#send oxygen

[air-mechanical]

Bellini, my favourite, a kind liberal repressing his feral desire to go to war and sieze the crown in bloodless righteousness.

AU where he doesn't hold back from the start. His burning ambition is not only advertised, but is weaponized. For the greater good. Because he wants this. He deserves this. And you deserve this. You deserve good. You deserve him. You need this. You need him. And he's going to deliver.

No matter the cost.

[m00nchildwrites]

My MC was super happy to have this outfit unlocked for Xavier...

She says, "Look at my man. He is so fine."

[luvleyk]

THIS WAS POSTED IN HER IG STORY AND I. WASN'T. NOTIFIED. HELP

hi.. H.. Hi.. Ma'am... Stop... Looking at the camera like that—

Wait I suddenly— 🧍‍♀️🧎‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[fandoms-my-fandoms]

Phineas and Ferb Season Five

I’m sorry but when season five finally premieres, it’s OVER. I will not eat, sleep, leave my room, go to class, or BREATHE until I finish every last DROP, SCRAP, SNIPPET, FRAGMENT, PARTICLE, PIECE, and MORCEL…of Phineas and Ferb. I won’t be able to talk about anything else for DAYS. nay, WEEKS. nay, MONTHS. IM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND. I WILL BE SO FERAL CONSUMING ALL THIS NEW CONTENT AND INFORMATION. I will go insane. I will RULE the WORLD.

…anyway, uh.

…thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

[sciderman]

You said you get more asks here instead of Ask-Spiderpool

Does that mean there's presently no asks? Or you have an Itty bitty backlog,,

honestly the amount of asks I get on ask-spiderpool is so, so paltry and sad at the moment that i can barely scrape together any motivation for it because there’s No inspiration coming in. which is kind of the point of an ask blog lads. conversation. it is Not a one-sided thing !!

sure, there’s a backlog but those are like, pantry items. I need fresh fruit and vegetables or I’ll die of scurvy

anyone who tells me “I want to start an ask blog” I immediately say “in this economy? don’t bother. you won’t even last a day.” I’m hanging on for grim death here .

it’s not about numbers. you’re more than numbers. you should be more than numbers, so please. act like more than numbers. please. don’t you want to be more than numbers? every time someone talks to me and I respond back they seem Shocked to find out I’m actually a human or whatever. why are you guys like that. of course I want to be talked to. any human wants to be talked to. so talk to me!! I’m as lonely and nerdy and pitiful as the rest of you. I’m here because I want friends. so please, be friends. I don’t need numbers. I need friends.

it’s so not about numbers. I still get thousands of notes or whatever,, more notes than before, even, but you’re all so passive now that it’s depressing. I miss when ask-blogging felt like a community,, and that’s Why I did started, and why I kept on for so long… sighs. I feel like everything’s been reduced to numbers. I don’t know how anyone can be happy with just numbers. numbers are so cold and unsexy. numbers do not tickle my pickle at all. (no sir)

I feel like the human element of everything I do is kind of slowly diminishing and I’m looking around at the wasteland like,, where did all the people go. not just here. everywhere. so I’ve been diving into career things again and having success with it, but I don’t want that to be my lifeline. it was my lifeline pre-covid and I don’t want it to be my lifeline again. I’m good at it, but I miss real people with real gratitude and excitement. not just people paying a pay check for my services. I never, never want what I do to just feel like an exchange of goods for like, money. or numbers. those things have No Soul. They’re not a substitute for what I actually look for when I create anything. and what I actually look for is Conversation. (which doesn’t cost you much, can you believe!)

it’s so funny how when I said I’m planning on quitting (which I don’t want to do, but I’m kind of being forced to do because I mean. how can one keep on running an ask-blog with no asks) I got a very big response here saying “noooo don’t do it” and it's sweet - it's really sweet, and appreciated, and warmed the heart but - again. no asks on the actual blog. so.

if you want ask-spiderpool to actually live on, there’s something so very simple and free (does not cost you money) that you can do! three guesses as to what that might be

I have so, so many plans and posts and scripts but I’m not writing into thin air,, man. why should I keep doing a stupid thing like that. what happened to us, that we’ve stopped communicating with creators because we’ve forgotten that wait a second ,, they share things on the internet because they want other people to interact with them. artists are the neediest guys on the internet. they need people to survive. I’m not going to keep on pretending I’m above it all and I’m cooler than that. I’m not cool, and an ask blog needs asks. you can’t expect it to keep going on without them.

so freaking . leave a kiss. leave a comment. stop just leaving a like and disappearing into that goodnight . I hate you all.

anyway. love you. kisses.

[karinasbaby]

massive fuck you to every single person that keeps going on anon and sending disgusting and criminal asks to my friends for outing literal racists. how more miserable can you get genuinely? in what world did calling out people for their bullshit nicely become “bullying” ??? and trust me when i say that this situation could’ve been handled way worse

[morverenmaybewrites]

I just wrote 8,000 words in two days. My brain is liquid. My thoughts are mush. :D

[k-kizkhalifa]

@slytherinslut0 hi baby girl. how are you??? i hope you’re well. anyway i scrolling after a hectic week and came across this bulge picture and thought you would drool enjoy as much as i have ♥️ much love, Em!!

[an--artistic--autistic]

time to get into a fight with hospital staff over melanin affecting pulse oximeter readings

[baepsays]

One day I'm gonna lore dump about my childhood crush/bully/father's best friend's son— and my deeply unsettling and concerning experience and misfortune of knowing him, then make it public domain for anyone to use it freely like ye babe go on make that toxic ship post you needed a story for

[adancedivasmom]

Oh how I’ve been waiting for this moment…Chris’s MV did not disappoint. 🥵

[porto-rosso]

there is so much aggressive misinfo abt toxic shock syndrome out there its a nightmare

[wanderingandfound]

Doug Eiffel set to "Run Away to Mars" by TALK.

Animatic idea from my morning commute that will never happen because I am not a visual artist and do not have the motivation to learn said skill for a project as big as a full-length song.

Your colour’s fading 'Cause I kept you waiting It’s a wild, wild world And you’re a wild, wild girl

Zooming in on a polaroid of Anne and Eiffel smiling. The color becomes stronger as we get closer, and by the time it takes up the full frame it's no longer a fading polaroid but an in-motion memory of them playing air-guitar in a public park. We also see flashes of Anne growing up without Eiffel.

Our sun’s still shining But it seems half the size And it’s a wild, wild world Out here

We're back on Earth, post-canon maybe? And there's comparison shots between Sol in Earth's sky and Wolf 359 as seen from the Hephaestus, both in its smaller red stage and its larger blue stage.

Before my time runs out What If I run away to Mars? Would you find me in the stars?

We see the initial launch, maybe Cutter offering Eiffel the job when he's in prison. Eiffel staring out a shuttle window as he gets his last glimpses of Earth, the planet quickly shrinking into nothingness. A brief shot of Kate and Anne glancing at the night sky, maybe while they carry in groceries. Nothing to suggest they're actually looking for Eiffel.

Would you miss me in the end If I run out of oxygen? When I run away to Mars

Some of Eiffel's initial struggles on the Hephaestus, including the time he nearly drowned on a spacewalk. Also featuring Eiffel coughing on knock-out gas while Minkowski is trapped outside the airlock during Hilbert's initial betrayal.

I can’t tell which way's home I’ve been gone for so long It’s an empty world Up here

Shots of them being unable to orient themselves because Eiffel didn't keep up the star charts. Eiffel alone in the storage room sifting through the boxes of junk. Shots of each of the first four characters alone in a different room or hallway of the Hephaestus. Glimpses from "Am I Alone Now?"

I skip stones and wonder How long till I'm discovered? It’s a quiet life Up here

Long, quiet shots of Eiffel counting and fiddling with his illicit cigarettes, in between sending out hails into space and receiving static in return.

Before my time runs out What If I run away to Mars? Would you find me in the stars?

We see Hilbert's experiments on Eiffel, when he's coughing and can't breathe. When he nearly dies. He's a ticking timebomb himself.

Would you miss me in the end If I run out of oxygen? When I run away to Mars

We get Hera saying to herself "Some days I wonder if I’ll miss you after you go away forever, Doug." We also get her threatening Lovelace and Hilbert over Eiffel's life.

Three, two, one, I miss you I’m sorry, I got issues

A shot of the polaroid taped to his desk. Eiffel explaining it to Minkowski. Eiffel yelling at his imaginations/hallucinations of his crew during the USS Horrible Unending Nightmare.

What If I run away to Mars? Would you find me in the stars?

The launch of Lovelace's shuttle with him trapped aboard. Hera and Minkowski scanning space for him desperately. Long, hopeless shots.

Would you miss me in the end If I run out of oxygen? When I run away to Mars

While Eiffel rations food and cryogenically freezes and thaws himself, looking closer and closer to death each time, we see Minkowski, Hera, Lovelace, and Hilbert getting sadder, more tense, and more snappish on a space station that is falling apart.

The answer is yes, they would miss him in the end.

[yourmomssidepiece]

❤️💛🖤🎂🎵🎧🍊🪐 from your most recent post 😁

❤️- 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶?

i am 5”4 exactly

💛- 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧?

i love my eyes as they are bright green and people always compliment them

🖤- 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨?

i love to draw and colour or really anything to do with art, i could draw for hours. I also love to walk my dogs

🎂- 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺?

my birthday is July 11th

🎵- 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴?

i genuinely have so many but my top three have got to be billie eilish, melanie martinez and taylor swift

🎧- 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰?

the last song i listened to was i bet on losing dogs by mitski

🍊- 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯?

i adore winter, i just love being cozy and i have always loved when it gets colder outside so i can just spend all my time in bed

🪐- 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸/𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴?

my favourite show is american horror story but recently i have been getting into greys anatomy i am actually hooked

thank you so much for this ask!!

[iamthepulta]

I was supposed to talk about Lustrum hours processing once upon a time, wasn't I?

[woozidaze]

every moment i spend in drafts is unending misery & pain &