#seriously we're not violent people ahaha

[atomic-thomas]

(Fake ASMR Commission) Planning A Wedding With Your Giantess Fiance

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"Babe... Baaaaabe... Wake up, sweetie. We have a busy day today."

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"We need to plan our wedding. It's gonna be big... Just like me."

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"I know we just got engaged yesterday... But you do realize the scale of this event, right? I don't think a human has ever married a giant before. The scope of this wedding is gonna be unlike anything that's ever been done before. It'll be totally unique."

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"Yes, my sisters are in relationships with humans as well, but they haven't reached the engagement point like us yet."

"One of my sisters rescued a human from a harsh blizzard & they became a couple after just one day. That human really took a liking to her. She's so kind-hearted & affectionate that I don't think she could've brought herself to say 'No' even if she tried. But I'm glad they're happy together all the same."

"My other sister took a human by force. She just kidnapped them. And they didn't even mind. They were even happy about it. Though considering their previous living conditions, being captured by a rich giantess who just wants to love you is only a good thing. I just hope that her violent tendencies don't cause problems in their relationship. She is seriously overprotective."

"Anyway, can you please get out of bed now? It's already past 8:00."

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"Haven't you slept in enough? Come on. I may be a hundred-foot tall titan, but even I can't plan a wedding all by myself."

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"Do I need to snatch you out of that tiny bed myself? You know you can't possibly resist. My strength would effortlessly overwhelm you."

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"Hiding under the covers won't save you. You're just delaying the inevitable."

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"Gotcha! You're all mine. Now you're dangling from my fingertips as I hold you above certain doom."

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"Ahaha~ Calm down, honey. You know I wouldn't actually drop you. Giants just have an intimidating sense of humor. The 'Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum' kinda humor, you know?"

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"Okay, fine. Here. I'll place you in the palm of my hand. There. Nice & safe. God, you look so cute & adorable. I could just eat you up."

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"Ehehe~ Alright, I suppose that's enough fluff for one morning. Let's actually get down to business. I'll run the sink so you can wash up. Then we can discuss the matter at hand."

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"I've been thinking about what we could eat at the wedding. Any ideas?"

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"A stuffed whole roasted dragon. Oooh, that sounds delicious."

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"Of course I can slay it myself. I'll just use my bare hands to get the job done. Who needs a group of heavily armed mercenaries when you can just get a giant to do the work for you? I'll bring back the biggest dragon I can find. We'll be eating good for sure."

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"I don't think there's a specific stuffing made just for dragons. We'll probably just have to settle for a ton of vegetables. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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"The other ingredients are simple to obtain. There's a race of serpents that live in the volcanic region. They're culinary experts. We could ask for anything & they'd provide in spades. They can even use the volcano to cook the dragon once we remove it's heat-resistant scales."

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"Yeah, I guess that sorts out food. But where should we host the wedding? I need a suitable environment for... Obvious reasons."

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"Well... It can't just be on the ground. I really don't think that would work. I don't want to have to constantly look down to talk to people. I also don't want to risk tripping & falling for any reason. Can you imagine if that happened while there were people underneath me? It'd be horrible."

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"Right. We need to be facing each other while saying our vows. I suppose I could just hold you up to my face, but... If the entire wedding is gonna be elevated for my sake then it's all the same.

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"A risen platform sounds like a good idea. Although we could just set it up on a cliff top. Then I could just stand beside the cliff so we're at eye level."

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"You're not picky. Good. Neither am I. Whatever works."

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"We can build a dance floor if you really want, but... Don't expect me to do any dancing. I planned on hiring some elves to play music for us, but the dance floor is your idea."

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"Is it not obvious? If I tried dancing, I would quake the Earth & wreck the wedding. There's no way I'm doing that."

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"Slow dancing. Okay, that's cute & all, but... Realistically, I would just end up holding you in my hand while awkwardly spinning in circles or swaying back & forth. It's not really dancing if I'm being honest."

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"Oh yeah! My wedding dress. Okay. That one is easy. Where I come from, there's a fellow giant who makes clothes. I can just buy one. Done deal."

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"Hmmm... I don't think we're missing anything. We just need to invite people. Including my mother & sisters of course."

"Except my father. He, uh... Really hates humans. I want him to stay as far away as possible from my precious darling."

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"Sure, you can visit the rest of my family if you want. I can bring you to see them right now. I needed to invite them anyway."

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"You're welcome, hun. I love you so much. Our hearts may differ in size, but the energy within is parallel. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."

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THE END

[starrylemillion]

my best friend and i had a little bsd uquiz phase so here are all of the quizzes we took lol

What Bungo Stray Dog Character Are You (Sadly) by riioskis

Oda Sakunosuke. you are the perfect human. MWah, absolutely flawless and everyway. please marry me oFDwyefwbh i want to marry you rn >:( sadly you are also dead.... and im not a necrophiliac... unless...ahaha.... your epic traits: you are irrisistible. people will haet you for that. but i love you. ur so sexy ahaha you are so cool too. there can literally be nothing wrong with you... and i stand by that.

which bsd character are you most alike based on what type of annoying you are by chie

akutagawa. UNCLENCH. nothing in life needs to be taken as seriously as u take it . how's that relationship of 2 months w one of ur oomfs going btw? uve never met them, u only have about 5 pictures of them, and theres a 3 year age gap between u both. u r 16. everything is fine.

brutal bsd kin quiz by clunt

louisa. you are very shy. so so shy. you want to be included in social situations but you have never had the confidence to. people really like you but can become impatient with your demeanor. you need to gather more confidence. please gather more confidence. you are actually interesting and intelligent but only a small selection of people get to see it

unnecessarily in depth bsd compatibility test by goatvibes (again?? for some reason?? i got a different result this time lol)

ryunosuke akutagawa. BEST BOY BEST BOY BEST BOY. god i fucking love akutagawa. look at how pretty he is. i wanna kiss him so bad. did you hear him refer to fitzgerald as his "dessert" in that one scene? HOLY FUCK. [ahem] ANYWAY. akutagawa is a kinda... violent guy, but outside of fights he's rather calm and collected. he'll probably take you out for tea with him, but not in a normal "would you like to go on a date with me" way itll be more like "get your stuff we're leaving" way. he appreciates his space, but make sure he knows you're there for him. please treat him nicely i beg of you.

which port mafia member are you? ( bsd ) by ranposbabydaddy

chuuya nakahara. marry me /hj seriously tho, you probably have anger issues and a very low temper. you hate when people get on your nerves and you get annoyed pretty easily. you also have some sort of trust issues but you keep trusting people hoping that someone will return the trust and loyalty you feel towards them. although you're quick to anger, you're still fairly easy to reason with and you try to handle things calmly at first.

[kiellersweets]

P: Well, that spiraled out of control quickly.