#seoras's humor becomes 100% more deadpan when they're teasing ricky

[torchwoodstheorist-a]

“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.” (From Richard!)

“Well, Ricky, maybe if you put your phone somewhere you couldn’t sit on it the whole time, you’d stop butt-dialing me at two in the bloody morning. Chrissake, mate, if you’re suffering existential crises or something at two in the morning and need emotional support, you can just say so. Stop blaming your own arse.” They glanced at him, completely deadpan. “I understand. Existential crises have left me with many a sleepless night, too. You’re not alone.”