#she's half yeen she doesnt lose it all

[cxtxphile]

"i don't think this is how babysitting works, kid."

piggy backing on the "astrid doesnt really exist but she's the closest beej and lyds get to having an actual kid" except she is, quite literally, their kid. thats it that's the au. that burp? that's his crotch goblin you can argue with the wall. he loves his girls 🖤