#seriously tho go listen to his music bc he's fuckin great

[death-crossing]

Hey hi there in your latest chapter of Death Crossing you mentioned Higgs singing badly - did you know Troy Baker (his actor) is actually a really good singer? Sorry if this is a bit rude haha I just wasn't sure if you knew but you should check him out!!

oh wow heya! i've heard a bunch of troy baker/window to the abbey's music and i do love it - in the original scene where elle finds higgs singing, she described what she could hear him singing about - it was a reference to baker's song "my religion" which is one of my favourites. and whilst i do agree he's a fantastic singer, i think it'd be really funny if higgs wasn't lmao

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Some SFW Goofy / Silly HC's for Shachi!! For my beloved @mandiemegatron - my beloved Shachi mutual <3 THESE HC ARE SFW MY BLOG IS NOT head the warnings above! Ageless blogs without 'adult' in bio will be blocked if you interact!

Goofy/Random Shachi HC's (Silly/Goofy Shachi in love at the bottom as a bonus)

Music taste alternates between heavy rock and the cringiest shit you’ve ever heard bc it made him laugh ( He and Penguin listen to bbno$ and Yung Gravy, and I think that’s hilarious - pry that one from my cold dead hands.)

LOVES puns. I mean, just look at his fucking hat!

Also loves being cheesy/cheesy stuff. Silly poses, cringe outfits, bad puns, b rated movies, tacky patterns, you name it. If it makes a normal person cringe even just a little he LOVES it! (Again.. look at his hat!)

Also likes cute stuff like Law, but not embarrassed by it (see above point) and will go overboard w it if he’s messing w Law (imagine that one post of them all going to see the barbie movie?? Pen made Law promise for them dress up for it but Shachi got the outfits ready that’s how I imagined that happening anyway )

Either super great or absolute dog shit at games. No in between. Avoids the ones he sucks at like the plague. Is a sore loser and WILL pout if he’s lost enough times (still pouts even if he only loses a little but its more subtle and he can get over it quicker lol)

His jokes/humor are also the same as his style and game talents, His jokes are usually cheesy, and either really fuckin funny or absolute cringiest shit you’ve ever heard, almost no in-between 

Loves pranks. Goes without saying really

Has this uncanny knack for finding things people would be unable to decide if they like or not, like say a keychain of their fave character for example, but the character is doing some weird bizarre ooc shit or its some on the most unhinged knock off of the original they’ve ever seen

Will tell you wrong information with his whole ass chest. He believes it. He is a a bit dumbass. Himbo-y if you will. Is shocked when he realizes he is in fact wrong and thinks you’re fucking with him. Always takes a minute to convince him he’s actually wrong even though no one is ever fucking with him when they tell him he’s wrong NOT saying he is rude or mean about it is just genuinely shocked he’s wrong what do you MEAN you’re serious that much salt doesn’t go in there you’re just trying to mess him up haha Ikaku… oh shit Ikaku was serious!! that was too much salt wtf!! 

Hes always joking so he thinks everyone else is too sometimes… to his own detriment occasionally lol, always says sorry after for not taking them seriously after with an embarrassed laugh ————Silly/Goofy in Love Shachi HC’s————

Mad dumb when in love/crushing

Im talking giggly, wiggly, ramp up the funny guy act by 10 (at first, he does chill out the longer the crush lasts/the more he’s around them/the more developed the relationship is)

Mixes up words a lot and says lots of goofy shit, esp when trying to be punny AND flirty, his poor brain can’t always keep up

Heartfelt/over the top romantic, gets pretty cheesy

Cheesy is honestly core staple of his personality, you have to love laughing and having fun to be with him for sure because that’s what fills most of your days together if you’re with him

Is a tickle monster, uses it to his advantage to get more cuddles and/or kisses in And make his partner laugh

If he thinks something about him turns his partner/crush on/they like that about him will go out of his way to try and show off even after getting together. Like his arms? Will tie down the top half of his suit and claim to be hot while working.. when its super cold lol - not subtle at all, plays dumb when teased about it

Dishes it out way harder than he can take it, is a bit of a baby if teased too much- will deny at all costs. Still tells you if it was a good burn tho later on

[foryouthegays]

techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream

good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together

times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00

FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)

i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33

i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in) 

who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17

00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO

00:8:55 tommy time :/

0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING 

i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade

00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw

00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j

00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much

00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020

00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!

i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive. 

00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home. 

techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn

00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at  01:14:20)

00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-

why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45

this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka

LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49

00:54:30

techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain

tubbo, quietly: like jesus!

i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op

techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!

techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-

00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur]  a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH 

01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww 

also he has a fanart wall again!!!

01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS 

“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15

ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”

holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)

the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:

techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it. 

01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo

techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30

01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like 

01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe

“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”

“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”

“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”

“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”

“oh my god...”

“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.

“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”

“listen, my desk is-

“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”

“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”

“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”

“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”

“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”

techno is such a disaster i love him

01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn

“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)

01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it

i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade

IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA  LSKJDAFJASD;LKF

i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he

he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it) 

01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line

has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla

01:57:30 techno plea se eat 

ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying 

techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”

02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG  NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG

02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj

02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc. 

also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much

i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends 

02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon

02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S  but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho

hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary  02:35:40

02:37:30 technosneeze 

hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk????? 

overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend. 

[warmbeebosoftbeebo]

twtl review by me

twtltrtd sounds even better on headphones, in large part bc holy shit do you ever hear dallon’s background vocals. the thumping in yr ears (i’m using big head phones not the piddly ear bud ones) is also a bonus, picking up on the little instrumental noises too. vices also benefits from the big headphone listen. i’ll let you know how doab n pftw go later. and i’ll relisten to vices and the bonus tracks and do a review of that too.

holy shit, seriously twtl is a better fuckin album on big headphones. my 7.5/10 for it is already at 8/10 now after the first 5 songs.

can we also talk about how much of a jam these songs all are instrumentally? like on most of the songs, i hate what they did to b’s voice on most of the tracks (i only think the distortion/”electronicizing” of his voice only works well on vegas lights n casual affair, n collar full to a lesser extent), and on some songs it’s so bad it ruins the song for me (eg the end of all things is awesome live, fucking love it and on the album it is DREADFUL. the instrumentals are good ie strings, but the vocals? fuck no). nicotine--b’s voice annoys me, sorry, but the instrumental track of it on the single? fucks me upppp.

this is gospel 9/10: the lyrics are just so damn good. i hate the distortion of b’s voice on the verses, but the lyrics, music, and chorus save it (the music video too). DALLON’S VOCALS

miss jackson 7.5/10: i think i’d like this song better in it’s original form as bad apple with a sample from fiona apple’s every single night. the lyrics weren’t as angry either. love lolo on it. a really good effort at an r n b/hip hop feel. dallon’s VOCALS (this music vid can gtfo tho)

vegas lights: 9/10 fucking bop. electronica done right. makes me wanna dance n sing my butt off. dallon’s vocals. b’s voice more normal and distorted works really well, esp the normal voice, and when they are layered. drums! perfect club anthem.

girl that you love: 8/10 love the music. the words are meh. a track that works better as in instrumental. or at least get rid of the distortion of b’s voice. wanna hear my baby au naturel on this bc i think it’d sound really good on this track. god this would be so fucking good as an instrumental--the music on this goddamn. the little noises.

nicotine: album version 6/10, instrumental 10/10 can’t stand b’s voice on this, sorry babe (it’s whiny n nasal). words are ok. this is amazing as an instrumental. 

g/g/b: 7.5/10  a good enough song, but overrated. as it is (a boy crushing on a bi girl, love triangle, threesome) i have little problem with it, aside from the subtext of some stereotypes about bisexuals (which i think has more to do with internalized homophobia and bi stereotypes in b than what dallon or b would say of others), but think other songs should have been the lgb anthem instead. hurricane was robbed i tell you, robbed! the bassline is the best part.

casual affair: 10/10. BOY. MY BEAUTIFUL BI BOY. BEST SONG ON THE ALBUM. music, the distortion of b’s voice, lyrics, the vibe, the moods, atmosphere if you will ;), strings n other electronics, OMFG. i talk about this song a lot lyrically but the music/whole package is WHOO BOY. the boys beware clip at the start as it should’ve been makes it even better and solidifies what this song is about. 

far too young to die: 9/10 dallon’s baby lyrically, but i know bden changed the music. music is great, but words are even better. when you’re in the right mood to truly appreciate it you realize how great it is. understated n slow build up n masterful when you let yourself appreciate it.

collar full: 8.5/10. lovely bop. bubblegum pop n i mean that in a good way. fluffy n sticky n sweet n bouncy. hey again with prominent dallon. such a pleasant listening experience, puts a smile on my face every time, n often gets me moving/singing.

the end of all things: 6/10 as i said above, awesome live, and his voice on it live...chills, esp how he changed it at the end. this one, as an instrumental is lovely, but as is...ugh. i often skip this one even though the strings and piano are very nice. weakest song on the album and i feel bad saying that bc the lyrics, while simple, are honest and pure. “i am always yours.”

honorable mention to the b-side all the boys: 9/10 dallon’s love for breezy. such a brobecks song. love hearing brendon sing a song clearly written in dallon’s voice both lyrically and sonically. (dallon is the only one credited on this song.)

can’t fight against the youth: 8.5/10 can hear dallon’s influence on this one too n i’d bet the words are mostly his. 

to rank the best ones, i’d go

casual affair HOW’D OUR WEE BOY WRITE THIS ALL ON HIS OWN? HOW?

this is gospel is i’m more into words/feeling feels about spencer n b, vegas lights if i’m more into music/dancing, hearing b sing so smooth n layered, all the boys if i’m into a breezy n her boy bouncy mood, musing about the dynamics between b, d, n breezy, hearing b sing hIGH, nicotine instrumental to appreciate some great fucking music (seriously listen to the instrumental if you haven’t) (2-5 vary depending on what i’m looking for)

far too young to die underappreciated, even by me, makes me want to listen to n contemplate this song more. i was gonna give it 8.5, but it deserves a 9 too.

ps, this album came out on my birthday ;)

album rankings go as follows:

vices 10/10 with bonus tracks, 9.8 without

doab 9.8/10

pftw i left at 8.6/10 here

twtl ends up at about 8.3/10

fever n pretty. odd are the most up in the air, bc 1) do i judge fever as a first album by boys in their late teens, or equally with the others 2) p/o i think is the most mood dependent album n my views on both range widely. but they, at most, get 8s, more like 7.5. 

[rockybalfeatherboa]

getting these mtl headcanons outta my system

This is a long ass post but these r some random metalocalypse hcs that I feel kinda strongly abt some r real silly ok here it goes 

Aka me projecting

Toki - Enjoys activities like roller skating, weight lifting and boxing (that’s why he’s yknow fucken ripped) - Also enjoys model cars but not nearly as much as his beloved fighter planes - Thick brows - Hair is very thick and smooth (and,,pretty) but he doesn’t put a lot of work into is making the other guys kinda jealous - Sometimes shaves his legs below the knee but that’s it - Does shit like host teen choice awards and guest star on children’s tv shows BUT THEN acts surprised when kids love him,,,tf bitch this is ur fault - Absolutely loves physical affection he fuckin loves hugs and kisses!!!! - Prefers making out and titty groping groupies (and maybe a blowjob) over having sex with them .. but will still do it if he feels like he’s up to it - Kisses with his eyes open (and overall just real fuckin weird ok) - Keeps the video from Juliette sarmangsadandle in his nightstand he treasures it - Mostly writes his own keyboard parts for songs - Band thinks he’s hilarious when he doesn’t try to be but when he tries to tell jokes they don’t work ,, but he’s really funny in Norwegian it’s just the jokes don’t really translate too well so he just,,keeps it to himself - Pickles taught him how to smoke and now they like to chill and smoke together it’s like “their thing” - But he’s really picky about it he only smokes indica - (This is me projecting) Learned the phrase “if u feelin froggy then jump” and never stopped using it

Skwisgaar - shaves e v e r y t h i n g bc of 1) the aesthetics and 2) loves the way it feels - long lovely legs - huge fucken feet - has a klokateer pluck and tweeze his eyebrows them shits be on fleek - cries in secret at least once a day it’s become routine - He kept in touch with his Swedish gf for a while but then fell off and went back to hoeing #hoe4lyfe - Secretly wishes he can go back to wearing all white but he has to maintain brand recognition bc of the band - Wears very slight sweet smelling cologne behind his ears and wherever else cologne goes - Either eats a fuckton or not very much during the day,, keeping his metabolism on her toes - Guitar playing for him is like ultimate stress relief and also he fidgets with it he loves that thing - Has a book of various songs or riffs that he’s written on the guitar that dethklok will never ever use - Wears highlighter - Has run into one of his grown ass children in the bank one time and had to get the fuck out of there immediately,,they didn’t realize it was him tho -  Puts his feet on nathan just to bother him - Great teeth / really conscientious about hygiene - Cold hands and oily skin type - He has a pretty good sense of rhythm but ,, he can’t dance he can’t dance for shit oh my god it’s a disaster to look at - “I look like I can’t cook… that’s accurate” - When he drinks wine he does that thing where he swirls it around like a bougie piece of shit - Lactose intolerant :/ - Talks with his hands a l o t it’s over dramatized and very fascinating to watch - Responds to compliments with “I know”

Murderface - closet gay*   *gay but he grew up in such a homophobic environment so he tries to ignore it and pretty much force himself to be straight, explaining his constant trouble with women (Bc the attraction isn’t genuine ) and his fragile masculinity (so he’s always a “fellas is it gay to-“ or a “no homo” type of guy ),, his self esteem issues don’t help this out at all - big fuckin crush on skwisgaar (and skwis loves the attention) - sleeps with a retainer - hair is so dry,,,,,,please give this man some conditioner oh my god - knows pretty much everything about the civil war and the American revolution literally ask him anything he’s like a textbook - Somebody come get this man a pedicure - He has a lot of fans and they adore him it’s just that he’s oblivious to it,,, ppl love murderface!! - He’s not as ugly as he thinks he is or that people make him out to be, it’s just that people may think that only Bc the rest of Dethklok is so pretty. He kinda just ends up looking the worst by four-way comparison. It’s just a different type of look he has there’s nothing really wrong with his appearance - Imma go head and say it,,,he uses “y’all” - He and toki have actually made some decent songs for planet piss but it’s usually when they’re jamming out so they pretty much never get recorded 🤷🏽‍♀️ or remembered - He can move his dick voluntarily I mean I already knew that people with dicks can do this but murderface has like a whole new level of control with his - Got banned from Fintrolls bc he pissed in the olives but he just keeps coming back bc what are they gonna do? nothing - He takes his weapon/torture device collection very seriously like when u walk into his room u better not touch a damn thing or so help me -

Pickles - has nose piercings but doesn’t wear em - Small ear gauges - Strong toned legs especially shins and calves - Has not had a swig of h20 in 6 years but somehow has nice skin (a mystery) - Loathes Seth but absolutely a d o r e s  the baby!!! He loves that damn baby and always appreciates when Seth or amber send pics or FaceTime call !! Fuckin uncle pickles!! - Helps toki compose his keyboard parts for songs (Bc he too can play the piano) - Kinda flexible but not as he used to be,,he used to be able to do a full split - Likes to bug Charles a lot bc they’re the closest in age , sometimes they hang they’re good buds - Watches shitty reality tv (bad girls club, LHHATL (it has to Atlanta), etc) as a guilty pleasure - Kind of an asshole but in a way that leaves u wanting more - Played basketball freshman year of highschool,, he was ass at it lmao - Idk how much this has to do with being a headcanon but if pickles was a vine he’d be “I said whoever threw that paper, ya moms a hoe” he just carries that energy - Smells like a light combination of weed and cologne it’s really nice - Will tell one of his band mates to go blow their nose if they’re sniffling too much

Nathan - doesn’t like it when people touch his hair without asking but HOWEVER if u ask before u do he’d probably say yes ,, just gotta warn him first damn - Hates hates h a t e s feet it’s like a weird squirmy phobia. He’s ok with his own feet and just *seeing* other peoples feet but let someone’s bare foot touch him and he’d probably black out tbh - Really socially awkward outside of his stage presence but I think we all knew this - Nathan’s really sweet he just ,, u gotta know him - Really emotional when he’s drunk - Secretly cussing out everyone in his head - He doesn’t completely dislike physical affection but he’s not crazy about it either - Also kisses with his eyes open (but unlike toki he’s trying to work on it) - Dad bod but we all knew this too - Slightly introverted ..he likes to party and shit but can only take that much social interaction for so long then it’s time for him to go home - Eyes are so striking and pretty oh my god it’s like they’re shining it’s all his gfs favorite thing about him - ,,,,,,,thicc - He’s one of those people that rip off their hangnails instead of cutting them 😖 - He can throw down on the grill goddamn why isn’t he in charge of snacks? - Knows how to suture a wound with some level of proficiency - He loves his parents he just hates how they embarrass the fuck out of him god leave me alone mom and dad! - This is ironic to the last thing but remember that video where it was like “son let me hear some of your music” “I don’t think you’d like it” “c’mon let me listen” and the song is just “I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad” the whole time yea that was Nathan in high school - Strong arms (b,,beautiful) - As a kid he used to poke at roadkill for uhh entertainment - Used to be self conscious about his reading glasses but doesn’t gaf anymore - Severe case of resting bitch face he’ll literally be chillin but his face will be mean muggin but that’s just the way he looks - Tried PCP and ended up having to be chained to his bed betcha he’ll never smoke that shit again - likes crime investigation shows and serial killer documentaries - Will n e v e r  refuse a fresh hot salted pretzel

[wholetmewrite]

high school tech crew!monsta x: sound technician!hyungwon

((ok so like ik they’re all performers and shit but like hear me out: monsta x in all black working hard to make sure this production goes AMAZING))

anyway since dj h. one is a thing i feel like hyungwon would be in charge of sound for the technical crew

like... just imagine him on his lil soundboard adjusting everyone’s levels

and doing soundcheck

and getting really anal about making sure everyone’s taking soundcheck seriously bc godDAMMIT WE NEED TO MAKE SURE YOUR MIC IS GOOD FOR THE SHOW PLEASE STOP FOOLING AROUND AND SING LIKE YOU’RE PERFORMING

sometimes forces stage manager!minhyuk to check mics if an actor is sick/late/missing and also he can sing so why the fuck not

oh god hyungwon during tech week though

will sleep through ALL his classes bc of how late he’s staying after school for tech week

will sleep during free period

will sleep while waiting for the rest of the crew to gather in the theater

will accidentally fall asleep while eating dinner

will NOT wake up until someone tells him it’s time for soundcheck or rehearsal’s about to start

i promise he isn’t always this serious tho like he will make his meme faces to certain lines of the play or musical or lowkey roast any particularly bad actors just bc he thinks it’s funny and he can hear minhyuk stiffle a laugh

and sometimes he’ll crack a clever joke over the walkie talkie to mic crew/stage hand!jooheon and stage hand!hoseok and they’re trying to restrain their laughs but he can still hear assistant stage manager!kihyun shush them in the background

but the real reason he does it is to hear your lil giggle in the background too

you’d be close to hoseok and jooheon bc you’re also a stage hand who just wanted to help paint sets

and he just thinks you’re the cutest fucking thing but he doesn’t know how to talk to you so he just says dumb things in hopes that you’re listening too

and jooheon and hoseok totally knows that you and hyungwon have things for each other and they’re so tempted to just lock you two in the booth and force you guys to confess but projections technician!changkyun would kick their asses if he can’t get in the booth and make sure everything’s good to go

so they do little things to try and get you guys to interact

like jooheon will ask “hey y/n can you wake hyungwon up so we can do soundcheck” and watch u get all flustered bc jesus FUCK sleepy!hyungwon is so cute n peaceful and you don’t wanna disturb him

and hoseok will wave you over when it’s dinner to sit with him bc hyungwon is sitting across from him and hyungwon will drop his fork in his pasta in shock and also bc he’s too tired to properly do anything

and he’ll ask hyungwon to tell you the joke he said over the walkie talkie that you missed and hyungwon gets all flustered and stutters a lot but you still laugh bc he’s so damn cute

and then hoseok suddenly gets up like oH I THINK HYUNWOO NEEDS ME YOU KIDS HAVE FUN and you’re both sitting there w wide eyes bc diD HE REALLY JUST DO #THAT 

and also bc hyunwoo works w spotlights so WHY

and neither of you know what to say so you’re kinda just staring at each other and making small talk

and this continues for the rest of tech week and everyone’s catching on that you two like each other and also getting increasingly frustrated bc neither of you are doing ANYTHING

like even the cast is talking about it y’all are like the hottest gossip topic in this entire production

and finally it’s opening night and hyungwon’s just like this nervous wreck inside and keeps accidentally dropping mics and shit and you’re just watching this all worried so you try to help but that just makes him more nervous bc HIS CRUSH IS SO KIND AND HELPFUL AND PERFECT

and you just like place a hand on his shoulder and tell him it’s okay and this show is gonna be amazing and he nearly has a heart attack but his eyes glisten and your heart kinda melts

for the pre-show rituals (one being everyone standing in a circle and crossing arms to hold and shake hands while the director offers encouraging words) he stands next to you every time just so he can hold your hand

and then everyone breaks off but you hold onto his hand so he doesn’t leave immediately and so you can tell him “break a leg” (bc saying good luck for theatre is a jinx or something) and all he can do is blush and mumble “you too”

the show starts and everything’s going great until ONE DAMN MIC ISN’T WORKING and you start worrying bc you know hyungwon’s gonna be so damn stressed and you can’t even see him until after the show’s over

but it’s ok bc jooheon’s able to fix it once that actor comes off stage

but you’re still worried about hyungwon bc you’re sure he’s beating himself up about this even when the rest of act 1 AND act 2 go great so you go out of your way to see him after the show

and he’s shutting the soundboard off by the time you get to him and he lights up immediately when he sees you and you just crush him in this big hug and he’s shoOk to the core bc HIS CRUSH!!! IS TOUCHING HIM!!! WILLINGLY!!!!!! 

but then he comes back to reality and hugs you back and he finally realizes that you might feel the same way bc of how you’re acting and he can totally feel your heart racing

so once the hug breaks he kisses your cheek and holds your hand and thanks you for worrying about him

and jooheon peeks out from the side of the booth bc he’s putting mics away and he gives you this look like DO IT

so you kinda just mumble “yeah anytime” and lean in and peck his lips and you’re flushing at this point and avoiding his eyes like lowkey embarrassed bc you did that

and he just smiles so wide and brings you back into a hug and you’re melting into each other my god im such a mess

and after that night, he doesnt let ANYONE hold your hand during pre-show rituals

you bring him coffee before brush-up rehearsals bc you have free period at the end of the day and have the time to do so

and let’s not forget shy good luck kisses :)))

basically the rest of the shows are fuckin GREAT bc he has you and you have him and you’re both working together to make this production the best your school has ever seen and god bless the two of you