#she'd kick your ass and feed you cake

[falltonadir]

She's a cinnamon roll paradox.

Looks like she could kill you AND a cinnamon roll. Could kill you and is the cinamonrolliest of them all.

Riker being impressed + Raffi being a bean about it

Bonus:

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Kirby's Full Bio (1984)

"I'm gonna rip your guts out and eat them, then I'll rip your face off and wear it."

Name: Kirby Trevor

Aliases: The Giantess, Gluttony, Kirby Lucifarian, (Gluttonous Machine)

Nicknames: Tall-ass

Age: 29 (Born January 13th 1955)

Race: Human, 1/4 Irish 1/4 Welsh 1/4 Norwegian 1/4 Scottish

Gender: Female. She/Her pronouns

Sexuality: Biromantic (Asexual)

Height: 6'8" / 203 cm

Weight: 250 lbs / 17 stone / 113 kg

Eye Colour: Blue

Hair Colour: Blonde

Clothing Style: Casual - Gothic

Religion: N/A (In a 'would prefer not to say' way)

Personality Traits: Self-Indulgent, Hard-Working, Gloomy, Reserved, Blunt, Sensitive

Strengths: Knows what she likes and what she wants. Willing to bleed hard-way if needed. Keeps to herself until she needs to speak or act.

Weaknesses: Extremely secretive. Eats almost 24/7. Won't talk to anyone when feeling down or missing home.

Likes: food, camper vans, pick-up trucks, Orange ("both the colour and the fruit, but not the juice"), trifle, Halloween, Easter, pigs, boars, quad bikes, chrysanthemums, lager shandy (aka Panaché), black shirts, black jumpsuits, horror movies, comedy movies

Dislikes: Jellied eels, VW beetles, tractors, neon colours, Battenberg Cake, Christmas, people who pronounce Samhain as 'Sam-Hain', spiders, moths, motorcycles, Poison ivy (the plant), skirts, shorts, hospitals, wasps, social events

Family: Heaven Trevor (Mother), Eric Trevor (Father), Kennedy Turnbull (Maternal Aunt)

Friends: Vickie, Billie, P.G, Holly, Eli, Sam, André the Giant

Enemies: Moolah, Wendi Richter, Big John Studd, Hulk Hogan, Lord Alfred Hayes, Dynamite Kid, Brutus Beefcake

Role: Mouth (Kinda), Muscle (Kinda), Brain (Kinda), the intimidating one/ human scare tactic

Backstory/Past: Kirby grew up as a tall child, permanently taller than everyone around her. Her mother the less successful sister of a chief nurse and her father one of eight kids. No one knew how tall she would eventually be and how much pain she'd end up in before she got corrective surgery at the age of 19 (she stopped growing at 6'8"). She pays for everything in her life through wrestling, something she'd learnt from her family.

Kirby started wrestling professionally when she was 16, and back then she was only six-foot-two. Having a flair for the dramatic and a desire to up the amount of money she could splurge on food, Kirby trained to be a highflyer and soon doubled her drawing power because of it, after all, it's not every day that you see an actual giant do a backflip and succeed. Going under the mask as a way to market herself as a potential threat came soon after this.

Although, in reality she knows deep down that she wears the mask to hide her face and remain somewhat private in her everyday life. She would make people think that if the mask was removed, during a match, that she would become much more savage and cannibalistic and attempt to bite her opponent. Vickie talked her into becoming the Gluttonous Giantess within the 'Daughters of Darkness’ and soon after joining her natural height and weight advantage put her on the track for being the biggest draw of the group, a role Kirby doesn't much like.

By the time she was 24 (1979) the group was fully put together. Upon joining the WWF, in 1984, Kirby was the first to suggest that they try and see if the other wrestlers would talk to them or even be willing to open themselves up to outsiders. This meant that Kirby and André quickly befriended each other, respecting each other for their love of food, time alone and each other's pride in their family, heritage and culture. She's known to test how stiffly her opponents can take her moves. If she knows or trusts them she goes softer.

Voice: Jessica Hynes

Style of Wrestling: Highflyer

Regular Moves: double leg drop (to the gut/groin), diving leg drop, sitout inverted suplex slam, plancha, mulekick, Feeding Frenzy (wild punches to the gut), Organ Grinder (dropkick), Hungry for Blood (diving clothesline), Consummation (rope aided corner dropkick), Number of the Beast (tiger feint kick from between the middle and lowest ropes), Vampire's Bite (Sitout Jawbreaker), Butcher's Knife (open-handed chops)

Finishers: Overfeeding (High-Angle senton bomb), Cheshire Grin (Inverted facelock neckbreaker slam), Let Them Eat Cake (Banzai Drop), Giantess Splash (Splash into a pin)

Commentary Nickname: The Ogress (usually), fourth of the seven (rare occasions - whole group scenes)

Refers to Her Fans as: The Gluttonous, The Gluttonous ones

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Brave police j decker character review!! (1/5)

Alright you guys! Lets get to reviewing the BEST part of this show. The characters!(note, i will not include all villians, despite them meeting my criteria. Too many goddamn people, that honestly? We won't remember. Humans first, bots second, and any other creature last. Bots will have their alt modes.)

Humans!!;

Yuta Tomonaga!!;

Yuuta!! The boss of the brave police! While young,(about 9-10) Yuuta has more passion in his pinky finger than any of the adults on the show. Loving, caring, and determined, Yuuta has proven time and time again that hes a worthy leader, and an incredible friend. He's faced more than most kids his age should've honestly, and the nightmares and trauma needs to stop for him. He just needs ONE goddamn day with him hanging out with his friends and family, with plenty of good food.

Verdict:10/10. Hes adorable, and i wanna hug him and give him a golden sticker. Take him home, feed him and Deckerd.

Juuzo Saejima!!;

He. Is the most EXTRA bitch ever. Seriously, he's essentially a 12 year old in a 44 year old body. Constant upgrades for the team, constant new names and abilities. Hes an oddball, but despite this immaturity, he's a GOOD person. He listens to Yuuta and his opinions, and treats him as an adult, and treats the bots as humans. He deserves all he has, and honestly? Underrated character.

Verdict:9/10. Wish we had more background on him, but overall a character that i enjoyed seeing on the show. Take him home, be prepared for him to be SUPER extra.

Shunsuke Toudou!!;

SUCH. A surprising character. He made his one and only grand appearance in one episode, and i surprisingly??? Fell for the guy. He cares about the bots, and cars. He puts in effort, probably more than his entire team would. Even as a mechanic, this guy does more than his fair share of work fixing up the bots, physically mostly, but we've seen him do so emotionally as well.

Verdict:10/10. Hes the father we all need??? He GETS people. He knows what you're gonna say before you're even gonna say it, and buys you feel good snacks, and drives you around a few times while you talk to him. You've heard of mama bear, well this is papa bear. 10/10, take him home, talk to him about cars.

Seina Onoue!!;

(First of all. Yes I've been getting her name wrong this entire time. Im still putting her as 'Seina' and not 'Seia' for tag reasons)

My girl Seina! Gorgeous, headstrong, and and underestimated, sweet gal. Military lady, she's quite firm handed, but thanks to her boyfriend, McCrane, she's learned more about being human and embracing life. For someone who specializes in Japan's offensive branch, she's surprisingly shy and self conscious. Its sweet, in a way.

Verdict:9/10. She's a sweetie! She cares, an fights for whats right. Plus, she's a total historical figure, being one of the first few women who smooched a bot! She demands respect, and damn does she have it.

Ayako Kimizuka!!;

Our fellow reporter lady! (And Seina's best friend)She's the person who sinks her head deep into the news sand, fully commiting herself to her reporting. She dives in headfirst so strongly and quickly, the rest of the world melts away. A bit abrasive, but i grew to like her, and I've approved her to date my boy, Dumpson.

Verdict:9/10. Shes cute, flighty, and honestly cares about Dumpson! She teases him often, and i appreciate it. Plus...she's kinda gorgeous, honestly.

Regina Argine!!;

Me and her got off on the wrong foot. She treated bots, her own Duke included, as mere tools, to be molded perfectly into whatever was requested of them. However, upon almost losing Duke and meeting Yuuta, she learned. She had basically mentally abused Duke, and she can't un do. She can however, grow and try to make amends. She is now highly favored amongst the team, and no longer has this strong sense of entitlement. Most importantly, her past is no longer hurting her. And she's had such an impressive change, honestly. Duke cares about her immensely, and now? I do too.

Verdict:9/10. She's adorable, and now i absolutely adore her whenever i see her. She's just a delight to have around, honestly.

Azuki Tomonaga!!;

Yuuta's older sister!(who i just learned is 16) despite being the eldest, she doesn't behave as though she has the authority. Timid, a bit flighty, and incredibly sweet, Azuki is honestly just a cinnamon roll. I adores her the second i saw her, and i want whats best for her. She's essentially considered Shadowmaru's best friend (though my boy wanted to go to the pound, we all know what i mean), and although doesn't get many opportunities, shes a surprising emotional support, and a wonderful caretaker.

Verdict:9/10. An absolute bun! She'd absolutely make a nice, cinnamon cake for her neighbors, just because. Take her home, she'd just absolutely love to cook for you and your folks.

Kurumi Tomonaga!!;

The second eldest of the Tomonaga family! Shes adorable, albiet a bit abrasive and gossipy. Towards the end, she was considered friends of Shadowmaru, along with her sister, but honestly? She...kinda doesn't do much in this series. We wouldn't lose much having her leave, but i liked her personality, and shes pretty relatable.

Verdict:7/10. She...didn't really do anything in the series, plot wise. She was more of an extra. She worked, but really, she wasn't that important of a character.

Eva Farhzeug!!;

I know i said i wasn't going to include every villian. But i AM including her, mainly because i like the whole 'some other force was in control of shit getting messed up, and is now controlling everyone in a giant ass ship, and is a mixture of hot and creepy ' trope. I found her interesting, and honestly? Led to an ending that i didn't expect. She had a good villian motivation, was visually appealing, and had quite the surprising tie to the plot. I mean, the mother of all robotics??? No way you could've seen that coming in the first watch.

Verdict:8/10. She was good plot wise, but not an overwhelming character. I just wanted to point out that i liked the role she played. Don't take her home. Bitch is NUTS.

Emily, Kikjmaro, and Masaki!!(right to left;

These three are essentially labeled as Yuuta'd and Power joe's best friends. Id give them their own spots, but honestly? They're almost always together anyway. Emily is essentially kinda spoiled and whiney, and honestly? An itty bitty bitch. But shes cute, and she cares. Sometimes. Kikjamaro is the smart guy, basically, acting as the more level headed and reasonable of the group. Masaki is the dumbass. He's got anger issues, and is prone to being pretty fucking annoying. This group by themselves are honestly useless. But i fucking LOVE them when they're with Power joe. They think hes the shit, and hes DAMN right.

Verdict:7/10. This is PURELY because we have one thing in common. They love Power joe. Unless Power joe is with them, id kick them out tbh.

[sclfcare]

" you're the most dramatic boy i know , " courtney laments in jest , rolling her eyes to add dramatic flair , " i'm half your size , if a whole granny can drop kick you , what is she going to do to me ? " honestly it would probably be somebody's worst mistake to fuck with either of them . she knows her man would get blood on his hands for her and she'd do the same . although she does prefer he doesn't get his ass beat by anyone's grandmother any time soon ─── that's a given . the way holden smiles at her has her transfixed , completely smitten and doing her best not too swoon . it's just the impact he has on her . the best part is that it's mutual . they love each other so much and she feels that . " if my daddy wants easy access to my pussy , then that's exactly what he gets . . . i'll be a good girl and take it , let's let everyone see how slutty i am for you , " coquette hums , giggling as she brushes her mouth against his , teasingly sucking at his lesser . she really doesn't want to fuck this up , to go too fast and end up ruining their relationship as a result . she experienced something similar in the past and doesn't wish for a repeat performance . not that holden is anything like any of her exes , but it's still a fear that lingers in the back of her mind , especially as discussions over getting engaged continue happening . it's not really a matter of if , but when they take that commitment . " oh , uh - huh , i remember . . . how could i forget about that , baby ? " it'd be impossible . she thinks about it almost daily . does he too ? " por favor . the apron covers my tits and my pussy , i'm practically covered up , i don't know what you're complaining about . i'll never feed you anything but my pussy if you're distracting me the whole time ! " holden makes it difficult to complete the most mundane of tasks ─── not that she's complaining , they're both completely immersed in each other . there was a very good reason why courtney forgoes clothes for almost everything done in boyfriend's presence . knees spread wider , her covered cunt rolling against the print of his dick , kittenish giggle escaping her as he groans , " i bet you're thinking about how good this would feel if you were inside me right now , aren't you , daddy ? " she hums in approval as he flicks the lighter to ignite the joint between glossy brims , inhaling the thick marijuana smoke . the champagne already has her feeling tipsy , the weed would just be the icing on the cake . " fuck , you roll the best joints , baby , " she praises as the smoke exhales her mouth , passing the joint to him before she reaches for the champagne to wash down her throat , " mm , you know how nasty getting crossfaded makes me . i'm going to fuck you so good , papi . "

"i'll keep that in mind when an old lady is drop kicking me and breaking my ribs — you truly are the most supportive girlfriend." despite the jovial air to his words holden does mean it, in everything he did courtney was there hyping him up and reminding him of just who he was and how far he's come. really doesn't know what he would do without her by his side. "pinky promise", smile spreads over his lips as she links their little fingers, such a sweet gesture that made his heart melt for her. "see, i told you that while i'm not nerdy smart i am smart in other ways — more useful ways, like finding the perfect places to fuck my girl. so this is why you gotta go without panties, i know they look hot as hell cupping that pretty cunt but i need quick access too y'know?" holden views it as a compromise of sorts, she has to leave her pretty panties in the condo while getting fucked like a slut in return. since the two got back together holden's need for courtney has reached new levels of intense, a constant urge for him to be inside her. like a fire that never burnt out. "you thought i was gonna pick a random ring off the shelf? princess, you deserve a ring made just for you. so that's what you're gonna get, you already gave me the ring size remember?" when he did drop to one knee holden wanted it to be perfect, for her dazzling hazel hues to take in the ring and be overjoyed with it — to wear it on her finger for the rest of her life feeling nothing but happiness. sure, the thought of getting married was a little scary, but only because it was so new for them. he wants to marry courtney, make her his wife and take on the world together for their entire lives. "wait wait ... you're gonna wear an apron and nothing else yet expect me to keep my hands to myself? that's insane, not gonna happen court. have you seen yourself naked? you're the hottest fuckin' thing." low groan slips out as she rocks her hips down on him, cock aching from the closeness. "yeah ... fuck, yeah just like that baby. you're sittin' just how you ride me." makes him conjure filthy thoughts as she reaches for the joint, best stuff he's smoked in a damn long time. "of course princess, it's been a hot minute since we've fucked while high." flicking the lighter he presses it to the end, waving it back and forth to make sure it caught evenly. "you always look so fuckin' cute when you're high and cumming." added a new edge to it, that haze rushing through his body as he pounded her, or sometimes gave into that slowness and took his time — savouring her beautiful body, worshipping it.