#she says 'lovey charm' and a 4ft long pastel pink bazooka falls into her arms

[percki]

loveybug is too busy thinking about kissing to fight supervillains... anytime an akuma shows up she hits it with a comically large hammer harley quinn style until it's flat and she can go back to unsubtly flirting with chat noir

[hollow-eldritch]

#*panting and covered in blood* whoa that was intense! how about some andre's#she says 'lovey charm' and a 4ft long pastel pink bazooka falls into her arms#i just think it'd be so funny if loveybug had the giant weapon like sentibug or one of the other anti-ladybug villains#5ft tall girl in a tutu and ballerina flats wearing a grenade belt KILLS mr pigeon for the third time this week!!!#hawkmoth is infuriated of course#WHO is this strawberry shortcake ever after high 12 dancing princesses looking little girl and WHERE is ladybug#and WHERE did she get that tear gas#akumas have never been so efficiently defeated because she has her priorities right#chat watching slackjawed: lovey you just turned mr cesaire into a grease spot#loveybug: teehee it's fine! >w< my miraculous will fix it anyway! now what were we saying about the rose gardens on saturday?#paris is in shambles#loveybug is not the hero they wanted but maybe she's the one they deserve.#i want to see loveybug with this giant hammer someone please draw it please make it happen#hawkmoth has enough and pulls another heroes' day stunt or something and loveybug rolls up in a tank

NOT fucking leaving half the post in the tags

loveybug is too busy thinking about kissing to fight supervillains... anytime an akuma shows up she hits it with a comically large hammer harley quinn style until it's flat and she can go back to unsubtly flirting with chat noir