#she's only had to clean blood off frogcar the one time. the rest were dry kills

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1. saburo likes celeste for her honesty and bluntness

2. chantal loves neil breen movies

3. chan works roughly ~50hrs a week, but she doesnt notice bc shes in the net 75% of the time playing w virtual pets

4. cel has committed vehicular manslaughter maybe 4 times, but its usually a goon she runs over so. no real loss to the earth

5. cel asked adam to open a jar of marinara sauce for her, and when he tries, he shatters it. cel just smiles :^)

6. a client once pissed cel off so bad, she soaked a bunch of cottonballs in a bag of rancid milk, then took tweezers and strategically placed them around their vehicle so they couldnt be found. IN the dead of summer