#sheeeesh SHEEEEEESH

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Im vibing

(Idc if this gets rbed but she/her pronouns and be normal im 17 💗💗💖✨✨⚡️⚡️⚡️💖💗)

[bowandcurtsey]

Hi may I request how yami, fuegoleon, mereoleona and julius react to their s/o asking them "do you fart with that ass*lip bite*" followed by a loud sheeeeeesh. Please🤪😩🐌

hahaha! The Nice Ass Squad!! WEW!!

I was smiling so hard to myself when I saw this request!! And what is that Snail Emoji for Anony!! Are you addressing yourself as snail or you pressed it by accident 😂

Yami | Fuegoleon | Mereoleona | Julius x gn! Reader

Yami Sukehiro

“Baby,” you smirked at your man, “do you even fart with that ass? SHEESHHHH!”

“Heh, like what you see?” His shit eating smirk was plastered all over his face as he stood ass naked in front of you. “This peaches of mine makes nice farts, do you want a whiff?”

“Get lost,” you rolled your eyes, laughing.

He squeezed a fart out.

“YAMI. YOU’RE GROSS!” You exclaimed, hiding under the blankets.

“Nice ass nice farts baby!” He laughed at your reaction

Fuegoleon Vermillion

He came out from the showers with nothing but a towel wrapped to his waist.

Water droplets trickled down his neck, chest and well defined abs, disappearing into the towel. He bent down to grab his pyjamas, his behind facing you and even from under the towels you could see they were well defined and perky.

“Do you even fart with that ass?” You spoke cheekily, “SHEEEESHHHH”

He choked on his saliva, coughing a little as his face turned a bright red at your comment.

“Unfortunately, yes I do fart honey..” he managed to choke out before heads back to the toilet to put his pjs on.

“Also, don’t tease me like that, honey!” He called over his shoulder before closing the bathroom doors

Mereoleon Vermillion

She was getting ready for a dinner and she came out from the dressing room. She wore a body-con dress that showed off her curves perfectly.

“Do you even fart with that ass?” You bit down on your lip as you saw her, “SHEEEESH!”

She let out a fart.

“SHEEESHHH.” She mirrored your earlier comment, “I guess I do!”

The both of you roared with laughter as you left for the party, hand in hand.

Julius Novachrono

It was a long day and Julius was still working in his office. You decided to drop by and bring him dinner.

“Thanks love, I’m famished!” He took off his royal robe and carefully hung his robe on the coat hanger.

“Do you even fart with that ass Wizard king?” You bit your lip as he turned around, “SHEEEEESH!”

Julius looked at you wide eyed, “er, yes I can even fart in different pitch, i did an experiment once and-”

“YOU WHAT.” You raised an eyebrow, suppressing you laughter.

“I did a fart experiment” he looked at you all proud, “want to hear my different pitch farts?”

“NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT!” Marx shouted from outside. “Stop doing all these! It’s unbefitting of a wizard king, sir!”

“YES I WANT TO!” You replied, ignoring Marx’s sighs, “can you even hold your farts in mid air still as you control time babe?!”

“OH MY GOD I SHOULD TRY THAT Y/N”

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I loved this! I was laughing while writing 😂 hope you enjoyed it! It’s refreshing to have short funny fics once in awhile! I had lotsa fun hehe!

[maizumis]

— HAIKYUU BOYS REACTING TO YOU SAYING 'SHEEEESH' OUT OF NOWHERE

ft. timeskip! nishinoya yuu, iwaizumi hajime, sakusa kiyoomi, tsukkishima kei, wakatoshi ushijima

note: sheeeeeesh, I'm sorry this is shorter than the other ones! make out session in iwa's, sakusa picks you up, sitting in tsukkishima's lap, tsukki and you have a child, female reader ❗

❦NISHINOYA and you arrived to your new temporary home after a long day of travel, the first thing you do is throw yourself on the couch, nishinoya quickly following behind "jeez babes that was a crazy one" you don't have the energy to answer him, hoping a little nod would do okay to him, fun fact, it did not "babe you okay?" looking at him, dead serious in the eyes, as if he did something wrong "sheeeeesh" now he was confused "sheeeeeesh?" you lazily smile and put your body on top of his "yeah baby, just sheeeeesh and go on with life" still confused, he slips his arms around your torso, not letting go the opportunity "okay, if you say so"

❦IWAIZUMI had you sat down on his lap, both your legs straddling his, your hands carresing up and down his hair while his were behind your neck and in your lower back, pulling you closer to him because apparently, it wasn't enough; the kiss was so rough and strong, after no seeing each other for week you needed to be. in each others embrace, mouths fighting for dominance, hajime winning; pulling out to catch your breath the first things that comes to mind is "sheeeeesh" your boyfriend's face now full of disappointment "you really had to kill the whole mood, right?" hidding your face in his neck, dying of embarrassment, starting to laugh "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you can blame me, I missed you haji"

❦SAKUSA arrived home after a long day of practice, needing, craving to cuddle in the cost sheets with you; just the sight of your body standing in the living room was enough to make all tiredness go away "Omi! you're home! I missed you!" you tell him while running to his body, he already prepared to pick you up "I missed you too, I only could think about you in practice" you face him, a loving and welcoming smile on your face "is omi neddy of cuddles?" he makes his way to the bedroom, you still in his arms while nodding; after putting the covers over the two of you he lays his head right on your neck, his breath giving you some tickles "sheeeeesh" he loudly sighs, hoping to fall asleep quickly "not you too, atsumu wouldn't fucking stop with that 'sheeeeesh' thing in practice"

❦TSUKKI came home after a shift in the museum, craving a cup of just black coffee. you and your daughter planned this before he came home, just to see his expression "dada! welcome home, we are making snacks in the kitchen, come, come!" he dropped his bag and coat and went to where you were with his daughter in his arms "hi kei, you can go sit we already finished" he hums, pecking your lips before sitting in the dinner table with his kid on his lap, once you placed the food on the table, he asks "how was your day?" looking at your daughter, his tiny hands covering her mouth so giggle wouldn't fall from her lips, you say "sheeeeesh" your daughter following with a high pitched voice "sheeeeeesh" kei's face is red, trying so hard not to laugh "daddy wasn't it funny? we planned this all morning" he signaled you to come sit on his lap to, so he could have the two of on him "yes baby, very funny indeed"

❦USHIJIMA saw you by the gym gates with the bento he forgot this morning "hi toshi!!! I'm here! you silly forgot your lunch" his expression serious but you didn't miss the pink cheeks and the smile he gave you, his teammates jealous that he had someone that cared so much for him "hi love, thank you for bringing me lunch" hugging him, you didn't care about his sweat "it's nothing toshi, you know I care about you... sheeeeesh" laughing he replies "sheeeeeesh" you pull out of him with a amused expression "toshi! where did you learn it? I thought you didn't have tiktok..." grabbing the bento box of your hand, guiding the two of you throward a table to have lunch "satori sends me lots of clic clocs in the daily, my love"