#simon Lewis icons

[acinematicworld]

🗡️ — 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 — 🗡️

[𝐭𝐯 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬]: 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟏 // 𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐥𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐬

[wikitpowers]

oh how i miss the tmi gang :(

artist: @cassandrajean <3

[kityherondale]

Clary forcing Simon to practice "coming out" to his mother as a Vampire is peak comedy

ive been dying at "The second thing you should know is that it isn't a choice. I was born this way. Sorry, reborn this way." for the past five minutes ahahaha

[nghtcrwling]

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

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[nghtcrwling]

The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones (2013)

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[wikitpowers]

“ISABELLE, LET DOWN YOUR RAVEN HAIR!”

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

Every time I think about Armand being turned at 17 I laugh because I cannot help thinking about the fact that EDWARD CULLEN was also 17

It just explains so much about both of them its hilarious

[wikitpowers]

if we don't get at least one scene where dru kicks ash in the nuts then why bother????

↳ it's hardcore giving morgenthorn icl

[cheeryfairies]

first two are done! gonna be posting them in batches of two until i have like ten, then i'll make a big post

[maybecordelia]

simon lewis is an icon.

[tsc-malec]

He saw Magnus first, leaning against a mossy stone wall. It was hard to miss Magnus—he was wearing a splash-painted white T-shirt over rainbow leather trousers. He stood out like a hothouse orchid, surrounded by the black-clad Shadowhunters: Alec, looking pale and uncomfortable; Isabelle, her long black hair twisted into braids tied with silver ribbons, standing beside a little boy who had to be Max, the youngest. Nearby was their mother, looking like a taller, bonier version of her daughter, with the same long black hair.

—City of Glass

[tiny-planet-13]

what's the most brainrot fandom thing I've ever done and why is it the fact that--and I'm exposing myself as a long time shadowhunters fan here so please hold my hand gently as I confess that sin--simon ofc gets turned into a rat because he's cool and based and silly like that and (idk how prevalent these are in fandom anymore idk I don't rlly see them as much) anytime people spoke about him like that it was rat!simon right? and I genuinely cannot even answer for my crimes on why this has stuck in my head for so long but at the literal most random moments in my life I'll be like huh remember rat!simon? crazy. like with that formatting and everything and I don't even know why 😭

[w2soneshots]

Roommates -W2S

words: 1.3k+

warnings: smut, light angst.

summary: you and Harry spend lockdown together in your own little flat that’s located next to the sidemen house. Eventually Harry catches feelings and the unexpected (yet very overdue) happens.

notes: heyy🫶🏼. My lockdown fic got so much love so I’m hoping you’ll all enjoy this one just as much! This request is so iconic. Don’t forget to reblog!!😚🤍

I've known the boys since I was young. I went to school with Tobi and Josh then when youtube came around we started playing games together. Soon they had created one of the biggest groups on youtube and I was their most requested guest. I have a great relationship with all of them and immediately hit it off with Freya and Talia.

Last month the uk went into a full lockdown. Josh, Freya, Simon, Talia, JJ and Vik were already living in the same house but Tobi, Ethan, Harry and myself packed our things and also moved in. Because we didn't want to be trapped in the middle of London alone. But since there aren't enough bedrooms for all of us, we flipped a coin to decide who would stay in the small granny flat at the end of the garden. Me and Harry ended up winning and I was actually really happy that I would only be sharing my space with one other person instead of nine.

At the beginning it was going great. Everyone was a little fed up with the fact we couldn't leave the house but we were lucky enough that we have a huge garden that makes you feel a little less claustrophobic. Me and Harry are getting along really well. We have separate bedrooms but share a bathroom, which can be slightly annoying at times.

One night I sat on the small couch in our living room/kitchen. Harry clicked open the door after coming back from filming with the boys. "Hey. How'd it go?" I asked, glancing up from my phone. "Uh- good." He replied plainly. My brows furrowed "are you okay?" I stood from the sofa. "Huh? Yea fine." He quickly entered his room then closed the door. I was a little confused but just assumed he was tired and didn't feel like talking.

The next night the same thing happened. He practically avoided me for an entire week. Until I'd had enough. I hesitated as I went to knock on his bedroom door. I took a deep breath then knocked my hand against the painted wood. "Harry?!" I heard a frustrated huff then the door cracked open. "Yes?" "Uhh, can we talk please?" I asked quietly. He looked down at the floor then left his room. We walked towards the kitchen and each sat down on one of the breakfast stools.

"Listen. I don't know if I did something to upset you but we're living together you can't just keep avoiding me. If you have something to say then just spit it out!" My voice raised as I spoke the last sentence. His jaw ticked. He looked me in the eyes, then his gaze flickered down to my lips. My breath hitched, my palms began to sweat and my heart beat so fast I thought it might pop out of my chest. The next few seconds were the slowest yet fastest of my life. He lent in and kissed me. Harry fucking Lewis kissed me. The boy I've known for so many years. The boy I've had a crush on since I was sixteen. But all this time I assumed he didn't feel the same so I suppressed the feelings as best I could.

I moved forward to place my hands on his cheeks, bringing him closer to me. As we broke away to breathe we rested our foreheads on each other's. We kept eye contact as he desperately placed his hands at my waist and lifted me onto the kitchen counter. He stood between my legs as he kissed me, hard. "Harry..." I moaned as he began kissing down my neck. He pulled my hoodie over my head revealing the small white cotton bralet I had on underneath. His eyes flickered from my chest back up to my eyes. "Are you sure you wanna do this?" He asked, with his hands by his sides. "Please Harry, please." I begged. He took that as a yes so quickly fumbled to remove his shirt.

He pulled me off the counter then carried me towards his bedroom, my legs wrapped around his torso. I kissed his shoulder gently as he walked. He groaned as we approached the bedroom. "I need you Harry." I whimpered as he lay me down on his soft sheets. The room was dark so I could only barely make out his figure stood before me. I could hear shuffling then my pants along with my underwear were being pulled down in one fail swoop. I gasped as he moved over me so his dick was just inches away from my soaking wet cunt. He gently wiped the hair from my face then attached his lips back to mine. "You ready?" He asked between wet kisses. "So ready."

After that night we continued to have sex regularly. We weren't sure what we were even labelled as yet so we decided to keep it a secret from everyone else. Thank god we were at the end of the garden or we would have a problem. I'm not exactly sure how the other couples in the house were managing to have a sex life. But me and Harry were so loud. We did it in every possible room, kitchen counter, sofa, shower, his bedroom, my bedroom. I think we were just so bored that the only thing to do was have sex.

Almost two months after that night he asked me to be his girlfriend. It was actually really romantic. He cooked me dinner in our kitchen, bearing in mind it wasn't the nicest pasta I've had but that didn't matter. The only thing that mattered was that he was officially mine and I was his.

Once the lockdown was fully lifted life seemed to return to (somewhat) normal. Tobi, Ethan, Harry and I moved out and moved back into our own apartments. We hadn't actually talked about what we were going to do once the lockdown ended. I obviously knew I still wanted to be with him but the realisation suddenly hit me that I was actually dating one of my best friends. One night Harry asked if we could tell everyone and I wasn't sure what to say. We decided that we would wait a little longer until I felt one hundred percent ready.

A month went by and we still hadn't told anyone. I lay in bed next to Harry, the sun shone through the blinds and I was completely naked, from last night's events. I slowly opened my eyes to see Harry looking at me. "Hi." I whispered sleepily. "Do you like me?" He asked. I wasn't expecting that. I pushed myself up so I was leaning on my forearm. "What? Of course I like you." I lent in to kiss him but he gently pushed me back. "Well why don't you want anyone to know about us?" His face was serious. I sighed then placed my hand on his cheek. "I just- well- I've known you since we were teenagers and I- I don't want to mess this up. I don't wanna lose you." I finally admitted. His face softened then he lent in to kiss me. "I love you y/n." He whispered. My heart warmed. "I love you too." "I've wanted to say that for a while but I had to make sure you felt the same." He kissed me again.

The next day Harry brought me along to a sidemen shoot. "So, me and Harry have been- um- daiting for a while." I announced. They didn't seem to be very shocked. "Yea we figured that out when I went to ask if you wanted something from Nando's, since you weren't answering your phones, and I heard some... strange noises." Ethan explained with a chuckle. My face turned bright red. "Oh my god." I buried my face into Harry's shoulder.

[hotvintagepoll]

Josephine Hull (Arsenic and Old Lace, Harvey)—Josephine Hull was only in two major movies - “Harvey” and “Arsenic and Old Lace” - but those two roles made her an icon. Her mobile, expressive face is unforgettable. She was expert at playing these women who seem to be very conventional, until you scratch the surface and realize they’re scrungly to the core. The scene in Harvey where she is watching a bad performance at her soiree, and trying to look pleased while actually being appalled, is priceless [link]. In that same movie, she has wonderful scenes where she is trying awfully hard to disbelieve in Harvey (her brother’s invisible friend who is a 6-foot-tall white rabbit) but finds herself, to her horror, believing in him. (This one is a highlight - she comes in around 2:50 [link] Her other role, in Arsenic and Old Lace, is a sweet little old lady who the hero (Cary Grant) discovers to his horror has been murdering people. And again she sells her total conviction that she is normal, while being decidedly NOT. Another great example of her wonderful talent at scrungly facial expressions is in this scene, where she is waiting for an old man to drink poisoned wine [link]

Jerry Lewis (Artists and Models, The Bellboy, The Ladies Man, The Nutty Professor)—a scrungly little scamp if there ever was one. he and dean martin were the nick frost and simon pegg of their day (not in a comedy styles way but in a just two straight bros who are deeply in love way)

This is round 1 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you're confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.

[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]

Josephine Hull:

Batty little old ladies who are definitely less than sane  

Jerry Lewis:

[tuppencetrinkets]

Sorted caps from Yellowjackets, seasons 1 & 2, and episodes 1 & 2 of season 3.

Melanie Lynskey - Shauna - 29600

Jasmin Savoy Brown - Taissa (young) - 8200

Warren Kole - Jeff - 7100

Christina Ricci - Misty - 15400

Tawny Cypress - Taissa - 15000

Sophie Nelisse - Shauna (young) - 12000

Samantha Hanratty - Misty (young) - 7000

Courtney Eaton - Lottie (young) - 7000

Kevin Alves - Travis (young) - 5700

Alexa Barajas - Mari - 3600

Sarah Desjardins - Callie - 7700

Juliette Lewis - Natalie - 13800

Luciano Leroux - Javi - 760

Simone Kessell - Lottie - 8000

Ella Purnell - Jackie - 8700

Lauren Ambrose - Vanessa - 4600

Liv Hewson - Vanessa (young) - 5900

Alex Wyndham - Kevyn - 2700

Jenna Burgess - Melissa - 4100

Elijah Wood - Walter - 4500

Peter Gadiot - Adam - 2100

Andres Soto - Travis - 895

Carlos Sanz - Coach Martinez - 6300

Rekha Sharma - Jackie - 2000

Nicole Maines - Lisa - 2100

Sophie Thatcher - Natalie (young) - 10400

Rukiya Bernard - Simone - 1400

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[witchlingcirce]

have you read shadowhunters and denizens of downworld? because i’m obsessed with jace’s fun fact:

“In between training and Institute business, Jace has turned more seriously to music, teaching himself challenging pieces and even composing original works. Despite a shared interest in music, Jace and Simon Lewis have only collaborated once, on a song titled Come Back, Meow, dedicated to Magnus Bane’s cat.”

COME BACK, MEOW? ARE WE EVER GONNA LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS? please i need to know if there were lyrics, who did what, were they drunk??? this is so serious for me and no one ever talks about it. it’s one of the few jimon bromance crumbs we get

BRO I used to be OBSESSED with this little fun fact back in the day. I think the best part of this song is that it seems like something they do 100% SOBER no alcohol needed with those two numnuts

I so badly need the lyrics as well, what was the context? Were the instruments just piano and guitar?????? 😭😭😭 Jimon bromance you’ll always be THE iconic friendship