#she won't eat shreds or food that consists of ''bits''; she only eats pate or puree that she can lick (she has ALL OF HER TEETH)
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i am once again reading the first chapter ("Turnips") of American Girl book "Meet Molly" to my wretched cat because she would rather scream/cry/throw up (literally) than eat her dinner
#me and my cats#i hate this fucking cat#the girl at petco was ''haha i LOVE picky cats'' and i just leveled a death glare at her#you dumb bitch! did you not just spend the past 3 minutes returning 12 cans of 12 different flavors of cat food?#this cat has cost me hundreds and hundreds of dollars in wasted cat food because she's ~picky~#and this is the cat who has NO FOOD ALLERGIES#poor arthur couldn't process chicken or fish (guess what's in 99% of cat foods) so i had to buy (expen$ive) specialty food for him#but guess what? HE ATE IT. (okay he didn't like the kangaroo but to be fair... the smell of that was horrific)#and here's this dandruff-coated piece of shit cat who CAN eat chicken and fish but CHOOSES NOT TO#she's 19.5 years old and she's starting to go deaf but otherwise she is not slowing down#she won't eat shreds or food that consists of ''bits''; she only eats pate or puree that she can lick (she has ALL OF HER TEETH)#she will enthusiastically eat the first portion of a can... and then refuse to look at the rest of it. won't look at her plate.#comes into my room to scream and throw up (literally) until i magically produce food that she will eat#there is none! last week she liked Brand X Flavor 2. this week? won't even look at her plate if it's on there#once i get my hands on the right ancient egyptian artifact... i'm sending this powdered donut to the shadow realm
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