#seriously take one look at this heart eyed simp and tell me he isn't going to appreciate every second

[solar-pxwered]

Since Sanji smokes, is he still a good kisser or does he use a breath freshener? For that matter does he go down on a lady or does he prefer to us his skillful hands instead?

Oh, he's an excellent kisser...but the smoking definitely lessens the chances of that happening since most people don't want to kiss a mouth full of nicotine and ash flavor. If he KNOWS he's gonna be kissing someone then he won't smoke beforehand and will absolutely be one of those guys that brushes his teeth like 5 times 😆 He's aware that it's an issue for some people, but he's way too addicted and reliant on the calming effect that he can't fathom giving it up.

And...are you kidding? Why would he limit himself to one or the other? He has the patience of a freaking saint when it comes to pleasing a lady and won't be satified until he's made them come BOTH ways before even thinking about his needs. He does have a preference for oral though and he's the type to get so completely pussy drunk that he forgets there's more than that in the world. Like, I'm gonna tell you right now...not a single one of my other muses comes CLOSE to his level when it comes to being a giver. It might even be borderline aggravating how long he's happy to do it.

[snovaness]

Tape Arms

4. Roomies           5. Fake Date          6. Bakery

Masterlist

Summary: Sero Hanta has a huge crush on a fellow pro-hero who goes by the name Time Keeper. Unfortunately, for him she doesn’t even know his name despite the fact that they work for the same agency. But it seems that luck is on Hanta’s side when U.A opens their first hero agency festival, an event that lets agencies put up a booth at U.A. High School to scout both students in the hero and support department. Y/n and Sero are two of the 6 chosen hero’s to represent their agency. Will this crush finally get somewhere or will he continue to be a coworker on the sidelines?

Walking into the small cafe you noticed the pink girl sitting with 2 other people. One was blonde while the other a spiky red head. Mina waved to you as you walked towards them. “Guys this is Y/n! My new bestie! Isn't she the cutest?!” The red head smiled “Hi, I’m Kirishima Eijirou.” The blonde stayed unbothered when all he said was Bakugo. “It’s nice to meet you guys!” You noticed 5 drinks on the table. Only one of them was left untouched and you began to think it might have been ordered for you but who did the other drink belong to? “Is there anyone else here? There's 5 drinks and just 3 of you so…” Mina noticed the door open and a smile made its way to her face. 

“Actually yes here they are! Camie, Sero over here!” You shifted slightly in your chair to see a blonde girl and Sero walk in. “Y/n this is Camie! You already know Sero.” You waved to the both of them. Camie was insanely pretty. Seeing her walk in with Sero made your mind race a mile a minute. You couldn’t help jump to the conclusion that maybe he could be seeing her. Trying to push that thought out of your mind you decided to go order yourself something. “Sero go with her and get me a slice of cake will you?” Bakugo said. His tone sounded more demanding than you were used to hearing when someone asked for a favor. Despite this Sero still got up and followed you towards the counter. 

“I didn’t know you were close with Mina” He stated. You just shrugged “We recently became friends actually but I really like her. She feels like a sister if that makes sense. It’s refreshing to have her to talk to instead of Ojiro and Sato. Don’t tell them I said that” he chuckled and then asked the cashier for two slices of cake. You just ordered an iced coffee. “No sweets today?” he questioned. “Oh no living with Sato is pretty much the same as being on a constant sugar high. I eat a little too much cake if I’m being honest” he laughed again. Would it be cheesy to say that it puts a smile on your face? Because it really did. 

Once you sat back down Camie faced you as you sat across from Mina. “So you’re Y/n! The one who has been slowly stealing my bae from me” You slightly choked on your coffee. Did she mean Sero? “I’m sorry?” Bakugo noticed your new rigid behavior. “Don’t scare her you dumbass.” She stuck her tongue out at the other blonde “I’m just trying to break the ice.” Mina rolled her eyes “Don’t worry Y/n she's joking. Camie isn’t the jealous type anyways.” You were seriously very confused at this point. 

“Wait so are you guys dating then?” You asked Camie. She smiled at you “Mina you didn’t tell her about me? I’ve been with Mina for about a year now.” Your two brain cells had finally connected “OHHH. You’re dating Mina! For a second I thought you were with Sero.” Kirishima looked confused “Wait, you thought Sero and Camie were together?” You played with the straw of your cup nervously. “Well she said I was slowly stealing her bae and out of Mina and Sero I’ve spent more time with Sero. Plus they did walk in together” Camie giggled “I just have a bad sense of direction and got lost so Sero came to get me.” Bakugo rolled his eyes. “You just added another dumbass to our friend group like we don’t already have 3.” 

“Hey! I am not a dumbass. I’ll have you know that I was in the top at my school!” He smirked “Oh yeah well so was I! Don’t start thinking you're better than me now Timekeeper” “That just proves I’m better because you know who I am and I have no clue who you are.” His eyes widened “What the hell do you mean you don’t know who I am?” You shook your head “Sorry I have no clue. I know like 6 pro-heroes and two of them are Mina and Sero.” Sero put his had on your shoulder “Uhh Y/n I don’t think you want to argue with Katsuki. He has a bit of a temper” You shook your head. “I know I can take him” The big smile you flashed him made his heart race. The crush he had on you only felt like it had gotten stronger once the two of you became friends. He watched as you and Bakugo began bickering over the fact you didn’t know any pro-heroes. “How do you fucking know Deku but now me?!” he huffed “He messaged me on how my quirk worked on twitter last year and we talk from time to time.” Kirishima rubbed Bakugo’s back “it’s okay babe. Don’t get too worked up about it.” Once again your two brain cells held hands. “Wait, you two are also together?” Kirishima nodded. “Oh yeah that’s right. L-M-A-O this is pretty much a triple date! Now that I think about it, Sero and Y/n do look totes adorbs together” Sero’s face slowly turned red as Bakugo started to yell. “Shut up glamour girl. You really think Sero would consider this a date? We all know soy sauce face is more romantic than that.” you chuckled nervously “I would have worn something a little nicer than just leggings and a sweater if I knew this was a date.” “You look beautiful anyways” Sero said casually. The tips of your ears started to burn. To others this may have been just a simple compliment but to you it felt much more than that. “He’s right your sweater is totally cute!” Camie responded. 

A phone on the table vibrated. “Hello. She’s ready? Okay thank you” Bakugo looked towards the group “Sorry guys we have to leave. We left Azula with the groomer.” You watched as the couple left the small cafe. “What kinda dog do they have?” you asked. “Pitbull mix. She’s such a sweet dog. Ei named her Azula because he binged watched The Last Airbender the same week they got her” Sero told you. “You have a dog too right Y/n?” Mina asked. You nodded “Oh yes! His name is Ein. He's a corgi.” 

The rest of the time at the cafe went well. Sero even offered to take you home but you sadly had to decline due to Sato asking you to buy groceries on your way home. You were grinning practically from ear to ear when you walked into your shared apartment. “Why are you so… not moody?” Ojiro asked. You put your purse down and sat next to him. “I went on a date today. Well not a real date it was kinda a fake date, a pre date if you will. Anyways I hung out with Mina and her girlfriend was there plus this angry blonde guy named Bakugo and his boyfriend Kirishima. Sero was also there so it was kinda like a triple date but not really.” You began to pet his tail “So basically you like Sero and are excited that you hung out with him?” You nodded “Is this where I call you a simp?” you laughed “maybe I am but I’d gladly be a simp for him”

Pairings: Bakugo x kirishima, Mina x Camie, Kaminari x Jiro, Sero x Y/n

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