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corpium · 2 days ago

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Ansur!Tav fic in which Ansur reincarnates as Tav and slowly realizes his dream guardian is awfully familiar in the worst fucking way. This could be a horribly dramatic, tragic story.

however, I propose instead... comedy!

Let the companions suffer through them constantly bitching at each other. Maybe somehow Ansur is still an undead spirit posessing Tav so Emps is like "who's the abomination now??" and Astarion's like "now wait just a second, there's nothing wrong with being undead" and Minthara's casually dropping super wise truth bombs on them about their relationship and Karlach and Wyll ship it

#ansuran #bg3 the emperor #i will probably never write this #but you can't stop me from day dreaming #shadowheart's probably doing shots with astarion re: some aspect of the relationship idk #laezel decidedly does NOT ship it #her interference probably brings them closer together lmao #ansur x the emperor #ansur x balduran #balduran x ansur #idk man what even is an identity #sketchy squid man x uppity undead dragon #halsin fully supports their relationship and wants to join in aldkjfalksjdf #minsc says the emperor is ansur's boo #'oh i see you too carry around a tiny space creature who tells you what to do'#*ansur disapproves*#but he adopts minsc anyway #the emperor puts up less of a fight in accepting misc bc he doesn't want to make ansur mad(der)#jaheira keeps giving ansur old lady advice and he's like ma'am i am older than you #she does not care #he is clearly an emotional disaster who needs help #orpheus is suffering #ansur!tav is the one tav who manages to get orpheus and the emperor to get along #he recruits omeluum for the ending btw #omeluum helped change his mind about mindflayers being terrible #he and blurg had tea with ansur and ansur was shook #and had a crisis bc he wonders if maybe just maaaaybe he might have possibly been wrong when he offered baldemps merciful death #meanwhile emperor is like 'this is fine bc i have no feelings #hint: he has so many fucking feelings #minthara points them out. if you did not feel why would you act

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