#serenrae: love peace life- DON'T YOI TOUCH MY CLERIC MOTHERFUCKER (punches a dragon)

[ginathethundergoddess]

I love the xandrian pantheon. There's sarenrae who's like "love, peace, life- DON'T YOU TOUCH MY CLERIC, MOTHERFUCKER! *punches a dragon*

The raven queen: all beings are equal in death but I love THIS ONE the most.

Ioun "how many secret societies can I possibly have?" Sphinx lover.

The platinum dragon who can't decide whether "justice" is in calm, patient investigators or "Paladins who come in like "KICK ASS AND TAKE NAMES AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM"

Melora "don't talk to me or my son or my new son ever again!"

And of course the Traveler, "hidden motives, big dick joke fan"

The Exandrian gods have the weirdest domains, like Ioun was like “gonna be all about libraries…and punching” but by far my favorite is the Stormlord, god of thunderstorms and also sports and also realizing the value of teamwork. God of the Big Ten football conference up in here. I love it.