#she always just silently hands me my sex toys JDJDKSJDKS like ‘u deal with this’

[fyodior]

OMG IM MORTIFIED

So I still live with my parents cause the housing market in the US is diabolical anyways,,,, I was out with friends late and I texted I got home safely and instead of reading the text or checking her like 4 outdoor security cameras, my mom woke up later and went into my room at 2:40am to see if I was home and awake. I was and I'm like wtf are you doing in here and she told me she nightly comes to my room to see if I'm sleeping or not by PRESSING HER EAR TO THE DOOR and she doesn't find this weird at all to be doing to her 22 year old kid?? Good god what has she heard me doing I'm going to eat my organs 😭 additionally when I was 19 she found my strap on I bought with my tip money from work and left it on the kitchen counter for me to find and to lecture me about when I got home from college and threw it out in front of me. Anti freak household fr

omg fellow 22 yr old american stuck in their parents house…… i feel u on a spiritual level…… thats crazy tho AJDJSJSJ NIGHTLY COMING BY YOUR ROOM???? girl …. the lack of privacy…… hopefully ur not too loud when you jerk it 😔 and the strap on the kitchen counter i fear i would’ve ended it all after that like how do u even come back from that …. my deepest sympathies sweetheart i feel u so deeply