#she called him a sore loser and an idiot because clairvoyance was a high level spell and she was still learning how to control a fireball

[fluffypotatey]

The fastest way to identify a newbie to Camelot is they

A) think a Queen can't have a mistress (yes she can)

B) think Freya is Arthur's mistress (it's obviously Merlin)

The squires have a tally board in their room to keep track of how many ask which question first. Column A is labeled "Stupid" and Column B is labeled "Blind"

there's another tally board the squires keep hidden from their knights and majesties which is the betting board for what crazy assumption with a new arrival to Camelot make. Gaheris and Andred voted to name it the "Polycule Pool", but were vetoed by Nathan and Lucan (a very rare occurrance, Roland can assure you) when Bedivere (aka Beddy, aka Beds, Beddy Boy, aka Little Gremlin) wanted Bors to explain what the name was referencing.

Bors had trouble functioning then after.