#she's good at beer pong .. like literally good at it.. its canon. she let the secretary of state win

[halechief]

in case you guys forgot about claire playing beer pong in the white house residency

[lilyharvord]

Very random question but, what kind of people would the Red queen characters be like in modern day parties. We already know a little bit of Annie's perspective based on her fics but what do you think?

AHAHAHAH I share a very similar opinion with Annie on this matter, but for more specifics, have my head canons:

Mare: modern day femme fatale at parties. She wears an outfit that has men's eyes popping out of their sockets and rolling around on the floor like marbles. She knows what she's got and she flaunts it. When she and Cal are dating during the Modern AU time line, she especially likes to dress like this cause it makes him: 1. squirm 2. become super territorial so that his hands are all over her the rest of the night 3. Feel like she owns him body and soul. She drinks like she has the liver of a Russian. She does straight tequila/vodka/rum/whiskey without a chaser (chasers are for pussies like my boyfriend she says when people offer her one). When she does get drunk (and that can be very quick depending on how easily Cal can slip her shots of water instead of alcohol) she is on the bar or on the table dancing. If Cal gets lucky, she'll climb in his lap and give him a good old fashioned show. He spends most of it trying to keep her shirt on without making it look like he is trying to keep her from taking it off. But she recovers every single morning like a champ.

Cal: Due to personal (familial) reasons, and through choice, he really doesn't drink. But he always has a good time at parties with his friends. And when he goes with Mare, he has a really good time. When he does drink (the few times Mare literally teases him and begs and pleads with her puppy dog eyes) he can get TRASHED very quickly. It takes like five shots or seven beers in very quick succession. But when he does, he's weirdly in control. He becomes a lot more quiet, and sort of just exists. Mare thinks its hysterical. But he's also a fucking bunny rabbit in heat when he gets drunk. He keeps his hands to himself until they get home and before they even get through the door he already has his hands under her shirt or down the front of her shorts. She loves it and thinks it's wonderful. He does not recover as well as Mare, and usually has to lay in bed all morning until his headache goes away while she's prancing around in his t-shirt.

Kilorn: happy drunk. He laughs so much people think there's something wrong. But he loves going with his best friend because he helps her terrorize people at the party. He is the shorts, t-shirt, sun-glasses on at night guy who is holding a beer and smiling in every picture. He has such a good time, and he has only had to help carry Cal out once but he NEVER lets the man forget it. He took a selfie while Cal was hunched over a bush being violently ill to commemorate the night. He will dance on a table with Mare, no questions asked.

Maven: casual drinker, he's not big into the party scene. He prefers being with close friends in a quiet party drinking wine comfortably and maybe smoking a cigarette. Depending on what he feels. If he does go to the loud massive parties Cal and Mare go to, he keeps to himself and stays glued to Thomas's side. His boyfriend smiles and shoos people away when they start getting a little too drunk, and then he takes Maven out and they usually stop at a small cafe for coffee cake and coffee when he takes him home. He NEVER drinks enough to even be tipsy. He sips mostly, people watches.

Farley: She's also a quiet drinker, a beer to two, a game of beer pong maybe that she always wins. She spends most of the night with Shade or her friends discussing politics and sometimes it gets a little intense. Especially when she starts getting a little deeper into her drink. But she's a good time, if she gets really drunk, she'll tease Shade to no end, and he still swears to this day, he saw her on stool and a table dancing. She denies it of course. She usually is the one throwing a party if she wants to. She'll invite her friends, provide the alcohol, and the entertainment/games.

Shade: quiet, fun. He drinks if he feels like it, but does stay lucid enough that he can take care of Farley if he needs to. She hardly needs it, but he still subtly takes care of her (puts aspirin and a glass of water within her reach for when she wakes up, has a yummy, greasy egg and bacon sandwich ready for her when she wakes up too). He'll take hard core shots too with Mare, sometimes egging her on. Neither takes a chaser. As he gets older, he calms down, sips at beer, but can still have a good time with his sister and his friends if he feels like it. Holds his alcohol well though.

[deadend-wonderland]

It’s Odaiba Day, so naturally I’ve been crying all day but ALSO its been about a year since I did my last Takari headcanon post. So bc it’s August 1st and all, I’m gonna answer some questions on the otp questions tag about these two and boost my spirits enough to write this next angsty chapter of my Digimon fanfiction :)

Full disclosure: most of these will bounce off from my other headcanon post about these two, but will also changed with age, so I’ll be sure to note if there is an change as they get older

Adult headcanon: Kari is a kindergarten teacher and perfect example of a human being, while TK is a struggling author who forgets to feed himself half the time and sleeps like two hours a day. This is drastically different from the party animals they were in high school and college. 

These questions were taken from otp-imagines-cult <3

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

TK, because he always feels bad about Kari having to baby him even though he’s a grown adult. Their apology presents

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Kari, because she’s small and can fit

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

TK walking around half-naked because when he gets in a writer’s-block phase, he doesn’t leave the apartment for days, and Kari’s always yelling at him to put some clothes on because she wants to keep him on some kind of daily routine to help his mental state

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Kari tells TK not to stay up all night, but TK stays up all night because he has a deadline with his publisher that he’s stressed about, but Kari always find him slumped over his desk when she wakes up in the morning.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

TK tries to make Kari a meal when she gets home from work, but he can only bake things, so when his meal turns out shitty, Kari orders them takeout and lets TK bake her cookies instead because he’s actually a really good baker and she’s not

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

Kari reads the prompts and says that they’re her and TK because shes a romantic mess, but TK over-analyses each prompt and says they’d only work in a book

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Kari’s constantly wearing TK’s shirts to bed because TK forgets to do the laundry while Kari’s at work. She also likes to put on one of his shitty hats and wear it around the house to tease him. 

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

TK spends all day running errands while Kari’s at work, and when Kari calls him during lunch and asks if he got everything for himself, that’s when he realized he forgot like soap or something. He always remembers everything of hers, but will forget the smallest thing of his. 

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

TK drives and Kari gives directions from her phone.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

In college, TK did the posing while Kari took the photographs (instead of drawing because Kari canonically loves pictures). They actually had a short phase where TK was instagram famous for his style.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

TK would be doing the backflips through lasers because Kari would be too nervous of getting caught. Kari would send Gatomon in with TK while her and Patamon kept the getaway car running.

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

LITERALLY MY FANFICTION Before they get married, TK overdoses because he’s trying to drown out memories about Devimon killing Angemon taking shots in beer pong instead of beer and everyone wants to keep playing him because he’s the greatest. Kari is just as drunk as he is, but gets him to stop drinking so they can go home and fuck. 

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Before they’re married, it’s Kari, giving TK candid photos she took of him or cute little projects she was learning to do for her elementary ed degree. After they’re married, it’s TK, giving her cute little trinkets he saw while he was out running errands or just to thank for her putting up with his dumb ass.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

This is never a problem with them  but when they get engaged, the other DigiDestined start calling Kari “Mrs. Takaishi” and she accidentally writes “Kari Takaishi” on her last final of college and has to jump through hoops to get it fixed in order to graduate, so there’s that.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

Neither one of them scream about spiders because they’ve seen worse Digimon, but if there is a bug, TK normally handles it.

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

TK gives Kari his jacket and hoodies because they fit her like a dress and his style is impeccable and makes it look like Kari chose to wear that instead of her just being cold.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

NEITHER ONE OF THEM BECAUSE MATT AND TAI BOTH APPROVE OF THE OTHER’S RELATIONSHIP AS LONG AS THEIR SIBLINGS ARE HAPPY but Tai does try to give TK a stern talking to when TK asks Tai’s opinion on marrying Kari, but it doesn’t work out well because after everything they’ve been through, TK isn’t scared of Tai.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

Kari admits her feelings first when they’re drunk, and when they talk about it the next day, TK admits that he’s feelings before Kari can. So Kari admits drunk, TK admits sober. 

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Kari would be okay once the kids can walk and talk because she’s a kindergarten teacher and she’s pretty decent with kids, but TK would be so afraid because his dad was never around much after the divorce and the closest thing he knew to a dad was Matt. TK would be the softy parent because he doesn’t want his kids to hate him, and Kari would have to do the disciplining because she grew up in a stable home environment and can handle her kids being mad at her for a little bit. They both have no clue what to do with an infant, but TK is better with them as teenagers though.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

They both type with perfect grammar because one’s an author and the other is a school teacher, but Kari uses more emojis than TK so I guess that’s it.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Neither one of them gets attacked by a bully because they’re friendly little kids, but sometimes in high school, TK had to be held back whenever someone made a derogatory comment about Kari while she was dancing for the dance team. 

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Kari makes the bad puns because she hears them from her students daily and TK painfully smiles because he doesn’t want to hurt he feelings.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

TK buys the puppy because he’s always wanted a puppy and Kari’s pissed because she’s a cat person and specifically told TK she would never own a dog.

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

TK gives Kari the piggyback ride, but that’s mostly when they’re in the Digital World

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

Kinda canonically, TK competes and Kari cheers (just going off that one episode in 02 but I can live). TK plays basketball and Kari is on the cheer-dance team that goes to every game, and Kari always cheers the loudest for TK. When the cheer-dance team makes the players signs, Kari always makes and holds up TK’s sign. He’s kept them all. 

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Kari always takes their selfies no matter what TK is doing, but she has so many of TK sleeping with his head on her shoulder after a long night of partying. 

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

TK would give Kari a makeover because he is a Style Icon and Kari constantly wears sun dresses and TK wants to see her branch out from that.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Not a pet because they don’t have a pet, but for the sake of answering the question, TK is more afraid of Gatomon than Kari is afraid of Patamon, because he knows that if he messes up, Gatomon will be the one to kill him, not Tai. 

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

TK because he’s taller, but Kari is the one who always checks the weather to see if they need an umbrella or not. 

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

TK and Kari would go to France and stay with TK’s grandfather and tour the French countryside and drink glass after glass of French wine. Kari would take all of the picture, but TK would steal her camera and take a few candid ones of her.