#she's literally there being a bitch and someone's crafting a crossbow out of her braids and shooting her in the neck like saint sebastian | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

jerys · 5 months ago

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finished bridgerton last night n genuinely if cressida cowper doesn't get her own spin-off series following her life at her ghastly aunt's secluded estate where she meets some fairly stereotypical local with a heart of gold and no concept of reputation who endeavours to slowly excavate the years of neglect until she's comfortable and secure in herself and her relations with other people after a brief period of dislike due to her natural spite and his abrasiveness leading to a pivotal scene where - crucially - she gets to WEAR HER FUCKING HAIR DOWN. i will kill myself in front of shonda rhimes

#bridgerton #cressida cowper #where is her happy ending??????? she's neglected!!#i get deeply attached to all cattish spiteful women with abusive backgrounds. where's HER colin #let her wear her hair down it's so beautiful and they contort it into hideous shapes every minute she's on screen #she's literally there being a bitch and someone's crafting a crossbow out of her braids and shooting her in the neck like saint sebastian #this happens every time she's on screen btw. yeah i don't know how you missed it it's right there #yeah. she's getting tied to a gallows by her ponytail the whole time she and eloise are arguing btw. you can see the noose and everything

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