#sending this concept to the catland group chat was NOT enough to exorcise it from my brain so now y'all get it

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Imagine if the Cat King died again and was reborn as a big fluffy maine coon cat with chonky paws and a big ol' primordial pouch and then he shifted to human form and he's not any taller but he's wide and he's chubby and he has body hair and a belly and shaggy brown hair and the same old wicked smile and bitchy sex appeal and flouncy robes and sooo much jewellery but he's fat and he's hairy and post cancelled i think i hauve covid