#she loves tormenting him bc he's the cutest when he's pathetic

[xxxundeadknightxxx]

I've not known peace since I first envisioned Kaoru being the on again off again ex boyfriend of one of Adonis' sisters

[fatcowboys]

mass effect for the blorbo meme!!

HELL yeah an anon asked me this too so Absolutely

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

commander shepard!!! i said kaidan but i am saving him scrimblo bimblo shepard is jsut Beloved and she do so Much and i have so many feelings about her and trying to be good even when its so hard and i just love her. she said listen the galaxy is giving me no appreciation for all the work i am doing but i am going to continue doing it anyways. yes the entire universe is on my shoulders No i wont slow down yes i will save the day with my friends at my side im commander shepard and i specialize in doing impossible things. the galaxy is good hands.

(not shown is shepard being like oh my god this is so much. you want me to do this??? ok. ok. anyway. i love her.)

scrunkly (my "baby", character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

hmm. its grunt lmao. thats shepard's Son shepard is his parent love to see him grow into a shotgun wielding hero 💕 also cuteness aggression feels so Krogan lmao like at a certain age krogan children are their cutest but also their most aggressive. stop and say aww at your own risk.

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/ underappreciated fave)

KAIDAN ALENKO my beloved. i love him. i love a soft man. i ALSO love a RO whos plot and feelings and thoughts diverge from what your character wants like i know a lot of people are like wah kaidan was so mean at horizon but i love him and i love that his narrative is not exclusively going with whatever shepard says. he makes sense hes a good man and hes soft and id die for him

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won't shut up about it for a week)

OH its probably that asari soldier from me3 in huerta memorial who you slowly learn about her surviving a repear attack with a human who she eventually has to kill bc of AND. fuck its later confirmed the human is jokers sister. i am devastated. and the way it slowly unfolds and you slowly learn more. God

poor little meow meow ("problematic"/ unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

i have zero understanding of what a poor little meow meow is fksldjrb i dont think he fits this definition of poor little meow meow but i am putting james vega down simply bc i think its very funny to call the big mustley man a poor little meow meow

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

counselor udina. any opportunity to send anderson to punch him in the face i Will take

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

the illusive man eeby deeby Now