#she's literally also dressed exactly like Lucas from mother im crying

[cestacruz]

New ReDrop?

COMPUTER, ENHANCE

Poor Osakabehime, she's getting no rest from those two

ENHANCE AGAIN.

Ah yes there she is, my wife!!! And her (i doubt it.) friends!!!!

[prettylittlefolkmore1997]

132 Thoughts I Had While Watching the PLL Finale

OMG Bridget Woo LOL nice throwback 

This is like a dream sequence or someone’s imagination, right?

Definitely has to be Mona’s imagination.

Lucas WTF 

Ha the girls don’t seem the least bit enthused with him “Hey Lucas” 

"Remember when we used to look up murder weapons, indistinctive traits of psychopaths exhibiting signs of hyper-reality disorder” IM YELLING 

JENNA! BITCH YOU IS BLIND WHY ARE YOU RIDING A HORSE?

I low-key love all of the truth tea they’re spilling, even though it’s not real 

HA I KNEW IT WAS MONA’S CRAZY ASS

So Mona gets to know who A.D. is first? 

OMG THEY ALL DID THE SHHHH  

Aw Ezria y’all are cute. 

YASSS ARIA OWN THAT UGLY CRY 

OMG EMISON TWINS FUCK THEY’RE SO CUTE 

Lily and Grace are such sweet names 

DOMESTIC EMISON!!! HEY NOW HEY NOW THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF 

MAMA PAM YES 

Melissa and Spencer getting along? Ehhhh idk about that 

OW MY SPOBY HEART 

Oh my god she re-bought his truck? I love Spencer so much. 

Hey that’s Marlene’s son!

ADDISON YOU BITCH STFU 

Alison would END YOU 

Who bullies someone just because they’re deaf? 

And there’s Jenna tapping along… 

OH YES END HER JENNA  

Lolololol she became a life skills teacher I love it 

Haleb is still cute even when they’re fighting 

MONA’S BACK YES 

Of course she would be obsessed with game shows 

Spencer’s love for interior design making an appearance, I love it!

SPALISON IS SO CUTE 

Aria’s dress here is really cute! 

"Wait for it”  

Lol but I could so see them all going on a group honeymoon to Paris together 

Oh shit where’s Mona? 

"That’s exactly why we eloped." Only in Rosewood y'all 

This scene was all Ian haha 

They’re such a cute family OWW MY HEART 

MELISSA???  

Ella could take down Diane in a SECOND  

Love me some Spanna!  

EMISON IS ABOUT TO GET THEIR SEXY ON 

LOL everyone casually sneaks off to go have sex and then there’s just Spencer and Toby 

THEY’RE PLAYING SCRABBLE FUCKKKKK

Damn Ezria get it. Nice throwback to 5x05 with Aria pulling the sheets over her! 

JESUS EMISON LET ME BREATHE 

Emily has that sex hair right now! 

"I’m trying to get pregnant” “You’re scaring my ovaries” Oh Hanna.  

MELISSA STOP BEING CREEPY 

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING. SPOBY PARALLELS TO 1x19 OMG 

Aria baby what’s wrong? 

OF COURSE IT’S MONA UNDER THERE 

So now Mona’s working for A.D.? 

Aria I’m so heartbroken for you baby!!! (ALSO IS THAT THE SONG FROM THAT SUPER SAD SCENE IN SEASON ONE AHHH THE FEELS) 

LOL Mona you sly bitch 

Uhhh Spencer what are you doing? 

ARIA APOLOGIZING FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE KIDS IM SOBBING 

HOPE BREEDS ETERNAL MISERY OMG 

Oh Hanna baby what is you doing?  

Byron you big softie! 

Poor Ella, but THE WINE MOMS ARE BACK YASSSS 

OH MY GOD THEY’RE DISCUSSING HOW THEY GOT OUT OF THE BASEMENT LOLOLOL 

Toby and Emily are such an underrated friendship 

WOAH WAIT that girl is Maya’s niece? HOW SWEET 

Spoby I miss you so much 

LIMERANCE  

Ah looks like the Wine Moms had a fun night 

Ezria stop fighting right this second YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED 

THIS EMISON PROPOSAL GOT ME CRYING AGAIN 

“You wanna make a baby?” OMG STOP THEY'RE SO CUTE 

SHIRTLESS TOBY MAKING A COMEBACK

FUCK ME UP this is so hot!!!! 

UH SPENCER, weren’t you just with Toby doing the sex? 

Oooh that’s the song that played when Spencer was sitting outside of Toby’s apartment crying her eyes out back in season 3! 

MONA OMG. I do love the parallel to 2x25 though with that slap  

FUCK FUCK FUCK I KNEW IT!!!! TWINCER IS REAL BITCHES!!!! 

Emison is 500% done with Mary’s shit lol 

Ohhhh this is how Wren is connected to this shit show 

ALEX DRAKE 

Of course he ordered a vodka soda  

“It’s a lot to process, would you like a sedative?” YES PLEASE  

Spencer wants to fuck this bitch up so badly lololol 

Oh jesus she’s going to become Spencer? What a twisted sister! 

I KNEW THAT SCENE WITH HANNA AND THE ONE WITH EZRA AT THE AIRPORT WAS OFF. I didn’t catch the one where she was looking through the family album though and GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS HER KISSING TOBY IN 6x20 AND HAVING SEX WITH TOBY IN 7x18 

Like Mother Like Daughter BROOOO 

Damn Alex is just batshit crazy and I’m kinda loving it. 

I do feel bad for her though. 

Woah hold up this bitch had Wren shoot her so she’d look EXACTLY LIKE SPENCER, like down to the scars she has. Damn she’s committed, I’ll give her that. 

SHIT SHE REALLY IS INSANE SHE TURNED WREN INTO A DIAMOND 

Awwww Aria looks so beautiful! GIRL I’M CRYING TOO 

 I’m gonna just pretend like that’s all of our girls taking that selfie 

HOLY SHIT WREN IS THE BABY DADDY 

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR LUNCH MARY 

That’s actually so sad about what Alex’s parents did to her. I get why she’s so angry, she’s had a miserable life. 

Mary really does love Spencer  

OH GOOD SHE REMEMBERS THAT SPENCER CAN PICK LOCKS  

Aria baby noooo don’t cry 

I figured that Alex had Ezra… 

Do-it-yourself dungeon I’M YELLING 

Lol the look on Spencer’s face says “Bitch stop copying me” 

Ezra must feel like a dumb dumb now 

Oh so Alex shot Spencer, intending to kill her and take over her life but Mary saved her. Alright.  

Alright that’s kinda cute how Alex and Charlotte bonded 

Alex, Wren, Charlotte, and Archer were a SQUAD 

Uh Charlotte, the only really terrible one is Peter Hastings! 

No wonder Alex was so pissed when Charlotte was murdered, she was the only real family she had ever known. 

UGH I’m just gonna pretend this is Team Sparia 

Uh-Oh the horse knows it’s not really Spencer 

Of course Jenna could SMELL that Spencer wasn’t really Spencer 

Alright so these dummies have been trying to figure out who A is after all these years and they just immediately get it right now? That was so easy and ironic thing is that they didn’t have Spencer to help them figure it out.  

Mary ships Spoby and I’m living for it 

Damn Alex, psychotic much? 

I always figured it was A.D. who bought Toby’s house 

RUN BITCHES 

Alex with that hatchet is giving me “The Shining” vibes lol 

HOLY SHIT IT’S THE DOLLHOUSE 2.0 

EZRA YOU GOOD THERE HOMEBOY?! 

Oh my god Alex copying Spencer like that gives me the creeps 

TWIN FIGHT 

God dammit WHICH ONE IS SPENCER? 

AWW TOBY YASSS BABY YOU REMEMBER HER FAVORITE POEM 

OH MY GOD THIS WEDDING IS SO CUTE I CAN’T BREATHE 

Look at the babies! 

MARLENE KING OMG she did the Shhh and everything  

My babies happy… I LOVE THIS SONG 

Aww Hanna’s pregnant!!! 

STOP THIS LAST OT5 SCENE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW 

Ok Mona having a doll shop in France is literally the cutest thing ever 

She totally should’ve ended up with Mike though TBH 

BROOO Mona literally won the game I’m so proud of my child 

YOOOO THIS IS SOME SHIT OUT OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE. HAVEN’T YOUNG GIRLS IN ROSEWOOD LEARNED NOT TO HAVE SLEEPOVERS ON STORMY NIGHTS? 

[theabominableblogger]

Rewatching “Attack of the Clones”

Why yes, I am doing this.  Because why not?

My apologies in advance because this post is so long...

*starts singing the Star Wars theme*

ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC!

OK, now you it’s a bad sign when they pan up.

They did it in Rogue One but I’m excusing that movie because it’s awesome

“There was no danger after all.”  Bullshit, Typo.

*Corde dies*  AND THEY BLOW YOU UP!  BOOM!

Wait, there’s an Imperial siren going off in the background.

PLO KOON!

Barriss!

Sly Moore!

LUMINARA!!!

Plo Koon’s prosthetics look terrible in the movies

Is that Uncle Ono from TCW in the hologram?

*starts imitating Ki Adi Mundi when he says “He’s [Dooku] a political idealist, not a murderer.” *

Fun Fact:  the guy who plays Ki Adi Mundi is the Ood in “Doctor Who.”  Mind blown.

I hate Obi-Wan’s mullet in this movie.

Obi-Wan’s like “freaking get me outta here” when Anakin compliments Padme

You can tell how much makeup they put on Natalie Portman in this scene.

“It’s overkill, Master.”  Obi-Wan’s the kill master...

“She hardly even recognized me...”  God dang it, Anakin.

*Jango Fett hands off the assassin centipedes*  God the green screen...

She [Padme] has the most unnatural sleeping position

Man, I feel bad for all the actors in the prequels.

How is R2 asleep and not hearing those bugs??

Fun Fact:  the SFX team used grapefruit to make the noises of the centipedes

OK, you’d be able to feel a bug crawling up your arm.

Imagine if Anakin freaking beheads Padme instead of the centipedes?

Cue end music.

“Stay here!”  BUT I...

Anakin, just fly freaking straight!

Gotta dramatically take my face cover off...

“I hate it when he does that.”

Which implies Anakin has done this before...

Anakin climbing on top of the bounty hunter’s airspeeder is almost exactly like Kanan on top of Fenn Rau’s ship in “The Protector of Concord Dawn“ except Kanan doesn’t lose his lightsaber.

OUR RIDE’S HERE!

Here’s a challenge:  try to identify all the freaking alien species in this Coruscant bar

Must be a Halloween party going on...

Did she just say “sleamo?”

Yep, I think she’s dead, Anakin.

SHAAK TI!

Yeah, you’re [Jedi Council] gonna let this horny 19 year old Padawan escort the love of his life back to her home without anyone else to help out.

GREEN SCREEEEEEEENNN!!

*Padme tells Jar Jar to fill her place in the Senate while she’s away*  Nooo....

The window cleaning droids!

Those are some huge ass robes on Anakin

Oh my God, Anakin...

“Sorry, m’lady.”  *groans*

I didn’t realize Padme’s handmaiden was crying!  Now I feel sad now!

OK, they can tell Anakin’s a Padawan:  he has his braid still in!  At least bobby pin in so that it blends in!

YOU WANNA CUP OF JAWA JUICE????

I freaking love this scene between Dexter and Obi-Wan.  Shut up.

Ewan McGregor’s got a little dimple or something on his forehead and I can’t stop looking at it.

“Hey, no droids!  Get out of here!”  says a droid

Padme just really likes wearing doilies in this movie.

AN:  Heads up, we’re only fifty minutes in at this point.

“We are encouraged to love.”  That’s a really loose interpretation, Anakin.

Take a shot every time Anakin says something really creepy about Padme in this movie.

*Obi Wan talks in the youngling class*  [gasp] Imagine if one of them is Kanan?

I don’t know whether or not he was an Initiate at this point.

*goes to consult the “Last Padawan” comic*

Wow, sudden scene change within a sentence!

SIO BIBBLE!

OH MY GOD, ANAKINNNNNNN....

The voice of Lama Su (Anthony Phelan) is so cool.

I DON’T LIKE SAND.  IT’S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE.

*DEEP INHALE*

There was literally no point to that scene other than to give Anakin and Padme an opportunity to kiss.

*whispers*  One of those clones is Rex....

So many freakin’ CGI clones...

And now a picnic...

“They [Jedi mind tricks] only work on the weak-minded.”  That’s a compliment, Padme.

“I’d be much too frightened to make fun of a Senator.”  But I am anyway!!!

*Anakin rides one of those living potatoes*  Behold, the Chosen One.

*Anakin falls off*  SO FAKE!!!

*Anakin and Padme roll around*  They’re not even on a hill!

*deep inhale*

I love how they got the same kid who played Boba Fett here back to play Boba in TCW

What’s with these weird close ups?

*Jango tells Boba something*  Please someone teach me how to speak Mandao’a.

Damn, look at the cuts on Jango’s face.

Apparently, George Lucas told Hayden Christensen and Natalie Portman to improvise in the “aggressive negotiations with a lightsaber” scene but it went really NSFW really quick so they had to stop after the “negotiations with a lightsaber” line.

God, why does Padme wear that halter dress in THIS scene?

There is no reason why she should have changed from the previous scene.

God, you can tell how nonexistent the chemistry is.

“I’m haunted by the kiss you should never have given me.”  Well wait a minute, you kissed each other back and Anakin initiated it!

“My heart is beating, hoping that kiss does not become a scar.”

*GRIMACES IN IMMENSE PAIN*

God, Anakin, do you have to be so ANGRY?!?

WHY DOES PADME NOT SAY ANYTHING?!?

“You are asking me to be rational.”  YES, BE RATIONAL!!

*groans*  The dialogue in this freaking scene...

So they kinda vaguely wrap up the whole Sifo-Dyas C-plot in TCW but even then, we’re like WTH?

*Yoda says the Jedi can’t use the Force*  That’s like saying the Pope can’t talk to God.

“Jedi don’t have nightmares.”  Lies.

“I have to help her.”  *groans*

Slave I!

Obi-Wan, that lightsaber is your life.

Oh my God, the green screen!

Sorry, Obi-Wan, you would have no arm left after that stop.

Jango freaking bumped his head on the door...

What is with Padme’s costume here?

What is this explosion disc thing Jango uses to try to get rid of Obi-Wan?

*in best young Boba Fett voice* GET ‘IM, DAD, GET ‘IM!  FI-YAH!

Just a random thought:  what do the clones in TCW think of the Fetts?

I love this shadow shot of Anakin and Padme saying goodbye.

This is “Duel of the Fates!”  Why is it playing here?

Unless they’re referring to the fact that Anakin’s fate changes whether or not his mother is alive or not.  That sort of thing.

How do the Separatists not know Padme is still alive?  Unless Anakin does such a good job at hiding Padme on Naboo and Tatooine...

“The banking clan will sign your treaty!”  *in best alien voice*  ALSO I GOT MY HEAD STUCK IN A CAR DOOR!

This staccato music here when Anakin sneaks into the Tusken Raider camp is actually kinda cool.

The ten-second mother-son chemistry between Hayden Christensen and Pernilla August is probably the most compelling thing in this movie.

This music though.

Oh my God, the way Mace sits down!

OK Anakin, explain this body [Shmi’s corpse].

“OK, Hayden, just glare at the screen.  There ya go.”

“I’m good at fixing things.”  You know what you have to fix though?  Your mental state.

What is this hippie dress Padme’s wearing?

“I killed them.”  Did you kill them all?

“I killed them all.”  They’re all right, right?”

“They’re dead.”  Oh, so just the men.

“Not just the men.“  Oh, but like the old men?

“But the women-”  What?!?  But not the children!

“-and the children too.”  But they’re people!

“They’re like animals!  And I slaughtered them like animals!”  But you don’t hate them!

“I hate them!”

“To be angry is to be human.”  To kill Sand People divine.

Anakin is the worst friend ever.  His father figure is being held captive, and what does he do?  Listen to the Council like a sissy.

Oh my God, freaking Jar Jar, no...

Why does Obi-Wan’s ray shield cell spinny?

Wait, I forgot Dooku trained Qui-Gon!

“Dellow felegates.”  *immediately slams head on desk*

Oh my gosh, pterodactyls!

“I love democracy.  I love the Republic.”   I love it.. so much!

“I’m not a freaking goblin.”  says the freaking goblin.

*Anakin and Padme sneak through a tunnel on Geonosis*  This is like “The Great Mouse Detective,” where Basil and Dawson go through the sewer pipe to get to Ratigan’s lair.

When I was little, I used to be able to imitate and time the smashing machine on the assembly line.

*3PO gets into a mess*  Just... erase this whole gag entirely.

*rolls eyes loudly*

How did Anakin not see that mechanical arm swinging toward his face?

Ani, you have no arm at this point.

Imagine if Padme gets burned by lava.

None of the original trilogy happens.  Cue end credits music.

“Not again.  Obi-Wan’s gonna kill me.”

*in best Obi-Wan voice*  I hate it when he does that.

“I thought we weren’t going to fall in love.”  WHO D’YOU THINK YOU’RE KIDDING/ HE’S THE EARTH AND HEAVEN TO YA!

My love for Obi-Wan’s snark in this scene knows no bounds.

*Geonosians cheer when the Separatists cheer*  Heck yeah, I’d cheer for Christopher Lee too!

“She [Padme] seems to be on top of things.”  But not on top of Anakin yet.

[I am forcibly removed from the fandom] 

*starts imitating the nexu*

Wait, isn’t that big mantis crab thing from Ryloth?

Wait, nevermind:  the acklay are from some planet called Vendaxa.

*Padme lands in the saddle*  Sorry, you’d have no kids after that landing.

*starts imitating Nute Gunray saying “Jango!  Finish her off!” *

*The Jedi invade the gladiator arena*  HECK YEAH!

*starts naming off all the Jedi because I can*

GREEN SCREEN!

This whole scene was filmed on a green screen.

There was no point to that flip, Mace.

*Mace hits that rhino thing*  NOOOO!!!!

*Jango kills the rhino*  NOOOO!!!

Boba’s in the corner like “Whaat?  My dad just died??”

Kit Fisto’s smile.  Oh my God.

*3PO makes jokes while being dragged back to his appropriate body*  [groans] Just... kill me...

AAYLA SECURA!!!

*Ki Adi Mundi helps Kit Fisto onto the clone trooper ship*  Whaddya bet Ki Adi Mundi and Kit are like best buds?

What language is the Geonosian language based on?

“We must get the Star Destroyers back into space.”  When did your voice change?!?

“If they [the Jedi/the Republic] find out what we are planning to build, we are doomed.”  Circle inside of a circle?

*Dooku flies to his ship via speeder*  The Hoveround takes me where I wanna go...

What is this shaky cam zoom on the clones?

“We’re out of rockets, sir.”  HOW???

“Don’t let your personal emotions get in the way!”  OK, Obi-Wan totally knows that Anakin and Padme are a thing.

Sooo... why was Dooku’s ship halfway across the desert?

Because we needed dramaaa??

GREEN SCREENNNN!!!

My personal headcanon is that the clone that falls off the ship with Padme is Rex.

DOOKU’S FREAKY ASS SMILE!!

*Obi-Wan gets injured*  OK, man, get up.  You’ve survived worse.

*Anakin destroys the wire for the lighting*  DRAMATIC LIGHTING!

THEY’RE NOT EVEN HITTING EACH OTHER!

What is this Force-measuring contest between Dooku and Yoda?

There’s literally no point to it.  It’s just Dooku going “My use of the Force is bigger than yours!’

[I am forcibly removed from the fandom]

*Yoda catches the Sith Lightning with his hand*  OK, so this is totally unrelated, but in the Star Wars Force Arena game, you can get Kanan as a character, and HE DOES THAT!

FILONI, EXPLAIN!

*Yoda just jumps off the ship*  HARDCORE PARKOUR!

Why doesn’t Obi-Wan move himself and Anakin away from the falling pillar?  Are they just that injured?  Obi-Wan, you just have a cut on your arm and leg; you can move.

ANAKIN AND PADME ARE MAKING OUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YODA AND OBI-WAN!!!

“Do you believe what Count Dooku said about Sidious controlling the Senate?”  He IS the Senate!

Where are all the other chairs?

“Begun, the Clone War has.”  Best line in the movie.  It’s also the last line in the movie.

Is Mas Amedda just yawning in the background?

Padme is just covered in doilies.

IT’S OVER!

*goes and watches the entirety of TCW*