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adhd-merlin · 29 days ago

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"I was sixteen but I'd hacked into the DVLA and the Home Office and sent myself fake ID saying I was eighteen. I rented a house out on the estate. I didn't want people asking questions so I just hid away. It was just me and then, after a bit, it was me and Hercules" lmao. they stole that dog

#my personal theory #sorry i'm putting victoria's characters under a level of scrutinity they were probably never supposed to withstand #and reading too much into things #but listen. where the fuck would a 16 year old with fake IDs who does NOT want to draw attention to themselves #get a neapolitan mastiff. and how and WHY #certainly they did not acquire it legally #and I doubt they were scouring the internet for black market pets in their stoner era #what I think is more plausible its that gal saw this puppy somewhere and just. straight up stole it #i won't elaborate here because i'm putting this in my fic #but i just wanted to share #should be making myself a pin that says 'talk to me about b&b galahad' tbh #bliss & blunder #*

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