#she's intentionally trying to replace sharon in stan's mind and sever his ties to his actual family

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if stan's stuck in the woods in your woodland stan au, does that mean his hair gets greasier than usual? wouldn't it get cold out there? what about his clothes, what happens when they get filthy?

"Doesn't it get cold out there?" That's what the den is for, silly! And the hellfire, and Beary and Deery and Foxy and Beavery and Racoony and Rabbity's body heat! Does Stan enjoy being fenced in with hellfire when he tries to leave, or being shuffled into a hole in the ground for bedtime? That doesn't matter! They're keeping him safe and warm :] <- blatant disregard for Stan's choices and desires example #32534

And do you really think the woodland critters are above thievery? They may not like going near human settlements but that won't stop them from stealing all kinds of things for Stan. An extra set of clothes. Old newspapers to read to them. A toy from his room if he's been good. A wholeass road sign, the theft of which has caused many accidents. Really, Stan should be more grateful that they're going to all this effort to give him all these things beyond his basic needs! But of course he'll become grateful with time, because he's one of them! And if there's one thing the woodland critters know, it's gratitude!

They just gotta be patient, and keep involving him. He'll come around eventually, they're sure.