#she found her a ''real life'' tumblr sexyman and wasted no time in wifeing him up. I literally respect her so much.

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tbh nothing cuter/funnier to me than a gorgeous, intelligent, well-rounded woman like Princess Yumyum seeing Tack's Vitamin D-deficient ass get dragged into her throne room like a shaking wet stray dog ready to gnaw its own leg off to escape and her just being like "good god I must have this funny little scarecrow man for myself immediately" and being so down-bad for him she breaks all her shoes just so he'll stick around long enough to fix them. Absolutely inspired. She'd fit right in with the tumblr girlies, I think.