#she's kinda spooky and lonely but if you don't mind the scares she makes lovely company

[derschwarzeengel]

The Hex Girls || RP Sentence Starters

Series of lyric starters taken from songs by fictional band The Hex Girls of the Scooby-Doo franchise. Feel free to adjust as necessary for RP purposes.

Hex Girl

❝I'm gonna cast a spell on you.❞

❝You're gonna do what I want you to.❞

❝Mix it up here in my little bowl, say a few words, and you'll lose control.❞

❝I'm a hex girl, and I'm gonna put a spell on you.❞

❝I'm a hex girl.❞

❝I'm gonna put a spell on you!❞

❝You'll feel the fog as I cloud your mind. You'll get dizzy when I make the sign.❞

❝You'll wake up in the dead of night missing me when I'm out of sight.❞

❝With this little cobweb potion, you'll fall into dark devotion.❞

❝If you ever lose affection, I can change your whole direction.❞

❝We're gonna put a spell on all of you!❞

Earth, Wind, Fire and Air

❝We may look bad, but we don't care.❞

❝We ride the wind; we feel the fire. To love the Earth is our one desire.❞

❝Love the Earth; it's only fair. It's one big Earth that we must share.❞

❝We love the Earth with all our fire. It's in our souls, our one desire.❞

❝Nature is a precious gift. It will make your spirits lift.❞

❝Love the Earth with all your fire; it's in your soul, your one desire.❞

❝To love the Earth is our one desire.❞

The Witch's Ghost

❝We've got a ghost problem; I can feel it in my bones.❞

❝A witch's ghost problem.❞

❝I don't think that we're alone.❞

❝I can feel a cold chill running up my spine.❞

❝I can feel a cold hand, and it isn't mine.❞

❝It's the witch's ghost! She's what we fear the most.❞

❝It's the witch's ghost. If she catches us, we're toast.❞

❝There's nothing worse than her curse.❞

❝The witch's ghost is on the loose.❞

❝We got a ghost problem, and the answer's in the book.❞

❝A witch's ghost problem; she can cook you with one look.❞

❝She's a wicked banshee flying through the sky. She can make you shiver with her evil eye.❞

❝It's the witch's ghost. She's what we fear the most. It's the witch's ghost. If she catches us, we're toast.❞

❝Her fire burns. She has returned. The witch's ghost is on the loose.❞

❝She has appeared. She's getting near. She's almost here!❞

❝It's the witch's ghost.❞

❝She's what we fear the most.❞

❝If she catches us, we're toast.❞

❝We've got a problem.❞

It's a Mystery

❝He's such a mystery that haunts each lonely night.❞

❝I'm scared I might wake up, cause if I should wake up then I'll be alone in the morning light.❞

❝It's a mystery, what he does to me.❞

❝Can I make him see how I feel?❞

❝It's a mystery; could he care for me?❞

❝Will my fantasy ever be real, or will he stay a mystery?❞

❝He's such a mystery.❞

❝Why can't I let him know just how much I love him, how much I think of him? But I'm scared to tell him so.❞

Zoinks!

❝When a creature is near, and it's your worst fear, and your poor heart is pounding away... When the fiend's after you, what're you gonna do?❞

❝Oh, you try to scream, but all you can say is 'Zoinks!'❞

❝Let's just disappear till the coast is clear!❞

❝There's a doorway in view, but you can't get through. And there's no chance to run away. You try hiding instead, with a lampshade on your head.❞

❝You want to scream but all you can say is 'Zoinks!'❞

❝Let's get out of here!❞

❝Get your tail in gear!❞

❝Like, let's scram!❞

❝See the shadow on the wall. It's a monster big and tall. It's the ugliest one of all chasing you down the hall!❞

Those Meddling Kids

❝There's a monster scaring everybody. Spooky footprints, kinda strange and muddy, and a terrified town that doesn't know what to do.❞

❝When it seems there's no one left to call now, when it seems there's no hope left at all now, that's when the Mystery Machine comes screeching into view.❞

❝Here come those meddling kids to join the chase.❞

❝No creep can keep them away.❞

❝When monsters all disappear without a trace, the kids find the clues right away.❞

❝The villains never learn that crime doesn't pay, and they'll regret what they did, and they'll be sorry.❞

❝If they were lucky, they'd have gotten away if it wasn't for those meddling kids.❞

❝Catchin' monsters can be pretty hairy. Glowing eyes and fangs are pretty scary.❞

❝Everyone in town has tried to find a hideaway.❞

❝There's no place left for them to hide now, and there's nothing that they haven't tried now.❞

❝But just in time our gang shows up to save the day!❞

Who Do Voodoo

❝Who do voodoo? We do voodoo.❞

❝Who do voodoo? We do.❞

❝You wanna celebrate? You wanna get it straight from the girls who amaze and shock you.❞

❝You want some Hex time? It ain't no crime.❞

❝Come feel our magic. We will rock you!❞

Petrified Bride

❝He wants my hand. I'll have to think.❞

❝He'll never have my heart.❞

❝Wanna wed, but I fled.❞

❝I need to hear those two words.❞

❝I need to say those two words.❞

❝I wanna cake with a bride and groom.❞

❝I wanna ring, and I want it soon!❞

Trap of Love

❝Your unfeeling heart imprisons me. Careless eyes too blind to see.❞

❝Empty words, an iron cage. Broken heart, bleeding rage.❞

❝Can't wait for you and me; it's time I break free.❞

❝Trap of love, snared by desire.❞

❝Trap of love, burned by your fire.❞

❝Beware the trap of love.❞

❝Let me be; it's time we part. Set me free, uncage my heart.❞

❝Can't wait for you and me; it's time for you to see.❞

Good Bad Girls

❝Listen up! This won't take long.❞

❝Stop right there; don't try to run!❞

❝We're really gonna give it some, so watch out, boys, 'cause here we come!❞

❝Bring it, boys!❞

❝We're the good bad girls.❞

❝Don't push or you'll run out of luck.❞

❝Watch out, here we come!❞

❝Got you on the run!❞

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A stupid dumby dumb dumb AU that I like to think about

Mystery Solver au

So basically (Y/N) is apart of a mystery solving team (kinda like Scooby Doo because I can’t grow up). It could be a group of teens who are in it for the thrill or a group of adults who literally have nothing better to do. They make videos of their investigations for all the world to see and even accept anonymous tips about supposedly haunted houses or abandoned hospitals.

One day, (Y/N)’s team gets an anonymous tip about a haunted house/mansion/castle and they go without even looking up the place to see if it’s true.

So they get to the place and lo and behold it’s a fucking trap set by a yandere who has stalked (Y/N) through the videos

That’s all I got for you 🤷‍♀️

Hmm, now the most obvious route for this would be that the yandere is someone like Jason Voorhees, or Michael Myers, or even scar face.

But what I wanna see is some sort of poltergeist or monster who has been lonely for hundreds of years and is so fed up of loneliness that they just invite the most famous hunters on YT over to their place for some fun.

Now when reader and her team gets to the place, they all immediately know something is very wrong with this place and can get mega spooky vibes. Except reader. No, reader is a huge skeptic, and since she's been on a gazillion hunts, most of which turned out to be nothing, she's super brave, 100% believes that supernatural beings don't exist and it's just a bunch of people fucking around for money.

So even when there's like weird noises coming around from this huge place, how her team members seem to get lost one by one, how she hears someone screaming bloody murder every night she spends there, she's still convinced that it's just someone messing around.

Finally, the poltergeist/ghost/monster has enough of it and finally reveals himself, only for reader to laugh in his face and tell him, "Oh nice make up." And poltergeist is like.... so confused?? Like why isn't this tiny human scared of him?

But he doesn't get to ponder longer as reader lunges at him and punches him square in the face, telling him that's for throwing the heavy ass book at her head. But he isn't listening to you, no, not when all he can focus on is that you are... touching him. Physically.

He didn't even think that was possible anymore! Usually people either turn to dust or pass right through him when they try to touch him. But now?? Homeboy is ADDICTED to your touch.

Your skin is so soft, he just wanna kiss it all over (maybe even take a small chomp, if you don't mind). He wants to trap you in his arms, and hold you forever- SNUGGLES FOREVER!

The poltergeist becomes yandere for you, believing that you two are clearly soulmates. He's just thinking about all the lovet dovey stuff he's gonna get to do with you 💕

And now reader pulls him out of his thoughts by pulling him along and telling him to help him find her friends, who seem to be lost in this big ass property or she's gonna beat him up.

And no matter how much he tries to tell her that baby, I'm a supernatural being who just killed all of your friends. What, you don't believe I'm a monster? Oh that's so sweet of you, but no really, look I can make that bookshelf float. Spooky, no?" But reader will come up with literally any excuse, saying that "ooh, nice hologram. Perfect timing, but you can tell your buddies to stop. I ain't falling for it😤"

And like, it's just making him fall for you even more. You don't even realise how many days it has passed since you last saw your friends, but eventually, you think that maybe they left without you, playing some sort of joke on you, so you're telling your heart eyed (kinda hot) poltergeist friend that it's time for you to leave.

And hes like "No❤🥰"

So when he drags you back inside the haunted house, you're like "Man, fuck. I'm being kidnapped by a psychopath." No, sweetie, you're being kidnapped by a (maybe himbo) monster who is super in love with you. Have fun💕

Himbo yandere monster x reader OR WAIT IT COULD BE SMART YANDERE MONSTER X HIMBO READER