation made his ears turned quite red.

"WE ARE IN SCHOOL FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MIGHT!"

"Oh, so you'll let me grope it more when were alone? That's good to know."

Leaving him embarrassed and flushed red like a tomato, you walked a fast pace heading to your classroom.

Training class was your favorite, the reason is because you got to wear your hero costume. Not only that but being with the same class as Yoarashi would mean you wont be bored. Because you can gawk all you want at his thicc biceps.

Everyone was looking at the big screen, observing how the others work on physical training. Well, watching made you bored so you sat a little farther away behind the class.

"Inasa."

You called him and signaled him to sit next to your left. He thought you were feeling lonely and wanted someone to cheer you up.

"YOU LOOK SAD (Y/N!) IS SOMETHING THE MATTER?!"

But that's not the case, you were feeling bored and decided to entertain yourself by feeling his biceps. Yoarashi always tends to shudder from your touch. He sat up staight, sweat dripping from the back of his neck.

"You're hard as a rock, Inasa."

You said on a whisper like tone, and his eyes gazed to his baggy pants. Wanting to burst laughing at his reaction, he used his left hand to cover his red tomato like face.

"You looked at that, when I said hard— pfft!"

You slightly nudge his right side, holding yourself from laughing out loud. Yoarashi began ducking his face onto the coat of his costume. Wiping the side of your eye for an imaginary tear.

"Man, I can't—"

You let out a sigh and got another idea to rile him up. You find it amusing teasing Yoarashi because of how he turns red in an instant. The sight of it makes you want to mess him up more.

"Inasa, you naughty boy. Well, if you wanted for me to grope that. All you have to do is ask."

He stood up abruptly, used his quirk and escaped you and your teasing. The teacher asked you what just happend and you said he was feeling sick and went to the infirmary, after what just happend you let out a chuckle.

About your excuse of him in the infirmary, Yoarashi was indeed in the infirmary. Maybe he overheated from all your teasing for the day?

Looking around for the nurse or a teacher, there were none. He was laying on the bed with his left arm over his eyes.

"Inasa, wake up. 'S time to go home."

He didn't budge to your calling, you slowly rock his right shoulder and tried calling him again. And no response.

Even if you can't see his whole face, just hearing his soft breathing made you think he is cute. When he is asleep that is.

You sat down to his right side on the bed and start poking his abs. He is indeed well built, from poking you start to palming his thighs and legs.

"What did your mom, even feed you?Jeez, are you a first year student or a grown man?"

A familiar shudder was made, which was a sign that he was awake the whole time. You flicked his nose which made him sat up and covered his nose.

"Aha, awake the whole time aren't 'ya?"

Hearing that he immediately avoided your gaze and looked to his left side. An answer wasn't needed to know, because his bright red ear says it all.

"You pretended to be asleep knowing I'll roam my hand to your body, huh?"

He turned to your direction and immediately denied what you said. Yoarashi's voice was booming. Thank goodness, no one else but you two are in the infirmary. If not, that's detention for both of you.

"Those habits of yours...touching...IT'S TOO MUCH! (Y/N!)"

"So you want me to stop it?"

He nodded.

"Then, I'll just find someone to grope—"

Walking away from the bed, you slowly waved your hand heading towards the door ready to go out. Suddenly he then again shouts with that voice of his.

"NO!"

He looked devastated to your answer, letting out a deep sigh you made your way back to where he was. Placing your hand onto his head, you rubbed his semi-bald haircut.

"You really like me putting hands all over you, naughty boy."

"I WOUDN'T MIND IT AT ALL!!!"

▪︎a/n: was it too corny? lmao! reader can't keep their hands to themselves! just like the author. I do hope you guys enjoy reading this! If you want more you can get more with just a request!

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[fizzydrink698]

FI OH MY GOOOOD YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN 😨 I wasn’t able to read hypothesis for a few days bc I was dickin around with my friends but I just got around to it and…lord. That was so damn good, very spicy indeed 👀👀 reader is such an awkward lil nerd and Bin is such a cocky shithead, I love it. Also the brunch with friends thing?? I wish my friend group was that organized. The part where he tells her that he’s SpearB, oh my god if that happened to me irl I’d actually disintegrate. Tho Bin definitely has the hots for dear reader 👀 he also never said it was a one time thing soooo. I’ve been simpin for Bin a lil extra hard these days so this was great, 10 outta 10, Fi 👍🏻 this has me extra excited for poly!instinct now

-🥝

i’m glad you enjoyed! much spice, i agree, i definitely committed a little more 😂😂

i’m a sucker for confident + awkward pairings. introvert + extrovert. it’s just so adorable and sweet. i wanted a confident bin that could smooth over reader’s panic, and an introspective reader who would kinda gently encourage changbin to open up about trust and feelings during this hook-up

i would love a weekly brunch with friends 🥺 it sounds so simple in theory! just an agreed time of day every week to eat food with people.

changbin definitely has a soft spot (and a hard spot, if u get what i’m saying, ayyyy) for reader. definitely seems like there’s a bit of a history of affection for her - and he definitely seems very well-dressed for a brunch that his other friends are wearing hoodies and last night’s clothes to. could he be...making an effort? 👀

poly!instinct is gonna be so fun, the combination of changbin and hyunjin is gonna be something

[osamusriceballs]

(pt1)You know its funny w/no Daichi content the two requests I DID send you, weren't even for him 🤣🤣🤣 Srry thats my fault bc apparently I needed NSFW Hinata/IwaOki requests more than my husband so the blame for lack of Daichi is totally my fault I need to step up my simping!!!! But uh...did someone say something about Blue Exorcist?? Bc if you are even a little bit of a fan I am now 1000% LEGALLY in love w/you! My worst simping comes from there and I am not ashamed to fly that freak flag -🌻

(pt2)my type is REAL obvious when you look at my Blue Exorcist & Bleach loves Bleach is my OG fandom that shit brings me back to high school like none other And Hisagi, oh gurl, why do you think Iwa is so hot I mean slay me with that dark hair/brown eyes mean face combo & I am WHIPPED in a second At least my strong Type™ my wife will always be able to spot what I'd cheat on her with from a mile away (adultery is bad kiddos never do it!!) We have more in common than I thought & now i luv you -🌻

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Rest assured: I got one amazing fluff daichi request in my inbox 🥺💖💖 I will soon feed you with some daichi fluff ✊🏻 WAIT!! WAS THAT NSFW HINATA REQUEST ALSO FROM YOU?! 😳😳 omg I didn’t know that—

Do your SIMPIN and get me some Daichi requests ✊🏻💖💖😭 I SHALL DELIVER THE CONTENT YOU CRAVE FOR- OR AT LEAST TRY TO

Bl- Blue what? Never heard of it.

*drinks zip from blue exorcist mug* (Yes, I have one)

FLY THAT FREAK FLAG!! I‘M ALSO WILLING TO SIMP OVER RIN!! 😭💖 or whoever your heart desires 😭💖🥺 and Hisagi too!!

DON‘T MAKE ME BLUSH OMG- I LOVE YOU MORE!! 💖😭😭😭

That dark haired dark eyes combo- also gets me FEELS- 

But your wife can’t even be angry like- JUST LOOK AT THEM 😭💖 gosh adultery is hard indeed ✊🏻 

But it’s also hard to stay loyal to one haikyuu boy- 😭😭 I am utterly failing too to stay in SAMU’S bed when I hear USHIDADDY- heavy cough- I’m so ready for Thursday omg—

LOVE YOU, SUNNY!!  

PS: Your other ask shall be answered on Thursday- due to obvious THIRST reasons :’) I swear Thursday is gonna kill me omg- 

[arinbelle]

“He would not lie to himself and say he did not let his lips linger a little bit longer than necessary on her temple.”- Of course not. Don’t start lying now Cassian. Do tell us all your sneaky ways. Wow I’m already simpin and it’s only line 3.

“Maybe a trip to the kitchens would help him. A midnight snack was bound to make his sleep come soon, and he was sure he had heard one the maids saying that Chef Ramsay had baked chocolate cookies.”- Eating sugary treats in an effort to fall asleep faster is not the way to do it kiddo, but you do you Cassian. I too leave my room in the middle of the night for sweets and lie to myself saying the sugar won’t make me stay up longer.

“...he had a privileged view of her bare legs.”

“She had tossed and turned in her bed for hours, her creative mind conjuring images of a future with him. Of long strolls in the garden and picnics by the lake...Why could she not stop thinking about him?”- It’s okay Nesta. I also fantasize about my future with my nonexistent boyfriend and how we’re gonna be cute in public and stuff and read together and take walks together and...oh look. I’m still single.

For Cauldron’ sake, did he not own a shirt?- Edward would agree

“Little did she know he was also trying very hard to not stare at her bare shoulders or her chest, cursing once again whoever had gifted her such nightgown.”- Oh my adorable little idiots. I’ve missed you babies! Oh how you pine and don’t get the mutual longing. God they’re so dumb I love it.

“They were eyes one could drown and all she wanted to do was to indeed drown on them.”- Well don’t we all Nesta? Don’t we all.

“I only have one chapter left” she tried to argue, suppressing another yawn.- Me though? Every time. EVERY. TIME.

“Cassian thought she looked like a tiny angry kitten, laughing internally.” Leaked footage of Cassian and Nesta in Velaris:

“Have a goodnight of sleep, my lady” he said, dropping a kiss on her hand before he could dwell too long on it”-AJKJFKLSDFKSJHKJSJASJKSA

“She really was a sight to behold but it still startled him when Mor spat out her wine.”- I SHIP IT!!!!

“It made her feel alive, the music allowing her to get lost on the moment and forget the pressures high society placed upon her. Dancing made Nesta feel empowered, in control of her own destiny.”- Wait no...now I’m sad about Nesta being sad even in an alternate universe. LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE. Let her be happy!

‘“When are we to expect a proposal, my lord?”’- Actually me to Cassian through all of ACOSF. 

“I do not bite, your grace”  Nesta said, daring to tease him “You do not have to be afraid.”...“I would not mind if you did” he said back without thinking, his eyes widening as he realised he had said that out loud.-

I’m sorry you can’t just drop that out of nowhere. A stray from the proper formality of the regency era AND a reference to Cassian’s quote from ACOMAF all in one sentence? How dare you? How DARE you? I was not prepared. I literally gasped and clutched my nonexistent pearls (I actually put a hand to my heart but still).

‘“Cassian—” his name left her lips without her consent, and she almost froze when she noticed she had not used his title.”- So...

For Cassian though so it’s understandable.

“...We are friends, are we not Nesta?”’-Screams into the void as I die on the inside. This was too much for my love starved heart to process and take.

In conclusion, I did this so many times throughout reading this chapter. 

It was so soft and cute and romantic and longing/pining filled and my cold dead heart just defrosted and screamed awake. Thank you for this lovely chapter, I hope your exams are going well. I have 3 left and then I am DONE. So passing on hopeful energy and good vibes for school and passing on hugs and excessive screaming and fangirling vibes because of your writing.

A/N: Next week uni exams start and I won’t be able to write for a while, so I did my best to finish this chapter on time before I go MIA for some time.

You can check here Pemberley’s Lake, Hooked on You and Smells like petrichor and paper, part one, two and three of my Nessian Pride and Prejudice AU.

The sound of music

Cassian could not sleep. His mind kept coming back to the greenhouse.

To Nesta and her lavender and vanilla scent and how lovely she looked amidst the flowers.

He would not lie to himself and say he did not let his lips linger a little bit longer than necessary on her temple.

Or that he had not felt some resemblance of male pride on seeing her wearing his jacket.

That he had not imagined her wearing it after they had come back home from a ball or one of Gywn’s operas.

That he had not imagined Nesta tucked close to his side, his arms around her and a smile on his face as he heard her talk about her day.

His imagination, it seemed, was his worst enemy.

“You are delusional Cassian” he mumbled to himself “Delusional”

Sighing, he touched the pressed daisy chain again. He had taken it out of his drawer and left it in front of him as he worked on some papers regarding his properties, thinking the numbers, reports of complaints or requests would help tire him out enough to make sleep come.

Cassian had no such luck. He worked until the entire pile had been properly looked through, and even three glasses of his strongest brandy could not make his thoughts of Nesta go away.

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